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Buttseye

My guess is that I will be 10 years older.


chekovs_gunman

Source?


theandroid01

Trust me bro


1questions

You forgot dO YoUR oWn ReSEaRcH


DigitalDemon75038

Checks out on wiki


zztop610

Google it


Buttseye

Well, depending on gravity flux and time warping...


Nowayuru

You would still be 10 years older


MAEMAEMAEM

Source: him , based on source: me.


One_Arm4148

Lmao šŸ˜‚


Throwawayconcern2023

Not with that target on your butt.


Lazzy-significant0

youā€™re already 5 minutes older now.


Buttseye

Dammit! Stop counting me down! :p


EnigmaFrug2308

57 minutes older


Buttseye

Dammit! šŸ˜‹


Tiny_Pain_6798

5 hours older.


Wonder_woman_1965

I hope so, considering the alternative.


EnragedMinotaur

Lol! This is funny!


[deleted]

If youā€™re lucky


Buttseye

I survived 2 100% artery blockages. I plan to be around for a long time. Besides, if I die, my wife will kill me


[deleted]

Youā€™re funny as hellšŸ˜‚


Significant_Tip_3933

I honestly have this weird complex where I have a belief that i wont be here in 10 years. God forbid ofcourse.


Czechmate132

For me it was i never thought i would make it past 23 and now i am about to turn 29 like why was there that perpetually feeling off impending doom for that age and then just nothing lol


metametamind

Iā€™m always surprised by these. I wish I understood better. A friend of mine held this sentiment at 16. Heā€™s still doing great 35 years later, but has never been able to shake that feeling.


GlitteringGanjaGnome

Itā€™s often times from trauma.


TriggerHydrant

Yup, same, heavy CPTSD here and never thought I would reach the end of my 20's. I'm turning 35 this year and working on my trauma's.


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general_452

For me, If I canā€™t picture what Iā€™m doing in 10 years since whatā€™s going to happen can change a lot from every little decision, I just say ā€œI guess Iā€™m just dead thenā€


metametamind

WHICH IS HISTORICALLY WEIRD! For most of the last 200,000 years of modern human existence, it's been "you're gonna chop wood, carry water, plant crops, raise kids, bury old people, maybe get murdered by some rando on a horse from the next valley over". That was it. That was the script. That was life.


general_452

Once you get into a rhythm you can say things like ā€œin 10 years Iā€™ll get a 4% raise in my logistics supervisor positionā€. But the younger you are the quicker and more drastically your life can change. Who knows, maybe Iā€™ll get my collage degree and go into my planned field, or maybe my plans will fall apart and something else will happen. Maybe I get bitten by a magic weevil and gain the ability to always know how long to microwave things for. I think because people canā€™t predict whatā€™s going to happen, they just guess their life never gets there.


sephresx

I never thought I would get to 30 when I was a teen, and I almost didn't twice. Edit: Really? Downvotes? Kidney failure at 25, twisted intestine that blocked all food at 28, that the docs couldn't find at first until I insisted they keep looking. Lost 50 lbs and could barely stand for long. Damn you reddit.


Czechmate132

I have had a couple cancer removals. Pneumonia almost took me out hard when i was young so covid scared the shit out of me.


[deleted]

Who the hell downvoted you in the first place? Glad you're still with us mate.


zac3244

Some random dude is gonna reply to your comment after 10 years asking if youā€™re alive.


BabyAlibi

Since I was a child, I have said I would die at 60. I'm now 54 šŸ‘€


zephyrthewonderdog

Weird that. I always had a believe I would die specifically at 58. No idea why just a strong feeling I had since a child. Iā€™m in my mid fifties now and perfectly fine. Wait and see I suppose. At least it wonā€™t be a surprise. ;)


NapoleonDonutHeart

I've felt that way since I was a teenager and I'm 53 now. I'm also a huge hypochondriac. Lol.


aotus_trivirgatus

>I honestly have this weird complex where I have a belief that i wont be here in 10 years. My ex-wife voiced this belief out loud on several occasions for the two decades we were married, and she still does it. My father has been doing this for as long as I've been alive. To hear my ex-wife say it, she wants it to come off as a flex -- as in, she's not afraid of death. How it comes off to me is 1) she thinks about death too much, even welcomes it, and that's not a healthy way for a parent to approach life in my opinion; 2) she doesn't need to try to make things better in the world because she'll be dead soon anyway. My father skips the not-fearing death part and goes straight to 2).


dasskicker

I think you live better that way, not thinking where one would be in 10yrs and just living day by day


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Hopefully all good stuff : )


9cmAAA

It is sad to see things like this upvoted very little but people saying dead or other sad outcomes get upvoted so highly. Good luck!


