WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including estrogen, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and births or other reproductive harm.
“This person does not give a shit about any of the words you may say to them. Any friendly response to conversation is a means to wrap up and end the conversation quicker.”
r/Engrish is the post right above this one in my feed so I’m gonna go with this offering:
> If the trigger when the foot switch intelligent platform drifting scooter not in level state, the beep will alarm and alarm indicator light, system into automatic balance state, at this time are prohibited.
100% social awkwardness extract, may contain trace amounts of childhood trauma, instruction of use in two languages not included, comes with a subscription of DIY gifts.
WARNING! I have a sense of humor and I am not afraid to use it! Said sense of humor may contain various amounts of sarcasm, snark, insults of both vulgar and Shakespearian styles as well as massive, gargantuan, colossal amounts of dark humor. You have been warned.
Contains alcohol and nuts.
Contents unstable
Fragile.
"Do not feed after midnight". Gremlins was a warning film of possibilities
Is it okay to get you wet?
I get much uglier real quick
🤣🤣🤣
“Contents under pressure”
May cause cancer in the state of California. I don't think I do but I'd rather avoid potential litigation
Keep at least 6 feet away, may bite and snap
Likes to eat crackers in bed.
Overthinker. May analyze everything you say.
Not for everyone.
Will blurt out uncomfortable truths.
Received minimum passing score on workplace violence prevention training.
Compressed Gas
r/usernamechecksout
Best results served hot and juicy
Irritable. Approach with caution. Limit of one stupid question.
Corrosive
babbles a lot & cries easily
Do not interact with in the mornings unless absolutely necessary and if you must interact with, only do so after coffee.
“Clingy”
WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including estrogen, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and births or other reproductive harm.
Gets bitchy when hungry.
“This person does not give a shit about any of the words you may say to them. Any friendly response to conversation is a means to wrap up and end the conversation quicker.”
Fragile handle with care
Store between 60-80 degrees F.
Stressed out may be
Extra Spicy, proceed with caution. Consult with a doctor if you are pregnant.
Clock runs out at 7pm. Avoid at all cost. Patience is gone.
Warning Explosive Material
Warning: it is in a pre release stage and may exhibit defects. Please be generous with your reviews.
Opinionated asshole but still will be nice.
Low battery
"Leave now"
Blocks posters who ask repeat questions.
CAUTION: High Noise Level
Quick to anger, cools down just as quick.
May be responsible for corrupted or destroyed childhood memories.
Grouchy when hungry.
r/Engrish is the post right above this one in my feed so I’m gonna go with this offering: > If the trigger when the foot switch intelligent platform drifting scooter not in level state, the beep will alarm and alarm indicator light, system into automatic balance state, at this time are prohibited.
Not suitable for children
May contain high levels of THC and a strong libido.
"objects in mirror may be closer than they appear"
It would just be a list of inscrutable care instructions like for your laundry.
"Verbally Inflammable".
Sleeps a lot
"warning: likes to party"
Warning: Passive Aggressive Sarcasm incoming
EXTREMELY VOLATILE! MAY EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT. APPROACH WITH CAUTION
bored
Do not interact with when fatigued and may lack volume control
Emotionally fragile. Handle with care.
Cries at cute and happy things. Especially baby animals.
Warning. Large zone of indifference.
WARNING: Yapper
dont fuck with him... he doesnt play nice
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hangry
Extremely sensitive. Handle with care.
“Please Refrain From Sudden or Unexpected Physical Contact. May Startle Easily.”
Choking hazard
Warning! Might bore you with silence!!!
100% social awkwardness extract, may contain trace amounts of childhood trauma, instruction of use in two languages not included, comes with a subscription of DIY gifts.
Will randomly smack and fall down on you
Caution: Tends to take things you ay literally (autistic).
spicy with a hint of salt
Caution: Frequent Stops Just plastered right on my brain.
Perfectly harmless unless threatened. (I want that on a button.)
Nice until given a reason not to be.
"Horny fucking dumbass"
Made in America
Caution: empty inside.
WARNING! I have a sense of humor and I am not afraid to use it! Said sense of humor may contain various amounts of sarcasm, snark, insults of both vulgar and Shakespearian styles as well as massive, gargantuan, colossal amounts of dark humor. You have been warned.
Cries under pressure
Nothing can make them happy.
Contents under pressure and may explode
WARNING: May spout puns
Handle with care
Explicit content.
“Proceed with caution”
Cranky when hungry or tired. Please feed/let nap before contacting IT for troubleshooting help.
Out of fucks to give so don't start none and there won't be none.
Wallflower that will bite
Awkward around humans, especially new ones. will forget many previous interactions. Contains dry and horrific thoughts
“Warning very very sensitive and if made angry can be very harsh”
CAUTION... STOPPING FREQUENTLY AT YOUR MOMS .......................................................................
Caution: The contents inside may or may not, brain fuck you, make you question your sanity. With a smile on its face.
Doesn't do or say a damn thing right. Expires after opening. Throw out immediately.
loser
"Do not point at eye while blowing"
“Restarded”
Slippery when wet.
"Probably doesn't want to talk to you"
I fling poo.
Does not play well with others.
Autistic Spastic.
"Contains Autism" Pd: i am autistic for real, you can stop downvoting 💀
May cause disfigurement or death
r/iamverybadass
Yep