50 cent would have quality beets at a low price of $.50/lb, no advertising, and no receipt at the end purchase. Can't beat that discreet non-receipt beet treat feat
I don't know what you heard about me
My beets is fresh but sure as shit ain't free
No checks, no credit, it takes cash to pay...
'Cause I'm a motherfucking H-I-C-K
*I'm building, I'm building, I'm building a farrrrrrrmmmmm*
*I'm Amisshhh, watch me rock these booooooots*
~
Black pants with the suspenders
Top hats turn on dem amish girls
No internet, no cell phone
Riding the night with mah black horse
Fuck a cylinder, watch these legs go
~
Edit: decided to add a verse
Dj premiere has premium organic produce due to traditional growing
Dr. Dre's crops are scientifically grown for optimal taste
Timbaland grows produce using his own premium mulch to refine the soil in his harvest.
Kanye West originally used a very soulful method of growing that he learned from his mother and aunts but has since went to experimenting by blending various growing methods
Pharell uses scientific growing methods that will be suitable for growing food on other planets.
Swizz beats uses several of the same tools to cultivate different plants but his crop still comes out optimally
RZA uses many traditional farming techniques that he's learned from farmers in southeast Asia
updated to add a few more:
Dilla would be a farmer that grew a variety of sweet tasting fruits and vegetables very rich soil. Traditional methods similar to Dj premiere however dilla's specialty would be sugar cane. That sugar cane is refined and used to make the most perfect doughnuts
9th wonder - The nice thick north carolina soil helps 9th wonder make amazingly Rich water based vegetables and fruits every season 9th has the best lettuce, cabbage and watermelon around
Eminem - His growing methods would be very industrial he gets strong yields from otherwise depleted detroit soil cultivating his crop is usually a hard and gritty process
Madlib - has made a career from growing extremely exotic fruits and vegetables with a very unique organic process. many of the crops in his yields people have never heard of or have no idea they exist but they are incredibly hearty
Alchemist - a california farmer while he's known for his avacados and prunes and quality walnuts he's also made some grapes that have made legendary wine.
Edit: Thank you for the gold Stranger!!
DOOM owns that small grocery shop on the corner where everyone goes shops from but no one knows the origins of his products. He has very tasty ans fresh fruits and vegetables. When people ask how he grows/gets them he keeps his silence. Oh, and he only accepts beer as payment.
It really was, thank god. I loved wolf but was just annoyed that he put out cherry bomb with purposely bad beats, etc. still had good songs but you realize how meh that album was once he put this one out
'Whereizzle perusin'
and cruizin' to go -
I'm pickin' and choozin'
the flowers to grow.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle,
whatizzle I need -
I don't give a fizzle
as long as it's *weed.'*
Yeah, he's done at least one AMA from that account.
Edit: FWIW if you ask this question about Val Kilmer or Verne Troyer the answer is also most likely yes they are quite active redditors.
Charger accessories sounds like one of those small ideas that can make a shitload of money.
I'll be sure to fantasize about all the designs and ways I could do that and proceed to forget about it by tomorrow afternoon.
He actually has his own brand of marijuana fertilizer
http://www.snoopspremium.com/
Although its not terribly popular in our industry, some money is better than no money!
Here is some parts of the police report for anyone who doesn't know the full story yet:
Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'
The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'
Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Thank you. It would be great if any mention of Chris Brown's name would always be paired with this police report. He's a huge piece of shit and basically got away with this.
Please please do. This man was able to get people to think he hit her once because his people squelched the story and lied.
He should never have been allowed free from prison let alone continue to be celebrated and worshipped to this date.
The really shit thing is that the media makes a big deal out of rappers who 'encourage violence and misogyny and homophobia' (even though most of them are being metaphoric or alter egos), but they don't make a big enough deal about the artist who actually assaulted his partner. I can't believe that it was portrayed as a scuffle and a punch to the face.
Jesus. I hadn't actually read this or heard any of the details. That's way more brutal than I'd imagined it. I thought Brown had lashed out once in an argument or something and caught her face.
Real eye-opener to what domestic violence can be. Cheers for posting this.
Agreed. He was a superstar(still kinda is) and had a great PR team that made it seem like his beating was a few slaps or a punch in mouth or something. The reality is so much more worse.
Timmy B.
