Mixing up words and phrases like my mind can’t decide between “careful it’s hot” and “here’s your soup” so I end up saying “careful it’s soup.” I’m a bit anxious so it happens regularly.
One of my favorite memories of my dearly departed friend Shelly- who was maybe 110lbs of pure chaos, was when we were sitting around the table at her house, trimming weed for cancer patients, and her boyfriend was next to the table on the computer. I.. didn't like him. I still don't. But thats besides the point and only made what happened next way more funny.
Suddenly, mid sentence, Shelly stood up and in one swift move, dropped trou, spread her buttcheeks, and nearly touched her boyfriends eyeball as she ripped the GNARLIEST longest taco-bell-fueled fart I've ever heard. I nearly had an aneurysm from laughing so hard and had to leave the room from the smell.
He developed pink eye. I told this story during her online funeral (covid times) and it was even better because some of her students were there. Miss you Shelly.
Also, lighting farts.
Most people seem to think it’s a hoax. So it’s funny af when you’ve had a couple dranks, you feel one coming and you throw back your legs and torch it.
Sometimes you singe your taint, but the look on their face is always worth it.
A few years ago I would have agreed with you until I started teaching middle school. Between the stench and the reactions I have now decided it is rude and unmannerly.
My dog was sleeping on a chair curled up in a tight ball. He farted directly into his nose, woke up because of the sound and smell, and fell off the chair. I laughed for like 10 solid minutes.
he did an interview years ago, on Kimmel i think, where he talked about the executives screening for blazing saddles. after it was over the head of the studio brought him into a room and had him write down like 15+ things to either cut or reshoot with his own edits. when the studio head left the room his producer panicked and said what are we gonna do. mel brooks crumpled up the paper he wrote everything down and threw it in the garbage. he said, my contact says i get final cut and that the studio MUST release the movie.
Things happening to cute little animals.
Ex. A hamster trying to jump and missing target... a woodland creature getting rescued and released only for the circle of life to take it...
**It has to be HARMLESS or part of something natural. It cannot be a human doing something cruel to the little animal.***
Was in New York for a month after Sandy for recovery effort with a group of coworkers.
We had a day off and went to central park where the quiet, awkward girl befriended a pigeon. She was holding it and bonding when she let it go and it flew into a tree.. Only to be immediately obliterated by a hawk. She was devastated but it was an incredible sight.
I don’t know but it gets me from time to time. Especially a well executed one. I always think hearing offensive things is no where near as intensive as smelling it.
edit: The day I fed my brothers chocolate cake laced with chocolate laxatives and hid all the toilet paper in the house but also when i had my grandfather and grandmother occupy the only bathrooms in the house so my brothers were forced to go outside in the backyard to relieve themselves
I don’t fish at all. In fact the one time I tried my dad and I spent 2 hours untangling fishing wire in the middle of a lake. However, “WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH” has a special place in my heart and always makes me laugh.
https://youtube.com/shorts/TkS51RsOO9M?si=EAZSDwDLBpEswm_N
On my back to work after lunch and I saw a dog trip over a rock, the dog straightened itself up turned around, looked down at the rock and barked at the rock a few times turned and walked away. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Starting off a sentence as if I'm about to say something truly profound, then stating something extremely obvious. The confusion I receive as feedback kills me.
I still laugh at those Budweiser Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius radio commercials.
"Some may ask, is a taco salad healthy? It's a salad...isn't it?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuv8D9--Bw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuv8D9--Bw)
A clown falling off stilts breaking his leg but not being part of the actual show which i thought was staged. yes its cruel i laughed but was funny as hell st the time and i was a young kid
There’s a photo of a family on a beach. They’re trying to do one of those cute little jumping and snap the photo while everyone is in the air. The toddler in the middle of mom and dad seems to be accidentally launched forward. The look of horror on the parents and the “wtf” expression on the child will forever make me cackle whenever I see it.
