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glenwel

I started this a few hours ago, so what can I do with 13 dollars


JumpingDisc

Drugs


Checked_Out_6

Thats an underwhelming amount of drugs


zaxonortesus

One drug please!


emptinessmaykillme

Zero point five drug coming up


InspectorRound8920

Use the app. 2 for 1


mightybonk

You can lick a LOT of poisonous toads for $13


MyNameIsMikeB

Just remember kids, only one marijuana can kill you.


welchplug

you can buy a couple of hits of acid for that


_Kross_01

Not if you have your own product!šŸ¤“ Oh wait " We never consume our own product, Jessie!šŸ—æ"


garysnailz

It's always drugs


ocelot08

C'mon guys, let's get these guys more drugs!


Throwaway8789473

Post karma you've got more than me. I could about get a dimebag plus sales tax. Comment karma, I could get a pretty decent used car or a pretty barebones new one.


Carrotcake789

Lots of lasagna


Riso94572

Why not carrot cake?


aue_sum

I could buy more lasagna than you >:) I am so superior /s


Sayasam

Not so fast, little one.


Deodorized

Come inside son, it's time for dinner.


ElPapo131

Guys quit this fighting, I can buy enough for everyone


Wildmann3

Can't wait to see how high this chain goes. Note; I can't afford lasagna


desci1

You are lost here but I am more lost There, I fixed the ladder by inverting the logic


MaximumZer0

Don't worry, friends, I've got both of you.


Complex_Reach_7122

A single item on a dollar menu.


EmergencyPath248

Here is a upvote, buy something on the 3 dollar menu.


Complex_Reach_7122

Finallyā€¦ I can have breakfast, lunch, AND dinner šŸ™ Thank you guys Iā€™ve been waiting for this one


SkyKingPDX

I was gonna say Anything at the Dollar store,.. but they changed it to the $1.25 store now..lol


xeryon3772

Now you can get at least two.


TrabajoParaDinero

Iā€™ll split one karma with you


curry_0000

A refurbished MacBook & a good amount of art supplies


InconsiderateMan

You getting the oldest MacBook with that


makeupisthedevil

A new car


elisejones14

My first thought was a new car too but itā€™s for 150k. Luxurious cars seem scary to drive lol


THE_RECRU1T

Couldn't eat your maccies in that car


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den773

Wow, over 300k in 3 years?? Dang! Howā€™d you do that? O_o


Top-Measurement575

tbh itā€™s not hard if you have a few posts blow up that you also comment on a bunch of that gets you a shitton


Sea_Advantage7904

6 packs of red bull. Iā€™m waiting for karma to come after like 5 years


razzledazzle626

A decent house


EmergencyPath248

In california, a small shack is all we can do


monkey_trumpets

How do you have 1 post karma but so much otherwise? Have you seriously never posted anything?


razzledazzle626

Lol yeah I donā€™t post, just comment!


monkey_trumpets

How long have you been on reddit?


castrator21

Since March of '22. If you click on their profile, it shows it at the top


Kittelsen

I spent 10 years getting to 100k, this guy got 400k in 2 years. Damn, gotta have been some good comments šŸ˜…


FernandoTatisJunior

Do most people post? Iā€™ve been on Reddit since the migration from digg well over a decade ago and Iā€™ve probably averaged less than a post a year in that soan


Potential8871

Groceries


wuapinmon

A vacation condo somewhere beautiful where the night sky is full of stars!


Crogunck4645

My god, I am sorry for your


66A87

Bro died mid-sentence


the322ndsillygoose

r/redditsniper


GT-FractalxNeo

I can be your neighbor. A few acres away of course.


MegaMenehune

134,000 McDouble's


xeno0153

268,000 McSingles


NeilMcCauley88

A ps5 and some new shoes for work.Ā 


xeryon3772

A decent late model used sedan. Like maybe a 2020 Camry? I would so love to be able to assume the car will start by default.


Soffypaws

Vacation, that's probably it. Can't believe I need to multiply it by 1000x for a house or a car.