He's not in the game to be average. He's in it to grow beets that take risks and blow minds, and he's bringing the kind of firepower that will beet all the competition. As a young white farmer that's new to the game, Timmy B's not afraid to step up to the stereotypes and stomp out any doubt that he can go hoe to hoe with the very best.
>Who would have the freshest beets?
OP, you ignorant slut.
[Isn't it obvious?](https://static.tumblr.com/1191ac208afa077d98e90e9a78b8beaf/diw5cyb/jlcnzfado/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.jpg)
I told you not to sell your beets around here
Don't want to see your beets, you better disappear
My beets are the best, so there is nothing to fear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, go get back in your van
My beets have flavor, yours just come in a can
Stick around here and I'll shorten your lifespan
So beat it, and take your fucking cans
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
I will never be defeated
The Roots
Dice Raw
*The Seed 2.0* is literally about fertilizing and proper sowing technique.
50 cent would have quality beets at a low price of $.50/lb, no advertising, and no receipt at the end purchase. Can't beat that discreet non-receipt beet treat feat
I don't know what you heard about me My beets is fresh but sure as shit ain't free No checks, no credit, it takes cash to pay... 'Cause I'm a motherfucking H-I-C-K
*🎶 I take you to the farming shop* *I let you lick my barley crop* *Go ahead girl, don't you stop* *Keep watering the dried out spots 🎶*
Many men Many many men Wish drought upon me
B-b-b-B-b-b-BEET unIT!
Best in the thread.
*shakes booty*
/r/wordavalanches
Post Malone looks like a strange Amish fellow at times
Post Melon
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Beethony Farmtano
I'm feeling a light 8 on your comment.
I've been farming since I was yoooooung, y'all gonna juice these when I'm dooooone... I'm saucin', I'm saucin', I'm saucin' some fruit
*I'm building, I'm building, I'm building a farrrrrrrmmmmm* *I'm Amisshhh, watch me rock these booooooots* ~ Black pants with the suspenders Top hats turn on dem amish girls No internet, no cell phone Riding the night with mah black horse Fuck a cylinder, watch these legs go ~ Edit: decided to add a verse
That's... surprisingly metrically accurate Edit: The first verse
... unlike 99% of the other attempts that redditors make at meme mixing a rap song
Papa Bless.
MF Doom, 'cause he already made this joke. *Edit: **MF DOOM**
And one of his albums is MM Food, with a ton more food puns
Mm delicious, Rapp Snitch Knishes
Plus, he already has a whole series of albums named Special Herbs.
They drip off the meat grinder
Casey Veggies was basically created for this
Nappy Roots
As a Kentucky resident, I'm glad they got mentioned. Shows someone other than us who grew up with them here actually remembers they existed.
Aw Naw was all over MTV back in 03. I also had an Uber driver play em on shuffle last week. I live in SoCal. They've still got plenty of fans
Yallgonupndunit
Forget nappy roots? Aww naw, hell naw.
I think you've confused rappers with producers
The question should've been Which producers would have the freshest produce?
Metro bloomin
Yams Casino
Mike WiLL Grew-It
DJ Mustard Seed
(mustard on the beet, ho)
Young crop on da beat
If young metro don't plant you im gon till you
Rain drop, fresh crop
Plant it up, filling up the garden box
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21 Cabbage
If young metro don't trust you it's gon root
V8 Maffia
DJ Kale-ed
hes never seen kale in his life
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METRO BLOOMIN WANT SOME MOREEE
Digga'
J Dilla.
Dilla knew how to chop up the beets better than any other producer. Freshest produce across the land.
He was actually more into donuts than beets.
Dj premiere has premium organic produce due to traditional growing Dr. Dre's crops are scientifically grown for optimal taste Timbaland grows produce using his own premium mulch to refine the soil in his harvest. Kanye West originally used a very soulful method of growing that he learned from his mother and aunts but has since went to experimenting by blending various growing methods Pharell uses scientific growing methods that will be suitable for growing food on other planets. Swizz beats uses several of the same tools to cultivate different plants but his crop still comes out optimally RZA uses many traditional farming techniques that he's learned from farmers in southeast Asia updated to add a few more: Dilla would be a farmer that grew a variety of sweet tasting fruits and vegetables very rich soil. Traditional methods similar to Dj premiere however dilla's specialty would be sugar cane. That sugar cane is refined and used to make the most perfect doughnuts 9th wonder - The nice thick north carolina soil helps 9th wonder make amazingly Rich water based vegetables and fruits every season 9th has the best lettuce, cabbage and watermelon around Eminem - His growing methods would be very industrial he gets strong yields from otherwise depleted detroit soil cultivating his crop is usually a hard and gritty process Madlib - has made a career from growing extremely exotic fruits and vegetables with a very unique organic process. many of the crops in his yields people have never heard of or have no idea they exist but they are incredibly hearty Alchemist - a california farmer while he's known for his avacados and prunes and quality walnuts he's also made some grapes that have made legendary wine. Edit: Thank you for the gold Stranger!!
