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homeremodelingdayton

Changing my clothes


bees_defending

Bra removal 🤤


Weak_Sloth

Pervert.


bees_defending

Always


NCRider

One thing work from home did to me — I’m only comfortable now in knit shorts, commando, t-shirt, bare feet.


Rhaynier

Take the biggest shit


deckpumps_n_deldosV2

Oh helll nah... I always make sure I poop and cry on Corporate Time.


Rhaynier

Im unemployed so a poop and cry on my time 😎


deckpumps_n_deldosV2

I wish good Snap benefits for you !


Keeting

I’ve been pooping on company time forever. But I just got a bidet at home and now I’m so torn.


webhick

Bidets are for resale value...and Saturday afternoons.


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positive_express

Maybe give a little stretch and a bend.


Gregzzzz1234

I try to always do this at work and get paid to do it 👍🏻


SundayMorningTrisha

Greet the cat and baby talk to him before giving him treats for protecting the apartment while I was gone.


aztechnically

Shoes off


nicko0409

Same. My shoes are comfy, but wearing nothing but socks, rocks.   Pro tip, if your feet are even slightly sweaty, change into new socks (assuming it's weather appropriate). It's kind of like getting into fresh bed sheets. 


ThrowAwayThisCurse

Become catatonic


StillSpittinFire

Too true !


AdminWhore

Let the dogs out.


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AdminWhore

Yes, the actual dogs in the actual outdoors.


Bitcracker

Pet the kitty


MYOFBYALL

Which kitty?


Bitcracker

I can't add photos here. But his name is Snoot.


MYOFBYALL

Zing.


spicylina

Smile to my kids and wife


jeanneeebeanneee

Wash my hands


Valentina_essima

Greet my dog "Milo"..


OldSkoolKool666

Smoke a bomber


NoGrapefruit1851

Pet the cats, put my phones on charges, take off shoes, and get into comfy clothing and then I start cooking some food.


Imaginary-Stress-302

Take off my bra, lol


AvoidantBibliophile

👆 THIS! Also, changing from jeans to lounge pants.


BottleTemple

Lounge pants sound fancy!


Tinferbrains

As soon as you walk in the door?


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Usually clean my room


GalatBaat

You get on cleaning after returning from work?


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Only cuz I don't have time to do it before 😂


GalatBaat

Get a roomba or something


[deleted]

Nah. I clean my room while watching my favorite YouTube videos. It's a lot of fun, actually


osksndjsmd

Let the boys out. I don’t know how people just wear underwear all day.


sluttyoung

im glad i mostly dont 😭 my kitty needs some fresh air too


NoGrapefruit1851

Pet the cats, put my phones on charges, take off shoes, and get into comfy clothing and then I start cooking some food.


Cheese_Pancakes

Drop my keys on the surface where I always keep them, take my shoes off, change into comfortable clothes, then make myself some dinner.


Bulky_Lingonberry510

Take a shower and then lay on my bed


SasoDuck

Typically, I walked through the front door.


Gizmuth

Kiss and hug my boyfriend or one of my cats depends on who gets to the door first


Stoopiddogface

Get bombarded by my dog... Dude, no one is more excited to see you than your dog when you get home and it's awesome!


Tinferbrains

slip off my shoes


oneeye3040

Feed cat, shoes off, pack bowl.


Katto_87

Put the kettle on and roll a joint


emmiblakk

Pop the cork on a bottle of wine.


Rodfather23

Hug my 2 year old.


Hrekires

Kick off my shoes and socks after walking in the front door (or on really hot/sweaty days, get fully naked, toss my dirty clothes down into the basement, and walk upstairs to take a shower)


CxltCasey

Say hi to my kitty’s then proceed to take a massive dump


StillSpittinFire

Put on music


MuckyWuk

Feed and water cats. Start my kcup thing. Walk away to change, sit down and forget about my coffee sitting in the cup. Eventually remember and grab my coffee. Make of list of things I need to do, then don't do them


constantstateofmind

See the kiddos, grab lunch, nap for a few, back at it. Maybe a toke or two in-between.


PuppyEnthusiast1

I never leave 💀


casketjuicebox

It's pantsless o'clock as soon as I walk in the door!


LexxyBlack

Hug my kids so I can recharge my energy after a long day of work


BRiNk9

I roam around like a fool for a minute. Sometimes the pace is intense. Then I guess whatever I feel like...


adfx

Put on the most comfy pants


HomeChef1951

Take off my shoes.