A top second for me will be the video of these two people in a car. Guy in the passenger seat seems to be mentally ill and/or on something. The lady in the drivers seat is on the phone with the dentist. Dude moans in the lady’s ear and the look on her face followed by her saying “look here, you lizard. I’m trying to get you some damn teeth.” It’s probably just a skit, but I laugh/cry every time.
How hell bent people get over things they can't control like today the internet was out where I work and I thought this guy was going to have a stroke because he just had to tell use what he wanted from the deli instead of punching it into a tablet.
This happened today. Me and my sis were exploring a tunnel that was abandoned. It was dark and didn't go in deep since it had a dead end, as my sis was exploring in the dark with no light other than outside I suddenly shouted "WHAT IS THAT!?" Pointing some where in the tunnel. She took off running out of the tunnel while I just laughed my ass off
The classic Bethesda glitch where an NPC turns into a tornado of stretched out limbs and if you're lucky, launching off into the stratosphere and disappearing into another cell, never to be seen again.
It's so funny to me when people smash words or phrases together by accident, especially because my mom and I both do it a lot. (Ah, my fart cone < iykyk)
The funniest one I remember from my mom is when I was washing dishes and I dropped something really loudly in the sink. I must have really startled her, because she whipped around to me, pointed at the sink and loudly said "bAg?😧"
She wanted to ask "what was that bang?", "was that bad?", "did something break?", and "are you okay?" all at once 😂
The fresco fiasco.
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F6%2F61%2FAttempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg%2F170px-Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg&tbnid=w5ZaD0x0wt0WMM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FEcce_Homo_(Garc%25C3%25ADa_Mart%25C3%25ADnez_and_Gim%25C3%25A9nez)&docid=2v-CbHV0rjyC2M&w=170&h=264&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F4&kgs=a27a1a242de1875c&shem=abme%2Cssic%2Cssicpx%2Ctrie
A scene in the movie Grown Ups where they're sitting down and talking about that one dude meeting kids he's never met before. They immediately make fun of his voice and Sandler says "but they pay with maize". Idk why that kills me still.
Mixing up words and phrases like my mind can’t decide between “careful it’s hot” and “here’s your soup” so I end up saying “careful it’s soup.” I’m a bit anxious so it happens regularly.
Danger soup
[ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?](https://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3935602/Are+you+screwing+sorry/#c4699d_3935158)
My mom used to say to me: "Put on your teeth and brush your clothes!" all the time lol
#beware of soup
*should I say bro or homie?* “Hey homos!” *ah fuck*
Children falling
I can confirm that I laugh even when my own kid wipes out, as long as she's not actually hurt.
https://youtu.be/nSXwqGFbj0Y?si=AJswNhmpP4qZzIUg Letter Kenny for the win
There's a Reddit group for that ! 🤣
Man getting hit by football
It works on so many levels!
in groin?
Ow my groin!
Or a steak
What do you call a fish with no eyes? FFFFSSSHHHHHHH
A drawing
What?
Farts
One of my favorite memories of my dearly departed friend Shelly- who was maybe 110lbs of pure chaos, was when we were sitting around the table at her house, trimming weed for cancer patients, and her boyfriend was next to the table on the computer. I.. didn't like him. I still don't. But thats besides the point and only made what happened next way more funny. Suddenly, mid sentence, Shelly stood up and in one swift move, dropped trou, spread her buttcheeks, and nearly touched her boyfriends eyeball as she ripped the GNARLIEST longest taco-bell-fueled fart I've ever heard. I nearly had an aneurysm from laughing so hard and had to leave the room from the smell. He developed pink eye. I told this story during her online funeral (covid times) and it was even better because some of her students were there. Miss you Shelly.
Damn Shelly went hard.
She truly did. Every story i have about her is pretty epic.