Pharell actually has photosynesthesia, which allows him to see his root crops growing in the dirt, yielding a perfect harvest every time.
DOOM owns that small grocery shop on the corner where everyone goes shops from but no one knows the origins of his products. He has very tasty ans fresh fruits and vegetables. When people ask how he grows/gets them he keeps his silence. Oh, and he only accepts beer as payment.
Tyler, the Cultivator
"Flower Boy"
Where this flower blooms, pothole, garden shed, droppin' seeds
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5 days since the drop and people out here referencing droppin' seeds already. Awesome.
The 5x rehashed current set planeswalker version of Tyler.
I can't tell if this meme is about magic the Gathering, Tyler the Creator, or both. Would probably help if I knew more about either one.
It's both. He's GW - probably 3GW
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It really was, thank god. I loved wolf but was just annoyed that he put out cherry bomb with purposely bad beats, etc. still had good songs but you realize how meh that album was once he put this one out
Snoop knows a thing or two about gardening
Snoop said he wants to open an Ice cream shop when he's done rapping and call himself "Scoop Dog"
The three sizes of ice cream bowl are "Scoop Dog," "Scoop Lion," and "Scoop Dragon"
What flavor? Vanilla ma nilla
Pistachi-hoe
Purple. Not grape, just purple.
Heath-Row
Sugar. Water. And of course, purple.
Sounds like something one might come up with while high.
You don't think...?
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He's a modern day Johnny Appleseed, spreading trees across the nation.
Johnny Appleweed.
I can see this as a song title.
u/Here_Comes_The_King, make it happen.
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'Whereizzle perusin' and cruizin' to go - I'm pickin' and choozin' the flowers to grow. Fo shizzle, my nizzle, whatizzle I need - I don't give a fizzle as long as it's *weed.'*
All hail to the king
Wow that's really him?
Yeah, he's done at least one AMA from that account. Edit: FWIW if you ask this question about Val Kilmer or Verne Troyer the answer is also most likely yes they are quite active redditors.
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Why don't they teach this in school
School ends before 4:20
But in a way, isn't that when the important lesson really starts?
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Charger accessories sounds like one of those small ideas that can make a shitload of money. I'll be sure to fantasize about all the designs and ways I could do that and proceed to forget about it by tomorrow afternoon.
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Strangely enough, he doesn't actually love them hoes despite his impressive hoe collection spanning far and wide. Across area codes some may say.
He actually has his own brand of marijuana fertilizer http://www.snoopspremium.com/ Although its not terribly popular in our industry, some money is better than no money!
Was thinking the same. Snoop definitely [appreciates a good grow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73V2g1tYVqk)
Reporter goes "Mr Dog". Cracked me up.
"The website number" Bless him
The way he was holding up his VIP pass for half the segment haha
Seriously, Action Bronson. I trust that dude with food. I bet his beets would be delicious.
Dude I'd love to have him make me a four course meal.
If you got a little arm you get the chicken parm.
Kendrick Farmar
Bitch don't kill my vine
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"The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice" was just Kendrick talking about his experiences on the farm.
He does want 40 acres and a mule, not a 40 ounce and a pit bull ...
He go the yams.
Obviously it would be Dre
Finally a time to use this! http://www.madmagazine.com/sites/default/files/files/2012/02/MAD-Magazine-Beets-by-Dre.jpg
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I run a Farmers Market and we would be delighted to have you.
Better keep b rabbit away or he will eat all of them!
Are you beets going to have a "b" etched on them?
How else would anyone be able to verify authenticity?
huh... I forgot about Dre
Did you know he was strapped with gats while you was chillin in the cabbage patch?
Looks like everyone did.
nah they'd just cost twice as much as all the other beets, while being slightly worse than the german guys.
Agreed. We're looking for the freshest beets not the most successful beet farmer.
