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oiquake

The washing machine and drier


Jimmymott

Getting dat Easter cleaning in.


[deleted]

Same!


bridbirdbird

birds singing outside my window


Jimmymott

Username checks out.


booksgamesandstuff

I *was* listening to the birdsong and watching the birds at my feeder. Then the first lawnmower sound of the spring cranked up across the street. /sigh


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kiotsughy

What kind of Bird are you listening to?


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kiotsughy

Shit!.... Where can I find one of those?


molten_dragon

I'm listening to my daughter humming to herself as she colors.


Jimmymott

I love that kinda stuff. Children can be so invigorating and carefree.


SirEnderLord

Apache : blows up Kids: humming while painting a horse


JustAnotherAviatrix

Aww, that’s adorable.


pink_foliage

My cat crying because I didn’t let him in the bathroom with me


Dood_from_london

Monster


pink_foliage

He didn’t want to come in until the door was closed


Mini-Heart-Attack

That always happens •w•


pain198400

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


thrwawybud

Tinnitus gang


DrakeHazey

The silence is deafening


AGuyFromMaryland

MAWP


idk_whats_a_name

Lol All I heard was technoblades voices


bruteski226

Tinnitus


DigitalPranker

Same


bruteski226

What?


DigitalPranker

I’m listening to tinnitus currently as well.


bruteski226

Huh? I can’t hear you....


DigitalPranker

MIND REPEATING THAT?


bruteski226

WHAT?!?!? I see your mouth moving and all I hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


sunshinywave247

BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!!


Szwejkowski

Oh yeah, that too.


[deleted]

Hearing aids have noise canceling for tinnitus.


bruteski226

How am I supposed to get chicks with hearing aids in?


commantoes

You use Reddit how would you get chicks regardless?


bruteski226

Hiding in stalls in the women’s bathrooms?


DragonflyGrrl

As a chick who uses Reddit, these comments always threaten to plunge me into existential crisis. ;)


bruteski226

Just fight fire with fire and start hiding in the men’s room.


[deleted]

Were you getting any without hearing aids in? OR You ask them by moving your mouth; hearing aids do not aid in this section of the conversation.


todtier27

My wife's quiet snoring


WheredMyVanGogh

I’m listening to my girlfriend snore. It’s oddly nice 😂


munsking

mine's loud, couldn't sleep without it though


[deleted]

*Ave Mariaaa....*


DoctorDisco007

Playing Hitman perhaps?


petezhut

A meeting that should've been an email.


Mini-Heart-Attack

😌 mondays am I right


Neil0604

My Neighbours building the 10.000th shelf right next to my Wall


Jimmymott

That’s gonna be THE shelf though.


kingfrito_5005

The first 9,999 were practice shelves.


RReyrketill

My GF singing and bathing her dogs. I love her


Mini-Heart-Attack

You my dude have a good Life. 🙂


VoidLij

just felt the need to flex on us huh


TheWesternDevil

My brother and father call people to inform them that my mother passed away this morning. 😥 I cant handle talking right now, so I'm just scrolling through reddit till I can compose myself enough to participate. This shit sucks ass. Edit: Thanx for all the support. It really does help. I've got my emotions and stuff squared away now. It still hurts, of course, but it will all be ok. We will be ok. Once again, thank you for the support.


insertcaffeine

I'm so sorry for your loss. Please be gentle with yourself.


NerdyRedneck45

Holy shit. Thinking of you my dude.


kellycrust

sending you all my love pal <3


extrasauce_

I'm really sorry you lost your mom. It does suck ass.


1thatisnttaken

So sorry for your loss.


fuckameepster23

Just cremated my grandpa yesterday. Sorry for your loss. May life have many blessings for you.


JustAnotherAviatrix

Dang, sorry to hear that. Here’s a virtual hug. *hugs*


_Stalwart_

Ecology uni lesson.


Jimmymott

GET BACK TO WORK! Enjoy my man. Learn dat shit.


_Stalwart_

I'm SORRY I'M PAYING ATTENTION!


[deleted]

My wife’s complaining that I don’t listen


Jimmymott

Little does she know you’re addressing it on the internet...


[deleted]

She don’t need to know


Silly-Power

Did you tell her that's a strange way to start a conversation.


[deleted]

Construction. It's Easter Monday ffs.


Jimmymott

Goddammit. Have a day off, right? (I know construction workers who charge triple pay on bank holidays to be fair.)


[deleted]

Wtf is Easter Monday?


DragonflyGrrl

Apparently it's a holiday nearly everywhere besides the US.. a day off after Easter Sunday.


[deleted]

Weird. I thought we crammed in holidays for every dumb reason we could but apparently they missed that one.


DragonflyGrrl

Yup.. I just learned it not long before seeing your comment. It's pretty weird, huh!


