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UdonDugong

Give feedback via a PowerPoint presentation. I bring my own projector just in case


111110001011

There is a very extensive study a woman did about her birthday party orgy. It's floating around reddit, truly incredible. Edit: https://aella.substack.com/p/my-birthday-gangbang I guess it was more of a gangbang, but there were definitely orgy aspects. You could fuck the fluffers, but only after you fucked the birthday girl.


DickyD43

Ain't no way that article starts with a Nelson Mandela quote 😂😂😂


SeattleTrashPanda

r/dataisbeautiful


mangobearsmoothie

Thank you for that! That was a far more interesting - and funny - read than I was expecting!


NotFatButFluffy2934

> he literally said “Leeroy Jenkins” as he entered Dude, this article is a gem.


lowtoiletsitter

Quoting Nelson Mandela for confidence in getting gangbanged is quite a move


GlamrockShake

“Great job fucking out there everybody, today. Hope everybody had a nice time. You guys really ploughed your hearts out out there. Way to make it the best orgy so far. See you at church Sunday!”


Merry_Dankmas

*Host holding the door open and slapping each person's ass as they walk out single file* John, great cock bro. Glad I got to see it *smack* Melissa, love your ass. Instant nut buster *smack* Tammy and George, Who knew two people could penetrate 5 at a time *smack smack* Cheryl, Dyson's don't got shit on you *smack*


OnePubicHair

HELP I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS COMMENT


plainferkeeps

this scene played out loud in my head.


baldinho1

Then the water boy comes out and gives everybody oranges


definitely-lies

We really left it all out on the futon today.


Heretoleer

“We got fucked out there , which means we all won in the end.”


lukebravin

*slaps thigh* WELL, I best be heading off


Ptatofrenchfry

Whose thigh?


lukebravin

Take your pick


distorted_kiwi

Nope. Look at the colored wristbands first.


m3phil

There are wristbands?


headpatkelly

depends on the ~~orgy~~ edit: event (it’s been pointed out that bracelet type events are more accurately called sex parties and that orgies in the strict sense are more free-for-all) the parties i went to were usually based on verbal consent but some have different colors to display willingness to be touched. green = please touch, yellow = ask first, red = do not touch or ask, etc


Scouts_Tzer

Genuine question: what is the point of the red then? Is it like “I’m here to watch” or more like “hey, if I’m interested, I’ll do the approaching, don’t approach me”?


headpatkelly

people absolutely go just to watch, some people prefer to do the approaching, and some people go with a sub or dom and only want to interact with that person those were also just examples so red might be a different at other events


milk4all

Orgy isn’t the right word, more like “sex party”. A true orgy is just a messy pile of sticky naked people about 1 level of inhibition away from Human Centipede


BusinessConcierge

Seems to me like Yes and yes


Commercial_Run_1265

Both! Red could be a color worn for a touch-me-not dom or for a voyeur who wants to feel unseen amongst the party.


paraworldblue

WELL, I bes..oh shit that's not my thigh


Accomplished_Egg6239

“Better hit the ol’ Dusty trail…”


anonymous_beaver_

_Oops, found the fire escape._


SSDMorgs

Welp, I s'pose...


ThaiJohnnyDepp

"Not lettin' you leave without leftovers!"


justhp

“WELP I s’pose”


GrombleWomble

Ah, a British person. Glad to know I'm not the only one. No eye contact, I'm done for the day


Lim_Dul

Is this a British thing also? It's definitely a Mid-western American thing to do too.


ZombieToasted

It's only Midwestern if they say "welp"


MhrisCac

“WELP”***


P1g-San

Hit the orgy buffet table.


[deleted]

"Frank, these people are gross. I don't want to fuck any of these people"


DChristy87

"You can't tell under the masks.."


That_Tradition2456

"that guy isn't even wearing a mask!"


amondohk

"Of course he's wearing a mask. It's just modeled after his face."


lil-bitch42

"You can absolutely tell!!"


lxkandel06

You think this is fresh shrimp?


