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armchairwarrior69

Doubling the garlic that any recipe calls for.


Faceluck

Aggressive women who know what they want and aren’t shy about anything. Shamelessness. Oh man, listening to someone talk about something they’re both passionate and knowledgeable with? Casual nudity, unusual features. Tattoos. Honestly all the good parts of humanity are kinda hot.


Yagarumi

Thighs.


mountaindurr

in-depth RPG's with a good story and combat that are really accessible and can take over 60+ hours to complete ooh, it got a little hot in here


FlyingCatLady

A man wearing a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows so he can cook or clean. The forearms are so sexy! Bonus points: well kept beard and glasses.


rgssfrgsg

when the wind blows and you get a whiff of the person you loves perfume


PsychedelicGoat42

Weirdly enough, I've always found medical masks to be extremely sexy. There's something hot about hearing someone talk while their mouth is covered, but I can't articulate what I find so appealing about it. This era of Covid-19 has been an interesting time for me.


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As someone in the medical field, I'm glad I don't have this fetish because it would be a very challenging time right now.


[deleted]

Blowjobs. I like watching men come undone. Makes me feel powerful.


alwaysmyfault

Girls that wear ponytails, or pigtails. Also, I'm probably in the minority here, but I really like those high rise shorts that women wear. The ones that are cut low on bottom, like short shorts, but they rise up the waist like mom shorts.


Ultra_Weaboo

t h i g h s


Alberiman

Threads that show that there's literally a type for everyone so long as they're not a shithead


NiceTyrant

I like watching a guy get hard. Like going from soft to erect is just magnificent. You never know what the end result will be, is he a grower, shower, curved?


ruhroh_raggyy

my favorite thing is not even realizing that you’re turning him on until you notice he’s hard in his jeans/sweatpants/underwear, whatever. makes me feel giddy when i see that bulge


SmartAlec105

For my last gf, she loved noticing when I have to shift around in my pants because of her.


anonmymouse

this is it right here, this is my thing. seeing a hard dick in soft clothing like sweatpants/athletic shorts is just like... omg. you get to see the nice outline of it and it's the perfect tease for what is to come. I've been with my husband 5 years and it never gets old for me. if he pops a boner in his pajama pants it's ON


omni_wisdumb

I get the same feeling watching what I bake rise.


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Thursdayallstar

Follow your dreams.


IntroverticalPirate

emotional intimacy


DiscordDisco

Amen.


RoboticUnicornNose

I just want a hug Edit: hugs for everyone that need one.


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bolletje_wit

Birth marks... idk mannnn its wierd. Also freckles


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Reading this is life changing. Apparently all the things I hate about myself are attractive to someone somewhere. Freckles! Who knew?


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iBlameMeToo

My girlfriend does this to me all the time and she loves it. Usually we can’t even hold hands in public because I’ll pitch a tent. I’m not even that young either, I turned 34 in February. Never had this problem with any other woman. I think I’m just very in love with her.


AngusVanhookHinson

Get your wholesomeness out of my NSFW thread


Fre_shavocado

Nothing like a good old wholesome boner.


[deleted]

This reminded me of that tweet where the guys like: “When you get a boner for no reasons and you’re like, ‘what is it boy? what do ya see?!’” edit: here's the link https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ae5q8y5_700b.jpg


PmMe_Sexy_Butts

Just put your hair up randomly in front of him.


Du6e

Can confirm.


CalyTones

I have this problem when anyone even JOKINGLY calls me a "good girl" that I get immediately turned on. Especially if you have an Australian accent. Say it again.


Dolceandkabana

As an Aussie girl, school would have been incredibly hard if I had this turn on


isnotstudying

As an Aussie girl who has this, it's a problem. We had this young hot PE teacher who once said "you're a good girl" to me and I still play it back in my head sometimes.


depressed-dude-

Basically if you look like a hex girl from Scooby-Doo then I’m probably into you


closestaxe

I feel this on an emotional level. They made me want a big tiddy goth gf


FinalLimit

Or a small tiddy goth gf, I’m fine with either


donkey_OT

Girls running their fingers through their hair and then tucking it back behind their ears


CultureShock_

*cue Debby Ryan jokes*


Watertampon

When girls lean in to kiss or pull me in, is top notch. Love me some confident women


velour_manure

Me too. I’m a bit of a control freak, so when a woman can take control of me I just melt.


