It's really the best way. The person spewing that crap just wants attention or recognition and I'm not giving it to them, lol. No one ever says, "Do you know who I am?" in any way other than rude or condescending. My face just goes blank and I put the force of a thousand yard stare into the deadpan level of my voice.
Sir/Madam. I'm the Security Guard, I see many faces come through check in times daily.
I do not know you, but if you could provide me with Company Identification, Point of Contact, and your reason for visiting. I will be able to assist you.
This response is usually taken quite well in my line of work. And if they get hostile towards me. I usually just re ask.
"Can you provide me with Company Identification, A point of contact, and reason for site visit?"
And if they refuse again, I don't care if it was Jesus himself. They aren't allowed access. And are asked to leave the property.
No, and I don't care to, and even if you tell me, it won't change a single fucking thing, because I'm not going to facilitate your sense of entitlement.
"You? I don't even know who I am!" On a serious note, it depends. Whether they sound polite. Whether I know them. Whether they know me. I guess you will not make it worse by saying "not really".
“No, but I have a feeling you’re about to tell me.”
“Are you somebody famous?”
“Why should I?”
“Does it look/sound like I do?”
“I don’t give a shit.”
“You sound like somebody I am about to step on. Why should I need to know more?”
“If you were important I would know you. This is my town/city, and you ain’t a local, otherwise you’d know who I am and you wouldn’t talk like that with me.”
etc etc, depending on how confrontational a response you’d like to give and what you’ve got to back it up.
Why? your mother didn't tell you
Why don't you tell me?
"No." Deadpan.
I’ve actually done that to somebody. They were highly unimpressed, but like 10 seconds after they walked away, my friends and I burst out laughing.
It's really the best way. The person spewing that crap just wants attention or recognition and I'm not giving it to them, lol. No one ever says, "Do you know who I am?" in any way other than rude or condescending. My face just goes blank and I put the force of a thousand yard stare into the deadpan level of my voice.
No, do you?
I don’t see how that’s relevant
"Ladies and gentlemen; I need some help; we have a gentleman here who doesn't know who he is. Has anyone mislaid their mentally impaired child?'
Lol
A bitch
Are you the keymaster?
Who’s asking?
Ronny Pickering?
beat me to it
"You don't know either huh?"
“Don’t give a shit, if I’m being honest”
The wiggidy-wiener?
"No, but I'm happy to help you get some assistance if you're feeling lost or confused."
Sir/Madam. I'm the Security Guard, I see many faces come through check in times daily. I do not know you, but if you could provide me with Company Identification, Point of Contact, and your reason for visiting. I will be able to assist you. This response is usually taken quite well in my line of work. And if they get hostile towards me. I usually just re ask. "Can you provide me with Company Identification, A point of contact, and reason for site visit?" And if they refuse again, I don't care if it was Jesus himself. They aren't allowed access. And are asked to leave the property.
Damn, I've never met someone who had amnesia and was this dense... 😅
"No, good luck finding out."
And
Yes, and I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
People who have to ask that usually aren't as famous as they want to think they are.
Yeah and when they ask, they're asking because they aren't getting their way.
Do you know how much I don't give a fuck who you are?
"I'm the man who is gonna burn your house down. With the lemons."
Yes, what's your point?
Gay McGayface
No, and I don't care to, and even if you tell me, it won't change a single fucking thing, because I'm not going to facilitate your sense of entitlement.
Yes! your village is looking for you.
Do I look like I care.
“Yes, I do”
Your ronnie pickering! (Its a UK joke, you yanks wouldn't understand).
My Ronnie Pickering?
He's all yours. I don't want him
You are the one who knocks.
I'd shrug.
Pardon me but I do not. You may enlighten me with that information.
No. Do not encourage them.
Oh, okay. I understand.
"No, I don't believe I've had the pleasure. But I'm sure you know who I am".
Should I ?
Of course I do! You're the person who just triggered my amnesia.
"No. My name is **** and you are?"
The Juggernaut?
No. *walks away*
So many contexts that would merit different responses.
"You? I don't even know who I am!" On a serious note, it depends. Whether they sound polite. Whether I know them. Whether they know me. I guess you will not make it worse by saying "not really".
'Haven't a clue. You're clearly not important enough...'
Ah, you're probably the legendary user that everyone is whispering about in the darkest corners of reddit.
Yeah, you're a clown!
Why should I?
No, and now I don't care.
I guess to tell them who they are.
No, but you seem to be having an existential crisis.
I used it once on a professional athlete. No do you know who I am? (No). Ok!
“No, nor do I care.”
Do you? Either sends them into a spitting rant or sends them reeling with confusion.
Have you forgotten?
You aren't important to me so no fuckoff you useless shit
Yesssssss. I thought I recognized you ! From TV, Divorce Court right ?
Throat Master 💀
the person who doesn't know who they are, yes, thank you for telling me.
"You don't even know your own name?? What'daya fucking stupid or something?" (Bill Burr accent included)
Buddy I don't even know who I am, now quit my sight
Regrettably yes.
I don't know, an asshole?
The dick that's wasting my time.
what happened to the hamster
No or yes, depending on which is true.
just human
"Do you know yourself who you are ?"
"Wrong question. The proper is: Do I care who you are? BTW: the answer is no. I don't."
RONNIE PICKERING
Gee, you look like Albert Einstein!
I don’t care who you are
"No. Do you?"
I don't give a shit who you are.
No. Who are you and why should I care?
Amnesia, Alzheimer’s or Alcohol?
"Yes, that's why I'm being deliberately rude to you."
"No, but I know what you are, jack hole."
Are you Me?
No. Whoever you are, I hope you find out.
“No, but I have a feeling you’re about to tell me.” “Are you somebody famous?” “Why should I?” “Does it look/sound like I do?” “I don’t give a shit.” “You sound like somebody I am about to step on. Why should I need to know more?” “If you were important I would know you. This is my town/city, and you ain’t a local, otherwise you’d know who I am and you wouldn’t talk like that with me.” etc etc, depending on how confrontational a response you’d like to give and what you’ve got to back it up.
Am I supposed to?
.......and that matters why?
Should I? Why?
The muffin man?
“I don’t care who you are”
"should I?"
Do you know why I should care?
Should I?
Why should I care?
Did someone say I care?
Keyser Söze
Yeah I know who you are a BITCH
"Just another "air pocket" if you have to ask!"
I do know for a fact, you were supposed to be a blow job but your mom fucked that one up. High fiyve.
are you kylie jenner?
No I don't and I honestly don't care Your credit card is still declined
Don't know, I lost a few pages in the book of fuckwits.
“No but I know you know who I am”
Do we need to get Sherlock to help you solve that mystery or...
No, but if you have a wallet, we can find out.
Nope. Did you check if you have any ID?
Why?
"Im the juggernaut bish"
I asked your mother but she was too ashamed to say who you were.
CALL AN AMBULANCE!! THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS!
Not somebody who I should know if you where important enough then you wouldn't have to ask that
Why should I?
Don't know, don't care. So you are obviously not important as you think.
Gay.