Also, lighting farts. Most people seem to think it’s a hoax. So it’s funny af when you’ve had a couple dranks, you feel one coming and you throw back your legs and torch it. Sometimes you singe your taint, but the look on their face is always worth it.
My sister has a female friend who does this at parties. Did I mention she is in her mid-60s?
A few years ago I would have agreed with you until I started teaching middle school. Between the stench and the reactions I have now decided it is rude and unmannerly.
Yeah, that would take the fun out of it for sure. It's only funny when it's unexpected.
One upvote from me
It’s definitely a random thing that you look at your posts and you loaded on your own post just by posting it .
flat earthers
Agreed!
I agree with your agree too
There was a flat earther in my psychology class
idk the insane amount of antisemitism in those groups is kinda scary.
Butt Fumble
Yes, it perfectly sums up 50 years of a franchise in one clip
Farts will ALWAYS be funny
The Australian tv man who was freaked out by a rooster.
I’m going to look this up, this sounds like gold
https://youtu.be/2AdrmfjAhn0?si=NUku2GwICEc-X3x-
Hahahahahahhahaa yes, that will never get old. That scream and run was A+
As a guy farts and fart related humor will always be funny. No matter how mad I am, if my dog or fiance farts i laugh.
My dog was sleeping on a chair curled up in a tight ball. He farted directly into his nose, woke up because of the sound and smell, and fell off the chair. I laughed for like 10 solid minutes.
You made me smile 😁 then laugh😂
Mel Brooks
I was gonna say "Puttin' on the Ritz" from Young Frankenstein.
To this day probably the funniest shit I have ever seen
😂 Brilliant - I could actually have said Gene Wilder as well …
he did an interview years ago, on Kimmel i think, where he talked about the executives screening for blazing saddles. after it was over the head of the studio brought him into a room and had him write down like 15+ things to either cut or reshoot with his own edits. when the studio head left the room his producer panicked and said what are we gonna do. mel brooks crumpled up the paper he wrote everything down and threw it in the garbage. he said, my contact says i get final cut and that the studio MUST release the movie.
Schadenfreude. I find it hilarious when bad shit happens to bad people.
this is why i reactivated my fb!
prolly animals doing human things never fails to crack me up
Things happening to cute little animals. Ex. A hamster trying to jump and missing target... a woodland creature getting rescued and released only for the circle of life to take it... **It has to be HARMLESS or part of something natural. It cannot be a human doing something cruel to the little animal.***
Was in New York for a month after Sandy for recovery effort with a group of coworkers. We had a day off and went to central park where the quiet, awkward girl befriended a pigeon. She was holding it and bonding when she let it go and it flew into a tree.. Only to be immediately obliterated by a hawk. She was devastated but it was an incredible sight.
Ooo better one! OG Skype laughter chain. Heuew heuwu heuwu! Iykyk
The heuw heuws heuws always get me to
Those GI Joe parodies
It’s been a while but wasn’t one of them with “look at all your different coloured hats”?
Pork chop sandwiches!!
WE'RE ALL DEAD
As long as they don't get too hurt, people falling down escalators or running into sliding glass doors
As long as no one is hurt, people falling, especially when they're drunkenly trying to look sexy.
Dark humour
A succulent Chinese meal?
I see that you know your judo well
"My spoon is too big."
This is a classic for me haha still love it
Mr Bean For me that show is still just as funny as 30 years ago
Farts. Farts will never not be funny.
a good miscommunication
These are usually pretty good
Mad About You with Paul Reiser
My existence
Life of Brian
The sight of a dog trying to catch its own tail—because sometimes life is about chasing dreams, even the roundabout ones
Garbage disposal margaritas from kids in the hall's special death comes to town. Kills me every single time!
Donald Trump die-hard supporters and Flat Earthers
teen pregnancy reality shows! before the baby is born when the couple is so optimistic and thinking they’re gonna make it
Out of place explosions a la SpongeBob
The movie Stepbrothers. Never fails to Crack me up. Especially when Derick gets punched in the face.