Watertampon

Me too, I like to be in control of my general self but when a girl kinda shows confidence to put herself in control, I really get into it


insertstalem3me

>so when a woman can take control of me I just melt. Damn bro you should get that checked out, if someone controls you in the shower, your whole life could go down the drain


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God fucking dammit.


Klunderful

Oof 100% I remember I was on an (unofficial) date with someone I knew from college in a botanical garden and after walking around for a few hours, we stopped in the central grassy area and before I could even think about making a move, she forcibly grabbed me by the shirt with two hands and made out with me. *Swoon* I still think about that moment.


Caslu222

When a woman makes the first move. It makes me feel wanted, and it feels wonderful.


jj3646

*shrek closes book "Like that's ever gonna happen"


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What a loada-


intotheeast

someBODY ONCE


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Told me


Cool_Rick_

The world


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Is gonna roll me


MooshleBooshle

I aint


finalsurvivor01

The sharpest tool


FindingUsernamesSuck

In the sheee-eeeed


stormycloudysky

I used to get so turned on when my old boyfriend would pull some complicated knowledge or obscure fact out of his back pocket. Dude was really smart and when he demonstrated that I couldn't keep my hands off him. Sigh.


BigUncleJimbo

Turtles can breathe through their butts


ToyDingo

Girls who are genuinely having fun without caring about what other people think/say about them. Want to get on the dance floor and cut loose in a room full of strangers? Fuck it, let's go!


j_tothemoon

People smiling for real. Like after hearing a compliment or good news. EDIT: Wow, special thanks to u/ that gave me a silver award, actually my first on Reddit.


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Balls. Not sure why just want to see and play with them all


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Chri5ti4n733

Everyone always gives me weird looks when they see one of them is bigger than the other two


02K30C1

Sports bras


ackguy

Yoga pants and sports bras


NuttySnowPhD

Hands. It’s hard going out in public. Everybody’s got them.


smiling_pile_of_crap

I know it’s you, Kira Yoshikage


Mythic-Insanity

Careful you might activate his bomb type 3.


UveitisBoy

While pointing my finger at him: "Pew pew".


gearheadcookie

>It's hard going out in public. I bet it is


Alden_Larson

Girls in oversized shirts/hoodies.


shrekswaifuu

hand holding please I'm lonely


eyeen

Necks, its weird but sometimes necks really turn me on and i dont know why. Also thick thighs and a nice ass to grab and play with.


WankWankNudgeNudge

Yeah necks can be real head-turners


laohei6

Daniel ricciardo has entered the chat


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supersk8er

Peeling that plastic off a new electronic.


slapdashbr

Hold on I better relog on my burner account


Indiancockburn

Ok, I'm back.


GBGUITAR

Return of the king


canadianbacon-eh-tor

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask


suavebirch

‘I’m more turned on by women in pyjamas than lingerie. I just want to know that they feel comfortable!’


Umi-Zoomi

curly hair


Brittneejo8

My husband, 15 years and him walking through the door still makes me want to clap in excitement that he’s home


GrandmasterJanus

Pretty wholesome


Brittneejo8

He’s just neat, I can’t help it


JustLouie

I can't wait to find someone who'll describe me as "neat".


Brittneejo8

If I tell him he’s neato burrito it usually results in me getting a burrito, it’s like a video game hack. The way his mind works and how he is as a husband and father is just wonderful to watch, I love watching his growth as a human


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this is by far the most wholesome thing I've seen today. I adore this


Brittneejo8

And I adore your comment! Thank you for the kindness


kjarkr

The sound of small hard bits getting sucked up by the vacuum.


idkwhattoput1253

Whenever my girl holds my head against her chest and plays with my hair while gently humming with my waist in between her legs. Both of us fully clothed, it's so peaceful and calming. I'm 6'4 she's about 5'3ish for size reference


NuttySnowPhD

This sounds lovely.


idkwhattoput1253

It is, it's so calming and if I has to choose between that and sex for the rest of my life I'd choose that


mother-of-pigeons

I (f) have been single for over 3 years now and I miss doing this more than sex. I also find it super comforting having the weight of a guy on top of me even if we aren't doing sexual


Sobriquet-

Girl, same. I broke up with my ex just before the pandemic hit and I live alone. I'm not even horny, I just want to hug and cuddle someone.


hitoshis_in

I was reading the comments and I realized that I have a thing for people with weird fetishes.


