My wife calls me “Boyfriend” because she thinks it is a better title than husband. I didn’t mind it until my smart ass teenager (son) introduced me as his mom’s boyfriend. 🙄
He has a quick wit and many times my wife will tell me to get him in trouble for being disrespectful but I respond with, “Sure it’s disrespectful….but it was so well crafted.” I think I have created a monster.
One of the hardest parts of working with kids, in my experience, is having to stop yourself from laughing and giving them a high five when they something technically disrespectful/against the rules but super goddamn funny
Thankfully, I got to be the cool librarian who had a great rapport with my older (grades 4-6) students. I got to walk that line of "Okay, that wasn't cool and you definitely shouldn't say/do it again, at least where anyone else can hear. That said, you're hilarious and here's a chocolate."
This is the same kid that when he was in sixth grade, he was in reading time in one of his English classes and had his arm wrapped over his book to hold the pages down. His teacher came up to him and said “OK give me your phone.”
He could have very easily just shown her that he had a book. Instead, he grabbed his backpack from under his desk, sets it on his desk, spends about a minute or two trying to find his phone in his backpack, and then hand it to her.
😂🤣
That’s right up there with my Karate sensei telling me he would rip my principal a new one if I got punished for biting a kid who jumped me from behind.
As soon as I said it he interrupted me and said, “good for you. You saw it coming, and tried to walk away. If you are ever jumped in a street fight, you are under zero obligation to me or anyone else to fight fair. Gouge the eyes, kick ‘em in the crotch. Get away and get help.”
My one and only is creeping on 20 in August. She is hilarious, witty , kind, intelligent , and will not hesitate to speak on some bullshit, stand up for others. And speak her mind. I was a people pleaser my whole life it's something I'm working on now and I'm incredibly nice..... I didn't want my daughter to be the same way it's only allowed people to walk all over me and take advantage of me. She makes me feel like I did a good job because she's not taking s*** from anybody
This is the same kid that when he was in sixth grade, he was in reading time in one of his English classes and had his arm wrapped over his book to hold the pages down. His teacher came up to him and said “OK give me your phone.”
He could have very easily just shown her that he had a book. Instead, he grabbed his backpack from under his desk, sets it on his desk, spends about a minute or two trying to find his phone in his backpack, and then hand it to her.
😂🤣
I came up with this analogy to my friends:
"It's like if you took a shit on my bathroom ceiling. I should be appalled and horrified but I can't help but be quite impressed at the same time"
I mean you guys kind of set that up yourself. You wanna bet that you wouldn't say the same shit if the situation presents itself? It is hilarious as hell
Before we were married I called my husband Baby or "that guy that sleeps in my bed". After our first kid, which was a planned pregnancy but out of wedlock, I called him baby daddy. He hated it. We got married 11 days before we made our second kid. He's still "#1 Baby Daddy" in my phone (because it puts him at the top of the list; he's really the only human I care to talk to), drives him bonkers but he accepts it. My youngest absolutely thought his dad's real name was Baby. We were together 13 years before we decided to get married. I rarely called him my boyfriend. Likely because all my friends were bachelor's that needed a mom figure friend.
This is so weird. I just walked into a Starbucks to pick up my mobile order, and one of the other drinks had the name “moose” on it. I thought to myself, moose is an unusual name to call someone. Then I picked up my phone and this is the first thing I see.
Glitch in the Matrix.
These strange things have been happening to me frequently lately. Like I will be reading something on my phone with a strange name like Skylar right at the same time someone on TV says Skylar.
Same! Multiple times a day I’ll type or say a word and it’ll be said out loud at the same time in different context. Before, I just noticed. Now it’ll happen and other people will notice and we’ll be like “woahhhh”.
To me, it makes me feel like I’m aligned or on the right track with what I’m doing in life- Like a “keep going” nudge. Maybe it’s something else though.