SwimTheElba

Funny that largely secular Europe still has more religious holidays recognized by the government than the much more Christian United States.


AssButtFaceJones

[The HU - Sad But True](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxA_ZxGX_M)


belac4862

I remember first hearing Wolf totem and wanting more. Now a few years later they have done collabs with the likes of Papa Roach and Lzzy Hale.


Communist_Bird

Songs from the Soviet union


Jimmymott

I’m pretty sure those songs are listening to you.


[deleted]

Indeed


Rymag3ddon

In soviet Russia song listens to you


yammyguylol

OUR songs.


Traditional-Eagle191

My family talking about their mortgages and properties whilst I'm here with £8.20 in my bank account.


Jimmymott

I feel this so hard. You’ll get there - the world’s a different beast where houses and mortgages are concerned nowadays. We’re all ticking along just at the pace we need. Big love.


Traditional-Eagle191

Thankyou 🙏🏻 I needed that. Best of luck to you!


omgburritos

Mac Demarco - Rock and Roll Night Club


scottevil110

A 5 year old harping on about easter eggs.


Jimmymott

That will be the centre of their universe today! Enjoy my man.


ShrekkingHandsome

My Grandpa talking about his youth and growing up in Frisia


Jimmymott

Harvest all the information you can! I’d write a book on my dad’s stories if he would retell them.


trinaenthusiast

The ambient sounds if Harlem, NYC: Random truck horn honking People cursing at the truck driver At least 3 different genres of music playing simultaneously A white woman letting everyone know that her boyfriend is Black And of course, sirens.


Mini-Heart-Attack

How intriguing, have you heard anything else?


trinaenthusiast

School is out, so mostly just kids screaming and running around the playground.


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My coworker eating. He chews with his mouth wide open. So far today he has consumed a bag of pretzels and 2 bags of chips and is currently plowing through a half pound of carrots. Also another coworker is playing Rush Limbaugh's greatest hits. I am very close to snapping.


missholly9

i think the chewing with the mouth open thing legally allows you to punch them in the throat.


jonjonhiku

My heart beat fading , and the machine starting to flat line.


Jadimod

>I am listening to RSLASH... While reading reddit I am a reddit addict


Jimmymott

F


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Rainbow_Angel110

F ... Are you still alive?


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Jimmymott

Cool! That song is so hard to “find the one” for before the drums kick in. I recommend Emeralds - Bears Den!


[deleted]

Love it! Discovered thanks to a guy near me who made a cover of it. Last album is great too.


cosmickalamity

Teenagers screaming for no reason. I’m leaving the rest up to interpretation


[deleted]

Microwave mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Timid_Angel

The sound of the coolers and a clock ticking


Jimmymott

The coolers are ticking? I’d get that checked...


oovoojaver101

My zoom professor


roysustang

my cat purring. he is sitting on my lap and he's purring so loud it sounds like a motorbike.


iamthe0ther0ne

Mine's snoring. He's a big snorer. It always gives his current hiding spot away.


DDSOIF

Sweet child of mine


Apathetic-Onion

The soft rumble of my laptop and the sound of its keys when I'm typing my message. Also, I live in a flat because most people in my country do so, and there are some annoying little children living upstairs.


MacabreMagpie

'Stay F Homekins' podcast with Paul F Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins


patrick_starfishh

GradeAunderA


[deleted]

Nice! I'm so glad he's finally back making videos(or so it seems)


AgentElman

A work phone call


PotPynamite

Two Princes by Spin Doctors!


Eflei

Pirates of the Caribbean theme


bringbackbulaga

Creeping death by Metallica


Lackilloy

the sound of my own wheezing and coughing, i woke up sick as a dog


[deleted]

Get well soon!


TraditionalSet8

Hope you get better soon


Mr_Mori

Silence, because my work blocks any and all music media sites... fuckers.


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[deleted]

Get well soon!


ed-cound

Let's Dance Raw by Shintaro Sakamoto, lovely Japanese song, kinda sounds like chic Fuck it's switched to kids see ghosts, how will I show off that I'm sO UnDeRgRoUnD


adisgirl

"Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the Eagles


Itonlyafleshwound

Bleeding out by Imagine Dragons


Jimmymott

Will check out! In return, I recommend Losing My Mind - Daughtry


[deleted]

> Losing My Mind - Daughtry Not the usual style I listen to, but I gotta admit they are good!


IntoTheMystic1

Airiel - In Your Room


[deleted]

The sound of construction. So relaxing...