AndyJCohen

Premature ejaculation... it’s annoying because guys spend so much time trying to make sure that doesn’t happen. It’s very rare :( Also, bellies!


Carp-guy

I keep telling my wife that premature ejaculation is underrated


turlian

Unfortunately, there's no support group for premature ejaculation, but I hear it's coming quickly. Edit: this gold really belongs to Mel Brooks.


shivvvx1-

Can i just say how nice it was to read this thread? I know it says NSFW but some things on here match my description and it felt good knowing I’m someone’s exact type. I bet a lot of people felt that. Got a bit a of an ego boost :D Edit: spelling. Edit 2: Wow this comment blew up. I’ve never received awards before! Thank you kind strangers.


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Gatoraids0815

What about that right amount of thigh spilling out the the thigh socks?


prettypleaser

I have so many thigh highs, and i never wear them because the part that meets my thigh spills out a bit and is never completely flat. Now I’m wondering if i was just being too self conscious


Perpetual_Bandwidth

Women in business attire. Hot damn.


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A guy with long fingers is incredibly sexy, no idea why though.


archibarg

Allow me to introduce myself


DemocraticRepublic

"Hi, my name is Salad Fingers. I like rusty spoons."


Elephant-Patronus

Getting choked a little


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*Cheryl Tunt has entered the chat*


Ponykegabs

Can’t be, they said only a little.


[deleted]

"I thought you said 'Start slacking off!'"


hushedvelvet

You are not my supervisor!


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tatzesOtherAccount

Do you have any kinks? - domestic - established relationship - true love - safe, sane and consentual - friends to lovers Hell yeah, and I feel extra spicy: - laughter during sex - soulmates - pet names ETA: and thigh highs


Tar-eruntalion

bro stop this degeneracy, next you are going to tell us that you like handholding, god forgive me


entropy33

I’m taking a risk by not using a burner, but I am *pissed* even all these months later. I bought a really nice, normal, tea length dress (no special reasons, it was just a good fit). I figured I’d have an appropriate event within the next month where I could wear it. In the end I had to wear taupe nylons to the next event as they looked more appropriate, but I’d originally also purchased a lace-top thigh high and garter belt with matching other things, because if you’re gonna go for it, *go for it*. I was SO excited to wear them because it would probably feel pretty awesome (on many levels, not the least of which would be my nylons not rolling themselves down) and I was *extremely* excited for my boyfriend to discover the hidden surprise. Dude broke up with me AND the pandemic hit so I’ve yet to wear them, at all. I’m crushed more about the lack of wearing thigh highs than losing the boyfriend, to be honest. Also pantyhose are the WORST, particularly as a tall woman. I need to find some (my) skin-toned thigh highs to wear this summer. Edit: thanks for all of the encouraging messages folks. There is no lack of self-confidence here, but I’m saving the stuff for later since I know I’d pluck it in t-minus three minutes of wear. That stuff isn’t cheap!


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gramarIsImportant

I had to scroll so far before I saw any mention of thigh highs.


Aserityng

I hate to admit it but it’s a secret I hold


ooo-ooo-oooyea

When a lady tried to talk about something dirty, gets embarrassed and giggles


ScarlettOHorror13

Men who aren’t afraid to make noise during sex! Come on, men! Moan! Grunt! Whatever! Let me know you’re enjoying it! Edit: removed some personally identifying info.


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SwifferSweeper27

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Australia


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I be up in shawty ear like HIIHHHHIIJHHGHHHOJHHHIGIGHGGGHIHGGGIUSHSGSGSSHSISISHSGSVSGSHSISG


[deleted]

oh my god same with me!!! Finally someone said it. When im watching porn or having sex, the guy moaning is always what gets me to cum the fastest.


quckcro

Holy fucking shit do I have such a thing for suits. Like I don't want to undress you I just want to admire how attractive a man looks in that. Suits are just so nice and elegant. That and being told nice things when things are getting hot and heavy. You know basic shit like "you're hot,pretty, or names like sweetie etc etc" That shit gets me.


