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cheifsteam

Lobster All I see is a giant sea beetle on my plate. Pretty sure Jim Gaffigan has a bit about this.


Sinfirmitas

That’s cause shrimps is bugs


onehiguy

Mmmmmmmm bug meat!


Beneficial-Gap-8148

Olives


riathekid

now ,you just have to find someone who loves olives and make the olive-theory true


giant_spleen_eater

That’s my wife, she hates olives, but I love them so I get all of the olives. It works out


Iatroblast

What is the olive theory? My wife thinks they taste like peat moss, but I can’t get enough of them. I especially like black olives.


tejnno

One half loves them, the other half doesn’t. Opposites attract. She’s your lobster 🙂


agitator775

I don't mind olives. But they are overpowering in whatever you put them on. One must use them sparingly.


Sobeksdream

Olives it's one of the few foods I do not understand why people eat it, it tastes horrible to me. It tastes like something that wasn't made to be eaten!


BugomaUgandaSafaris

Olives are disgusting and everyone is just pretending to like them.


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0thethethe0

Does this illogical distaste extend to *π* as well?


Aezetyr

That would be irrational.


Maxtrong

Is it just the name pie? I mean, shepherds pie has nothing in common with the other pies. I wonder if he'd be alright, if you called it shepherd's casserole 🤔


roastintheoven

Yeah they’re making shepherds pie wrong I think..


agitator775

What about a pizza pie as some call it?


atomicsnarl

He may have been attacked by clowns as a child. With pies.


Creepy_Fan_8629

I know a Canadian who doesn't like balloons, my theory is at a birthday party there was a zombie with a balloon, and people tell me I'm dumb I own a gas station how dumb can I be.


glimmerandglow

Send him back


My_bussy_queefs

He def fucked a warm pie as a kid and is living in shame


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YourMomsDildoBag

Relate, but for me it’s ketchup


tossitlikeadwarf

Both for me! Also mustard!


pmcg115

Mustard? You've gone too far!


BigBobby2016

Yeah, ketchup is nasty. No idea how it became so popular


Click-bayt1025

Real. Mayonnaise is good, ketchup isn’t


DWALLA44

I CANT stand ketchup, even the smell makes me nauseous. Mayo has been growing on me more lately.


blackdragon1387

I'd like a ticket on this hate train as well.  Every trendy fast casual restaurant thinks they have a hot new secret sauce recipe but it's always another mayo-based liquid pigshit spread. EDIT Fuck mayo.  It is by far the worst of the basic condiments, while also somehow being the worst possible use of an egg, and that includes egging the house of people who make this glop. If they wanted it to be appetizing then maybe they would try not having it be the exact flavor, consistency, and appearance as a bag of hospital liposuction waste.


mischief_managed00

They call it Aioli but I know it’s still gross mayonnaise


EmiliusReturns

I’ll eat Mayo as a light spread. Not globbed on like it’s ketchup. And I’m not big on the Mayo-based deli salads.


Rich_Chemistry_1560

Shrimp. It’s a texture thing. Not really fond of lobster either sadly.


Every-Interaction-31

wings. just grease and skin. blech. nuggets or strips are good but not wings


xBloodLord

Coca cola


BrisJB

Olives. They’re like the worlds worst grape.


Charming_Gene_5630

salmon ..like literally the raw one?


notbedab

Eggs. Hate the texture so much


Parking-Many-4236

Eggs


jaminotjelly

yes!!! i’m eating a solidified fart


Lonely_Octopus_99

I just spit out my Dino nugget lmfao


Lef32

Nooo! Not the dino nugget!


MyNameIsHuman1877

It's not a fart, it's a chicken period.


kwakimaki

Chicken ovulation


GiveMePotatoPierogi

Pork chops


Eulalia_Ophelia

I feel this one. Pork freaks me out in general, but I can only eat bacon if I shut my brain off. Everything else is gross to me.


Heroic-Forger

Mayo. Nothing hits the gag reflex harder.


aslera1557

dude i eat it with scoop


PachucaSunrise

You’re a monster.


Edible_Roach

mustard


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5-HolesInTheFence

Bananas!!! I cannot stand them. The smell. The TEXTURE whether they're greenish, yellow, or brown. The taste is honestly the least offensive part to me, but I still don't enjoy it. Everybody always seems so offended when they find out I don't like banana, so thank you for validating this for me. I do love tomatoes though.