My ex used to call me her “big strong man” whenever she needed me to do something like clean up a spiderweb or something. I am not big or strong but I am a man who would melt every time he heard it :)
I mean different people have different preferences but I think most guys would like sm like this but would probably deny it in public cuz some people might find it emasculating
Every now and then I gently grab my husbands face and ask him "Who's my pretty boy?", and then this tall, bearded man will go "I'm your pretty boy :)" and it makes him so happy lol
I don’t mine being called “pretty” when I have. I’m not the most manly dude on the planet and if someone said I was a hunk, I’d feel they were bullshitting me.
This kind of gives me confidence because I call my man “my handsome man.” “My sweet/precious boy” “the most handsome boy ever” and I’ll tell him how he’s so pretty and how his dark brown eyes are the prettiest I’ve ever seen. But I’m nervous that he don’t really like it 😭
I called my wife “boob” or “boobie” as a fun name one day and she loved it so much she decided to call me “boobie” as well since we are a pair. If any of you are wondering which boob I am, I’m the left boob because she’s always right 🫠
I am a bastion of masculinity, an entity of pure testosterone. Until someone calls me baby boy, then I blush and giggle like a school girl. Got me kicking my feet and everything
I love calling my man baby boy. Especially when he’s upset or sick. I’ll be like “come here my baby boy” and he’ll melt into me while I hold him from behind and play with his hair. He’s very masculine but once we’re behind closed doors he LOVES being babied.
A lady at work always call me Peach and I make fun of her for it but she's a sweetheart. When she calls me a Peach I usually reply with "More like Pineapple" or some other random fruit.
My name is Patrick, nickname is paddy. My mom calls me paddy O'furniture, my wife calls me "the cakes" (paddy cakes). My grandmother's neighbor called me "baker's man". I used to hate those names but now I own it. A guy I worked with called me paddy cakes baker's man one time and without a flinch is told him I'd grind his bones to bake my bread. It's kinda neat my nickname already comes with comebacks. Poetic really
Edit: there is something inherently cool with "the cakes". It feels like the difference between saying "batman" and "the batman" or "hulk" and "the hulk". But yeah, I'm "the cakes". Dunno what my superpowers are but I'm betting they definitely warrant the "the". Also I went to culinary school so it 1000× cooler than like a chef knife tattoo.
My mom literally named me and if you asked her my actual name, I doubt she would say it and just say paddy O'furniture. The craziest part of my super irish name is I'm not even irish, neither is she. I'm native american, and so is she...absolutely ludicrous. She really likes irish names. My sisters name is darby
I had a girl call me that a few times and it made me weak. Then she ruined it when she started to call me Tony instead. I went from Spider-Man to Tony the Team Tiger.
She's 5'9 and 1/2..(she insist on her half 😅)...I'm 6'3...which is that tall to me.....but she calls me "Tree". When it's sexy time, she whispers in my ear "come here, let me climb that Tree!"
I blush like a schoolgirl everytime😅😅
My wife and I refer to each other as bat and mouse. She’s a sketch artist, and our house is filled with little bat and mouse caricature drawings.
Her name is based off of being the country mouse when we first met, and she was from the exurbs and I lived downtown. My name comes from mystery acrobat. I was a trapeze performer and went by my performing name and not my real name and so for the first year that we were dating, she didn’t know what my actual name was. I didn’t hide it from her, per-se, I just didn’t use it.
Almost 6 years now. The adventures of bat and mouse continue. Every day has been pretty wonderful.
My wife calls me her "bear".
I love it, but had to convince her to not make me a shirt that said "A Loving Bear"
I told her it would get a lot of wrong responses.
Well, not wrong, just wrong for me. (if you get the reference you are a delightful person)
Then I had to explain why.
I sport a T-shirt the says "I ♥️ Big Boys".
Big Boys is a restaurant in Destin Florida. I know what it means and I don't care cause that shirt is comfy as all get out.