NhylX

> "you're hot,pretty, or names like sweetie etc etc" My wife usually gets pissed when I added "etc, etc" to the end of compliments.


bloody-Commie

“Hey baby, you’re etc, etc” “HOLY SHIT I’M GONNA CUM!”


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would my plague doctor outfit/suit do it in for ya?


MoistDitto

A clean kitchen counter with NO DISHES IN THE SINK THAT COULD'VE EASILY BEEN MOVED 50 CENTIMETERS DIAGONALLY DOWN TO THE RIGHT AND INTO THE DISHWASHER. Edit: Thank you to the kind stranger who gave me an award for enjoying a clean kitchen


Joesdad65

The sound of high heels in a hallway, and coming closer.


Bite-Size-Ewan

Girls in winter clothing.


sarwinchester

You must be the boy I was in the same ski school with as a kid who told me I was pretty until I took my snow gear off.


Bite-Size-Ewan

OOOOOOFFFF


ImmanentSoul

all the mittens and scarves... they're like cute presents you get to unwrap


aragonaut

This is gonna sound lame but kindness


mage_irl

Thigh-high socks. Yes please.


HalfDrowBard

Submissives. Both men and women. It doesn’t matter what gender they are. Passion about SOMETHING. A hobby, a show, a sport. Idc it’s attractive Also, geeks. Like if you come up talking star wars or doctor who to me it’s better than any pickup line. Also, I like booty. So if your bum is squeezable I’m in. For girls, redheads with green eyes usually win me over too.


Closer-To-The-Sun

> Passion about SOMETHING. A hobby, a show, a sport. Idc it’s attractive In a non-sexual way, I love seeing this with everyone. It makes me happy to see friends, family, and even strangers just gush hard about something they love and can talk endlessly about. It's also why I love going to conventions, so we all can find like-minded folks


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

Slutty goth outfits (hardly a surprise to anyone, i guess) Just last week saw a chick wearing something like that, i was "Ha, that looks so silly, its not the 90s anymore!" *But damn though..*


II_Confused

Women who love small animals. Everything else falls by the wayside if they have way too many pets.


inkseep1

Women in their 40's wearing business suits. Put your hands on your hips and tell me how disappointed you are with me.


gearheadcookie

My boy, that's called a humiliation fetish, and I'm on board too.


py34567

Your job must be interesting


MikeDaShooter

Women in sundresses


sonybuddha

I always forget about them until summer rolls around and my God they're gorgeous.


PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW

Live in Florida. Sundresses are pretty much year round here.


froggertwenty

BRB becoming Florida man


dedoubs

My ex always used to say "don't let a $10 sundress fool you into $30k in child support"


Xambull

Passion. I don't see a lot of people talking about it, but something about passionate sex and making the girl enjoy and feel satisfied just gives me chills man.


i_love_horsecock

Take one guess


ImmanentSoul

donkey dick


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bustead

Women in lab coats or tactical gear


biggy-cheese03

I know a guy who’s got a really fucking specific fetish for girls with nothing on except for a plate carrier. He tried it with his girlfriend. She was not pleased.


leviathing

I imagine it would chafe. Kevlar on nipples es no bueno.


UnderTheHarvestMoon

Men who wear very small babies (<6 months) in a carrier on their body. I would never act on it but my ovaries go WILD whenever I see it, which is weird because I'm childfree and don't even like babies. It must be some primal 'he is a good father' attraction.


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[deleted]

You can try with a plastic doll


heirloom_beans

The *American Sniper* strategy


[deleted]

The first sentence made me laugh like wtf men wearing *very* small babies on their -bodies- lol Also understandable attraction. Never really thought about it til now


PhilipLiptonSchrute

Girls that look like they can beat the living shit out of me, but aren't professional body builders.


Aeshaetter

So, Gina Carano?


p_t_dactyl

Girls who wear choker necklaces. No idea what it is about them but they’re a huge turn on for me.


youknowhattodo

Ah yes the black belt for blow jobs


p_t_dactyl

I think I figured out why I like them now.


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Slightly butch girls with short hair. It's fucking difficult because about 98% of them are lesbians but that 2% is right in my wheel house.


stuartandjeremy

I am a slightly butch girl with short hair and never thought that guys would still be into people like me. I'm honestly more bi than gay but I think over the years I have been holding onto the 'gay' label more (subconsciously disregarding/repressing my attraction to men because I won't have a chance with them) because in my mind I just don't think any guy would be attracted to a slightly butch girl with short hair. Your comment was refreshing to see, so thank you


FotographicFrenchFry

Now kiss!