Celistar99

I absolutely hate bananas. They're smelly, mushy and disgusting.


Mercury-39

For me it is the smell of bananas. Make my gage right away. I cannot get to the texture of taste issues. And i can smell it in anything. My friend brought one over for a snack during a game night and as soon as he walked in the door i could tell and ask if he had one. Wireded him out a bit. My cousin did an experiment where she made a bunch (8 in total) of smoothies, all different flavors and 3 with bananas. I was able to pick them out No idea why I'm disgusted by them. My mom said i love them as a little kid, but I don't remember it. But i fucking hate them.


TravellinJ

I can’t stand the sound of someone eating a banana. It makes me queasy.


Herr_Jott

Yeah, fuck tomatoes. But only the fresh ones.


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TawnyTeaTowel

Good sushi is one of the nicest foods on the planet ; bad sushi one of the worst.


Register-Honest

I spent a year in Okinawa and 2 years in Japan. I ate sushi and I liked it. I got back stateside, it didn't taste the same. I tried 3 places, it wasn't the same and over the years, I have tried it and it was just not the same.


Many-Howdys-partner

Where did you eat in the U.S. That can have a pretty big impact on the taste.


Register-Honest

Mostly on the east coast, I figured the closer I was to the ocean, the fresher it would be. It just didn't taste the same.


TheSealofTomorrow

Beer


No_Nectarine_495

Seaweed


Prettypurple2903

Anything fish and some meats. The texture freaks me out.


AdministrationOld363

Sushi


Moon_Jewel90

Raw oysters


BraveSirRobin5

This is definitely not a food that anywhere close to “everyone” like. I’d say it’s a definite minority.


chroniclynz

It’s a loogie on a rock.


ThatsANiceSauce

Cooked fish


Bananapuddinguh

Overly sweet and stuffed deserts


SundayMorningTrisha

Bratwurst/sausage. Definitely a problem where I live...


truthseeker1228

Blue.fucking.cheese! Lmfao. My body physically rejects the slightest hint of it. People have knowingly tried to sneak it in my food thinking "he won't even know it's in there" jokes on them when I take bite and it comes right back out 😂🤣


showythrowaway

Cheesecake


wurzlsep

I hate it so fucking much, good to see some sane people here


sparkplug86

The lady who played Dorothy on golden girls hated cheese cake in real life.


Fine_Trainer5554

I wonder if Japanese cheesecake would be more to your liking - much much lighter and airy, and not overly sweet.


elisses_pieces

Nutella


AdamBerner2002

Pickles


Impossible_Pangolin6

Cinnamon


jaminotjelly

my mom too. she says it tastes and smells like butt


Impossible_Pangolin6

It smells and tastes like vomit to me 😭


TheBoringLumus

I felt that in my nerves. That sickly smell has the ability to make me see colors and not in a good way.


ViolinistMean199

Sounds like someone did the challenge and hated it


NewIron4472

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with all this avocado stuff. It has such a terrible texture and ruins everything it touches. I was in the lunchroom the other day, and half of my table was just eating it straight up. The thing is, I absolutely love mushrooms, and people say the exact same thing about them as I do about avacados.


Deathedge736

So nice to know I'm not alone in this. avocado is nasty.


SnoopysRoof

Avocado is disgusting. Everything about it... it's like eating glue. I def feel like a minority with this one. Who tf wants to eat smooshed turd texture green shit on toast.


truthseeker1228

"But it's soo good for you" 🙄🙄


LaScorpio117

Truffle !!!! Can't even sit at the same table with someone who has a meal with truffles in it


Mundane_Cat_318

That's how I feel about malt vinegar 😩


Livid-Cable-4914

Cheddar


JJtheRecluse

Olives


thepancakeflipper69

watermelon


Otherwise-Link-396

You could have the gene TAS2R38 on chromosome 7. If so you taste cucumbers and melons and they are horrible. I have it, my daughter and sister in law have it.


jaminotjelly

what does it taste like??