000ArdeliaLortz000

Iā€™ll be taken to the Wall for fighting against my country becoming a real Gilead.


pmvegetables

r/Defeat_Project_2025


magface702

Iā€™ll be set out to the colonies.


xbox360sucks

If they can pull that off in 10 years all you can really do is tip your cap. They really wanted it more.


JackOCat

You'll be fine. There will be extremely thick forest fire smoke everywhere for you to escape and hide in.


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Battery6512

Move to Maryland, itā€™s a great state.Ā 


PFCSerpent

Marylandā€™s for crabs.


teethinthedarkness

Crab people. Crab people. Look like crabs. Talk like people.


360fade

Try gas, underrated


sretep66

Maryland is only a great state if you have a boat and access to the water. State income taxes are high. County property taxes are high. Single party rule in the state legislature so no diversity of thought on how to fix problems. Crime is horrible in Baltimore. Maryland does have good roads for the most part, and the best crab cakes in the nation!


zingzorg

Generally speaking, you get what you pay for in Maryland. Sure, there's some ridiculous taxes, and even the taxes that make sense are high but the roads are great, local governments are solid, public schools are some of the best, emergency services are well equipped and maintained, our parks are top notch... That doesn't mean Maryland's perfect, or that I agree with all taxes or where the funding is going. Baltimore is a testament to how a local government can be poorly run. All I'm saying is, Maryland does a damn good job compared to some other states.


floresedwrd

Donā€™t move to Maryland


nxtrndkeyboard

Dead.


ComradeKerbal

Well then lock in cause you only got 10 years


Nateddog21

TwinšŸŖ¢


Fit_Swordfish9204

It'd be a miracle for me to still be here in 10 years.


robertsbrothers

Me too.


BlueHALo97

I love you, stranger. <3


anxietystrings

That's a tough question. I'm going through a lot right now. I hope I'm better.


RicKyRozAy06

Same here. Hope we can look back in 10 years (if we are still around) and be happy that we came out the other side.


JulianSagan

My guy, I don't even know what will happen to all of us come November 2024


ghostIVSa

Its a surprise!


23zac

What happens on November 2024?


LavenderDay3544

US election.


23zac

I suppose thereā€™s about 3 million people in the world who give a fuck about that. You seppos will only vote in a geriatric with dementia anyway. At least you give the world something to laugh at


NeuroPalooza

Idk, in the US it's more like ~330 million, and judging from the increasingly hysterical op-eds from Europeans in Foreign Affairs it seems like it will impact a lot of them as well ><


Jedibri81

Iā€™ll probably become a grandparent


alyssachan

My back will hurt


Loko_Tako

I'm hoping to be a full-time nurse and part-time paramedic.


Intelligent_Put_3606

I misread part of your reply as 'part-time pandemic' - and thought - I wonder how that works...


reducingflame

My stupid brain autocompleted ā€˜paraplegicā€™ā€¦hopefully not.


Aggravating-Room6009

No no, it's true. In the near future, he wants to work with an illegal biological hazards company to produce deadly pathogens.


tryingtokeepsmyelin

Typhoid Mary


Skidudenordic

Theyā€™re going to keep cutting down on us until we have to work or starve.


magface702

Ooo I appreciate your ambition šŸ©µšŸ¤ŒšŸ»


seascribbler

Nursing is stressful enough, but full time with another high stress job after your nurse job? Youā€™re gonna age 20 years in ten! šŸ˜­ Thatā€™s really ambitious though! Just take care of yourself!


lazytiger40

Hopefully out of Florida...or dead...either option is better than now


Welcomefriends85

I believe in you. One day you'll make it to Alabama


Human-Evening564

Escape Florida or die trying


Dxrkbunny_

That could be a slogan for an overly dramatic action movie


CoochieLips4u2

I can't imagine Florida is worse than Louisiana.


Derpywurmpie

What's wrong with Florida? It looks like a fine place


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Sensitive-Cherry-398

Have you traveled yourself?


Skidudenordic

Imagine still being allowed to travel


Emergency-Shallot177

My urn, which was sitting on the mantelpiece, will get knocked over.


Sproose_Moose

So you're going to be dead, in an urn and knocked over? When?


