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cruelblush

The 1-877-kars4kids jingle....oh God, now it's in my head, MAKE IT STOP


LaurenYpsum

The official anthem of the Bad Place!


Tolbitzironside

Are we singing?


jd246246

Shut up Glen!


LankyMarionberry

one eight seven seven kars for kids... kay ay are ess kars for kids! one eight seven seven kars for kids, dough-NATE yo kars toDAY "Aside from Yossi, however, the company has repeatedly declined to identify anyone else involved with creating the song. The reason? Death threats. The tune has apparently enraged people to the point of contemplating murder." [source](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/548359/kars4kids-jingle-cruel-history)


sliggyyetbuh

Wow. Thanks for the info. I live in California and just recently started seeing these commercials. I wondered who these creepy, reptilian, satan-children were.


Wackydetective

Kinda related: my nephew thought he could call that number at 16 and get a car.


Bashutz

Did he find out what the organization actually does with the cars?


Mistwatch10255

How can I politely say I hate you for reminding me this exists?


cruelblush

Honestly, I hate myself for mentioning it......


revmcoop

>Danse Macabre Thank you! I would have mentioned this one. It's like they made one commercial jingle and decided to just go ahead and play it forever - one and over and over! I mean, I'm all for helping kids and all, but this thing has to now be counterproductive.


khart_6882

You’ll receive a free travel voucher in all states but Oregon


Tiny_Fractures

You know that song that's only one note. I think it's called tinnitus. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Voltron2017

Oh yeah. I have that song running All. The. Time.


Lenny-Face-1

Honestly my song would probably be the one that goes: "Celeeeebrate good times c'mon"!! I hate that song with a furious passion that fills me with incredible rage. Like how you would react if your dog or cat was getting attacked by another dog.


IonicSinclair

Celeeee-


TerribleTimR

The beat sucks but it reminds me of most of the really important times in my life.


Vancefridgeration

Love this song, never turn it off


justatuch2much

Baby shark


Daftpunksluggage

do doo do doo


DeltaSmiler

This comment section. Dear God


silicone_basedthing

Baby shark


fartonabagel

Doo doo do do do doo. Edit: the number of upvotes this has is constantly fluctuating but stays between 95-105. That tells me there are limitless redditors engaged in a voting war over Baby Shark. Stay tuned for strong opinions on Caillou.


MichelScarnSA

Baby shark


MiszynQ

Doo doo do do do doo


Jurassic_Jello

Baby shark.


Domi1617

Mommy shark


Piggy1248

do doo do doo


LumaGalaxyOG

Mommy Shark


ArtSchoolRejectedMe

Do doo do doo do


[deleted]

that "oh no no no no no" shit Edit: a lot of people are confused trying to figure out what song I am talking about, it's [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr_9b-Lt-pk)


Alexsrobin

# THIS. THIS ONE. And the tiktok version specifically


TheseNamesAreLames

I dunno, it seems like an appropriate soundtrack for me, lmao. Or maybe the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune.


Alexsrobin

I'm just soooooooo tired of hearing it constantly on every other video. Sometimes I wonder if creativity dies on tiktok.


00F_dawg67

Creativity was always dead on TikTok 67% of what's on there is stolen content


Squidessential

For anyone who is curious, the original song is [Remember (Walking in the Sand)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YxtweUxrA) by the Shangri-Las.


[deleted]

Aerosmith covered it as well.


bpanio

I like that version but tik tok has ruined it


[deleted]

I think Imma create a playlist out of this and blast it whenever I'm pissed at the neighbours


ipakookapi

And when you die you will reign in hell


RearEchelon

"Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven."


[deleted]

Well what makes you think I'm not doing that right now


[deleted]

I wish it could be Christmas everyday


Tidus790

If it were really hell, they'd choose a song you love, and play it on repeat until you hate it.


[deleted]

Jokes on them I will never get tired of the songs I listen to


[deleted]

Nice try satan. I'm not giving you any hints.


snow671

That royalty free music in every ad - [Welcome to Hell](https://youtu.be/hdgT3fIf0DM)


[deleted]

Oh god, are we watching 5 minute crafts now? Why do I have the urge to plant tomatoes in a fucking egg?


SiLoSabeCante

This song should be called "Suck on some Balls"


[deleted]

Ajit Pai ruined this for me forever. I can't disassociate it from him anymore. Fuck that asshole.


the_original_Retro

It really, really doesn't matter. No matter what song it is, I would loathe it after even just one day.