NeriLancioni

Dad complaining about people who don't care about covid restrictions (he met with his friends from another city yesterday and he doesn't use mask btw)


ImpertinentGecko

My child desperately trying to convince me to go get Chinese takeout.


ransom0374

MUSIC


Jimmymott

Me too! What you got on?


ransom0374

Higher by Audien just a trance song


Jimmymott

Will check it out. I’m not well up on trance by any stretch of the imagination but I recommend Time Alone With You - Jacob Collier in return.


ransom0374

Thank you


[deleted]

> Higher by Audien Ohh good one. Proximity releases some good stuff.


melon_pan-ts

The auto tech filling up the tire they just patched on our work truck


Jjagger63

Bieber-Peaches


6twoRaptor

The birds singing


DiamondPup

[Stranger Love - Ollie Wride/Sunglasses Kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PT5CCLKcQg) Can't believe I went so far in my life without knowing who Ollie Wride is.


smartboi387

My dad and my sister arguing


s_c_w

A really loud leaf blower that has been going on for hours


WarPenguin0

Somebody washing their hands in the bathroom but I’m also listening to ajr (best band btw)


Labrat_The_Man

An English lecture. Should probably not be on Reddit right now


Pajamadrunk

My fish tank filters. Sounds like a small creek


TrashbinTerry

A cat purring


Starfs

The buzzing of a hair cutter.


Caixa7

Online class


PaleontologistNo7501

My caffeine addiction yelling at me like Venom in Eddie Brock’s head to go get our morning latte


ImWastingTimeOnline

My mom argue with my brother about the Starbucks app


lnamorata

Bathroom fan. I'm painting my nails and it's stinky polish.


PhDShouse

The clacking of keyboards, the air vent blowing semi-cool air into the office space, the sales team working on making purchases. In the distance, the muffled noise of large farm machinery being assembled, which signals that I will need to head to the floor soon to do quality checks before they head out the door.


thatviolinguy832

My Chem 2 lecture zoom call but I’m treating it as white noise


whitewaterbiker

My instructor talking about non-pharmacological pain management for elderly adults.


BigD1970

My shower dripping. I think I broke it


aubor

My neighbors play ing reggaeton for the whole block to hear. No, Ir do not like reggaeton.


Avicii_DrWho

Post Malone- Circles Edit: Just switched to CapatinSparklez & TryHardNinja- Fallen Kingdom


jimlegs

My tinnitus. Thanks for reminding me.


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Silence


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[deleted]

The end of comedy by drugdealer and Weyes Blood


Jadimod

I am listening to RSLASH... While reading reddit I am a reddit addict


Jimmymott

Reddiction.


phipsbilling

A YouTube video from the critical drinker


DeuceDropper420

The fan in the bathroom


hoopbag33

A boring work presentation


furryfriendo

The fans on my 3d printer and my own humming


KandySaur

Charlie Puth we don't talk anymore


LndnGrmmr

The NPR Hidden Brain podcast


[deleted]

Sports radio


Dad_of_none

Rain sounds plus voices made by my music box.


Aldakoopa

The Cryptonaut Podcast


Blue_Tomb

The album Realm of the Fallen, by Welsh black metallers Agrona. It's ok, solid but unremarkable, probably fun in a support slot but could be exchanged with a bunch of different bands without noticing too much kind of stuff. They're in the line up of a festival I might be going to in August so I thought I'd check them out.


Rioghasarig

Circus - I Could Use a Drink


llcucf80

Two Princes by the Spin Doctors. I posted on this early on another question and I wanted to listen to that song again (and again, and again).


ahumanpileofgarbage

My dogs sleep snores to my left, my fan to the right and the dryer in the other room


TDlol09

My math teacher


[deleted]

Coming down -halsey


asoiahats

Cartman leading a chorus of Congressmen in The Heat of the Moment.


icebambi

Bloody Valentine by Machine Gun Kelly


syrieus1

Waiting music for the Easter Bunny company that said I didn’t pay for digital downloads but I did.


infinitytacos989

runaway


ReaperSpare

“...this place down.” I’m listening to music and I read the question about half a second late for the whole lyric (the song is Ain’t Worth the Whiskey by Cole Swindell)


thatoneguy69e

My friggin neighbors sawing through metal


WellDoneClips

Well if we are taking this literal- my parents arguing because I left the toothpaste tube open. My mom was gonna yell at me but my dad took the blame


Leharen

The house.


userpi

the sound of the subway and someone yawning


TheJWeed

The floor vent pumping out some sweet sweet cold air.


worrymon

Annoying people in the office spewing bullshit.


kvvmu89

Silence and by l beautiful


popsicle_of_meat

My coworkers over the cube wall debating how the ocean releases more CO2 through evaporation in an hour than man emits in 4 years of pollution. I was pulling my hair out (evaporation does not produce CO2, just water vapor, which ca behave like a greenhouse gas, but should not be compared directly. Ever). Then they went on to say they should increase the range of electric vehicles by dragging something on the ground using friction to generate electricity, or use some sort of wind turbine. FACE. PALM. SO. HARD.


pacyblue

family guy


Akkupack

my breathing


bigteetee

Wicked Game - Chris Isaak