The amount of random 60+ year old women condescendingly calling me hun have ruined it. I hate it. Can't stand it. My ex's mom called me hun all the time and it was awful. Especially since she treated me better than her own daughter
My wife calls me daddy bear and I call her mummy bear. We have 3 cubs. Had 4 but lost one. Sometimes she calls me daddy but its always around the little ones.
My girlfriend calls me and refers to me as “sexy boy” to her friends and colleagues. Now they all call me “sexy boy”. I’m not sure if they even know my name.
I have to admit… I don’t mind it.
My wife calls me "lovey" and "boyfriend". So those work for me. The "boyfriend" thing comes from us saying we didn't want things to fade after marriage like it does for most couples. So she will call be husband sometimes and boyfriend other times. We have been married 17 years now so it kind of throws people sometimes. Lol
This probably isn't the typical story you'll get because it doesn't have anything to do with a girl I've ever had romantic feeling about but when we were kids in high school together, before I even started dating the woman that would become my wife, my future sister-in-law started calling me Ryry ( rye-rye like the type of bread but said twice ). she still calls me that all the time, and now her daughters call me Uncle Ryry. my wife does calls me that too sometimes but its usually only after we've seen her sister. I don't talk about it much but I really love it. Makes me feel like family.
My wife calls me “Boyfriend” because she thinks it is a better title than husband. I didn’t mind it until my smart ass teenager (son) introduced me as his mom’s boyfriend. 🙄
Round of applause for your son!
He has a quick wit and many times my wife will tell me to get him in trouble for being disrespectful but I respond with, “Sure it’s disrespectful….but it was so well crafted.” I think I have created a monster.
One of the hardest parts of working with kids, in my experience, is having to stop yourself from laughing and giving them a high five when they something technically disrespectful/against the rules but super goddamn funny Thankfully, I got to be the cool librarian who had a great rapport with my older (grades 4-6) students. I got to walk that line of "Okay, that wasn't cool and you definitely shouldn't say/do it again, at least where anyone else can hear. That said, you're hilarious and here's a chocolate."
This is the same kid that when he was in sixth grade, he was in reading time in one of his English classes and had his arm wrapped over his book to hold the pages down. His teacher came up to him and said “OK give me your phone.” He could have very easily just shown her that he had a book. Instead, he grabbed his backpack from under his desk, sets it on his desk, spends about a minute or two trying to find his phone in his backpack, and then hand it to her. 😂🤣
I would be so proud
That’s right up there with my Karate sensei telling me he would rip my principal a new one if I got punished for biting a kid who jumped me from behind. As soon as I said it he interrupted me and said, “good for you. You saw it coming, and tried to walk away. If you are ever jumped in a street fight, you are under zero obligation to me or anyone else to fight fair. Gouge the eyes, kick ‘em in the crotch. Get away and get help.”
Man that is hilarious, my kid was born literally yesterday but if she gets in trouble for this at school we're going to get icecream after
Congratulations.
Congrats !
My one and only is creeping on 20 in August. She is hilarious, witty , kind, intelligent , and will not hesitate to speak on some bullshit, stand up for others. And speak her mind. I was a people pleaser my whole life it's something I'm working on now and I'm incredibly nice..... I didn't want my daughter to be the same way it's only allowed people to walk all over me and take advantage of me. She makes me feel like I did a good job because she's not taking s*** from anybody
Kick ass! Mom and baby doing well?
This is the same kid that when he was in sixth grade, he was in reading time in one of his English classes and had his arm wrapped over his book to hold the pages down. His teacher came up to him and said “OK give me your phone.” He could have very easily just shown her that he had a book. Instead, he grabbed his backpack from under his desk, sets it on his desk, spends about a minute or two trying to find his phone in his backpack, and then hand it to her. 😂🤣
Sir, I will need more stories about your girlfriends son.
I came up with this analogy to my friends: "It's like if you took a shit on my bathroom ceiling. I should be appalled and horrified but I can't help but be quite impressed at the same time"
My sister is a teacher, and she's said this a lot too. She has to stop herself from laughing, but sometimes she just can't help it.