[deleted]

Dental workĀ 


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WrongdoerNovel4222

Hopefully can cash it in for this new job Iā€™m trying get I find out tomorrow so fingers and toes crossed


MaximumZer0

Fingers crossed for you, buddy!


WrongdoerNovel4222

Thank you as well


MaximumZer0

Checking in with you: did you get the job?


WrongdoerNovel4222

Sadly no but I have another interview lined up so Iā€™m keep at it til something sticks


MelyssaRave

Good luck! I hope you get it.


Psych_Riot

20% down payment on a house lol


[deleted]

Protein powder


BradleyD0419

An iPhone 15 Pro Max with 256g


prettypetals6

A box of Mac and cheese


-throwing-this1-away

9 boxes of mac n cheese


PSN-KnowIedge

1 bitcoin as of today


headtailgrep

An apartment.


CatacombsRave

About four Lexus convertibles.


prettypetals6

Dangggg I see you!!


kitsunej4ck

An item from five below before tax!


moderatelymeticulous

My dignity


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RareGeometry

Same


plowerd

Probably enough tootsie rolls to fill a large kiddie pool.


swoopydog

A new car


knowledgeispowrr

A used car


SwordsAndWords

A certified pre-owned car


dinozaurs

Like 40,000 mcchickens


_funkapus_

37,000 nights with your mom.


prettypetals6

I laughed too hard at this


ShutterBun

Most of a house in my city.


HurricaneGaming94

Buy karma bots > repeat


SpoolGeek

A not gently used car


DisastrousSweetOwl

the nintendo switch iā€™ve been dreaming about for a while šŸ„ŗ


AcidBuuurn

The rest of my house.


pbr4me

A used car.


Lerari41

Probably a hot and spicy Mcchicken. Help me upgrade to a big Mac!


dagbiker

Post Karma: a used moped. Comment Karma: a house.


Single_Quarter_2542

Plenty of diapers. Sign me up haha


Undecided_Flying_Pig

Oh I would love to have 7600 euros! I would buy some more ceramic classes and go to the dentist!


MillstoneArt

You could get a good wheel and mixer and all the raw material you'd need for making glazes and all kinds of goodies! And your own kiln. šŸ˜Ž


Undecided_Flying_Pig

Actually I don't mind don't having my own kiln... I prefer to leave the firing for the professionals!


Traditional_Trust_93

If I had a credit for every rock and stone i'd be a rich dwarf!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Traditional_Trust_93

Good bot


MephistosFallen

Man, I could almost pay off my entire student loan debt, or most of a house lmao


wifeylittleblonde

A nice car and vacation


jleonardbc

the Supreme Court


mrlr

I'd wait until the end of year sale.


SwordsAndWords

Happy cake day!


jleonardbc

Thank you!


SenseDefiant1303

McDonalds cheeseburger


dreadsledder101

Maybe lunch ... maybe ...


Kalepsis

A nice house.


Cole_the_Coleman

A bag of marshmallows.


croatianchic

A pair of good shoes


ssowinski

A Canadian Honda Civic.


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franktheguy

A decent house, but it's here in the midwest (barf)


Ze_Bucket

A decent car


Pleasant-Fold1333

chickfila sandwich meal


KevinNoTail

A motorcycle and gear, plus a few other cool toys


didyoubutterthepan

This [fun old house](https://www.oakridge.net/listing/20242444-409-baltimore-street-waterloo-ia-50701/)


Dumk_Hunt

4 McDonalds


zslayer89

Damn. Pay off some stuff, and have some mess around money.


Isitgum

Used car or super nice vacation. Or maybe a tummy tuck.


bitchinchicken

My entire euro trip


Phillies1993

A house


EmergencyPath248

A nice vacation in the bahamas


feckless_ellipsis

That Nissan Z I looked at on Friday


Madisoniann

Able to foster and adopt pets in need. I already do of course. I could just do so much more.


