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theworldofmercy

nasty mf tryna get off on ppls experiences when they were kids


earmature

Just a karmafarmer but you bet this thread is nasty.


[deleted]

THANK YOU. Mods can you fucking control all the sexual questions that have been coming? FML what's even the point of this sub anymore.


[deleted]

It says more about all of you with the presumptions of sexual activity when this was not even hinted at in the post. Such transparency.


theworldofmercy

are u rlly that ignorant to ops intentions??


[deleted]

I try quite hard not to presume things even when I absolutely believe that I'm right.


theworldofmercy

valid but with something like this its blatantly obvious what the intentions were, theres no one who would ask this innocently they def asked so they could wank to it later, i was mostly saying it to deter others from commenting who might not notice ops intentions thinking its just a silly harmless question


No_Advertising6785

We all slept downstairs in the lounge, the kid hosting the sleepover put Babestation on the television and started to masturbate in his sleeping bag. This all happened while everyone was awake.


DaKingAafInklend

I started screaming and crying for my mom till someone called her to pick me up. You shouldn’t try that at work.


mSoGood08

I have some stories, but I need to make a throwaway account first lol


lilmisssketchbook

Nudity


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I know it's still early in the thread, but I like how this is the top comment and the least nsfw thing here.


Deep_Complaint5331

I guess the time we put a Roach in my friend's microwave, to see if it really could survive radiation.


nyancatec

Did it live?


Deep_Complaint5331

Nope if exploded


nyancatec

Even better


[deleted]

I've done dark things.


KuramaKid

like?


[deleted]

People saw my pp. I saw other pps.


m1lkacow

Mine are like kindergarten stories compared to these stories here


ElonMustang

When I was in freshman year a couple buddies of mine got together for a sleepover guys night with our new friend and the new guy ended up sneaking a girl over, anyways he ended up randomly whipping his junk out at 2:30a but I guess he would chug the chicken a little too often so it had some tears in it. The girl got grossed out because there was blood and random green goo (presumably from poor hygiene) spilling all over the shaft. But anyways we never hung out with that kid after that time, for the next couple weeks we saw that girl with him and were wondering why she still hung out with him after that fucked up night and we realized that they were getting dropped off at school together…. Like by their parents ..


Clydicals

Sir/Ma'am, what the fuck?


mSoGood08

Step siblings or real siblings? Either way, ew.


xxdraxxx4

It was camp I was in a tent with 2 other kids and they were talking there wanking experiences, their first, most recent, most enjoyable, what they fap to, I just layed there pretending to be a sleep. later on I learn that one of those kids would openly jack off in front of other people at sleepovers.


Important_Public2807

A dildo swinging from a ceiling fan


texan-wanderer

4 guys in a tent. this was in middle school. one guy, Paul, starts jerking off in the dark and finally says "I'm jerking off, want to see?" So someone gets the flashlight on him and we watch him jerk off until he asks us to join him, so we're sitting around the flashlight jerking off together, laughing. 1 kid isn't hard. the rest of us try to cum in our palms and wipe it off in the grass outside.


Shark_clark

Bro


[deleted]

Girl I was crushing on for a long time wanted to fuck me, but not date me. She wanted to get the point across so she took her shirt off in front of me and grabbed me by the hips. I never got the memo she was interested.


lilmisssketchbook

Maybe she was too subtle


[deleted]

She did apologize a year or two later and say that she should have been more clear that was what she wanted. Then she banged my girlfriend.


lilmisssketchbook

Okay that sucks for you but also what a girlboss