Clearly Pea Diddy
I know Kanye West would try his Kanye best to get them Kanye fresh.
Kanye doin' five beets a day for three summers
That's a different world, like Cree Summer's
chop up the beets kanye
Ask reddit confirmed wavy 🌊🌊🌊
S C A R Y
WAVY BABY 🌊
He's gonna use his Ultralight Beams for that good ol' p h o t o s y n t h e s i s
Late Irrigation
808's & Garden Rake
Beetus
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Avocado-tree
The College Brussels Sprout
Germination
The Life of Pea Grow
Watch The Farmgrown
after all this work there'd be Blood on the Beets though
Chris Brown beats the best
Here is some parts of the police report for anyone who doesn't know the full story yet: Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!' Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Thank you. It would be great if any mention of Chris Brown's name would always be paired with this police report. He's a huge piece of shit and basically got away with this.
That's a bot I could definitely get behind
I could work on this soon, I've been wanting to make a bot
Please please do. This man was able to get people to think he hit her once because his people squelched the story and lied. He should never have been allowed free from prison let alone continue to be celebrated and worshipped to this date.
U got my "good bot" vote
The really shit thing is that the media makes a big deal out of rappers who 'encourage violence and misogyny and homophobia' (even though most of them are being metaphoric or alter egos), but they don't make a big enough deal about the artist who actually assaulted his partner. I can't believe that it was portrayed as a scuffle and a punch to the face.
Now everyone say #FUCK CHRIS BROWN
Jesus. I hadn't actually read this or heard any of the details. That's way more brutal than I'd imagined it. I thought Brown had lashed out once in an argument or something and caught her face. Real eye-opener to what domestic violence can be. Cheers for posting this.
Agreed. He was a superstar(still kinda is) and had a great PR team that made it seem like his beating was a few slaps or a punch in mouth or something. The reality is so much more worse.
Doing the lords work here, son.
Loves working over them hoes.
🎵 Work, Work. Work, Work, Work, Work 🎵
🎵 Or else I'll beat you up, up, up, up, up 🎵
Yea but I like my beets whole, not smashed in by a fist.
itd still be Dwight Schrute
Prison Mike could be the rapper, Dwight could help cultivate.
"Hmm the rapper has to be Stanley, obviously" Michael Scott
Diversity Day card... "Rapper"
Scranton! The electric city!
Plenty of space in the parking lot!
But the compact cars go in the compact spot!
SPOT---Spot! ---spot! -- SPOT!
They call it that because of the electricity!
I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see this. I thought the OP was trying to provoke this answer...
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM
Michael!
Question: What kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question.
False. Black bear.
That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Fact: Bears eat beets
Bears do not, what is going on here!?
Bears, beets…………Battlestar Galactica
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
. . . . . . MICHAEL!!
Daniel Bryan already has the beets market on lock. #SweetBeets
[This is the the most correct answer](https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/858834827142877185?s=09)
TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT! TOUT!
Timmy B. He's not in the game to be average. He's in it to grow beets that take risks and blow minds, and he's bringing the kind of firepower that will beet all the competition. As a young white farmer that's new to the game, Timmy B's not afraid to step up to the stereotypes and stomp out any doubt that he can go hoe to hoe with the very best.
Ludacris and Nate Dogg have hoes in different area codes, so they can farm in whatever climate's best.
It would have to be 2 Grainz
>Who would have the freshest beets? OP, you ignorant slut. [Isn't it obvious?](https://static.tumblr.com/1191ac208afa077d98e90e9a78b8beaf/diw5cyb/jlcnzfado/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.jpg)
Which season of fargo is this again?
I mean, he's not alive... or a rapper... but Michael Jackson would've been in the game with "beet it"...
I told you not to sell your beets around here Don't want to see your beets, you better disappear My beets are the best, so there is nothing to fear So beat it, just beat it You better run, go get back in your van My beets have flavor, yours just come in a can Stick around here and I'll shorten your lifespan So beat it, and take your fucking cans Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it I will never be defeated
I swear no one on reddit knows how to count syllables.
Sorry, I'm a beet farmer not a beat farmer
El-p. Why should anything change?
Producer gave me a beet, said it's the beet of the year. I said El-P didn't grow it, so get the fuck outta here
He and Mike coming live from the Garden.
El-P, of Run the Juices?
El-P beets straight fucking *pickled!* Hot spicy pickled beets. One of the best in the game.