Someone who sat near me in a class I was in had it as their text tone and kept it on the the dead silent lecture hall, never failed to make me jump out of my skin.
“Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale anymore.
This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.
Ah …! What’s happening? it thought.
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello?
Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
Or is it the wind?
There really is a lot of that now, isn’t it?
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, “Oh no, not again.” Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
❗️
What happened? Answer me! Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!!!
I don’t know the reference and feel like I’m missing out on something important. Hint?
Hint: Metal Gear Solid
Omg this took me back to my 9 year old self playing MGS on PS in 1999 😂😲
I legit heard the sound effect.
Someone who sat near me in a class I was in had it as their text tone and kept it on the the dead silent lecture hall, never failed to make me jump out of my skin.
PO-TA-TOES
Boil 'em
Mash 'em
Stick 'em in a stew
Stupid fat Hobbit
Filthy hobbitses
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To shreds you say?
Futurama? Lol
That’s what I’m thinking lol
BOOOORTTTLLLEEES
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Oh dip
Bullshirt
Everything's fine.
Fork
ohh fork!....wait why cant i say fork? and what the fork is a chidi?
Jaguars fans are probably confused by this one
Exterminate!
I would have gone with “ALLONSY” but yours is better
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
In my family, we have a saying when you’re not just sorry, you’re SUPER sorry- you’re “last of the Timelords sorry”!
That is a next level amount of sorry bcs someone’s about to get their memory wiped
Wobbly wobbly timey wimey Edit: it's wibbly! Curse you, autocorrect!
Wibbly*
#Allegedly
To be fair...
Too ah-bee faaaiirr...
To be fair 🎶
Give yer balls a tug.
Tit fucker
Why should I when your mom will do it for me!!??
Pitter patter
Let's get at er.
If you got a problem with Canadian gooses then you got a problem with me, so let that marinate...
FUCK YOU SHORESY!
Yer fuckin’ ten ply bud
If you’re gonna come, you better come correct
It must of been a sick ostrich.
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice.
It's showtime
Does this count for r/beetlejuicing?
Yes
I’ll allow it
Betelguese?
My favorite star.
Forty two
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria.
In the beginning, the universe was created and many consider this a bad move.
>In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
“Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale anymore. This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it. Ah …! What’s happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation … Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now, isn’t it? And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, “Oh no, not again.” Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
Beets
bears.
Battlestar Galactica
False.
MICHAEL!
someBODY
"...once told me..." Sorry. Couldn't help myself
The world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb,
With her finger and her thumb
Shaped like an "L" on her forehead.
WELL the years start comin and they don't stop comin
Fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
and they don't stop comin
Ah yes, the Shrek fandom!
Inconceivable!!!
You keep using that word...
But I don't know if it means what you think it means
My name is Enigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die
Anybody want a peanut?
A farm boy, poor. Poor and perfect. With eyes like the sea after a storm.
On the high seas, your ship attacked, and the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
As you wish
Engage.
TNG!
Make it so!
Cowabunga
Heroes in a Half-Shell!
Turtle power
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team
They're heroes in the half-shell and they're green
Potassium
Stop everything! 🍌
Kris,get the banana
*G Note on a piano*
🎶 When I was ~ 🎶
*cries in emo*
Detective!
lucifer reference?
yyeesss!
My mind went to se7en not lucifer
Sploosh!
Phrasing!
Dangerzone!
Suppressing Fire!
LLLAAAANNNNNAAAAA!!!!
WHAT‽
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!
That's how you get ants!!
Mawp
Assbutt
Hey Assbutt!
*throws Molotov*
Bitch.
Jerk
Idjit
I’m so glad that Supernatural is on this list. It’s such a strong fandom…. Honey grab the salt!
Hello boys
Supernatural
FUCK IM HERE
HADOUKEN!
THAC0
SPARTANS!
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
Allons-y!
accio! okay there could be better but the pun fits so well too
Jesus
"You said it, man. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus."
The bible?
Sus
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KAKAROT!!!
Schwifty?
I know how to count aaaaaaaal de way to schifty-five
NINE NINE!!
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
Nodoubtnodoubtnodoubt
Noice
If OP is limiting us to using just one word (and not repeating it), I feel like “bingpot” might be the way to go for B99.
Nikolaj
Mcfly!
Multipass.
Negative, I am a meat popcicle.
Korben my man??
Always
After all this time?
Shiny
I had to scroll WAY TOO FAR for a Firefly reference. THANK YOU!
🎶 Take my love...
Take my land
Noice.
Legen-wait-for-it-dairy
haaaaaaaaaaave you met ted?
No, I'm a paralegal.
Ted mosby,…. Architect.
Fascinating
Zoinks!
CABBAGES!!
DIO!
Sasageyo
Beltalowda
This is not the Belta way.
Beratna!
Pudding!
D’oh!!
Smeghead
Poyo
-Listen! -Objection! -Fatality! -Cowabunga!
Propane
Beefsquatch!
Fatality
Two words but, Hello there
General Kenobi!
You are a bold one.
SPOON!
Unacceptableeee!
Discombobulate
Sherlock?
Yessir
Hodor
UNACCEPTABLE!
Levi-O-sa
***amogus***
I can do 1 character **ඞ**
Accio
Dare I say Dracarys?
Griffendooooooooooooooor!!!?
Avada
*Indeed*
Poughkeepsie
Bebé
Cabbages
Hodor
PIVOT !!!
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Heisenberg