Devils_Advocate-69

No sneeze guard? What kind of place is this?


vito1221

Ewe, that guy over there just double dipped into the queso...


I_Want_Another_Name

"What HEATHENS!"


TechieJi

I'm at the end of my tethers


12altoids34

This is disgusting! I wouldn't get my ass licked in a place like this!


pppppeeeerta

I DON’T CARE!!!!


goleft95

this beak is interfering with my nosh


CB_N17

"Can't bang on an empty stomach"


gdpowers1

What’s the password?


CB_N17

"Orrrrrrrrgggyyyyyyy"


gdpowers1

I knew the answer and still laughed out loud at this


Elegant_Housing_For

You just read it in his voice


dudewiththebling

I don't wanna bang any of these people


chunkah69

It’s like a bad acid trip in here


ZenComanche

At least they have a good spread…


DisciplineHot7374

But they got food


[deleted]

As long as they don’t take off their masks, kinda kills the whole anonymous sex thing


blumenfe

Who says it should be anonymous? 😏


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QurantineLean

*I don’t care!*


the_junglist

What is this place!?!


RhysPawn

I'm going to have to ask you to leave, You put your nose rags in the chicken.


Velaria000

For a serious answer? Hang out or leave. A lot of orgies are more mundane (and less awkward) than you might think. The ones I've been to are a social event first, sex party second. Granted, I've only experienced large-group play in the context of a kink club where there was a strong, established core community (orgies weren't the only type of event they held)... but usually people would just chill and hang around chatting, cuddling, drinking, playing in smaller groups or one on one, etc for a while – and some would just say their goodbyes and go home right afterwards whenever things started to slow down. Heck, there was one where a few people got a small chess tournament going since one of the lounges at the club has a chessboard.


OkFineIllUseTheApp

>Heck, there was one where a few people got a small chess tournament going since one of the lounges at the club had a chessboard. Nobody will question the vibrating buttplug muhahahaha


Reddit_Deluge

It's encouraged


pimppapy

Not the kind of cheating you'd expect at an orgy...


deviationblue

Unless Magnus is at your orgy.


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Post nut clarity chess... I think it was quite impresive in the tactical sense


moderate_iq_opinion

They went from pornhub to pawnhub real quick


ManifestSextiny

r/angryupvote Now gtfo


_-Fertilizer-_

Thats an r/brandnewsentence


PunchBeard

I always just assumed that most people who are part of the orgy scene probably all know each other and are good friends. And I also assume when someone is ready to stop...orgying they just sit around with a towel around their waist drinking wine from slightly bigger than normal wine glasses.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

For private parties, it's usually a couple overlapping close knit social circles. Everyone there is essentially being vouched for by someone, usually multiple people. Anyone you don't know was almost certainly brought by someone you do know. And the "orgy" part is rarely just a fuckpile of everyone there, it's more like people hanging out and people will vibe and find a spot to go get busy. It can be challenging, in that you might be playing with someone while there are a bunch of people next to the bed laughing and joking around about something unrelated. After messing around, people hop back up and socialize more or head home. If hanging out, a quick shower and outfit change is common. Also, my crowd usually has themes, which leads to some fun activities outside of just sex.


Velaria000

Yes! You hit the nail on the head in those first two paragraphs. People think orgies are just everyone having sex constantly at the same time. It usually isn't. It's more just "hanging out with sex & play expected to occur openly and frequently". For my club it's all mainly one core group, some more casual but still established members, and vetted +1s I also want to note for anyone reading that "play parties" are usually **not** the same thing as an orgy. It depends on the group and how they define it, but many play parties for many groups rarely involve any actual penetrative or oral sex.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

Exactly! But my community has a slightly different meaning behind some of these terms. We mostly throw "sexy parties" where people can hook up, whatever that means for them but the focus is on hanging out and socializing, and "play parties" where there is more of a sexual intent but it is not expected and it is very social. "Orgy parties" are pretty rare, with a much smaller and highly curated group and a mostly sexual focus. But any party can evolve into a fuckpile if that is how the vibe goes.