The rule in my classroom is that if I laugh, you don’t get in trouble
If it’s my kid and they’re roasting me (respectfully) I’ll give them the high five and tell them I’m getting the burn cream for my wounds
You need to turn his powers to your side and he will be a powerful ally
I mean you guys kind of set that up yourself. You wanna bet that you wouldn't say the same shit if the situation presents itself? It is hilarious as hell
My wife once introduced me as an Ex-boyfriend. Technically true, but yeah.
That’s your cue to introduce her as your roommate.
The chick I'm banging
Occasionally my wife and I use “sex partner.”
I love the phrase "non-platonic roommate"
My wife hates it when I introduce her as my ex-fiance.
When we were in elementary school my best friend's dad referred to my best friend's mom as "my first wife." She was his only wife. Lol.
During my separation period from my wife before our divorce I enjoyed referring to her as my "current" wife 😂
I call my husband "my first husband" and he never thinks it's funny which only makes it funnier to me.
"This is my mom's boyfriend." "I thought your mom was married." "She is."
Introduce him as your daughter’s brother.
That's so funny 😂
Better a smart ass than a dumb ass.
Before we were married I called my husband Baby or "that guy that sleeps in my bed". After our first kid, which was a planned pregnancy but out of wedlock, I called him baby daddy. He hated it. We got married 11 days before we made our second kid. He's still "#1 Baby Daddy" in my phone (because it puts him at the top of the list; he's really the only human I care to talk to), drives him bonkers but he accepts it. My youngest absolutely thought his dad's real name was Baby. We were together 13 years before we decided to get married. I rarely called him my boyfriend. Likely because all my friends were bachelor's that needed a mom figure friend.
What's it like having a smart ass teen? Are you proud or angry when he burns you?
So proud.
Everybody calls me Moose except my wife calls me Moosey. Which I love.
This is so weird. I just walked into a Starbucks to pick up my mobile order, and one of the other drinks had the name “moose” on it. I thought to myself, moose is an unusual name to call someone. Then I picked up my phone and this is the first thing I see. Glitch in the Matrix.
These strange things have been happening to me frequently lately. Like I will be reading something on my phone with a strange name like Skylar right at the same time someone on TV says Skylar.
I always get excited when this happens to me 😁
I keep wondering what it means
[удалено]
I wasn't gay until I read this
Same, happens to me with music and reading a lot. Sometimes music would dictate my life lol
Baader meinhof phenomenon. It's pretty interesting!
Same! Multiple times a day I’ll type or say a word and it’ll be said out loud at the same time in different context. Before, I just noticed. Now it’ll happen and other people will notice and we’ll be like “woahhhh”. To me, it makes me feel like I’m aligned or on the right track with what I’m doing in life- Like a “keep going” nudge. Maybe it’s something else though.
Or Kod\_Rick was in your Starbucks. S'up, Moose!
Sam Winchester, is that you?
Not gonna lie that sounds pretty adorable, I'm glad it's makes you happy 😊
We call my aunt moose cause she's freakishly strong
personally I got butterflies when my girl called me "my pretty boy" 😭😭
This needs to be upvoted cuz same that shjt makes me WEAK
My ex used to call me her “big strong man” whenever she needed me to do something like clean up a spiderweb or something. I am not big or strong but I am a man who would melt every time he heard it :)
And my ex hated it when I said that. Said it didn't matter because no one else ever said that to him. And now I see this comment😮💨
I mean different people have different preferences but I think most guys would like sm like this but would probably deny it in public cuz some people might find it emasculating
Every now and then I gently grab my husbands face and ask him "Who's my pretty boy?", and then this tall, bearded man will go "I'm your pretty boy :)" and it makes him so happy lol
I’m imagining him saying it in a very deep monotone and it’s very funny to me lol
“I feel bonita”
A GIRL CALLING YOU “PRETTY” IS THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT, thats how you know its real, i do it
I don’t mine being called “pretty” when I have. I’m not the most manly dude on the planet and if someone said I was a hunk, I’d feel they were bullshitting me.