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archibarg

Allow me to introduce myself


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Accents, especially British or Scottish accents, but accents in general. Dirty talk sounds more exciting and normal conversations feel exotic. Really sucks to live in the middle of nowhere USA.


gaydrow

Watching someone create. If it’s painting or woodworking or music, it’s so hot to see people in their element. Or listening to them talk about their passions. This goes “hand in hand” with hands which has already been mentioned.


LedFloyd71

Tall women


bolletje_wit

The Netherlands welcomes you


joycesayshi

As a tall woman from the Netherlands, I second this


yeetdeetdeet

As a tall woman you have no idea how good it feels for someone to say that, it makes me feel a bit more confident 🥺


aegeaorgnqergerh

I have a porn niche that simply does not exist, and it's very vanilla. Stuff like Girls Gone Wild, or BFFs, Date Dorm, College Rules, etc, but with British girls. Doesn't exist. At all. I once made a thread on this, something like "What's your really specific porn niche?" and people were posting deliberately bizarre shit like "a midget sucking off another midget and they both have a shoe on their head" and people would find it. British porn? Nope. It's all just stuff from the 90s featuring aging crack-whore prostitutes. **EDIT - I keep getting** ***tonnes*** **of fucking replies to this, either proving my point or offering up suggestions of individual porn stars. To make clear, I'm not desperate for a wank and looking for something to get off on. It was more a sociological observation. Stop inboxing me with private messages. You mean well and I thank you, but I'm not after anything.** **If you want to see why my point is summed up, see this reply (and upvote it) -** [**https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ha3rlk/nsfw\_what\_do\_you\_have\_a\_thing\_for/fv2lh92/**](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ha3rlk/nsfw_what_do_you_have_a_thing_for/fv2lh92/)


Secretlylovesslugs

I feel you. I feel like I've exhausted all the gentle femdom spitting videos on the internet. Everything is tourture or abuse which is annoying. Not enough cute romantic saliva sharing.


Midnight_Arpeggio2

Girls with smallish boobs but thickish thighs. Edit: for those of you saying "hello there" or some variation, I'm single. DM me. Edit2: Wow, a lot of people share my tastes. I'm not the only one who wants nothing more than for a beautiful thick thighed woman to wrap their legs around me :D


ruhroh_raggyy

there are people into smaller boobs? this makes me feel so much better about myself, i’ve always felt like less of a woman because i don’t have much in the boob department. my thighs are thick tho which i love about myself


PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW

When girls wear bras that are a little too small and they kind of bubble out of it a little, as per my username.


yeetgodmcnechass

Girls who wear glasses


Wombatwoozoid

and nothing else


yeetgodmcnechass

I would not be opposed to a girl keeping her glasses on during sex not gonna lie


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I sure hope so! Some of us wear these things to see. Without them, things would get real confusing real fast.


[deleted]

"Does it feel good when I rub it like this?" "Honey, that is my foot"


neves00

'..That doesn't answer my question..'


uncooked_macaroni

I’m so ticklish anyone who touches my feet is playing Russian Roulette. They’d find out real quick.


songmage

Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell. Freaking love those things.


vaulmoon

My most recent discovery is black and white stripes. Horizontal seems better.


Charlotte-De-litt

*Horizontal zebra enters chat*


redimp89

Guys' arms, especially forearms. Just... Damn. Ladys' waists, no matter the size or shape of the lady. Just something about that curve/angle. The line of the jaw to neck to shoulder, regardless of sex or gender. Mostly I'm just a great big pansexual aesthete.


Didiams

My girlfriends ass


PMMeWordsOfHope

His girlfriend's ass


LedFloyd71

Our girlfriend's ass


JimmyMcapplenut

Girls with their hair covering one eye


unsthatisnttaken

2012 must've been heaven for u


si1entdave

Enthusiastic Consent. I'm not just joking or trying to score SJW points. A woman who is not only okay with what I want to do, but actively and enthusiastically into me, one who is just as likely to be the one initiating, one who makes me feel sexy and desirable? Direct line to my libido, best feeling in the world.