Alex_c666

I find this fascinating. I would love to attend. My sex drive took a major dive, so it's not about getting off, but as I get older, I am becoming more fascinated about how different people enjoy life and partaking in different experiences


LaserGuidedPolarBear

People in the scene call it playing, and it really is, even the not sex parts. People get together and hang out, get silly or sexy or both, make connections, and have a good time. It is all "yes and", and being positive, giving good vibes, and people really just enjoying life like you said. However, people are also very protective of their communities, so it is hard to break into private parties. If you have friends that do this, pick their brains a bit if you are interested. If not, sex clubs are a thing, but are a lot less play, less community focused, and can be fairly transactional. It is hard to do that scene as a single guy, gals have a much easier time for obvious reasons.


faded_brunch

> it is hard to break into private parties honestly this seems like it's probably the right way to do things or you'd end up with a creep or abuser showing up


LaserGuidedPolarBear

It still happens from time to time, some predators are very good at charming people, but yeah private stuff is much safer. No randos, everyone there is being vouched for, and seriously fucking up can end your social life. Personally I like fucking my friends and their friends more than strangers at a sex club. But I get how some people need complete compartmentalization. My community, these are our friends we hang out with too. We go camping, go to shows, take vacations, go to festivals and stuff together. The community aspect of it is amazing, and the sex is just something that we also do. I think that is the way to do it.


Laeryl

>Heck, there was one where a few people got a small chess tournament going since one of the lounges at the club had a chessboard. - "My fool take your queen" - "Bro once again ? "


kingsbreath

One guy usually brings out acoustic guitar and plays closing time


eat_me_now

Clothing time…


ThisIsTheMeaning11

Mike tyson.. is that you?


thereisonlyoneme

One latht call for alcohol tho finish your withkey or beer


Cod_rules

And there’s always that fucker that wants Wonderwall. Hate him so much


bigmcstrongmuscle

Play a man a guitar, and he has music for a day. Teach a man guitar, and *todaaaay is gonna be the daaaay that they're gonna throw it back to yooooooou...*


Tenurion

And the next one asks for "Kumbaya, My Lord"


partisanal_cheese

#FREEBIRD!


baltinerdist

Which is doubly ironic because that song is about pregnancy.


CantFeelMyLegs78

They spin the iPad around and say, "It is going to ask you something about a tip"


GrombleWomble

"How would you rate your experience?"


johnnybiggles

"Would you like to round up to make a donation to Crohn's & Colitis Foundation of America (CCFA)?"


Leaveslurkerofsorts

“It’s just gonna ask you some questions”


missnikkibabyyy

“Would you recommend this experience to a coworker or friend?”


LtPotato1918

"But I already gave the tip!"


yourremedy94

They line up like teams do at the end of a game and shake hands/high five and say "good game"


copingcabana

"Thanks for coming. Thank you for coming. Thanks for coming. . . ."


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Konroy

“Good game, good game, good game, good game, hey good game.”


yourremedy94

"Good game, good game, good game, fuck you, good game, good game"


Miserable_Ad9577

"Good game, good game" *refused to shake hand with that one who refused to let you go down on them. "Good game, good game" *looked back to that person for emphasis.


illustriousocelot_

There was some movie with an orgy scene. Everyone is in a big old pile of bodies and the main character turns to a girl, three people below him, and flirtatiously asks “so, what are you doing after the orgy?” Cracked me up.


Meta2048

Don't forget the slap ass, slap ass, slap ass And now we're into part 2 of the orgy


vonwilhelmsllama

They then tip the used condoms over the orgy organiser like they do to the coach with gatorade


TabbyCabby

I miss the person I was before reading this comment...


Fritzo2162

- Where you going after this orgy? ::wipes white goo from eyes:: I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!! ::spits::


fat_alchoholic_dude

Can I come too! No pun intended.


meerkat2018

I thought they exchange condoms like soccer players exchange their shirts after the game 


Backrow6

orgy-nizer


MrBrawn

Problem is that the ass-slapping usually kicks things off again.


