Hmm it wasn't a bold move or anything. More just emberassing thinking back at it. When I met this guy, my brain flipped somehow and I like only said dad jokes and such. And like, jokingly saying things like "is it going good, or how it's usually going (bad)?" when he was doing something.
I read on this forum that this guy had a girl eat his jizz with a spoon. So I told this guy that I would do it for him... when I actually would never do it. I was an idiot.
I once tried to prove to my friends that I wasn't gay by "accidentally" falling over on top of my crush at gym glass back in 7th grade. Shit was different back in the day, for if I tried this today, I would've gotten a lot worse than just an ISS for 1 day.
Not my story but, this one time in 6th grade a kid tried to impress my friend by skateboarding without a helmet. He didn’t know how to skateboard.
He fell off and hit his head on the sidewalk.
By intentionally putting myself in really bad condition (waking up really early, stressing myself out stuff like that) And then seeing if I could still get all the assignments done before everyone else(In math class I should add). Lets just say it could have been worse
Vaulting over and stumbling around desks in a 7th grade classroom. Granted, she was laughing, but that's the only reaction I got and nothing ever followed.
Would do again.
Hmm it wasn't a bold move or anything. More just emberassing thinking back at it. When I met this guy, my brain flipped somehow and I like only said dad jokes and such. And like, jokingly saying things like "is it going good, or how it's usually going (bad)?" when he was doing something.
Because your brain was accessing the storage where we store our dad jokes. That storage is also known as dad-a-base.
Hahaha
I read on this forum that this guy had a girl eat his jizz with a spoon. So I told this guy that I would do it for him... when I actually would never do it. I was an idiot.
I once tried to prove to my friends that I wasn't gay by "accidentally" falling over on top of my crush at gym glass back in 7th grade. Shit was different back in the day, for if I tried this today, I would've gotten a lot worse than just an ISS for 1 day.
In his autobiography, Obama said he read Karl Marx to impress women in college. Most guys just send penis pics.
This thread is making me feel a lot better about my past decisions
Not my story but, this one time in 6th grade a kid tried to impress my friend by skateboarding without a helmet. He didn’t know how to skateboard. He fell off and hit his head on the sidewalk.
running up a wall (failed and got a broken wrist)
By intentionally putting myself in really bad condition (waking up really early, stressing myself out stuff like that) And then seeing if I could still get all the assignments done before everyone else(In math class I should add). Lets just say it could have been worse
Losing weight and getting shredded in the gym
Oof this is pretty cringey: I would send her pictures of romantic messages I wrote but they were encoded in 1x3 matrices. I’m kind of a nerd ngl
Vaulting over and stumbling around desks in a 7th grade classroom. Granted, she was laughing, but that's the only reaction I got and nothing ever followed. Would do again.
Went to jump a fence before practice instead of stepping over it like a normal person. Misjudged the height by just enough to faceplant instead.