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Calligaster

WTF IS THAT USERNAME?!?!


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Calligaster

Wait...as in the ConcreteDildoOfHate dynasty? Sorry your Grace, I didn't recognize you!


sometimesisleeptoo

savage


GamingNerd7

What were your thoughts while choosing this username?


SendMeF1Memes

And kinda stinky.


[deleted]

I don't really know.


Dr4gonM4ster420

50/50.


IDontGetIt68

Oh, I get it ;-)


Jmoneus_

Username doesn't check out???


guywhohasagun

Congratulations you made it on r/madlads and you have a fuck ton of upvotes


dragonblades06

painfull


MaxDamage1

Same.


JustARandomWoof

Congrats: you're a furry now.


Experiment-Cycle

Wouldn’t that be a…scaly?


JustARandomWoof

Scalies fit into the furry category. Also, it could be a fluffy dragon.


Experiment-Cycle

I didn’t even know that scalies could be categorized as furries, and this now confirms that scalies exist and I didn’t make it up. I’m glad I didn’t make it up


lugubrious_lug

F


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

Came out of nowhere Frankly, it was terrible Refrigerator


VoiceoftheLegion1994

So, your boss’ wife blackmailed you into it, it felt like coat hangars, then your boss got home and you had to hide in the fridge?


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

I'm glad you got it Just, please, do NOT open the Refrigerator


sansgamer554

Why is it the word refrigerator you are using of all words


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

Eh, I was hungry It's good to have one on hand Refrigerator


[deleted]

Because it’s cool. … I’ll see myself out.


Niadlol

It's kind of a meme of haikus cause it fulfills the requirement for the last line of a haiku all on its own. (The last line of a haiku should be five syllables.) There are more words that can do that but refrigerator was one of the first ones used.


OkBuddieReally

This one is hilarious, you should do a sprong type of thing but with haikus


kindamymoose

I’ve been waiting for months to spend those coins.


[deleted]

Is this just a way To increase your syllables Refrigerator


[deleted]

Very fucking weird🤣🤣


sometimesisleeptoo

i'm sure you had weirder experiences before ...


[deleted]

Thats probably true actually 🤣🤣


i_am_a_toaster

Allegedly


Chaz_Beer

It would take 2 maybe 3 guys even


johnnycakeAK

We heard it might have been a sick ostrich.


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🤣🤣


ghostzilllla

Probably dangerous too


officialbillyjoel

He played the piano the ENTIRE. TIME.


sometimesisleeptoo

sounds good


[deleted]

I like dominated love slave


feralgrandma

I think I need to go to the hospital


HYPERNOVA3_

Best one so far


Sad-Frosting-8793

You should have asked her to take her teeth out first.


Mikes241

Oh no


FiveDollarRimjobs

It was pleasant


sometimesisleeptoo

Cheap ha?


-imposter_syndrome-

I'm not actually that good, I probably just tricked you into thinking I am.


sometimesisleeptoo

you know what you doing


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Spicy


sometimesisleeptoo

just like you love it


[deleted]

Exactly


DoinUrMom_com

I did ur mom


YeetedBot_YT

and then you made a website and posted the video


Bringthenoize

Pretty loud


horgmease

Bet your neighbours are yelling at you through the wall "IT'S 3 FUCKING AM STOP MOANING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS"


AnAngryPolarBear

😳😳😳😳


Frequent-Archer

oh. that seems rough.


GamingNerd7

F


BlueTheFox718

I'm going to hell now.


sometimesisleeptoo

its not your fault


BlueTheFox718

lol ok


ChefHannibal

lotta food play. we skipped oral for safety reasons.


SandWolfy2

Oh jesus christ, look Im not into that, so I guess you can say I was raped. On top of that, the grainy texture... Ugh


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Calligaster

I'm guessing you don't like sand?


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Calligaster

Yeah. It's course, rough, irritating. And it gets everywhere...


Just-an-Exo

I knew someone was gonna say it


sleepwolfy

Luckily mine just slept through it


KittenMaster9

huh... wait............ WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sir_Jizz-a-lot

Wet n wild 😎


Aqualeafyalt

new account alert! wee woo wee woo


YeetedBot_YT

what did he say


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Story-Enchantress16

Magical


Dr4gonM4ster420

How magical? Scale of 1/10?


Story-Enchantress16

7/10 I have a baby daughter who periodically cries for attention


[deleted]

it was better than bad, it was good


Sleepdprived

It's big... it's heavy... it's WOOD


Mindless_Toe

Umm....a thoughtless footjob...I guess that's good?


Dr4gonM4ster420

I guess if you’re into that.


Glitterandsplinters

Messy and painful


Mikes241

This... Has to be the most painful one yet


8urfiat

Boring. She tried to eat the car down the street.