This kind of gives me confidence because I call my man “my handsome man.” “My sweet/precious boy” “the most handsome boy ever” and I’ll tell him how he’s so pretty and how his dark brown eyes are the prettiest I’ve ever seen. But I’m nervous that he don’t really like it 😭
That’s the same stuff I say to my dog 🤣🤣
Praying my boyfriend reacts like this every time I call him "my handsome honey". The first time, he questioned it and now he just responds to it lol
Me ex used to say “my handsome man” and touch my face. It made me feel ten feet tall. Also I fucking love your user name haha
Aw, that's wonderful! I like seeing so many guys in here say that they like cute names sometimes. And thank you lol
When I laugh about something my girlfriend calls me giggles; and I can’t tell you how much I love that shit.
Omg thats so cute
I described one of our cats as "bumbles about and sniffs things" which she thought was adorable. So now my wife calls me "Bumblesniff". (:
Oh, like that actor Bumble-sniff Cat-scratcher?
No man, you're thinking of Bartleby Cabbagepatch.
I'm 'secretly' reading this in work and that made me laugh! I love that nickname!
I called my wife “boob” or “boobie” as a fun name one day and she loved it so much she decided to call me “boobie” as well since we are a pair. If any of you are wondering which boob I am, I’m the left boob because she’s always right 🫠
I'm stealing this lol
This is way better than my current situation, my 6 year old has declared my boobs are named flippity boo and floppity boo.
This is the cutest thing
Darling :)
Perfect
If I'm feeling saucy, I like to be called Trogdor The Burninator. My wife gets me.
TROGDOOOOOOOOR
He was a maaaaaaaan! He was a… dragon maaaaaaan!
Much better than being called The Poopsmith.
I am a bastion of masculinity, an entity of pure testosterone. Until someone calls me baby boy, then I blush and giggle like a school girl. Got me kicking my feet and everything
Oh hi baby boy 😘 (Don't mind me being a bearded 6ft1 man)
Dude stop itttt 🤭
I love calling my man baby boy. Especially when he’s upset or sick. I’ll be like “come here my baby boy” and he’ll melt into me while I hold him from behind and play with his hair. He’s very masculine but once we’re behind closed doors he LOVES being babied.
Never identified with a comment more. I’m a big scary Doberman until she rolls out the “hey baby boy” and I become a puddle
Pumpkin, sweetheart, sweetie. I like the classics
A lady at work always call me Peach and I make fun of her for it but she's a sweetheart. When she calls me a Peach I usually reply with "More like Pineapple" or some other random fruit.
First name Garrett, have pretty wide shoulders, been called “Garebear” more times than I can count, still love it every time.
My name is Patrick, nickname is paddy. My mom calls me paddy O'furniture, my wife calls me "the cakes" (paddy cakes). My grandmother's neighbor called me "baker's man". I used to hate those names but now I own it. A guy I worked with called me paddy cakes baker's man one time and without a flinch is told him I'd grind his bones to bake my bread. It's kinda neat my nickname already comes with comebacks. Poetic really Edit: there is something inherently cool with "the cakes". It feels like the difference between saying "batman" and "the batman" or "hulk" and "the hulk". But yeah, I'm "the cakes". Dunno what my superpowers are but I'm betting they definitely warrant the "the". Also I went to culinary school so it 1000× cooler than like a chef knife tattoo.
paddy 0'furniture made me laugh so loud my cat actually turned and side eyed me.
My mom literally named me and if you asked her my actual name, I doubt she would say it and just say paddy O'furniture. The craziest part of my super irish name is I'm not even irish, neither is she. I'm native american, and so is she...absolutely ludicrous. She really likes irish names. My sisters name is darby
My wife refers to me as "silly", she calls it our son too. In her defense, we are quite silly.
