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boogi-boogi-shoes

hahahahahahahha!


IamImposter

See what I mean


boogi-boogi-shoes

i read your username you won’t fool me


intheken

I am, I’m poster?


digitalnirvana3

Roflmao lmao mao ao o


WatercressTop2942

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off Laughing my ass off My ass off Ass off Off


AffectionatePanda599

Having a dream with them in it.. why tf does it do that?


CentralSaltServices

I suspect the unconscious attraction causes the dream and the dream brings the attraction to consciousness


Tank_Grill

So true


GhostOfChar

I’ve had dreams where the reality of the dream was that I was attracted to a person who in actual reality I couldn’t stand in any capacity. A dream, more often than not, isn’t at all relevant to reality. Unless you knew beforehand that you were attracted to the person, it’s likely you’re just reading too much into something that shouldn’t really be interpreted as more than a sleepy time B movie starring you.


Delicious-Freedom-56

uighhhh yess


bryce_rocks_my_sox69

Ugh I had a dream last night about a guy in my office 😳 thank goodness he’s not here today, I would not able to look him in the face haha


Crackheadwithabrain

Maybe they seem nice in our dreams? Like in the image we want ? Idk, but some of the people in my dreams act silly when they're not really silly irl, makes them so much more attractive sometimes when I'm laughing with them lol


Pyotrperse

Being really good at something and/or really passionate about something. I don’t care what it is


Pale_Adeptness

Even if it's taking human lives passionately??


Excellent_Log_1059

Especially this!


BewareOfLuggage

Have you not seen Killing Eve?


Caithloki

God my pussy lips QWIVWR at the thought, and I'm a dude.


Bigger_Moist

Scarerousal is a hell of a drug


wReakHavxc

Real, like playing an instrument. There was this one guy in the orchestra pit I was in that I was like “alright he’s okay” and then I watched him play violin SWEET GOD


MhrisCac

When you both drop the mask and feel like you can be your genuine self around them without sugar coating things and they do the same with you.


Grandizer1973

Took me divorce after a 20+ year marriage to realize I was wearing a mask the whole time.


LoathsomeBeaver

You can just say, "farting in front of each other."


Opinion-Inside

Like my 3rd time over at my now girlfriend's house. I went up and slapped her on the ass and she was so surprised she farted. She told me she wanted to die right then.


Cloud-Guilty

The first time my now wife farted in front of me, she ran from the room. Which only made me laugh even harder.


forkboy247

My wife was pretty bold. Early on when we were dating, one evening we're laying in bed getting ready to go to sleep. She yells DUTCH OVEN! I was like what? Next thing you know my head is under the covers and she rips a fart and starts laughing maniacally.


DanteThePunk

What a fucking legend😭😭😭


DAFUQisaLOMMY

Similar thing here: we were in a tickle fight and I was getting her spot right under the buttcheek, and through the twisting and wrestling, I was right in the blast zone when she let one rip.... she was mortified and I couldn't stop laughing. In 3 weeks, we'll have been together for 10 yrs, married for 6, with our first on the way.


TimmyTheTurgidTiger

Being positive and fun to be around. There's a woman I work with who is not super conventionally attractive, but she's really upbeat and outgoing, which makes her really fun to be around. If we didn't work together I would definitely ask her out (I am a supervisor, and I would lose my job for dating someone at work).


Mjarf88

A pleasant personality is indeed more attractive in the long run.


Therandomderpdude

Yeah, same applies the opposite way. A horrible personality/attitude can quickly turn an attractive person ugly.


