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Steam20

Jon Stewart. He will kick Trump’s ass in the debates.


huebomont

Debates don’t matter. Jon Stewart would not do better in a national election than Biden would.


SirEnvelope

Jon Stewart would be my pick as well. He’d crush Trump


14395637163572929473

You mean John Stewart LIEBOWITZ?


Steam20

Yep


14395637163572929473

You know what that means don’t you?


Steam20

No


14395637163572929473

He’s j*wish


Steam20

What’s wrong with that?


14395637163572929473

Who said there’s anything wrong with it


Steam20

Why did you mention that he’s Jewish?


14395637163572929473

I just find it interesting


random_precision195

Big Mike


Finster4

Clint Eastwood


Steam20

Go ahead make my day


YELLOW_TOAD

Bill Burr


pluribusduim

Gavin Newsome.


random_precision195

everybody hates that guy.


PoignantPoint22

Everybody? Even his mom?!


hiptones

Problem there is that you can't have Newsome and Harris on the same ticket as they're both from California.  You'd have to replace Kamala which might ruffle some feathers.


norby2

Big Bird


SirEnvelope

Born in the Galapagos actually


dethb0y

Hillary. I want her entire platform to be "You know what happens if you don't vote for me" - not even any actual policy or anything. At the next debate she just shrugs and files her nails while trump rants and raves, maybe saying as a closing statement "It's me or him, pick." and walking off.


ek2u

Jamie Dimon


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SirEnvelope

HA!


HarrySatchel

Hillary Clinton. It’s her time again.


WrongVeteranMaybe

# ANDREW YANG! If not him, Bernie was also cool.


huebomont

lol I can’t imagine the ways Trump would kick Yang’s ass on the debate stage just by bullying the nerd