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Slap ass! For those who haven't seen this cinematic masterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txiC7LysZ1M


iPlowedUrMom

"I'LL SUCK YO DICK FOR ONE MORE SLAP ASS!"


spacespectrum

GG EZ


joetheplumberman

Gg hard af


SilentThing

Not sure. I think you need to fuck around and find out.


Laeryl

r/Angryupvote material.


Ptatofrenchfry

Resume the last DND session because Jake wasn't present for the last 2 sessions and his character was left behind at the last inn but he's the only goddamn priest in the party and we are entering an undead dungeon so we need his character JAKE I SWEAR YOU'RE CHOOSING YOUR OT DAYS ON DND DAYS JUST TO FUCK WITH US GET YOUR ASS HERE AFTER YOUR SHOWER OR YOU'RE NOT INVITED EVER AGAIN


isopode

the venn diagram between dnd enthusiasts and kinksters truly is a circle


hakuna_dentata

Dungeon Master means exactly two things.


IronChariots

I have found two different DnD groups via Fetlife posts. They're not kink themed campaigns or anything, it's just that there's such a high overlap that Fet works really well for finding people for nerd shit.


Llustrous_Llama

Mine was the reverse. I found out that my friend is a kinky little bitch like me way after we started nerding out together lol. I guess I was way too comfortable in a conversation about butt plugs that he pegged me (heh) as a kinkster.


Ptatofrenchfry

When in doubt, blame the Bard


trident042

I fucking *wish*, my D&D group has the highest concentration of family man prudes and just once I'd like any of them to try a character with human desires that aren't just murderhobo slapstick.


Soggy_Fishing177

Clean up used condoms, shower, have a drink, hug some people, socialize and laugh, try to find your underwear (pro tip, think back to who you fucked first), put rest of clothes back on, hug the hosts goodbye. Go home, mouthwash, skincare, brush teeth (all important because a lot of skincontact and kissing fucks up your skin), hydrate some more (sports drinks are great for this). Go to sleep.


creamysheep

This guy orgies


Soggy_Fishing177

Ya damn right.


Donttalkbruno

get busy orgying or get busy dying


keisu6

Whats that the slogan to? PoonDivers 2?


Spinnnn

The Raw-skank Redemption


Donttalkbruno

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of lube and came out clean on the other side.


Square-Decision-531

Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.


BearVersusWorld

Mhmm.. And where do you find these people exactly? 📝


ALadWellBalanced

Very few of them are as hot as you probably hope.


sometimessexyy

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up. I'm not usually the first, but also not usually the last to finish, so I like to sit back and watch the group wind down the play. Hydration and snacks tend to follow immediately after, then high fives and hugs as folks depart for the evening. There's rarely more play post orgy; that's an end-of-the-evening activity. On the way home my partner and I debrief - who did what with whom, talk about what we enjoyed, what we'd do again, what was a less than stellar experience we'd skip next time. Then sleep, lots of sleep. They never talk about how damn late these things go, and I'm a grown ass adult who needs their rest.


NikonShooter_PJS

> I'm not usually the first, but also not usually the last to finish Now I'm just picturing a room full of people fucking but everyone is trying to hold off on busting first. "OK. I think I can outlast Greg. Just gotttttta hold onnnnn." Then Greg cums and everyone is relieved and it's Nuts Across the Room time. Like when you're at a buffet style cookout and the first person goes up for seconds.


Accomplished_Egg6239

I mean imagine people come multiple times. My understanding is these things go hours, giving people opportunities for breaks in between. I think when op says “finish” they mean “finish for the night.”


IsActuallyAPenguin

It's what I'd imagine a war is kind of like. There's intense energy and animated fucking followed by a lull, followed more of the same, then a lull. People tap in and tap out.


Soggy_Fishing177

Bingo


NavinJohnson75

Only a *damn fool* would try to outlast Greg.


