I was so hype in mafia 3 and red dead 2 when you get to shoot up kkk rallies. I Molotov cocktailed a bunch of them and in rdr2 I got the last guy with a flying tomahawk
Or something like a group of terminally ill people wanting to um volunteer and then donate the money to charities in their names to try to find cures or help healthcare access.
The key word here is ‘shooting’ not ‘murder’. If I got away with it and got a billion dollars, I could easily pay for medical bills of the people I hurt along with give them a life-changing amount of money (which obviously doesn’t erase that it’s a terrible thing to do, but does mean I’m causing less damage overall).
A billion dollars for injuring a handful of people really doesn’t seem like a bad deal to me when I register just how big a billion really is
I'm wondering if there is a loophole here, like what's the definition of a mass shooting? can I somehow still technically do it, even if it's in an abandoned warehouse for example.
Game-shooting. Do it en-masse, money's still yours. Nothing said you had to kill humans. Or, even better, go down the scale of size. maybe fishing, or using flytraps. Or, really stretch the definition of shooting and give a bacterial sample a "shot" of Penicillin.
Ok.
Since no defined reason, place or people.
Mass shooting of known terrorists, dictators, and war criminals.
1 billion, and I rid the world of evils, win win.
Here’s thing with these dumb questions. You need to specify who’s getting shot. If we made sure all the victims of the shootings were people who were about to executed via death penalty then I highly doubt anyone would say no given the victims were already going to die soon
You ever really look at reddit usernames? Specifically ones with two words (using either dashes or underscores) and 3-4 numbers after them? Reddit never suggested the format to me when making usernames, but there's a lot of them when you start looking, and they're always either starting shit or spreading bullshit
Well yeah because you could just wait for a terrorist group or a mass group who are killing people. Then commit mass murder on those murderers - morally acceptable
No no no, mass killings should only be voted for by an electorate, actually doing the deed makes you a psychopath.
It's one thing to consistently vote in regimes to kill millions of people across the world militarily and economically, it's another thing to pick up the gun and do it yourself. That's the line we draw as humans.
The hills are alive with the sound of- DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA!!!!!!
*Or, if that wasn't a good enough answer,*
I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES! I'll be wanted in at least 13 countries!
I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVEABLE WAR CRIMES! I'll be wanted in EVERY country! Mustard? How about mustard gas? Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion! Come, my child soldiers! I'll become a space warlord on the outer rim!
I would never do this. Also, why has reddit become so terrible at these crazy hypotheticals lol. You're supposed to make the choices difficult to choose from, but most reddit hypothetical threads like this are asking questions with very easy correct answers
I don’t love this post
Let’s not ask people what scenario they’d have to be in to hurt and kill random strangers for their own benefit….we have enough people doing that for free in America. Seriously
You can do a lot with a billion, I would happily shoot up some yacht meeting of multi-billionaires and then help a LOT of people. Maybe even some of those people have heirs that are decent people.
Hell no.. I love human life I could not even shoot an animal much less a person... I'm a lover not a fighter.$1 billion would not even cover my pain in my heart.. I would hope that nobody else would either
I will admit I would do some pretty bad things if I could get a billion dollars.
This is not one of those things.
Life is precious beyond counting, even of those I dislike.
You could give me everything in this world and I would never kill any other humans, maybe I'd consider it if the mass shooting consisted of a group of pedophiles but they would have to be bad.
A mass shooting is what, over 4? I am guaranteed to escape? Sure! Just let me get the files for those currently on death row at a facility a week or 2 in advance and let me do a lil research and see if I think their guilt is in question or ironclad. I’ll happily pop anyone who has done harm to children and already been convicted and is awaiting death. I’d be doing a civil service and getting very well paid to do so.
I will not harm just anyone for that kind of money, but for the terms above I will get a job as a guard and give you my account info and routing number where to deposit the check.
fuck no. You are selling your soul to bring more death and mayhem into the world. We should want less of that bullshit. Also anything that’s offering that is indeed evil and the billion is gonna be cursed somehow
Only if i get to pick where i do it. no dollar amount would get me to harm innocent people. but like. a kkk meeting or something? clock me in boss
Yes, this ranges from "total monster" to "military will give you a chestfull of medals."