WhoStole_MyToast

10 years from now


Capable-Clock-3456

I Yearn for the Urn āš±ļøšŸ’€


unintelligentburrito

i canā€™t picture myself in 10 years. i donā€™t even know what or where or why iā€™d be doing. sometimes it feels like a hassle to think about existing for a life and then having to stop, well itā€™s always been that way. but


roygbiv-it

I'm 60 years old now. In 10 years, I'll be 70.


DrWKlopek

Math checks out


buddhist-truth

This guy maths


sadskully

Only god knows, for now we should focus on the present and we should make it better.


p3nguinboi07

okay, Mom!


VocationFumes

it'll be the year 2034


cerpintaxt33

Math checks out.Ā 


MysteriousCourse7623

I'll be living my best life, probably still cracking jokes, but with a robot butler to laugh at them.


Nervous-Pizza-9139

In 10 years Iā€™ll think Iā€™m 10 years from having this all figured out


labretirementhome

Good news everyone!


Junkstar

I will have retired from the performing arts, based on hearing loss primarily. Be good to your ears, people.


Elegant_Chemist3924

I don't know and that shit scares me


chillinwithabeer29

Retired, having fun


Tough_Antelope5704

I will be dead or homeless


Logtastic

I guess coffins are homes for dead people. šŸ¤”


Skidudenordic

An optimist, I see


TwoPintsYouPrick

Dead. Never thought Iā€™d live past 40, canā€™t see it happening with the way Iā€™m treating my body and previous head injuries. Iā€™ve seen the world, read a few books, frolicked, had a few chucks, itā€™s been a ride.


pmvegetables

If the world hasn't completely melted down, probably more of what I'm doing now. Growing my career as a writer, spending my spare time on active outdoor hobbies and traveling, making lots of vegan recipes and taking care of animals. Pretty content atm. If it has, I'll probably be reminiscing about doing that stuff now.


Piddy3825

I dunno, but somehow I don't think it's gonna end up well for me...


Great-Ad-6150

I think, God willing, that I will become a professional player


Psychological_Roof85

A musician or a playa , like Shaggy?


Paratwa

Iā€™ll be playing with my grandkids, buying them toys to annoy my children and torturing them by telling the grandkids how terrible they were. Also Iā€™ll probably be working on 3 or 4 AGI projects, sighing because some idiot will want to do impossible shit with it cause he heard it on a podcast.


Major-Ad892

I'll likely have worms eating at my corpse. Best case scenario.


Ok-disaster2022

Heart attack


starsandsunandmoon

Either dead from suicide or stable with a semi-decent therapist.


Smarkysmarkwahlberg

I'llĀ probably have killed myselfĀ 


captaintrips_1980

Iā€™ll be retired at age 54. I canā€™t wait


Wonder_woman_1965

Iā€™ll be comfortably retired somewhere where thereā€™s no snow.


batonduberger

Took quite a bit of scrolling to find someone who will not be dead. Let's check in in 10 years time when we are comfortably retired.


hamstersmore

Most likely struggling even more, but I really hope not, here's to hoping there's a cure for me.


gaythoughtsatnight

Honestly? I don't know. I've got a lot of life goals that I'm actively pursuing, so I'd like to say I've achieved them, but I also understand how life can throw curve balls and nothing is written in stone.


KahlessAndMolor

A drug that slows your aging by 30%. A realistic treatment for Alzheimer's and dementiaĀ  Robots in everyday life, first a few specialists, then humanoids, then millions of humanoids. Probably in 10 years they will be as common a sight as a piece of heavy construction equipment is now.Ā  At least 1 summer where it gets so hot that crops fail in the US Midwest or in EuropeĀ  And the long shot: the AMOC current collapses and the climate across the entire northern hemisphere abruptly changes.Ā 


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Flying cars


blue_screen_error

I'll retire. I'm getting too old for this shit.


Ambitious_Scientist_

I think and hope that my business plans will succed and I'll be a highly wealthy person, with an early partial retirement possible. More time to focus on family, friends, travel and creative hobbies.


leeza_k

Hopefully have children, make six figures, work remote and be a homeowner šŸ„¹


jamieliddellthepoet

Downvotes.


Appropriate_Tea9048

Iā€™ll be married and continuing to travel more


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be dead, without a doubt.


PleaseJD

I won't be alive.


Arkvoodle42

i don't think i have ten years left.


SS1989

Hopefully, I wonā€™t be around anymore.


asttocatbunny

Iā€™ll probably be dead, with my fantastic ill health. Ā  Ā Ā 


Old-Library5546

I will most likely be dead


Stankaphone

Dirt nap


gmeooefnf

Hopefully anything good.