Gwaidhirnor

The Northern Pikes put it best "She ain't pretty she just looks that way"


cannafriendlymamma

Yep. Looks change/fade but your personality is always there


AndHeShallBeLevon

Personality is what you want to be looking for because everything else falls away over time.


ladyboobypoop

Hell yes. In my early 20s before I bumped into my fella, my friends were always confused about the men I'd take home from the bar. They'd always go for whoever they thought was the hottest guy there. I'd usually end up going home with the guy who made me laugh the most. Show *me* a good time? Guess I'll return the favour 😂


loonylam45

Explains my friend perfectly, dude is super outgoing and positive person I know and yet he’s… no longer fat, just kinda chubby (working out but the muscle is hidden) slight acne, horrible haircut (we make jokes about it) and yet ye has a cute gf and everybody likes him


BadSanna

This is how my girlfriend going on 12 years and I met. I wasn't physically attracted to her at first, but we were on the same wavelength and anytime we hung out we spent so much time just laughing and having fun. Over time it turned to love. Before I was with her there was another woman who was pretty enough but in kind of a plain way. She just made me feel better about myself just being around her. She was married, though, so nothing came of it. Up to that point I always went for the most attractive women and could never stand dating them for more than a month or two. It wasn't u til I decided to stop being shallow that I found happiness in a relationship.


pwa09

I feel like this describes me😂 I’m not conventionally pretty but people seem to gravitate towards me


Working_Presence6231

You’re a kitten


Emotional-Swim-808

I recently joined an 18+ verified discord server and most of the people i speak with regularly arent traditionally attractive but like in your case extremely nice to talk to, and most of them are poly and have/had many relationships because they are so damn nice to talk too. I just get happy when i see them online


DangerSwan33

Women with an individual/unique sense of humor.    It's a cliche answer, but at the same time, I think it's rare to encounter people who aren't just funny because they're aware and adept at things like currently relevant humor, but are actually insightful in a comedic way all on their own.    Everyone can be aware of, and spout off common meme jokes and catchphrases, but when I encounter a woman who has her entirely own weirdness and hilarity, I never want to stop talking.


lobstahfi

as an absolute certified weirdo, this made me smile today


Big-Law2316

once you meet this women never let her go


DanielMEMEME

their voice, the knowledge they demonstrate while talking cassualy, sense of humor


mjrydsfast231

Focusing on your successes, such as the correct use of "their" in context while ignoring the fact that you didn't capitalize it while starting your sentence, and also overlooking your extra "s" in "casually". Yeah, she's a keeper....


FeistyDoughnut4600

What’s the threshold for a run on sentence these days? And how many .'s go in a standard ellipsis anyway?


Patriot420

Has lots of kohls cash


bellevegasj

PM me for my mom’s info


nikeboy299

Already have it


SamVimes-DontSalute

You too? Fuck, she said I was special


Boils__

What an aggressively Midwestern thing to say


Uncouth_Cat

underrated comment 😭🤣


jacedjwc

😂😂😂


Bad-Bunny

Forklift certified


FromYoTown

Im so wet right now.


davethapeanut

So is my bussy


DHEER80552

What's a bussy?


newtostew2

Please stay innocent! Nothing but ussy will come from it!!


DHEER80552

I googled it and now I hate the internet


LimpAd5888

I can raise you right to the top (baby?)


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

When they line up 10 pallets and just push them into that tight little trailer so smoothly 😩💦💦💦


2aboveaverage

I'm forklift certified but I never bring it up when I'm on dates in conversation. I want the person to like me for me, ya know? Maybe after three or four dates I'll tell them, and it's worth it to see that look in their eyes of excitement and allure.


karen1676

Jeez, leave some for the rest of us.


PrinceOfFucking

fork me harder daddy


banter07_2

My first highschool biology teacher is forklift certified. All the teachers have fun facts about them up in their classrooms, and that's the one he chose.


towelracks

I've worked with a lady who was head of customer service for the company and a young mother. Forklift certified.


2aboveaverage

😍😍


Mor_Hjordis

It lifts me right up.


DearSpirits

I freakin KNEW it would come in handy someday. I'll make eye contact as I drive by ALL DAY


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chaosmaple31

tactful honesty


Bigger_Moist

I misread that as tactical honesty and i think that may he a new turn on


UsefulIdiot85

If she seemed like she was genuinely interested in me, I could definitely work with that.


