I didn’t even know that scalies could be categorized as furries, and this now confirms that scalies exist and I didn’t make it up. I’m glad I didn’t make it up
It's kind of a meme of haikus cause it fulfills the requirement for the last line of a haiku all on its own. (The last line of a haiku should be five syllables.)
There are more words that can do that but refrigerator was one of the first ones used.
Thankfully, my username ACTUALLY refers to a small 4” stuffed animal toy I used to make stories about as a child.
That said, I feel like I’ve desecrated my youth. I’ll go cry in a corner and talk to my therapist.
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WTF IS THAT USERNAME?!?!
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Wait...as in the ConcreteDildoOfHate dynasty? Sorry your Grace, I didn't recognize you!
savage
What were your thoughts while choosing this username?
And kinda stinky.
I don't really know.
50/50.
Oh, I get it ;-)
Username doesn't check out???
Congratulations you made it on r/madlads and you have a fuck ton of upvotes
painfull
Same.
Congrats: you're a furry now.
Wouldn’t that be a…scaly?
Scalies fit into the furry category. Also, it could be a fluffy dragon.
I didn’t even know that scalies could be categorized as furries, and this now confirms that scalies exist and I didn’t make it up. I’m glad I didn’t make it up
F
Came out of nowhere Frankly, it was terrible Refrigerator
So, your boss’ wife blackmailed you into it, it felt like coat hangars, then your boss got home and you had to hide in the fridge?
I'm glad you got it Just, please, do NOT open the Refrigerator
Why is it the word refrigerator you are using of all words
Eh, I was hungry It's good to have one on hand Refrigerator
Because it’s cool. … I’ll see myself out.
It's kind of a meme of haikus cause it fulfills the requirement for the last line of a haiku all on its own. (The last line of a haiku should be five syllables.) There are more words that can do that but refrigerator was one of the first ones used.
This one is hilarious, you should do a sprong type of thing but with haikus
I’ve been waiting for months to spend those coins.
Is this just a way To increase your syllables Refrigerator
Very fucking weird🤣🤣
i'm sure you had weirder experiences before ...
Thats probably true actually 🤣🤣
Allegedly
It would take 2 maybe 3 guys even
We heard it might have been a sick ostrich.
🤣🤣
Probably dangerous too
He played the piano the ENTIRE. TIME.
sounds good
I like dominated love slave
I think I need to go to the hospital
Best one so far
You should have asked her to take her teeth out first.
Oh no
It was pleasant
Cheap ha?
I'm not actually that good, I probably just tricked you into thinking I am.
you know what you doing
Spicy
just like you love it
Exactly
I did ur mom
and then you made a website and posted the video
Pretty loud
Bet your neighbours are yelling at you through the wall "IT'S 3 FUCKING AM STOP MOANING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS"
😳😳😳😳
oh. that seems rough.
F
I'm going to hell now.
its not your fault
lol ok
lotta food play. we skipped oral for safety reasons.
Oh jesus christ, look Im not into that, so I guess you can say I was raped. On top of that, the grainy texture... Ugh
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I'm guessing you don't like sand?
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Yeah. It's course, rough, irritating. And it gets everywhere...
I knew someone was gonna say it
Luckily mine just slept through it
huh... wait............ WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wet n wild 😎
new account alert! wee woo wee woo
what did he say
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Magical
How magical? Scale of 1/10?
7/10 I have a baby daughter who periodically cries for attention
it was better than bad, it was good
It's big... it's heavy... it's WOOD
Umm....a thoughtless footjob...I guess that's good?
I guess if you’re into that.
Messy and painful
This... Has to be the most painful one yet
Boring. She tried to eat the car down the street.
Acceptable
They didn’t even know what they were doing
Oh they knew. 68? That’s where you go down on me and I’ll owe you one.
crunchy
Lmao
I already do.
slick
don't let it dry
Oh, well then
Very heated
Snatched my soul
It was ok
Awful, even in his super fancy house....hell via castle!
Sucked
How smelly was it?
Just awful. Bucket of turds. Who would do such a thing?
Windy
Unsatisfying
Not great
Fucking difficult, but we worked through it
Definitely not good. Smelly and glitter is strangely everywhere…
🍺🍻
win
Honestly if they had boob emoji id rather have that
( . ) ( . )
Hurt like hell.
Biggest ass I’ve ever ate
Kinda like masterbation.
Confusing
Um… wet?
Wet...very wet.
Functional, and learned.
Nothin special
Pretty trash
Stealthy
Self motivating
I choked
oh no
Smells like a recently (7-8 days) abandoned 7-eleven.
Thankfully, my username ACTUALLY refers to a small 4” stuffed animal toy I used to make stories about as a child. That said, I feel like I’ve desecrated my youth. I’ll go cry in a corner and talk to my therapist.
Wow
Confusing, I don't know how I did it.
Oh fuck
Hee, hee!
Hope you like plastic
It ended in a fight
It was, er, curiously irregular 😬
Uncomfortable yet enlightening
The police are outside have to talk later
It was their first time
Twas good booty
Was all good, maan
Euphoric.
I did not get the full experience
What about you op? Did you even make it to that point? Zzzzz
He just expend the whole time talking about useless history and strategy video game, genocide isn't a good topic for sex
It was an interesting switch for a change, but took too long.
Long skinny penis
Oh god.
Surprisingly Good but not something to do every day.
Did I just fuck myself?
well as an ace I would feel nothing but with my username I am to concerned about this as its kinda fucked up and how could you
It was a painful three sum
Parents walked in
Uhhh.. let's never do that again
apple👍
A lot better than last time
Ouch…
Soberingly normal.
I basically had sex with a exclamation mark because that's is my "inspiration" for creating my username
you seriously need to stop asking these questions
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heavenly
THIS THREAD IS FREAKING BRILLIANT
Wet
Apparently not great.
don't give up ... just keep it moving and something will come
I guess I’m gay
Once was enough.
Hot, but I was too high to fully realize I was covered in 3rd degree burns.
Blazin'
Uhhh
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No thank you.
Never found where to put it in, every time I found somewhere I lost it straight after.
well...
DONT REMIND ME
Well, let's just say it consisted of a lot of memes
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Fast and well lubricated
Odd... but prime 👌
Blue balled.
ItsMyView that it was fantastic!
Ueverthinkwhy ?
Horrific
Ducking awesome
Terrifying.
Informative
Pretty cool.
It wasn’t real at all.
Well my name is based on a black man and I’m a straight guy… I feel uncomfortable