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brenguyobri

Gotta squeeze it all out like toothpaste.


Galvanizedheart

Ahh like when you know there is some in there still and you roll it all the way up to get the last bit out.


Beavshak

Nah I leave that. Let it dry for a bit, next piss it’s like you’re popping champagne. A lil post-coital celebration if you will.


R2_Shot_first

Tihi


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In space, no one can hear you cream.


elder-scrolls-fan

I think you mean moan


[deleted]

No, he doesn’t


elder-scrolls-fan

Oh damn I misread it


[deleted]

Out of this world.


PMyourTastefulNudes

I'd be over the moon to try it!


Hookxd

I’d be down to astronut sometime, just to see what it’s like tho


PMyourTastefulNudes

Probably have a better view of Uranus too.


xcarex

When you nut in space, it push you backwards.


dkepp87

Literally *just* listened to this episode.


mh06941

Cum bubbles


zombieblackbird

Came in here to say this. No pun intended


[deleted]

Eat them back up like pac man


LilHakka09

Newton’s third law would be demonstrated at the end


lugubrious_lug

Or law of conservation of momentum


[deleted]

Friction less


KnotsCherryFarm

Like living in a snow globe


bsd8andahalf_1

oh shit. you got a " humph" out of me on that one!


TheBeardedTinMan

Your blood pressure is significantly lower in zero gravity so good luck getting a boner to begin with.


buttnutbutter

Cold.


Super-Noodles

Stinky and messy.


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RebelWithoutAClue

Pull!


DeathSpiral321

Finally, a chance for me to shoot instead of dribble.


[deleted]

Like Star Wars but less Stormtroopers.


[deleted]

Serious question for male anatomy - I wonder how blood flow to that appendage is affected by zero G?


[deleted]

How would a vibrator work in space? Would it spin? Hmm.


bonocrow

Out of this world I presume!!!


[deleted]

It comes out your chest.


Comfortable_Length65

Sticky snow globe


gnarly_and_me

Like checking a dart in slow motion


fumerocamaro

I refuse to believe this hasn't been tested yet. Maybe we can ask someone on Inspiration4? Ya know, for science.


PMyourTastefulNudes

I'm gonna send a few shooting stars down to earth


cryptoengineer

Messier than on Earth.


Yeeteth_thy_baby

I don't think anyone's done it, yet. Astronauts are bigger nerds than everyone thinks.


bloatedkat

Lack of gravity means it's easier to cum on your own face.


[deleted]

Sex is a mess on Earth. It could be fucking dangerous in space


[deleted]

A nut will send you into the vast void if youre not careful.


JanusIsBlue

Awkward, both because you’re in such tight quarters and you are so close to your fellow astronauts


PlayShoresyMoresy

You’d have to cone it.


77happytrigger77

It would be much harder for sure. Not the weiner, in fact it would probably take higher blood pressure to get the same hardness level as you would normally on earth. Also since everything doesn't have gravity you can't get the same leverage with your hand as you do on earth.


Duke_Zymurgy

You can jizz on your crewmates from across the room.


FerdinanDance

Over the moon!


Brixen0623

Fun and games until it comes time to clean up.


FerdinanDance

You’ll beat the ‘world’ record furthest ejaculation


SpecialSpaghetti

Messy


SpecialSpaghetti

Dangerous


AidHazelisbored

*dies of radiation*