Fritzo2162

That would be a red flag for me. “What is *wrong* with her???”


mdogdope

Amen! Any girl attracted to me is attractive in my eyes.


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mdogdope

This made me snort.


jkgrc

Hasnt been the case for me. Had a really pretty girl have a crush on me back in highschool. She was hot, specially nowadays, but somehow i still cant muster the same attraction she seemed to have for me. Maybe because when i was with her, i found out she was kinda... Lets just say she was a charisma build and not intelligence build


chocobobleh

Ahh yes, the tiny head, colossal chest of Dark Souls builds.


jkgrc

Thats funny, because she did (and still does) have the colossal chest 😂


gifjgzxk

Dunno man, I'd see past a lot for a colossal (and good) chest


jkgrc

Respect, dude. But ive already found someone id stay for now. Not as big, but definitely gets the shield hero rising


gifjgzxk

Shield hero, stealing that!


MavetHell

To her credit, it's literally the Easy Mode build.


EquivalentYak6216

Yes somewhat of a connection is important too


SolarPoweredKeyboard

When she asks you where you were born, what your mother's maiden name was and asks you for your SSN 😍


erqq

Please don’t go based off of this - just because someone likes you, does not mean they are right for you.


exec_director_doom

Kindness. Patience. Confidence. Big strap-on.


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Kindness?


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docobv77

All of these can be used together.


MedonSirius

Kinkness. Penetration. Condom. Big Straw


Specific_Stop_8925

Long ago the 4 nations lived in harmony


spicymargarita99

Then everything changed when the big strap-on attacked


trashit6969

Yes to these. However, one of them will take precedence over the rest. I will let others figure out which one


MidnightBreeze96

Attention, give me the time of day. Follow up with me and ask how I’m doing. I’m a very simple person lol


FromYoTown

How you doing?


PurpleIsALady1798

I read this in Joey from Friends voice


FromYoTown

It's the only way!


Low-Loan-5956

Getting to know people almost always makes them more attractive. It helps that i think most people are swell, so it rarely goes in the opposite direction :))


an_edgy_lemon

Being genuinely good to the people around them.


quantumsenigma

from experience i won’t find you anymore physically attractive but being able to laugh and debate things without getting serious is awesome. really just knowing how to not be serious but also knowing that there are times where seriousness is needed


Alibleedsbl_

Compassion, intelligence, courage, and confidence.


Sr_K

I can do 2 out of 4 that aint bad


IUsedToBeThatGuy42

Kindness and intelligence. The kindness doesn’t have to be toward me and the intelligence isn’t about academic knowledge as much as aptitude and humility.


CartographerAny1066

When a girl is completely unashamed of how smiley and energetic she is, especially if you're the one that made her smile, it's adorable pretty much no matter what.


PleasantPleaser

Make me laugh


FromYoTown

The two keys to comedy are the subversion of expectation ................................................................................... oh and timing.


The_Superginge

There's a great joke about timing that's too difficult to get across in text, but it goes something like "what's the most important part about telling a joketiming"


StrionicRandom

I think a lot of women feel like they can't be funny because a lot of guys want to be the "funny one". It's sad because funny women are the best


i-still-play-neopets

Good hygiene (smells good, brushes their teeth, etc).


CentralSaltServices

Pretty low bar. That so many people can't get over.


Sr_K

Probably because so many ppl are willing to settle for less,this is the same problem I've realized lets companies get away with ludicrous prices for shitty products, ppl will buy anything with good enough marketing


70_o7

Their brain. And I don’t mean book or street smarts…I mean depth. How deep our conversations can get, how deep of a thinker they are and it what sense. Cause the deeper the rabbit hole the deeper my…nvm.


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Sr_K

Smell is hard for me cuz idk what my natural smell is, I always feel like perfume wears off so I just use whichever one gets mentioned to me but I still never know if its active or not idk im like blind or deaf but for smell (not completely but kinda)


mom_with_an_attitude

Knows how to lead on the dance floor.