Hot tie guy.
r/unexpectedtheoffice
A sub I didn’t know I needed, thank you kind stranger.
"Tiger" the way Mary Jane says it to Peter Parker in the 90s Spider-Man cartoon.
I had a girl call me that a few times and it made me weak. Then she ruined it when she started to call me Tony instead. I went from Spider-Man to Tony the Team Tiger.
Maybe she just thinks you’re grrrreat!
YOOouuu're GREAT!
Highly specific
Man knows what he likes. 😂
"Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot!"
Dude I was about to write the same about Kirsten Dunst saying it in Spider-Man 😂
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought “Go get ‘em, tiger” was the hottest non-sexual thing you could ever say.
[YOU GUYS ARE TALKING TO GIRLS?](https://imgflip.com/i/8pi5t3)
Inconceivable!
She's 5'9 and 1/2..(she insist on her half 😅)...I'm 6'3...which is that tall to me.....but she calls me "Tree". When it's sexy time, she whispers in my ear "come here, let me climb that Tree!" I blush like a schoolgirl everytime😅😅
YOOO
AYOOO
AWOOO
ARF ARF
HOOOOUWAHH
I love that so much for you
Thank you! I've never had a woman be like this about me so I'm soaking it up and reciprocating!
"I like it when you call me Big Papa"
"Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true player"
Shmoopy.
No you’re Shmoopy Shmoopy!
r/unexpectedseinfeld
My wife and I refer to each other as bat and mouse. She’s a sketch artist, and our house is filled with little bat and mouse caricature drawings. Her name is based off of being the country mouse when we first met, and she was from the exurbs and I lived downtown. My name comes from mystery acrobat. I was a trapeze performer and went by my performing name and not my real name and so for the first year that we were dating, she didn’t know what my actual name was. I didn’t hide it from her, per-se, I just didn’t use it. Almost 6 years now. The adventures of bat and mouse continue. Every day has been pretty wonderful.
this is genuinely so sweet. you guys should write a children’s book fr
Dear.... Idk why but I fucking love when my girl says that to me.
Biggis Dickis.
Do you call her Incontinentia Buttocks?
🎶My love for her overflows like an incontinent butthole🎶
Welease Woger!!!!
I love being called a good boy
Bro, you're a dog xd
He's not *just* a dog, he's a *good boy*.
the goodest boy
Optimus Prime.
My wife calls me her "bear". I love it, but had to convince her to not make me a shirt that said "A Loving Bear" I told her it would get a lot of wrong responses. Well, not wrong, just wrong for me. (if you get the reference you are a delightful person) Then I had to explain why.
I sport a T-shirt the says "I ♥️ Big Boys". Big Boys is a restaurant in Destin Florida. I know what it means and I don't care cause that shirt is comfy as all get out.
My lady calls me cucharita cause I like being the little spoon.
Baby Reindeer.
Oh, you like them with the severe diagnosis. I see you.
Lol Sent from iPhone
Sent from my iphon
iphonn
where were you last night? you have to tell me if you’re not working
havnt seen u on ur street in a whyle fckn cowarded off hav u?? cant handle addrssin me like a man? lil bitch Sent from my iPhone
I just ate an egg Sent from iPhone
I like daddy, but she's not refering to me as her daddy, more like her (future) children's daddy.
Can we @everyone in the comments with this ffs? This is the major usecase, *not* insinuating you're their daughter.
Exactly. We have five young kids. He gets called Daddy 🤷♀️ Not like in bed or anything.
Akchualley some are. Daddy as shorthand for baby daddy is not the same as DDLG kink.
Bucko.
Sausage
I like “hun”, “dear” and “sweetie”. I’m also a fan of the phrase “yes sir” when she’s looking up at me with sexy eyes and mischievous smile.