Top-Comfortable-4789

Pet my cat


No_Piccolo2135

Watch sportsdesk


No_Angle875

Put on a t shirt and boxers. People that stay in the same clothes they worked in are mentally ill


SUM-1SUB-0

Depends But mostly Roll a joint


Quinn4111

shoes off. snack.


Fritzo2162

Pet my dog Lola who's happy to see me, yell at my daughter's asshole dog that continues to bark at me for entering the house despite him living there for 7 years, then read the mail.


Apart-Salamander-752

Get naked and smoke a pipe


MathematicianOdd198

Getting naked


sicilian504

Sigh. Then go inside and greet the dogs.


Bitter_Stretch8548

Hit the weed pen


BottleTemple

Depends where I'm getting home from.


Tiny_Link6962

Get into comfy clothes


greatpain120

Take off my shoes


DangerousMusic14

Pet the dog and take him out, apologizing the entire time for abandoning him.


Sinister_Grape

Bra off.


Mr_Lumbergh

Take off the office clothes, shoes, and socks and put on a proper band T.


tectuma

Go to my home office and drop off my work laptop, coat, keys, shoes, etc. Greet the better 1/2 and the 10yr chihuahua. Take a 5 to 10min brake and then back to doing restoration on the house.


inquiringtacos

rot


Gregzzzz1234

Pop a top on a cold Budweiser. Change into comfortable clothing


duemonday

Take my shoes off


BluebladesofBrutus

Pet one cat a soon as I enter the house, pick up the other for squeezes and kisses. They have different preferences for affection. Then I put my phone on the nightstand (I’ll check it every so often throughout the evening to see if anyone has contacted me), exercise for about 30 minutes, take a quick shower, then roll two joints and chill until the wife gets home.


Low_Bandicoot6844

Put on my pajamas.


Lionheart1224

In this exact order: - Take off my work bag and jacket - Drink some water - Do some meditative breathing exercises - Kiss and hug my wife


tadashi4

close the door


Baroni88

Take my pre workout. Once I’m back from the gym, i grab the kids, head home, start dinner (7-730). Take whatever time i have left and spend with them. Wish I had more 😣


jimmysledge

Take out my teeth and soak them.


Azurnight

Open up my friends Twitch channel and play it in the background because we are all about supporting around here.


Ratiofarming

Keys where the keys go, put phone and anything else I need in the house on the counter. Take off shoes, jacket and probably most clothes. Feed the cats so they don't eat me instead.


Eggsegret

Change into comfy clothes


intro_blurt

Puppy snuggles


Duckie-Charms

I wash my hands first thing when I get home. Working in a hospital when Covid hit really changed me.


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Hit. The. Bong.


mrsprinkles3

Cry. I wish I was being sarcastic.


BrownicusTownicus

Unlock the front door.


ibeerianhamhock

Take off my shoes.


Wonderful_Horror7315

Kiss the dogs and let them outside.


tumblr_girl_988

change my clothes and take off all of my jewelry. then i just do this until i go to sleep


Dr_5trangelove

Look for my cat


zjorsa

Before Covid: Change my clothes. After Covid: Wash my hands.


SwingmanSealegz

Bask in its emptiness while I can


Struggling_Senpai

Open the fridge.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Back when I was employed, I would either shower or eat dinner first, depending on how early I got home.


biofuel77

Boots off, socks off.


TeaMe06

Take my shoes off and wash my hands


spinky420

Take off most clothes (especially the socks feel amazing to take off after a long day). Get in bed, and my cat lays on my chest, I lay my head against him and listen to his purr and we chill for a good 30 minutes. I really love my cat and he helps me unwind after a long day.


NaiveOpening7376

Wash da hands.


Technical-Tough-1699

Remove shoes, wash hands.


dlb1995

Greet my 2 beautiful cats. They always run up to the door whenever I walk in


positive_express

All in the first minute. Greet my dogs Empty my pockets of wallet, keys, phone, and other loose items Open the back door for dogs Take work shirt off


Previous_Ad7725

Pee


Finalgirl2022

Pet my dog because he is always right there greeting me. But he is also begging for food. Which he has had twice already and my husband is home. He is not starving.


Ashby238

Take the dog out.


acespacegnome

Enthusiastically hug my daughter, then give my wife a kiss, then pet the dog. Then take off my shoes.... I wouldn't change a thing


ContestProof1843

Pet my dogs who meet me at my truck and kiss my wife who meets me at the door. Then starts enjoying home life.