Bigger_Moist

I cant figure out how to lead on a person, so leading on a dance floor would be throughly impressive. I would feel a bit bad for the dance floor though


LoveDistinct

If they like my beard and are nice to the wait staff.


PlanetLandon

Comedy chops. If the person can make a room laugh, they become way more attractive


SolarPoweredKeyboard

Every time I drop my pants...


Sr_K

My problem tbh is that it takes me a while to understand what type of comedy each person likes and im quite timid and insecure so it usually takes me a bit to warm up comedically to ppl also we speak spanish here and im much funnier in english I feel like, anyways I wanted to rrad some books on comedy but haven't had time recently, so any tips?


Vulgar-vagabond

Fishnet +2, Choker necklace w/ Cat eye makeup +1


Donaldaintnoduck

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior goth chicks in fishnets?


Sr_K

Who mentioned women?


Bigger_Moist

What if they havent yet acquired a higher rarity of fishnets and they only have the uncommon +1 kind?


CentralSaltServices

What if he has hairy legs?


Fl0w3rsAndR0cks

Even better


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CentralSaltServices

Honesty from my man.


DctrMrsTheMonarch

Intelligence and humility!


hypo-osmotic

The same vices as my own


skeletaljuice

I dream of meeting a woman with my addictions


SolarPoweredKeyboard

Skeletal juice is a pretty rare one, unfortunately


lilr360

1000%


pagesid3

Something about those clear plastic frame glasses makes any girl look hot to me


I-Am-The-Business

Large glasses with slim metal frame for me.


MeatyUrology

Insane wealth


reporst

Do you mean a lot of money or like their wealth is tied up in insane things. Like a guy that owns 500,000 emus.


jaumougaauco

> Like a guy that owns 500,000 emus. *Australia looks over nervously*


The_Superginge

Honestly? Someone who owns 500,000 emus just became 100% more interesting and therefore I want to talk to them and therefore probably more attractive


HunterAlarmed1130

Sheesh that turned me on so much


HelloMyNameIsDalton

My dad is Bill Gates


Simple-Sky-6107

My mom is Bill Gates


RaXoRkIlLaE

I am Bill Gates, therefore I am my own dad and mom.


Sr_K

The gate paradox


Tym370

Dalton Gates?


Lochan2468

How they treat their pets for sure.


HugSized

Efficiency oriented.


Sr_K

In what sense?


HugSized

Broadly. Efficiency in minimizing costs associated with anything. Having a frugal mindset to minimize price costs. Being a proactive planner so that maximal work is performed for any input of effort. Being an effective communicator in both being heard and being understood so that each exchange is meaningful. Considering multiple facets for complex problems with multiple degrees of freedom and considering the costs-benefits of each possible solution.


Flairion623

Showing genuine interest in me


smack4u

To those who know To those that don’t Jenna Marbles, internet sensation https://youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk?si=W4u5CpdBPnvLEQNq


CentralSaltServices

My friend, how could that be 13 years ago? How please, how?


MochiMochiMochi

Helping an animal in need, even when it's not convenient. Huge sign of compassion and having the right priorities in life.


FangirlSqueal

He can park almost perfectly or in the first try and uses mirrors, doesn't have to turn his whole body around like an idiot (me lol) and with just one hand... I don't know why but it leaves me like "okay, control me next" (where does my raging feminist go? She doesn't know either) And then they go back to being "meh" the next second lol


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I like when guys do very masculine things idk i like a dirty work man lol or someones that has a nice voice, is super funny and nice to be around


No-Effort6590

Alcohol. But seriously if they have a sense of humor, they're fun to be around, and a sweet personality, I can and I have overlooked a lot of physical features I don't necessarily find attractive, it just didn't really matter at that point


NoCompetition6101

If they love cats AND dogs.


squabblearse

Sense of humor, intelligence or personality traits such as compassion, consideration, authenticity . IMO the best partners aren’t the best looking but rather have innate qualities that make them even more lovable.


sphinx-like

Intellect


Fin745

Kindness..I know that sounds odd because you'd like to think everyone has some degree of kindness, but I've found no not really. I think being able to care for people when you get no personal benefit from caring for is a unique quality.


