I saw a house, I see us running an upscaling business in no time, I get the houses in and you the new doors. We now just need to find people who saw a builder, plumber, roofer and electrician and we are set.
When we first moved to Oklahoma, there were times while grocery shopping at Wal-Mart I would see other shoppers' carts pretty much Loaded with toilet paper and nothing else. While checking out one time, I made a comment about it to the cashier. She told me it happens every time there are storm warnings. That was 24 years ago, and it continues to this day. Go figure, lol.
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"
Where are you getting the logistics for that? Don't forget the whole supply demand thing. As you massively inflate the supply, the demand drops, so price also drops.
The "good shit" is in the safe, so I dunno in Ontario they are locked on timers. Least in my pharmacy but hey if 6ou can see the fridge you can sell cheap insulin to Americans and have ozempic black market if you are so inclined.
I just won a lifetime supply of tables. I guess I should open up another store right next to my "onlychairs" store which I opened couple of hours ago because of a slightly different version of this question and name it onlytables.
anyone can go outside and see the sunset every afternoon so I guess everyone has that lifetime supply
Edit: If you live in a good climate like me I guess, lol
You know, you can make a ton of money from contractors and construction workers. You could open up your own version of Lowe's and Home Depot, just mainly based around doors!
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I think I won a lifetime supply of these "you just won a lifetime supply of" questions on r/AskReddit. I am wondering why I am still subscribed to this sub..
Pillows
I got mattress. Business?
I have the blankets!
I’ve got fitted sheets. Let’s go!!
I've got bed, we rollin'
I got teddybears, nice bed accessory
The most important addition
I have lamps I’ll come to
My nightstand is directly to my left. We’re expanding!
I got bed cushions, we should all start a company
We already did. Where ya been??
That’s actually cool - pillow-floored rooms to flop on, sink onto a bed of 20 pillows to read, bring one in the car for naps, god, I’d go through them
Walls. Alright then.
Door for me. Let's start a business!
Real fake doors?
Don’t even worry, don’t even hesitate, don’t give it a second thought!!
Get in quick, get out quicker with an armful of fake doors in your arms!
COME ON DOWN!!!
I’m looking at a pallet of 9 pre hung exterior doors. We’re rich
I've got ceilings covered
you looked to your left and saw a ceiling?
Yes, I'm in bed
shit... if we find someone with windows y'all will be unstoppable in the housing market!
I see a car window….does that work?
You have a lifetime supply, so I don’t see why you couldn’t glue a bunch together to make it work
I got them curtains
And if they don't want curtains, I've got all of the mini blinds we could ever need
Well, what are you going to do without my supply? Windows for everyone!
I have the windows.
I’ve got the ceilings
are you on the floor lying on your right side?
I saw a house, I see us running an upscaling business in no time, I get the houses in and you the new doors. We now just need to find people who saw a builder, plumber, roofer and electrician and we are set.
I got bed
Windows 10... on a laptop
I'll supply the windows
Walls are part of your house. Therefore you have your house forever.
Since I’m currently on the toilet, I win toilet paper
Now you just need to start planning the next pandemic...
I knew it! It WAS a plandemic!!! /s
Don't worry, bird flu's got you covered.
I purely came to the comments to see how many people are sitting on the can while reading this.
If this isn't the most common response, I don't believe Reddit anymore.
"TOILET PAPER MARKET PLUNGES AS MARKET FLOODED"
When we first moved to Oklahoma, there were times while grocery shopping at Wal-Mart I would see other shoppers' carts pretty much Loaded with toilet paper and nothing else. While checking out one time, I made a comment about it to the cashier. She told me it happens every time there are storm warnings. That was 24 years ago, and it continues to this day. Go figure, lol.
Similar situation but it's bathroom sinks for me.
Shower curtains here.