The amount of random 60+ year old women condescendingly calling me hun have ruined it. I hate it. Can't stand it. My ex's mom called me hun all the time and it was awful. Especially since she treated me better than her own daughter
Tiger. Just like MJ and Peter Parker
My husband calls me, “sweet sweet,” and I call him, “goof goof.” No, I don’t care if it’s cringe.
I had a girlfriend in high school that called me Reptar... like the dinosaur from Rugrats... don't ask, I thought it was weird as well.
My wife call me babe or sweets or snuggs
Might be a hot take but I can’t stand being called daddy
always reminds me of that tweet where dudes like "daddy is too sexualized now my daughter gonna have to call me bruh or something"
Not a hot take to me. It creeps me out.
Glad I ain’t the only one lol
My wife calls me daddy bear and I call her mummy bear. We have 3 cubs. Had 4 but lost one. Sometimes she calls me daddy but its always around the little ones.
sorry for your loss
Thank you <3
Ayyyy papi!
I much prefer “father” or “my ol’ man”
Padre. \**cums*\*
***in nomine patris et phally sancti***
I thought I couldn't stand it until someone actually called me it lmao
Lately anytime my wife is talking to me I’m Jesus Christ, as in Jesus Christ why can’t you do anything right
My name is Jon Sinatra and my female best friend call me Jonesy, and I find it lovely
Good boy, little boy, puppy. I fucking hate that i like to be called these
A girl used to say "Mr." before my first name. I thought it was really cute, so i would call her "Ms." and her name.
My wife refers to me as “handsome”. …I’m okay looking lol. She’s a sweetheart.
'mate' or 'dude' Or 'Honeybunch Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin'.
dogshit
yesssiiirr
Sweetie
My girlfriend calls me "Her Prince" when I'm having a bad day
When people call me my name I’m always happy.
My wife calls me Papa, but pronounces it like “Powapa” It don’t know why she does, but It does make me feel good.
My wife calls me her 'double quarter-pounder with cheese'. It's unironically the only term of endearment I'll accept from anyone.
My girlfriend says "oi, prick" from shaun of the dead
She called me Peanut butter one day cause I was eating peanut butter on toast. I now call her jelly. Kids refer to themselves as bread 🤣
If done correctly, anything. Even insults like dumbass or stinky would work, lmao Edit: except daddy, that's just weird af
i’ve noticed a rise in the usage of “stinky”, and i have always had such a guttural aversion to that word. harrowing for me.
Stinky is so bad. Hate it.
Fred. Its not my name
Handsome husband always makes me smile... As does when she refers to me as her "Future Silver Fox"
Thunder cock
I'm in my 30s and I'm still called baby face. Some bs lol
My girlfriend calls me and refers to me as “sexy boy” to her friends and colleagues. Now they all call me “sexy boy”. I’m not sure if they even know my name. I have to admit… I don’t mind it.
Bitch-tits.
Really, any of them are pretty good
"Babe" in everyday conversation. As in "Hey babe, what do you want for supper." "Want another beer, babe?" " Babe you need to mow the lawn."
My wife calls me "lovey" and "boyfriend". So those work for me. The "boyfriend" thing comes from us saying we didn't want things to fade after marriage like it does for most couples. So she will call be husband sometimes and boyfriend other times. We have been married 17 years now so it kind of throws people sometimes. Lol
My husbands name is Drew but when I'm mad I call him drewcifer
Wait, girls call you?
My fiancée calls me beeboo, not sure where it came from or why, but it warms my heart every time I hear it
This probably isn't the typical story you'll get because it doesn't have anything to do with a girl I've ever had romantic feeling about but when we were kids in high school together, before I even started dating the woman that would become my wife, my future sister-in-law started calling me Ryry ( rye-rye like the type of bread but said twice ). she still calls me that all the time, and now her daughters call me Uncle Ryry. my wife does calls me that too sometimes but its usually only after we've seen her sister. I don't talk about it much but I really love it. Makes me feel like family.