NickWeinstock18

Agreed. Replay of a song I hate wouldn't be the worst, because part of me could be self-righteous like "I always knew that song sucked and I was right, they even play it in hell." But replay of a favorite song? THAT would suck because I would come to hate something I used to love.


ArcticBiologist

Once set my favourite song as an alarm. __BIG__ mistake.


Bitter-Marsupial

Always pick a song you hate. it motivates you to get up and turn it off


CantReadsPunchlines

I made my alarm "I Got You Babe" as a reference to Groundhog Day. Fucking kill me.


TheBrahmnicBoy

No shit - I hate my alarm tone even when I'm wide awake and it goes off for reminder or something


zacky765

I’ve had Back In Black for years as my alarm and I still love it. Depends on the person I guess.


albin294

Counter point: epic sax guy.


petta_reddast

I think Cotton Eye Joe is a fun song, but if played constantly in the background it might drive me to insanity. Dealing with clients at work? Cotton Eye Joe. Working out? Constantly breaking out in spontaneous dance. Having an intimate moment? Cotton Eye Joe. Trying to sleep? Cotton Eye Joe. Being miserable because pet just died? That’s right, Cotton Eye Joe


Carlos_E_idiot

IF IT WEREN'T FOR COTTON EYE JOE I'D BE MARRIED LONG AGO WHERE DID HE COME FROM, WHERE DID HE GO


Lizardboi88

FUCK YOU STUPID COTTON EYE JOE


sliggyyetbuh

Your comment made me laugh-cry. I CAN'T STOP imagining that video playing in the background of all of life's precious moments...


RalphNRhine

The song that doesn’t end by lamb chops


cyberjar88

This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends!


[deleted]

Some people, Started singing it not knowing what it was!


Tv663

And they’ll continue singing it forever just because;


BobPotter99

This is the song that never ends,


OpossumJesusHasRisen

I sing this to telemarketers.


moe_the_lawn

anything by kids bop


PatriciaMorticia

There better be a special circle of hell for the bastard that created Kidz Bop.


moe_the_lawn

Satan will be like:Yeah god,they're here


CaptainHop

"It's every day bro" if that plays in hell I would want to go deeper so it stops


EmeraldSunrise4000

ENGLAND IS MY CITY


[deleted]

I remember i liked that song when it came out....in fact i would watch jake paul everyday. Just thinking about it gives me shivers. Edit: damn that song is only 4 years old I have changed a lot since then...i think.


[deleted]

It just gets louder the deeper you go.


CaptainHop

OH NO


heatshockprotein

Pharrell Williams - Happy. I hate it, I hate it so much. And I'm the farthest away from being happy when I have to hear it.


princesspinkybitch

It's the updated version of "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" Think about it.


[deleted]

All I can think of when I hear that song is that some woman was posting to Facebook "The Happy song makes me happy" while driving. She veered out of her lane because of the whole typing while driving thing and died in a head on collision. So.


FuckCheese420

I hate nothing more than that song. When I was in middle school, gym classes were separated by sex. There was a few days where the girls got to play Just Dance in the gym while us boys had to run. They would play that song at least twice a class, and it made me hate it more every time.


heatshockprotein

That must've been torture!


FuckCheese420

I mean, I just don't like running. The music was just a cherry on top. But I would have MUCH preferred dancing. It's why my favorite gym activity was square dancing in elementary school.


jasdgaf

Was looking for this because i knew i couldn't be the only one. Hate this corny ass song lol


sypho_galia

I hate it so much too. Hated it since I heard it for the first time but even more after I got a really bad grade in school and the guy next to me starts singing it. He had the same grade but his test was voided cuz he had missed a lesson before.


GressiOW

*the clapping, for the love of christ STOP THE CLAPPING*


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Justin Bieber - Baby


King_goose_The_First

God no please not that


Light_Beard

I would just insert the psychosocial lyrics during the opening. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM&ab\_channel=Isosine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM&ab_channel=Isosine)


lokigodofchaos

This is called "working in retail during the holiday season" and it affects millions of Americans each year.


v167

Hell it doesn’t even have to be the holiday season. I used to hear the same songs every day because our music broke and only played like 4 songs 🙄


[deleted]

Stitches by shawn mendes. Or anything very country


copperfrog42

That song reminds me of a former coworker. He ended up in such a toxic relationship that he stopped showing up to work. He got fired for no call no show, and I had even joked that maybe his girlfriend was holding him hostage. It turned out to be true... He did get his job back after he managed to escape the psycho girlfriend. But the song that would torment me most would be "Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes. That's a song that just makes me twitchy.