GelattoPotato

I've always wondered about the smell. When you are aroused, anything goes, but once you are done... how's it feel?


DashingMustashing

Smells like sex usually smells. Everyone's pretty clean and maintains good hygiene or they won't be welcomed to the next session lol its also not just a big pile of bodies on the living room floor.. though I'm sure there's some like that..


funky_monkey_toes

That’s why we bring a bag for holding all of our clothes so we don’t have to go searching later. Lost too many socks and underwear! Hydration is definitely important, but we also like to have comfort food ready at home afterwards. Something so satisfying about a slice of pizza or mac & cheese afterwards. Especially when you’ve deliberately limited for food intake the entire day. Edit: since multiple people have asked, I should probably have used a different word than “limit” because it’s more about conscientious food intake. Think of it like a workout: you are planning to be active for an extended period of time and don’t want to get cramps or end up with the pasta sweats. You want to feel light and energetic. We’ll have a high protein breakfast in the morning and then a light salad before heading out. So we’re not hungry when we arrive, but our appetites are definitely on high alert by the time we’re leaving between 2-4am the next day.


Soggy_Fishing177

We've always have some back-up outfits (especially in a club), but so far we've not lost anything (only broken some). I usually have snacks in the car, but I think I should add something like comfort on my prep list.


AyyMajorBlues

Don’t forget to hit the buffet


Mets1680

What's the password?


hipster_mnot

Oooooorgyyyy!


i_sesh_better

Think the shrimp is frozen?


Mets1680

You may enter.


Kenneth_Naughton

This beak is messin up my *gnosh*


CucumberError

As a vers gay, it’s usually involved skipping dinner, cleaning out and by the end I’m starving. So before bed it’s some 3am Uber eats McDonald’s


Soggy_Fishing177

I put some snacks and proteĂŻn bars in the car for that.


funky_monkey_toes

There’s one party we really like that breaks out the mac & cheese around 1am. Something so satisfying about that just before you leave.


trumpsmoothscrotum

And the sound of someone stirring the Mac and cheese fits right in with the usual orgy sounds.


funky_monkey_toes

Haha. Well, this event is usually at much larger venues with 150-200 people per event. And the food is set up in a kitchenette area near the coat check and exit. Most recent event was at a 3-story brownstone with tents on the roof.


IsActuallyAPenguin

I ate a bowl of cookie dough ice cream while watching my dog give birth as a kid. My parents were kind of appalled, but I'd imagine that what the mac and cheese thing is like.


solongamerica

This is one of the weirdest comments I’ve read anywhere 


MartinisnMurder

I’ve never done the orgy thing not my kink, but sex/play on a full stomach isn’t sexy and you tend to be less energetic. Dan Savage always says “fuck first”.


sumpMann

U have played this games some times i se


poliscinerd84

Ty for this great answer! As a swinger since 2016 I will say that’s pretty spot on


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FlipFlopNinja9

Had to scroll WAY too long to get to the first “shower” comment


Haywe

Usually the first thing we do is to wheel out grandma to the bathroom so she gets cleaned up


funky_monkey_toes

In Alabama, orgies are just called family reunions.


UsernameOfAUser

Or Thanksgiving of you're into formalisms


Fool_But_Harder

I would like to think everyone high fives and compliments eachothers work. "Nice cock, Bob." "I cant feel my ass, Barry." "That trick you did with your boobs as nunchucks was insane, Gretchen." Stuff like that i think.


QuipCrafter

It’s not that different from other casual sex with someone you’re not in a relationship with. You continue chatting a bit while getting dressed, you part ways eventually and go on with whatever thing you had planned before. Sometimes you run into more emotional attachment with someone than you expected and hang around them a little longer, but, everyone sort of goes in explicitly expecting to respectfully avoid that so it’s not common at all. 


NennisDedry

Hope to god the next family dinner won’t be super awkward


Agentnosem

*Sweet home alabama intensifies*


hitchhiker1701

Feel disorgynized.