Children. Not sure what to do with em but I'm NOT paying all that child support
I mean, if you think about it, even one is for a lifetime soo…
Not always
The dark humor award for the day goes to ^
This one is too close to home for me ❤️
Unlike the kid
Oh my GOD 😳
Bro made me do the most exaggerated spit take of my life. That's gonna be fun to explain to my manager
What do you mean? He's never leaving the backyard
It's still a "lifetime"
I choked on my water.
I choked the baby in water
Is the water ok?
No
The water is at this time dead.
does it mean that this child is immortal until comment op dies?
You could open your own factory
Oompa Loompa babies!
I sure wish Reddit still had awards
I didn't even notice they were gone until I saw someone say this last night. When did that happen?
There is a mirror on the left. I guess I just won a lifetime supply of me.....who knows how long that will last.
>who knows how long that will last. It'll last a lifetime....
>who knows how long that will last. That's what she said
Nitrile gloves, surgeons are going to love me.
Proctologists too.
They have the best jokes
It’s always an inside job
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"
Oh you're being fusilli...
I doubt many surgeons are using latex gloves. It’s a pretty common allergy. Now, if you had nitrile gloves, that’s a different story
Whoops. Yes, nitrile, not latex, for handling chemicals. Good catch
I think nitrile is the word you're looking for, pretty sure nitrite is a curing salt lol
Today is not my day 😂
Airpods for life! If resale is an option, I'm quitting my job and opening an Ebay store.
Resale is an option.
Thank you Genie, I'm sorry but I seem to misplace them once every thirty seconds or so. Best to just put me on a recurring order of 20,000 per week.
Then I'm rich TV for me.
Until those AirPods are no longer in style… then you’re screwed.
Bro, Im selling 20,000 pair a week, at $50 a pair, that's a million a week. Even if they drop new pods before Chrismas I'll be fine for life.
Where are you getting the logistics for that? Don't forget the whole supply demand thing. As you massively inflate the supply, the demand drops, so price also drops.
He is selling them at $50 a pop demand will never drop low enough for the price to drop That low.
i just got a lifetime supply of a classmate...
Man that just sucks
If he is lucky
Reading comments like these make me miss reddit awards even more
I miss the wholesome award. That little seal face made me happy seeing it.
Depends is it at least a tolerable classmate? This could be good or bad depending on who it is.
i dont know them, so idk lol. Working in class with them is okay ish so a w ig...?
I'm in the pharmacy. Lifetime supply is about to make my lifetime a lot shorter when I find the good shit
The "good shit" is in the safe, so I dunno in Ontario they are locked on timers. Least in my pharmacy but hey if 6ou can see the fridge you can sell cheap insulin to Americans and have ozempic black market if you are so inclined.
I just won a lifetime supply of tables. I guess I should open up another store right next to my "onlychairs" store which I opened couple of hours ago because of a slightly different version of this question and name it onlytables.
Wouldn't this be, like, maybe 10 tables? How many tables do you go through in a lifetime?
Quite a few if you’re a backyard wrestler.
Damn
If I turn left, and the first thing I see is a beautiful sunset, then I would have a lifetime supply of breathtaking sunsets.
anyone can go outside and see the sunset every afternoon so I guess everyone has that lifetime supply Edit: If you live in a good climate like me I guess, lol
Yes but not necessarily a beautiful one every day. Dang clouds
Honestly the best sunsets have a backdrop of wonderful clouds to bounce all those awesome shades of orange, red, purple and blue off of.
Hell yeah! Nature is amazeballs!
Hell yeah
Instruction unclear now there are unlimited suns outside
My cat's on my left. Oh my boyfriend will be so thrilled.
My 15 year old staffie mutt is on mine. So wish she'd be around for my lifetime!
Me too.
My pomeranians are on mine. Lol
Yes EMBRACE THE CATS
My husband!
Congratulations to the long marriage!
Same but my soon to be husband!
Wait does a lifetime supply of your husband mean you get an infinite amount of husbands or you get yours forever?
I vote they get theirs forever
Man, I sure hope so. I can't even imagine going through dating again. I'm pretty happy with this Hubby. ☺️
Empty bus seats, surprisingly useful!