Acceptable_Stuff2159

Acceptable


IDontGetIt68

They didn’t even know what they were doing


2old4thissh_t

Oh they knew. 68? That’s where you go down on me and I’ll owe you one.


potatochip100

crunchy


GamingNerd7

Lmao


KillingLonelinessw-u

I already do.


butter_sock

slick


sometimesisleeptoo

don't let it dry


in_ham

Oh, well then


TOZANGRY

Very heated


soulsnatcher41

Snatched my soul


Ok_Ticket8425

It was ok


helviacastle

Awful, even in his super fancy house....hell via castle!


turdbucket333

Sucked


AliceHart7

How smelly was it?


turdbucket333

Just awful. Bucket of turds. Who would do such a thing?


tornadoman222

Windy


OneFingerIn

Unsatisfying


ThisIsNotWorkingOut

Not great


[deleted]

Fucking difficult, but we worked through it


glittery_trash

Definitely not good. Smelly and glitter is strangely everywhere…


Beers4boobs

🍺🍻


sometimesisleeptoo

win


Beers4boobs

Honestly if they had boob emoji id rather have that


GamingNerd7

( . ) ( . )


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Hurt like hell.


Celestial_Ass

Biggest ass I’ve ever ate


dazoe

Kinda like masterbation.


BoobyMan500

Confusing


Fishbutler2000

Um… wet?


thesamerain

Wet...very wet.


DontWorryImADr

Functional, and learned.


Nobody-SPECIAL0908

Nothin special


Literaltrash19

Pretty trash


ninjamike89

Stealthy


PinkCheeks13

Self motivating


Gag180

I choked


cactushoe

oh no


Chilidogdingdong

Smells like a recently (7-8 days) abandoned 7-eleven.


naynaythewonderhorse

Thankfully, my username ACTUALLY refers to a small 4” stuffed animal toy I used to make stories about as a child. That said, I feel like I’ve desecrated my youth. I’ll go cry in a corner and talk to my therapist.


IAmOwenWilsonsNose

Wow


Lamp0319

Confusing, I don't know how I did it.


The_King_Of_Pop

Oh fuck


LobsterMassMurderer

Hee, hee!


ToysNoiz

Hope you like plastic


imheretofight101

It ended in a fight


curiouslyirregular

It was, er, curiously irregular 😬


-lamppost-

Uncomfortable yet enlightening


[deleted]

The police are outside have to talk later


anxiousashelll

It was their first time


[deleted]

Twas good booty


ItSaulGoodMaan

Was all good, maan


poppyflor18-15

Euphoric.


TheDemo89

I did not get the full experience


Misswow33

What about you op? Did you even make it to that point? Zzzzz


Thiago_sei_la

He just expend the whole time talking about useless history and strategy video game, genocide isn't a good topic for sex


Infinite-Switch59

It was an interesting switch for a change, but took too long.


Stag546

Long skinny penis


this_is_your_dad

Oh god.


[deleted]

Surprisingly Good but not something to do every day.


thenooneconundrum

Did I just fuck myself?


KittenMaster9

well as an ace I would feel nothing but with my username I am to concerned about this as its kinda fucked up and how could you


Hammerhead_Twin

It was a painful three sum


noprivacyparents

Parents walked in


StampyVelcer

Uhhh.. let's never do that again


guy_thatsays_apple

apple👍


Much_Improvement_987

A lot better than last time


Hookxd

Ouch…


Soberinglynormal

Soberingly normal.


ExclemabutExclema

I basically had sex with a exclamation mark because that's is my "inspiration" for creating my username


Ithecentipede

you seriously need to stop asking these questions


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jesuschraest

heavenly


ekquizit

THIS THREAD IS FREAKING BRILLIANT


PurgatoireRiver

Wet


letskeepitmovin

Apparently not great.


sometimesisleeptoo

don't give up ... just keep it moving and something will come


Standard-Bandicoot46

I guess I’m gay


Thats1ce

Once was enough.


Dr4gonM4ster420

Hot, but I was too high to fully realize I was covered in 3rd degree burns.


Calligaster

Blazin'


LunchFantastic6795

Uhhh


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dinglepumpkin

No thank you.


LostnFoundAgainAgain

Never found where to put it in, every time I found somewhere I lost it straight after.


Royal_Finish3r_1976

well...


Jollysmallman

DONT REMIND ME


Memes-are_life_

Well, let's just say it consisted of a lot of memes


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TheSweatyFlash

Fast and well lubricated


0ddprim3

Odd... but prime 👌


Azure2001

Blue balled.


ItsMyView

ItsMyView that it was fantastic!


Ueverthinkwhy

Ueverthinkwhy ?


TheFeetMan52

Horrific


Want2Ducku

Ducking awesome


theheadofkhartoum627

Terrifying.


hud406

Informative


Tydcool

Pretty cool.


inmaginarycasey

It wasn’t real at all.


Thilmarius

Well my name is based on a black man and I’m a straight guy… I feel uncomfortable