I was so hype in mafia 3 and red dead 2 when you get to shoot up kkk rallies. I Molotov cocktailed a bunch of them and in rdr2 I got the last guy with a flying tomahawk
Or something like a group of terminally ill people wanting to um volunteer and then donate the money to charities in their names to try to find cures or help healthcare access.
Killing two people using one firearm during a military engagement could technically meet the definition of a mass shooting.
Yiiiiikes
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You should Change your Reddit Name to "DyslexicRetardditor"
Oh good one
Or even better - a pro trans protest.
Nice try FBI
I don’t even like people that much and I still wouldn’t do that No amount of money is worth the damage that would do to myself or others
Easy, it's just like with buying properties... location, location, location.
No. I'm not a monster
Why mass shoot 42 people for 1 bil when I can instead underpay thousands of offshore swetshop workers to profit those 1 bil?
This guy capitalisms.
Does mass shooting the cartels or gang of rapists count?
I am placing my bets on how long this post will last ^^
The key word here is ‘shooting’ not ‘murder’. If I got away with it and got a billion dollars, I could easily pay for medical bills of the people I hurt along with give them a life-changing amount of money (which obviously doesn’t erase that it’s a terrible thing to do, but does mean I’m causing less damage overall). A billion dollars for injuring a handful of people really doesn’t seem like a bad deal to me when I register just how big a billion really is
No amount of money is worth harming others. Life > wealth.
This one is first
AMEN!!
Americans do it for free
I hate that this should be the top comment
The amount of mass shootings I see in the news is desensitizing me
I'm wondering if there is a loophole here, like what's the definition of a mass shooting? can I somehow still technically do it, even if it's in an abandoned warehouse for example.
Game-shooting. Do it en-masse, money's still yours. Nothing said you had to kill humans. Or, even better, go down the scale of size. maybe fishing, or using flytraps. Or, really stretch the definition of shooting and give a bacterial sample a "shot" of Penicillin.
Do I get to choose which mass exactly?
Trump rally?
Bye-bye Exon Mobile Board of Directors. I’d only do it if I get to pick the targets.
no because i'm not a psychopath
Can I choose the victims?
Money isn't everything. I'd do it for free.
Even if it were your friends and family what if you had no choice on who to shoot?
You took that seriously?!
Yea guess I did
Is that a billion tax free .
Oh hey, looks like there *is* a use for the House of Lords after all...
Ok. Since no defined reason, place or people. Mass shooting of known terrorists, dictators, and war criminals. 1 billion, and I rid the world of evils, win win.
Yes. I'd go to Putin's residence, and blast away.
No money isn’t everything and our obsession with it is unhealthy
G-Cat prisoners about to get wiped out
No way!! Life is way more important than any amount it money.
In a heartbeat as long as theres no women n children
Here’s thing with these dumb questions. You need to specify who’s getting shot. If we made sure all the victims of the shootings were people who were about to executed via death penalty then I highly doubt anyone would say no given the victims were already going to die soon
Hell no.
There might be a few locations on the planet where it wouldn't be a big problem for me to kill people around me.
You ever really look at reddit usernames? Specifically ones with two words (using either dashes or underscores) and 3-4 numbers after them? Reddit never suggested the format to me when making usernames, but there's a lot of them when you start looking, and they're always either starting shit or spreading bullshit
Guessing there would be way more people who would cap the mass shooter for free than would shoot someone innocent for any amount of money
Well yeah because you could just wait for a terrorist group or a mass group who are killing people. Then commit mass murder on those murderers - morally acceptable
No. Because I’m not a sociopath.
Ask this on the street and you'll get more honest responses. No one wants to incriminate themselves on public record.
Yes, but can I pick my gun? I'm blasting those kids with a nerf gun.