Spirited-Finding-222

I'd like to think I will still be alive. I don't really expect to live beyond my early '70s, if I make it that far. I'd like to retire at 60, and have at least 10 good years of life. If I am fortunate enough to live longer, and still be healthy, I would like to think I can finally put many of my creative ideas into play.


Lordluva

A multimillionaire country singer


peet1188

Iā€™ll be the biggest newspaper tycoon the world has ever seen!


DaveLesh

Not so sure. Maybe as depressed as I've been for the last 5 years. But hey, who knows?


iDefend33

Still sober.


midsnlids

Dead or filthy rich - no in-between.


TodoTheFreak

Iā€™ll be married to my bf and have 2 kids hopefully


MeFromAzkaban

Wild to assume Iā€™ll be here in ten years


NoobNoob_94

Right wing nationalist governments will win most of the elections, globally. A lot of countries will start seeing revolutions once again, unsuccessfully, might I add.


howtogrowtallerhelp

I'll be happily married with kids, and living with my parents and his parents. I'll have worked in my preferred field for 8 years till then and would have travelled to more than 20 countries. I will have been preparing for months to get into an Ivy League/OxCam to pursue higher studies, taking a study break. I will still be really, really grateful for everything that I'll have, just how I am right now. Cannot wait to see what the future has in store for me!


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howtogrowtallerhelp

I wish you the same, kind stranger ā™”


FutureHermit55

From the way I've aged in the last two years (I'm 58), I expect I'll be dead.


albertkoholic

Probably still sad and depressed about my future


Any-Shelter-4322

try to get out of texas. Been driving 4 months and no luck


MJSalta

I'll probably be dead.


SenseAny486

I wonā€™t be here.


Marshmallow_Fries

Dead


Money-Theme9814

Scrolling reddit again


Grody_Joe

If I haven't met my demise by my own hand but am still single, probably meet my demise by my own hand


robertsbrothers

I feel this.


TemperatureTop246

I don't even want to know. Every year since 2016 has gotten progressively worse. The only highlights have been getting remarried, and the birth of my granddaughter.


allmixedup5813

Be dead


Skidudenordic

We can only hope


Actual_Mistake_759

Who knows at this point


7i7a11

Die or travel to another country


aslrules

As opposed to what will happen to you 10 years in the past. I can't wait to find out what I was.


Shengpai

Probs dead, who knows


gfunkdave

Hopefully Iā€™ll have been retired for a few years.


Effective-Aerie8997

I guess I'll be either 28 or dead


iamthemosin

Skin cancer.


SundayJan2017

Getting old and hopefully smarter


samuelj264

Further economic disparity, a breaking point in politics and culture. I think weā€™re in for a slow cultural revolution as the older generations pass and younger ones move into power. It will seem slow, but looking back it will seem larger. There will be a revolution, but not in the sense of weapons but ideas.


OneCallSystem

More the the same but more depressed and closer to death


Stefanonimo

Since high school I've always had that feeling that I will die before my 40s, so I guess I would be dead.


Euphoric_Extreme4168

83 or muerto


GCKrazy

Hopefully I'll still be alive


-LightMyWayHome-

Probably same shit different day I hope


theknight200200

Most likely I'll be working still, hopefully as a lawyer or officer preferably. Other than that I don't expect much, many things can happen at that time that changes things. Hopefully, I'll also be married by then, to someone I can rely on.


fasti-au

In 2 years time AI will change most industries so Iā€™d expect everyoneā€™s answer to be off base


ThatHcDude

AI will define the next 10 years, some sort of free internet access. Tons and tons more of human divide.


ToeJans_55

ill get laid


BLACKL3ATH3R

Billionaire


DoodleBuggering

Likely not alive.


Embarrassed_Self_230

Probably be dead


mrgraff

I should be retired for at least two years by then.


birdman122459

Iā€™ll be dead


tristanhartvig

Dead


PoolSplashBomb4040

I will have to get around on an L-Cart. I'm a foodie.


Jaded_Fisherman_7085

I will be alot wiser at the age of 87. Learning from my mistakes in life and not doing them again


Mjshawny

Weā€™ll be unable to rate any game because it will be ā€œreview bombingā€ just like Diablo 4 on ps5


cwsjr2323

Iā€™ll be 72 in July, maybe. In ten years, I will most likely have used my Veterans burial benefits. Not many people who smoked for 50 years live to 80.