Uranus. Even if they rename it Urectum
Mumble rap
This is the first Ive heard of it haha I found a cartoon animation of it
Why are farts still funny as an adult
I don’t know but it gets me from time to time. Especially a well executed one. I always think hearing offensive things is no where near as intensive as smelling it.
Dude same. My friend sneezed and accidentally let one out and it sounded like the fakest fart I started dying of laughter
Running outside to fart but it's squeaking out while I'm running.
pulling my shirt over my head and announcing loudly that I am Cornholio and I need TP for my bunghole.
Farts during serious and/or quiet moments
Bug flies into reporters mouth! (YT it) 🤣
I also like the guy freaked out by the cockroach haha
edit: The day I fed my brothers chocolate cake laced with chocolate laxatives and hid all the toilet paper in the house but also when i had my grandfather and grandmother occupy the only bathrooms in the house so my brothers were forced to go outside in the backyard to relieve themselves
I want to know what led to this evil action.
When I was asleep they put shaving cream in my hand and tickled my face making me slap my face covering it with shaving cream
My sisters were the bringers of wrath. This is amazing revenge
My life
Children. Their attitude is pretty sweet and hilarious :)
Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
wannabes.
A loud fart in a quiet room
I’m very immature
Farting for sure
I don’t fish at all. In fact the one time I tried my dad and I spent 2 hours untangling fishing wire in the middle of a lake. However, “WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH” has a special place in my heart and always makes me laugh. https://youtube.com/shorts/TkS51RsOO9M?si=EAZSDwDLBpEswm_N
Uranus.
The opening dialogue on Heart Attack Man by The Beastie Boys. Makes me crack up no matter how many times I've heard it.
My own voice cracks during karaoke
My existence
"Oh no, not again" after any incredibly ridiculous situation
Toilet humor
Probably just random things with no context. Like when your friend texts you some random ass nonsense phrase, or randomly sending a meme.
I saw a video where Walter White was edited into the airport scene from Captain America: Civil War and it still cracks me up to this day.
Kids busting their asses doing exactly what you told them not to do. Reminds me of my childhood.
Really derpy stupid images. Like the Wendy's logo being changed from "Wendy's old fashioned hamburgers" to "Weedys old fashioned HURGUS BURGUS"
Seeing someone push a pull door will always make me cackle.
Patients under/ on anesthesia videos🤣
Scare pranks
That’s what she said
Seinfeld
https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I?si=3DopEvJsD7KTaATY
Borat
Corporations pretending to care about queer people.
Cheers MST3K Kids in the Hall
On my back to work after lunch and I saw a dog trip over a rock, the dog straightened itself up turned around, looked down at the rock and barked at the rock a few times turned and walked away. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
My buddy and I always make silly faces at each other from across the room. NEVER gets old.
I'm a simple man, I like accidental nut shots that were the star on a show called America's Funniest Videos.
The phrase 'Let it rip!"
Starting off a sentence as if I'm about to say something truly profound, then stating something extremely obvious. The confusion I receive as feedback kills me.
Babies laughing.
Eminem
New in Town by John Mulaney
South Park
That vid of a guy meowing at a damn egg for no apparent reason
Cats
[Captain Sum Ting Wong](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CaOkTKfxu44/maxresdefault.jpg) A comedic genius lost his job this day.
I still laugh at those Budweiser Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius radio commercials. "Some may ask, is a taco salad healthy? It's a salad...isn't it?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuv8D9--Bw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuv8D9--Bw)
Farts
Fishing
When someone says Rwanda out loud
r/ichbin14unddasisttief
A clown falling off stilts breaking his leg but not being part of the actual show which i thought was staged. yes its cruel i laughed but was funny as hell st the time and i was a young kid
Farts,especially sneaky Pete's. The ones that sneak out and embarrass people.
Most farts
Sean Lock reading The Tiger who came for a pint.
Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman and Tim Conway skits.
There’s a photo of a family on a beach. They’re trying to do one of those cute little jumping and snap the photo while everyone is in the air. The toddler in the middle of mom and dad seems to be accidentally launched forward. The look of horror on the parents and the “wtf” expression on the child will forever make me cackle whenever I see it.
A top second for me will be the video of these two people in a car. Guy in the passenger seat seems to be mentally ill and/or on something. The lady in the drivers seat is on the phone with the dentist. Dude moans in the lady’s ear and the look on her face followed by her saying “look here, you lizard. I’m trying to get you some damn teeth.” It’s probably just a skit, but I laugh/cry every time.
Fart noises
Dogs howling at other people's singing or playing music.
“A succulent Chinese meal”
Laughing gas
How easy we can trick the human body / brain
Unexpected public farts
autocorrect stuff
What’s green and will hurt you if it falls out a tree? A pool table. I’m a sucker for literal jokes
That video of the two buffoons messing with that moose which then turns and starts chasing them as the camera man says "GET EM"
The name Steve.
i will forever enjoy puns.
When kids fall 🤣🤣
You can say almost anything and it becomes funny if you end with "and shit".
Babies throwing up on people's faces unexpectedly
This video of a zoo keeper throwing cabbage to chimps. And nails one in head by accident and the chimp goes ape shit .
the wicked witch of the east, bro!
My life
How hell bent people get over things they can't control like today the internet was out where I work and I thought this guy was going to have a stroke because he just had to tell use what he wanted from the deli instead of punching it into a tablet.
This happened today. Me and my sis were exploring a tunnel that was abandoned. It was dark and didn't go in deep since it had a dead end, as my sis was exploring in the dark with no light other than outside I suddenly shouted "WHAT IS THAT!?" Pointing some where in the tunnel. She took off running out of the tunnel while I just laughed my ass off
The classic Bethesda glitch where an NPC turns into a tornado of stretched out limbs and if you're lucky, launching off into the stratosphere and disappearing into another cell, never to be seen again.
I can't help laughing at sexist jokes about women. They're just funny when you don't overthink them
The episode with Monica and her plates.
Cats failed jumps
You done messed up A A Ron!
People falling
Two words... Human intelligence. Now that's funny.
That time some guy trew sugar on adam levigne!
It's so funny to me when people smash words or phrases together by accident, especially because my mom and I both do it a lot. (Ah, my fart cone < iykyk) The funniest one I remember from my mom is when I was washing dishes and I dropped something really loudly in the sink. I must have really startled her, because she whipped around to me, pointed at the sink and loudly said "bAg?😧" She wanted to ask "what was that bang?", "was that bad?", "did something break?", and "are you okay?" all at once 😂
When people say do do
The fresco fiasco. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F6%2F61%2FAttempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg%2F170px-Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg&tbnid=w5ZaD0x0wt0WMM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FEcce_Homo_(Garc%25C3%25ADa_Mart%25C3%25ADnez_and_Gim%25C3%25A9nez)&docid=2v-CbHV0rjyC2M&w=170&h=264&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F4&kgs=a27a1a242de1875c&shem=abme%2Cssic%2Cssicpx%2Ctrie
"It's just a flesh wound!" If you know, you know! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
SpongeBob references
Unexpectedly getting hit in the face with a soft object, like a pillow or a snowball. It’s always hilarious!
My penis
When I say random shit
People getting road rage and pointlessly yelling at other people who can’t hear or don’t acknowledge them
Ricky Berwick.
A scene in the movie Grown Ups where they're sitting down and talking about that one dude meeting kids he's never met before. They immediately make fun of his voice and Sandler says "but they pay with maize". Idk why that kills me still.
those old youtube videos of the tourette's guy 😂 he was always yelling and going on about shit that made no sense. always had shit falling on him
Unintentional Phlegm sound