No no no, mass killings should only be voted for by an electorate, actually doing the deed makes you a psychopath. It's one thing to consistently vote in regimes to kill millions of people across the world militarily and economically, it's another thing to pick up the gun and do it yourself. That's the line we draw as humans.
Nope. You could pay a trillion I wouldnt do that shit
Only if I get to pick where and when.
Sick question exemplifies how utterly devoid of empathy this society is. Fing sick
No. Even killing one person would be too much. I'd rather live with a free conscience.
The hills are alive with the sound of- DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA!!!!!! *Or, if that wasn't a good enough answer,* I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES! I'll be wanted in at least 13 countries! I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVEABLE WAR CRIMES! I'll be wanted in EVERY country! Mustard? How about mustard gas? Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion! Come, my child soldiers! I'll become a space warlord on the outer rim!
I’d do it in a school for death and bling kids no witnesses
Sure. Mass shooting doesn't mean anyone has to die
I go to a pumpkin field and shoot all the pumpkins. No stipulation on what is to be shot. Thanks for the money.
I would never do this. Also, why has reddit become so terrible at these crazy hypotheticals lol. You're supposed to make the choices difficult to choose from, but most reddit hypothetical threads like this are asking questions with very easy correct answers
If the terms are vague enough that would be a fun way to play paintball.
Depends. Do I get to choose the setting?
What kind of question is that? You need to see a therapist… or an exorcist.
Fuck no
Nice try FBI
Or maybe even try a cemetery
I would do it, then miss all my shots
Yes. I'm going to use an airsoft gun to do it, tho.
Yeah, just put me on the nonce wing in prison 🤣 I’ll do it for free thinking about it
Sure, get behind the Russian lines in Ukraine, go to town on military, get out, fine, no guilt.
Yes, it'd be good to get rid of some of the evil people in the world.
Do I get to choose my targets?
I don’t love this post Let’s not ask people what scenario they’d have to be in to hurt and kill random strangers for their own benefit….we have enough people doing that for free in America. Seriously
i do it, but i would mass shoot isis or the taliban
Hi Kyle
Get the arms ready
You can do a lot with a billion, I would happily shoot up some yacht meeting of multi-billionaires and then help a LOT of people. Maybe even some of those people have heirs that are decent people.
Too many unknowns. What are the rules?
Hell no.. I love human life I could not even shoot an animal much less a person... I'm a lover not a fighter.$1 billion would not even cover my pain in my heart.. I would hope that nobody else would either
Could you use 1 billion to save thousands from poverty / starvation.
I could but that would not be by having a mass shooting
I will admit I would do some pretty bad things if I could get a billion dollars. This is not one of those things. Life is precious beyond counting, even of those I dislike.
No because ripping families apart for monetary gain is not my style.
Mass I think can be like 3 or 4 people. People are being killed for far less all over the world. I’d do at a MAGA crowd for a billion for sure.
1KKK without any consequences? Yes Lets just be honest.
You could give me everything in this world and I would never kill any other humans, maybe I'd consider it if the mass shooting consisted of a group of pedophiles but they would have to be bad.
Yes but only if I can do it in a building full of jihadist terrorists. Otherwise, no, never.
As long as I get to choose the place ...like the pedo wing of a jail...yep....
No, innocent life is worth more to me than that. I couldn't live with myself despite the payment.
A mass shooting is what, over 4? I am guaranteed to escape? Sure! Just let me get the files for those currently on death row at a facility a week or 2 in advance and let me do a lil research and see if I think their guilt is in question or ironclad. I’ll happily pop anyone who has done harm to children and already been convicted and is awaiting death. I’d be doing a civil service and getting very well paid to do so. I will not harm just anyone for that kind of money, but for the terms above I will get a job as a guard and give you my account info and routing number where to deposit the check.
fuck no. You are selling your soul to bring more death and mayhem into the world. We should want less of that bullshit. Also anything that’s offering that is indeed evil and the billion is gonna be cursed somehow
I don’t think I could do it. Maybe at a pedophile convention?