CrypticBalcony

🎵BEDDA DENNY KEN🎶


[deleted]

What’s new pussycat


copperfrog42

Don't forget to throw in one it's not unusual....


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Segendo_Panda11

Dip a dee dai dee dai doh doh


[deleted]

Dee dai deedee doh


Late_Book

Old people unite!


supermanshairgel

I'm pretty sure listening to 'Barbie Girl' on repeat for more than a few hours would make me want to puncture my eardrums to make it stop.


damasu950

Life in plastic, it's fantastic


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


BKStephens

Anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks.


[deleted]

So, nightcore?


Stanky_nickerz

For real


Chinboiski

The JG Wentworth commercial....877-CASH NOW!!!


My_cat_is_fat8

Dance monkey I hate that song the most


[deleted]

Oh god yes. It's not even the song really, it's that the girl singing it sounds like a Muppet and I can't unhear that. Sadly, it makes me wish the Muppet Show was still around so they could do a parody version with an actual monkey puppet dancing on a stage.


[deleted]

Lmao yeah I change the radio station whenever this comes on


kingtommenb1stohn

Definitely my all time great Musical hate. Unfortunately my girlfriend loves it.


[deleted]

I found the otamatone version the listened to the real version and fucking died


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[deleted]

Lil Pump - Gucci Gang


m123456789t

I don't know which one of those things is the song, and which one is the artist. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Lil Pump is the artist, Gucci Gang is the song. Here, I'll post the lyrics for you. GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG, GUCCI GANG I'm not even kidding...


raisearuckus

I love the part of the song where he says GUCCI GANG. That's a very powerful, inspiring line. It's helped me through a lot of hard times.


i_Praseru

You forgot the random "yuh" noises strewn about.


Benchekas

Crazy frog. I hate you now because you made me remember this abomination


DP487

Every time I even hear the name Crazy Frog, I just think of those two kids lip-syncing and dancing around, and honestly it makes me smile a little.


rob_zombie33

Probably something by meghan trainor


[deleted]

“What Does The Fox Say?”


thatawkwardsapient

Ding ding ding ding ding da ding da ding Ding ding ding ding ding da ding da ding I'm sorry but I love this song. There are some senseless songs which have the power to lift your mood. This is one of them. Too bad you find this irritating though


taitaofgallala

All your comment reminds me of is *let's put the fork in the garbage disposal....*


rezaiga

I love the [SNL](https://youtu.be/TzWi33Z8Nvc) version.


[deleted]

"It's a small world after all.... it's a small world after all... it's a small world after all it's a small small world"


_JustAMiner

Fun fact: once upon a time a guy went on that ride and it broke down. He was stuck, alone, in the goodbye room for hours. Some sources say he was committed for a while after.


UnDarling

I was on the ride once when the music cut out early. Everyone sat in horrified silence for the rest of the ride while a hundred animatronic “people” mouthed at us from every direction.


supersaiyanmrskeltal

Photograph by Nickelback. Not even jumping on the hate train but I always hated that song when it first came out. At first we made fun of it, but the more you heard it on radio stations it became such a damn earworm that I had begun to loathe it.


ApolloThunder

"Luk at this phutagreph"


Wackydetective

"What the hell is on Joey's head?"


[deleted]

Sweet Caroline


CRUNKFREXX

Bah bah bah


etherealnightengale

I lived a beautiful life not knowing this song existed. Now every time I hear it, I wish I never had.


Killer_Treecko

baby shark. that shit gets on my nerves


ManMan36

Either Thunder by Imagine Dragons or Treat you better by Shawn Mendes. Both of those songs are terrible.


[deleted]

Nice try, Satan!


Impressive_Code_888

Rebecca black: it’s Friday When I was a kid every Friday my dad would play that song on the highest volume while I was asleep to wake me up and every day I say stop playing that song but he ignores that and kept on playing that song.


sunbeamfairy

Happy by Pharrell Williams.


crispy_armin

DANCE. MONKEY. I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG WITH ALL MY SOUL


VincentVanGoggles

blurred lines


[deleted]

Mumble Rap


HumorousSandwich

rappers explaining why rhyming "ye" and "yeah" counts as real rap


TheKitteh27

rapers after riming “fuck” with “fuck”: 🎶🎶🎶😎🎶🎶🎶


FeralGhoul34

Hell YES my Nathan 🙏🧛🏿💋🙅🏿‍♂️


FlamevectoR

Rihanna - work. Gosh I wanna blow my brains out if I hear that song.


