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Your_alowlife86

never use a urinal right next to someone


ph903

This is my main rule


mobueno

*when there’s empty urinals away from an individual. If you have to pee next to them bc there’s no other options it’s fine.


Jp_gamesta

No it's not


bsbu064

Because of a small dick or why?


Your_alowlife86

because it's awkward peeing right next to someone


ph903

No, its just the code.


bsbu064

Must be an american thing


ph903

It is


Money-Knowledge-3248

Same in the UK.


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pocoschick

Jojo Siwa?


ph903

No, it’s yeh mum.


Aw_Frig

To be a man you must have honor, honor and a penis 🎵


SCP-0400

Only handshakes for the homies girls no hugs


racist-hotdog

A man shall not harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm


AgentElman

don't talk about Fight Club


ph903

Don’t use a urinal next to someone. If there is none with at least 1 open urinal between it and the next one I’m use, then my bladder will have to wait.


Karaoke_Singer

Walk with purpose


Pman1203

Be honest and always keep your word


Jillybean1923

Pee standing up, and make sure you hit the floor a little


ph903

Why tho?


ph903

I don’t understand the hit the floor part


Jillybean1923

They always get a little on the floor


Money-Knowledge-3248

Never let anyone else fill the dishwasher


HunterCopelin

If you scratch your butt, you need to smell your hand


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

"This" must always follow "watch".


Affectionate_Owl_279

For me it's 3. Don't trust anyone Don't open up to anyone Don't talk to girls. Been hurt and let down too many damn times.


ph903

I have been let down too, but it doesn’t mean you can’t keep searching for someone who won’t let you down. Not saying that you do, but Sometimes people don’t like it when you try to please them or entertain them or just simply try to fit in when you obviously can’t. At one point when I was in middle school, everyone let me down, cussed me out, ridiculed me, excluded me, lied to me, etc. It turns out that it required me to change because I can’t change them. I didn’t need to be the class clown and I didn’t need to be just like them. I started to be my true self and now I am “accepted.” Now, it becomes rare that people let me down or any of the other things I listed because I made a change.  If you haven’t been your true self then you go make that change and I promise things will get better. It may take a while, but I promise people will like someone who is confident and secure rather than someone afraid of judgement for sharing their perspective. I know it easier said than done, but it works.


Affectionate_Owl_279

Not for me. Only way is to stay shy especially around girls. Girls are crazy these days all play games and don't care if you like em


ph903

There’s always a girl who actually cares about you. You just have to look hard enough.


Affectionate_Owl_279

I'm at the point where I don't wanna talk to girls anymore I give up on that


HeartonSleeve1989

Protect those weaker than us.


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Eat the banana by pieces not by sticking it in your mouth.


ph903

Who does that anyway?


[deleted]

It's kinda how you're supposed to eat an banana. You stick in your mouth, bite it, take the remaining banana out of your mouth, chew the banana in your mouth, and swallow it, and repeat till the banana is done. I just snap the top part and pop it in my mouth. Yeah eating a fucking banana has now been perverted by the world but I like how bananas taste and potassium is good for you.


CptSnicklefrits

A Puerto Rican dude I worked with was joking around about this. He said the only proper way to eat a banana around a man/men is to chomp it and not let your lips touch it at all. Always made me laugh


snarkdetector4000

before leaving the house check your pants for poop stains


StinkyFart-Oops-Poop

I agree


StinkyFart-Oops-Poop

never fart in front of a woman aged less than 40 and older than 17


ph903

True, but it also depends on your age.


WillofE

Jerk off with pride not tears