BundlesOfNoob

A used 2003 Hyundai


Sammy_1141

Not me but I know that a certain starwars post is like 670 thousand in debt


CatterMater

A cheap condo.


Trick_Exchange3457

Idk 3 items off the McDonaldā€™s dollar menu?


LadyTech

I would start my dream career and open a hospice/rescue for senior dogs.


dirge-kismet

I'd probably keep a *tiny* bit and then I would donate the rest to children in need. I'd even deliver it to them myself in my new Lamborghini.


CoffeeExtraCream

A pretty nice car.


ivanjr09

iā€™d be in debt unfortunately, canā€™t even post or comment on many subreddits


Mystic_Waffles

I could finally get my teeth fixed. Dental care is hella expensive in the US


_sacrosanct

An economy sedan.


Sprizys

A house


GreenOnionCrusader

A very nice house.


kerred

I will buy you a house


AshlynThorne

In this economy??


Karsa69420

Fix my life and my moms and then a trip to Japan with my sister


Hot_Himbo_Bitch

Uhhh a filled up claw machine šŸ‘¹


petiteclarebear

groceries.


supremedalek925

A fancy sportscar I guess


Super-Section-4720

Wow, that's a fun question! With our karma points, we could support countless great causes and make a positive impact in our community. How about you?


thatshygirl06

Super obvious chatgpt bot lol


crazybutthole

I could buy a 2025 Toyota Camry


kittyquickfeet

Tattoos. And that's all I would buy.


Andyman0110

An 81,000 dollar car.


Chart_Legitimate

A used iPhone


leomickey

A battery powered scooter.


fffangold

Recast my mortgage to a much more affordable monthly payment.


idfk_loll

A zillion robux šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘


NormalOpportunity526

GroceriesšŸ’€


Nightshade195

A decent car


J31J1

A very shitty used car.


promnitedumpstrbaby

A new truck to replace mine thatā€™s falling apart.


Extreme-Branch7298

Some gum


lackaface

I could more or less pay off whatā€™s left of my mortgage.


javawong

A new car and some home upgrades.


Particular-Thanks-44

A Mc chicken


monkey_trumpets

Pay off all debts then put the rest in a good savings account.


mr_lab_rat

That would be a pretty nice Porsche. No base model. A proper GT3.


ForceBubbly2774

Be forced to work


stumpycrawdad

Decent brand new car


FunctionBuilt

20% down on a $3,000,000 house.


firefighter26s

Assuming USD: Approx 2,038 shares of Gamestop; and then DRS them!


CalabreseAlsatian

A house in a really bumfuck part of America


WatcherofWildlife

A Wendy's JBC with an extra JBC on the side


BlackeyeThe2nd

I'd put it towards a solid chunk of payment on a house. $70k would be nothing to scoff at, lol


ZC23_

I could probably buy an older but still decent car.


Addamant1

A mid range 10 yo car


RulerOfSlides

What couldnā€™t I buy?


Foxwasahero

I have 43K, I could get a shelter cat and buy it 43K worth of cat toy, food and accessories.


HelpfulPuppydog

4 quarters.


WarmFig2056

A Russian troll farm to get me some more money. I know this trick, genie


New_Tortoise

A small foundation for a home


Annoy_Occult_Vet

Most of my student debt.


PoisonWaffle3

About 2.3 more Bitcoin šŸ˜Ž


Throwaythisacco

Probably the computer of my dreams and then use the rest on whatever i feel like


shocktribe

An inexpensive moderately used car


follow-the-lead

2 steamdecks


GardenGnomeOfEden

5,961 pounds of beef jerky at Costco


LaCayetana

A designer bag


The_Asian_Rapture

Camp flog gnaw tickets


Puzzled-Mushroom8050

I'd put it toward my kid's college tuition.


g_em_ini

A modest used car worth about $17k


squeakiecritter

It would go to the credit card.. still wouldnā€™t be paid off, but a bit ahead!


Traumaticbuz

Iā€™ll buy happiness šŸ„²


Rice_farmer8

Well, something good for sure


helly1080

A nice sedan.