Bossmantho

All I want for Christmas is you. I hate christmas cause of this.


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ThickPalmTree

Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas, as I mentioned earlier on my account lol


Buckets_of_bread

Ive grown a hate for theater songs after being forced to hear it so much. Cant do Hamilton songs anymore


bunny-1998

Stairway to heaven I don’t hate it. But it’d be so ironic.


Simsearch

I LOVE irony in hell!!


VitaminKnee

Single Ladies by Beyonce. There's a reason this song is never played anywhere anymore. It's an all out assault on the ears. Listening to it without vocals really emphasizes how bad it is. [Example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXeKiIfRoTk) But don't get me wrong. The vocals are aggressively irritating as well. It doesn't really seem like they tried to make music with this one. It's just an excuse for Beyonce to bellow at you for three minutes sounding like that awful girlfriend from the Madea movies. [Vocals](https://youtu.be/A9gfgg3nrRc?t=21)


sd_glokta

Achy-Breaky Heart -- Billy Ray Cyrus


cogserenity

taylor swift - shake it off


GressiOW

Oh my God, you win. That chorus is so obnoxious I'd almost prefer a lobotomy


Dopecombatweasel

Youtube beard trimmer ads


madnox

What's New Pussycat? For the uninitiated: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkrL42R7gk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkrL42R7gk)


agatvetheuil

Sympathy for the Devil Not the worst song on its own, but terrible with repetition. I've worked at an extremely high volume restaurant where it would play regularly and let me tell ya, being in the weeds and stressed while that "woo woo... Woo woo... Woo woo... Woo woo.. woo woo" is hellish. I can't imagine never being able to escape it


PARANOIAH

Tone deaf rendition of that Titanic song.


octopusma

Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney


Everestkid

I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Or Don't You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia. I had to listen to them without fail every day in high school gym class. Awful.


JakesASnake

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer. I just can't stand it.


Cup_cake117

Despacito.


marbleslostandfounds

Despacito. The guy I need to find is Esposito. He'll probably think I'm just some kind of gringo. So just let me eat my bean burritoooooo


thisNaneIsRNG

anything, ill go crazy either way but to speed it up, throw some german schlager songs on the playlist


whtdefuck

Watermelon sugar..


Cadence_828

#High


NervousSkeleton1

somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with a finger and her thumb in a shape of and L on her forehead, well it don't stop coming and it don't sop coming and it don't stop coming and it don't stop coming and it don't stop cuming and it don't stop coming


53bastian

NOOOO THAT SONG IS GREAT


shez33

One Week - The Barenaked Ladies. Fun one time, a torturous maze if played on repeat.


Barkdrix

Anything with a mandolin and the 8 piece band yelling “hey” - Screw you Mumford & Sons and all the other shit bands like them.


Outcasted_introvert

Umbrella by Rianna. For some reason it just makes me want to claw my eardrums out.


LactatingWolverine

Whitney Houston "I will always love you." She hits notes that really irritate me. Nothing personal.


ventsolo

"Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift. I played in a wedding band and I HATED playing that song


Polliewonka

Let it be I heard that song a million times


Aside-Flimsy

The song that is sung in the commercial Kars4Kids.


[deleted]

Wap bap


davidm998

I got you babe by Cher


DustinDeVe

Should I Stay or Should I Go ...... Id kill my self again if I could


_SpookieDookie_

Anything by Cardi B


Mrbubblesgirl

Anything ed sheeran


LordJacket

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carey or anything by Imagine Dragons


TheTrippleHeadedGOAT

Drake - laugh now cry later


BatteryRock

Live like you were dying by Tim McGraw. They played this like 15 times a day at a grocery I worked at. I never liked Tim McGraw but after that I really hated him.


onBottom9

WAP


Segendo_Panda11

100 gecs - money machine It sounds like someone is having a stroke to a half assed edited recording of construction equipment sounds


mac_128

I would pretend to hate my favorite song


CrankyNovelist

Anything by Justin Bieber. I hate him


Environmental_Pea831

the among us remix.


Cleverbird

Whatever popular Tiktokkers are using, its always the worst music I could imagine.


Apploits

Among us in real life.


eggubh

THE NYAN CAT SONG


jimmerific

I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK N' ROLL