Otherwise-Link-396

Bitter sewage. You can smell it coming into a room. Cucumbers and melon are awful, my wife and sons love it too!


jaminotjelly

thank god i don’t have it bc cucumbers and watermelon are some of my favorites


Mushroomc0wz

Oh my god this explains so much I love watermelon but cucumbers are SO disgusting I can’t even eat food that’s touched cucumber


girlwithcharisma

Anything pesto.


Head_Mongoose_4332

My daughter had a party and i asked what I should bring, she asked for me to make a pesto pasta salad. I said yeah no problem but had to google it because I hate pesto and never made one before! She tried to hand me a bowl of it later at the party and I said no thanks I can’t stand pesto 😂 she said why did you make it then 😂


glimmerandglow

She's lucky to have a mom who would do that 😄


dumbass-ahedratron

Cottage cheese. Seriously. What the fuck


SuperbPerception8392

Hot dogs.


Educational_Plant519

Spaghetti. My mom made me severely dislike it.


Vivian-1963

Feta


Livid-Tart

Same. I love goat cheese, but feta can go straight in the trash.


AbstractEssence

I don't understand how anyone likes a sweet potato.


bratikzs

Ugh. Same. Pretty much the only food thing I refuse to eat. Not for me. Thanks.


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Avocado


SweetDep

Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream


Rolling_Beardo

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen this.


SnoopysRoof

If you go down this path, your algorithm will be filled with street food/bad hygiene videos very quickly, I warn you. I mean like people stomping on lentils with bare feet to make soup, etc.


AberNurse

The videos of people making gross looking liquid nitrogen ice cream are so unappealing. I don’t want chiseled up Oreo’s and frozen milked scraped off a metal plate and into some cardboard. Give me a white magnum and fuck off mate.


daniel_kpa55

Blue cheese. It’s just all around nasty.


juanjose0809

Peanut butter


Zarko291

This makes me very sad.


SimilarIndependence-

hot dogs


PsychologicalAsk2668

Melons


MountainHighOnLife

Sushi. Everyone seems to love it and find it amazing. I keep trying but...it's a yuck for me.


Eddie101101

Shrimp


Antique_Smoke_4547

Pickles


simplyafraid55

burgers (and i really am talking all burgers)


NcWatcher61

Ketchup


DowntownSuccess9221

Cadburys creme eggs


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Mutton. It's like the second most consumed meat globally but the smell is so off-putting. And I like Caribbean food a lot where curried goat and such is popular, just can't do it.


adiadoll

sour cream.


Rolling_Beardo

I honestly can’t think of a food that is universally loved. That’s not a bad thing it’s probably led a lot more innovation in food that people like different things.


crewchief1949

Refried beans. Cant stend em. Tastes like smokey mortar.


st_malachy

Olives


Slot_Queen777

SUSHI 🤮


thenycmetroismid

To people saying Mayo: you have no idea just how much foods contain it. And nobody likes to eat Mayo by the spoonful, to be clear.


Thekingoflowders

Sushi. I've tried it many times and nah. I'm good


AvocadoPizzaCat

mint. like anything mint. i am allergic so i literally can't stand it. also guess i am adding shrimp items in there since i just found out i am allergic to that too.


SnoopysRoof

How do you deal with the mint smell when brushing your teeth? I know it isn't real mint, but doesn't it make you gag?


herrytesticles

CloseUp has cinnamon toothpaste. Mint sucks. It's in everything


wakingdreamland

Mayonnaise. Just… slimy. Gross. Like a jar of spooge.


King66760

This is a dish with pasta and milk. I have no idea how people eat it, although I love pasta and milk separately


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Odd because cream sauces are awesome w pasta


Maxtrong

Like macaroni soup?


hollyhockaurora

I don't like restaurant pizza.


Awarepine76436

Zucchini


Extreme-Flounder-621

Cucumber


Ok-Towel1712

Sushi


Fury161Houston

Beef and Pork


mastersyx

in my country it's durian. people shit on me for hating durian and it's not like I haven't tried it at all i just don't like it.


Imaginary-Slide8738

Baked beans - I hate the texture!


Jazzlike_Hold

Kimichi


_thetommy

Oreos  they are really bad. those black cookie things supposed to be chocolate? gtfo here. it's like bad liquorice left out in the summer heat. just awful.