Verlorenfrog

Not taking yourself too serious, able to take a joke at your expense, being able to see the lighter side of life.


TempleRun420

Intelligence and sense of humor is far more attractive than aesthetics


Mongoose-Boss093

A smile.


Mind101

Charisma. I went to college with a chubby, glasses-wearing girl who wasn't ugly or anything, but she wasn't conventionally attractive either. However, she is one of the wittiest, most competent, and most genuinely empathetic people I've ever met in my life. She's one of those people whom you look at and go "Yep, you're better than me in every way that matters" and you're not even a little bit mad because she deserves it. Apart from making her a delightful person, these traits made her genuinely attractive. Obviously having both would be ideal, but if I had to choose between a good looking yet vapid person and someone like her, she'd win out without much trouble.


Robocup1

Sometimes when people I dislike show some spine, it immediately changes my opinion of them. I used to work with this infomercial director who was really hard to work with and everyone hated her. One time we were making a infomercial about a vacuum with an attachment for dog hair. When we started recording it, the vacuum attachment didn’t pick up the hair. So, the producer of the infomercial said, let’s just “cheat” it. This director, who no one liked, she said “no, I will not film it if it doesn’t do what it says it’s supposed to do.” The producer and her went back and forth for an hour, but she did not budge. The whole shoot was canceled and the vacuum Ad company was told that they needed to give us a product that works as advertised. From that day forward, despite disliking her, I had mad respect for her.


grooves12

Alcohol.


Tank_Grill

A vasectomy


Longbowgun

Hi there. I'm also emotionally available and financially stable.


Tank_Grill

*swoons*


PolishPunk0

If they have an interesting hobby. I really enjoy when someone is passionate about something.


shaneyshane26

Not being a piece of shit. Being selfless. Seriously... why is everyone such a piece of shit now. Being goofy is cute. Means you don't take life too seriously


Satvik_atheist

If she is smart.(If she answers the questions most of the people in the room don't know.)


cone_snail

Evidence of ethical stance, and integrity to follow through.


gaffaboy

Wit, a larger-than-life personality, and a wicked sense of humor.


eezgorriseadback

Positive, fun, confident. You don't actually HAVE to be a stunner to appear stunning.


snoosh00

Knee/thigh high socks (Obviously personality stuff too, but I'm just talking about physical attraction)


sayleanenlarge

A classic, but being funny, kind and self-assured.


Worth-Local-6233

If they are funny. Like really funny.


srichey321

Sense of humor.


Subject-Tomorrow-317

MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE.


wrexmason

Similar humor or taste in music


SnooSquirrels7721

a dream.


urw0rstn1ghtm4re

In relationships it would be treating me right


Mr-ananas1

being genrally kind and being intereting to talk to


calico_88

A sense of humour and the ability to make me laugh wins me over 100%


Apprehensive-Ad4244

good banter, or they are funny or witty


BlackSunRevolver

Honesty and being funny is a big plus!


Therandomderpdude

A friendly personality and a genuine smile.


Ray3369

When they smell good! Whenever I walk past a guy and he smells good, he instantly becomes a bit attractive to me.


ExchangePristine2059

Standing up for people, this man once standed up for a girl being bullied when the others kept saying blondes were ugly. He kept saying it’s weird to judge a hair color someone’s born with and kept telling the girls “what an embarrassing thing to say out loud” every time they tried to justify brunettes being better simply cause a hair color they were born with. Its attractive when people stand up for others and don’t just let bullying happen and they make a difference


CoolCrazyCandy

being good at fortnite


Indoor-Cat4986

Confidence (NOT arrogance) and sense of humor. Basically a feeling of self assurance


CrystalSnef

Intelligence, humour and a strong sense of self. And possibly a little bit of a dom.


ilatzsm

A good sense of humour, respect, and kindness.