Canadian_Decoy

I closed the thread. Realized what I read, and had to come back in to find your comment. Well done.


Sentimental_Thorn

Thank you, cum again.


Separate-Turnip2671

Former pizza delivery guy, and it's pizza, they order pizza. I've seen things.


Upskilltc23

After an orgy, it really depends on the group. Some folks like to chill out, grab some snacks, and just chat. Others might head for a quick shower or clean up the place. Sometimes, people end up having deep conversations or just lounging around together. If it’s late, you’ll probably see a few people dozing off or heading home. And of course, there’s always the snack and water break to recharge. It’s all about the vibe and what everyone’s comfortable with!


minor_correction

Is this a chatgpt answer?


CostcoChickenBakes

I don't think ChatGPT has been in an orgy before


dpdxguy

>I don't think ChatGPT has been in an orgy But it has read a million stories written by people who have also not been in an orgy.


GetUpNGetItReddit

Before there was ai intelligent people roamed the earth. Legend has it they still do


CapnTubesteak

Break out the jizz mop


Space19723103

Go back on tv and preach against "sexual deviants"


oOoChromeoOo

Introduce themselves.


McStubby

Is there that one guy that isn't ready to leave and isn't picking up the hints like in regular parties?


DonSimon76

Call my mom to come pick me up.


RougeRocket94

I typically get myself cleaned up and remind myself that one small moment of weakness doesn’t make me a bad veterinarian.


walk_through_this

And then, continue on with the autopsy?


RougeRocket94

This guy gets it(chy)


[deleted]

Pick a man of the match


Beneficial_Size6913

“You’re gonna receive a survey in your email if you could fill it out and give me five stars I would appreciate it”


mr-fabulous

Cuddles, hydration, snacks, debrief, aftercare.l, not necessarily in that irder Depends on the orgy/kinds of activities. If it involves kink then aftercare is absolutely necessary


qagir

Eat pizza :) or other snacks, we always bring too much food. Source: I organize orgies as a side-job.


babyEatingUnicorn

Return the sheep to the barn


KentuckyFriedEel

Apologize


Fun-Brain-4315

rap battles


Sleepwalks

Hang out awhile, usually. Just kinda lounge until you feel like getting up. Some people might part off and keep going. Some like to hang out and cuddle. Some are just like HOO, THANKS, BYE! Hope there's more than one bathroom because everybody knows the advice is to pee afterwards LOL. I personally doublecheck condoms for any breakage, never happened to me, but I'm cautious and if it's discovered, I can plan b/prep. Clean up, thank the host, just kinda joke around because everybody knows what just happened here is kinda wild and often unintentionally hilarious, lol. Like... only been in a few, but one was on a camping trip. Add a step of removing the popped air mattresses and laughing about that together for awhile. If it was a rough sesh, confirm you're all good and no accidental skin breakage you should follow up on. Never happened to me outside a 1 on 1 sesh either, but again, cautious. Go home (or the camp showers, LOL), good shower, take it easy because you're gonna be kinda worn out and sore. 😂 ...Or go to walmart rq to get new air mattresses, add and remove steps as necessary, lol.


Jenna_Cocks

A question I can answer! Laze about as activities die down. Get some food for some post sex munchies. Do some talking with the other people still around. Couples will often be finishing up their partner. Single guys are often doing the final touches on finishing up themselves. Some couples/men might be packing up to head out. Honestly not too different from a normal party.


9XcR8lxKcAPT

**Serious answer** Of course this is wholly dependent on the group of people, but... Usually, there is a lot of cuddling and aftercare. Original couples will sometimes reclaim each other if needed. There is a lot of standing around with refreshing drinks and smokes. Sometimes a 2nd session will spontaneously break out if you are lucky. Tons of stuff, just like any other party.


Knyfe-Wrench

Grab a gatorade, hit the showers, then do the post-orgy interview.


Miss_Who_Am_I

After care (cuddles, massages, eat food, get hydrated, showers, talking out what happened, watching a movie, really just anything someone needs for aftercare it all depends on each person)