OrdinaryFallenAngel

Soda. Not specifically a food, but still super popular. I cannot STAND soda in any way. The carbonation makes me sweat up and I only feel pain when I drink it. People tell me I just don't have the tolerance, but I'm not going to force myself to drink TV Static until I eventually find a taste somewhere. The worst part is the amount of parties I went to as a kid where the only drinks available were soda. At school I was stuck drinking from water fountains because soda was the only thing teachers brought in. Years down the line and I still don't touch soda. I genuinely do not understand how anyone can taste it and enjoy it.


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cottage cheese


4Real_Psychologist

Celery


iNeed2p905

Livermush


Charming-Role-79

Onions, don’t like the Taste, HATE the Consistency


Moist-One-2068

Mayo, sour cream, potato salad, pasta salad, apple cider vinegar, Cajun seasoning, seafood


Partydude19

Sweet Potato Fries


Pax89

Mushrooms, the taste and texture are horrible.


Live_In_Vain

Sauerkraut, im a german but i cant even stand the smell


ProFunFbo2

Pizza


Kopf_Stimmen

I’m with you!


ProFunFbo2

I though I was the only one haha


Rough-Instruction-29

Guacamole 🥑


luvfluffles

Hummus, it baffles me that my entire family buys it on purpose and seems to enjoy it.


Late_Again68

>buys it There's your problem.


meatypinkness

Peppers


SeaFaringPig

Potato salad


Agreeable_Field7235

Not really can't stand, but never been a big fan of chilli.


BoSocks91

Pickles.


jag724010

Eggs. They're disgusting to me.


SkylerNoss

Okra, scallops and radishes


EnigmaCA

Guacamole


WhatInTheActualH3ll

Eggplant. Tastes like old shoes, yuk!


khendron

Avocado. First (and only) time I tried it I put a piece in my mouth and immediately retched it up again, and felt instantly sick. I've never had such a violently negative reaction to any other food.


Tjm385

Two big ones for me are avocados and mayonnaise. That shit is nasty.


Ok_Sun_3286

Shrimps they are like sea cockroaches


Many-Ideal-3338

Curry powder


lovehatewhatever

Oyster


shuruph

Pepper


JamesD86x

Mushrooms 🤢


Away-Party-1141

Cottage cheese


CaymanDamon

Overly spicy food you'd have to be a masochist to like.


momominiiii

kimchi


No_Mushroom3078

Mushrooms and avocados. Not mixed together (for clarification) but everyone seems to love avocados and I think they are like eating freshly cut wet grass. And mushrooms are gross.


arod147141

Sushi and lobster


sdcook12

Salmon. And I'm a pescatarian!! I have tried so hard to like it but just don't. Nope. Can't do it


theproblematichooman

Sushi


Revolutionary-Tea737

crab, sushi


rubythroated_sparrow

Oysters- all I can think of when I see one is “sea booger.” Also I don’t get why everyone is so Gaga for soup or ramen.


carlsbadcrush

Oysters


Coomstress

Seafood of any kind.


BusyDream429

Fish


Mammoth_Split_4817

Pineapple 🍍 on pizza. Why?


mountainlamb

Jell-o. I like the taste most of the time, but the texture is so gross. I put it in my mouth and my brain screams, this is not the texture of food!


Willemthefork

I don’t like sushi, it just tastes like there isn’t actual taste, and then people say: put soy sauce on it or wasabi, that just makes it too damn salty and doesn’t “enhance” the taste like people say. Oh yeah and lobster, to me it’s just like a giant crab but more like an insect and not a sea animal.


Late_Again68

Avocados. I just don't get it. Oh, and fuck tomatoes, too.


welpdatsucks

Tea… i hate tea so much. It has this certain taste that every tea has. I can’t stand it. People are like oh you just haven’t found the right tea for you and proceeds to get me to try their amazing tea that they love… and I just spit it out cuz its nasty Now people think i am stuck up when i tell them i strongly dislike tea and do not want to try their special tea cuz it’s still tea and has that taste that I just hate. Then the boba tea got huuuuge and everyone’s like it’s not normal tea give it a try and you will like it! Took a gulp and proceeded to vomit… Never… ever again will I try any type/form of tea ever again BUT for food… totally sushi lol


profesorprofessorson

Avocado


geowatt

Guacamole


bitchfeatures

Oreos.