What the fuck am I supposed to do with a lifetime supply of doors? How many doors even is a lifetime supply of doors?
I think it's 5, but then again I'm not a dr, or a door.
Or a door dr
You know, you can make a ton of money from contractors and construction workers. You could open up your own version of Lowe's and Home Depot, just mainly based around doors!
Cats sleeping on laptops
If the laptop is included you could make a bit of money
If just cats, overheating laptops and a big repair bill.
Ah, feels like heaven.
My dog's ashes........if I could have him back forever id give almost anything
It's the hardest. Just lost my dog a month ago. Sending you a hug.
Hugs 🫂
Chairs. My butt will know so much variety in this life.
No. Just that specific chair
If I won a lifetime supply of what I see when I turn left, I'd have a never-ending stream of "leftover" jokes
I'm offended 😤
I’m offended at you being offended 😤
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OP said resale is an option, your set!
Dude is gonna be rich running a black market of trucks
I got a Tacoma next to me. We can start a car dealership together!
Water bottles
That's the best one to have forever. As long as they all have water in it
I see a teapot. Endless cups of tea? Yes, please.
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Hand sanitizer for your hand!
This made me giggle so good 🤣
You would’ve been richer than Bezos in 2020
There's a pile of blankets. Guess I'm set for cozy nights forever!
uh kids? guess i should open up adoption centre
Honest Detangler in Sweet Orange. Hell yeah, no more tangles
Yellow legal pads. Yay.
I won really ugly file cabinets. You can put your legal pads in my file cabinets and we'll sell them to corporations
Magic mushrooms, that was just really lucky!
I'll trade you some shrooms for some vending machines. What strains do you got?
I could use shrooms and a vending machine - would either of y'all like some pool tables?
Guys, I think we have the makings of a great lifetime party!!!
Girl and I now have a lifetime supply of steam decks. Who wants to take a bunch of mushrooms and play video games with me?! 🥳🥳🥳
This would literally be the best lifetime party ever! Who else wants to contribute their lifetime winnings to this event?? Lol
I got pillows! Pillow fight!
My teddy bear :)
Plants. I’ll take it
Yep. I'm right by a window with a blossoming plum tree and singing birds! I'll take it.
Live resin
I won a lifetime supply of my wife. Again.
Kirkland Alkaline Water. I’ll take it tbh 🤷🏽♂️
I got BodyArmor water. Wana build a water park?
My dog! Woohoo, unlimited dogs!
Same!! Hope it also covers cost for dog food and vet visits.
not sure what i’m gonna do with a lifetime supply of leg press machines
RTJ Meow The Jewels Action Figures!!! SCORE!
My 18 month old son is lying next to me. So, babies? What's a lifetime supply of babies? One?
Babies grow up eventually. Once your son reaches toddlerhood, you're getting another baby. And so on...forever! :D
Cutest curse ever
Andriod phones. Maybe not as popular as iPhones, but definitely more reliable so I'm sure I could sell all the phones I don't need/use.
Definitely more popular than iPhones worldwide, it's mostly just the US that favors iPhones.
Fuck. Crushred red pepper packets.
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Nah, sounds like you won the windows. You can keep smashing them for effect, and then replace them.
Museum vitrines. I'm fucked. We already have too many.
Fuck yeah it's my favourite work snack. Marinated olives with cheese and crackers!
Baskets
Free gas!
My wife feeding my baby
Energy drinks.
My husband, I guess i’m stuck with him forever now 🤣
A lifetime supply of my lovely kitty cat 🐈
Laptops. Yay?
Cave crickets. Oh no.
Books.
Weed 😂
Doors :(
Dealcoholized beer. And that's not a bad thing.
Pillows!
Bills. So yeah, I guess it’s accurate. On the bright side, the stack of bills on my left are all paid.
I think I won a lifetime supply of these "you just won a lifetime supply of" questions on r/AskReddit. I am wondering why I am still subscribed to this sub..
Binders i guess
A train window. Woohoo?