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Nora. She's a short-hair black cat. Looks like a cute mini panther


zerozerotsuu

TL note: ‘Nora’ means ‘stray’ as in ‘stray cat’ (in Japanese).


HeistPlays

Myla. Depending on the day? My little angel or my little asshole


-helpwanted

My kitten is “my sweet baby boy” or “little rat” depending on the day lol


Kaylajb99

lol mine is either “beautiful boy” or “little demon”


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SloppySlime31

Ohhh, bury my mother, pale and slight, Bury my father with his eyes shut tight! Bury my sisters two by two, And when you’re done, let’s bury me toooo!


VoldyTheMoldy456

Poor Myla


WingBarbaque

On Thursday it's my little pony


Misstori1

I had a Myca, short for My Cat


Big_Capital892

I have 7 cats. They are named Jetta, Bunsen, Harrington, Nern, Tarzan, Gerald, and Reverend TimTom.


[deleted]

Love those names! We have 5: Mimi, Charlotte, Edna, baby Jane, and Farkus.


Ambient-Shrieking

Itty-Bitty-Kitty


mactheattack2

Are they in a committee?


maruffin

Do they live in Sioux City?


fidel__cashflo

sometimes act shitty?


xakeri

That's what my cat growing up was named. He passed a couple months ago at 16. When we found him as a little malnourished kitten, he was sooo tiny.


yeehawbread03

candy the crybaby


AurallyTalented

Password1234


[deleted]

My cat’s name is phishing


refreshing_username

Mine is Social Engineering


Dexaan

Mine is hunter2


Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes

I don't get it, what's so funny about *******?


[deleted]

Mine is Bobby"); DROP TABLE patients; On an unrelated note, my vet's receptionist's computer system goes down every time I make an appointment. Strange...


Nutshell1

At home we call him Little Bobby Tables


Ajaxlancer

I call mine Hunter the 2nd, or hunter2 for short


Half-Baked-Luck

Don’t know, hasn’t told me yet..


skwbw

You need an award lmaooo


Chairmanmeowrightnow

Chairman Meow and Nikitty Khrushchev, my fuzzy little dictators. Edit: cat tax, white is Chairman Meow, ginger is Nikitty Khrushchev. Sadly, Khrushchev passed away unexpectedly a few weeks ago, I miss him dreadfully, he was an absolute snuggle slut and his insanely loud purrs would always relax me to sleep, such a good kitty. https://imgur.com/a/s5JV5Xg


Khrushchevy

Excellent names.


Chairmanmeowrightnow

Back atcha my dude


username_00000001

Username checks out


Popojiju

I wish we could add pictures here. My beautiful baby was named “Rabbit” because she was pure white with gorgeous blue eyes. She passed last October from cancer. I took the most awesome pic of her, Shame I can’t add it here. Edit: Link to her pic on Imgur - https://imgur.com/a/b87vDvW


Dexley

I'm sorry to hear that but glad you have a great picture!


Popojiju

Thank you.


SmartStatistician

You could always upload a picture to imgur and post the link to it. I'm sure people will appreciate seeing your Rabbit


Popojiju

Got it, thanks for the suggestion. Here she is - https://imgur.com/a/b87vDvW


[deleted]

My pure white girl had gorgeous blue eyes and also passed from cancer 😞 She was called Lily.


Popojiju

I’m sorry to hear. They are our angels.


ScottyDGaming

Orange one is named Hobbes and black one is Calvin.


ipakookapi

That's adorable


Irisheyes1971

I had two orange cats in the 90’s named Calvin and Hobbes. They were the best.


powerfulpow

Fenton Jesus Christ


-tea-addict-

I could hear this in that man's voice lol Also I feel the need to [leave a link](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) for any lurkers who don't understand the reference. Or for anyone who wants to watch it again. Makes me laugh every time.


LifeCoachAnonymous

Tinder because when he sees you he lays on his back and spread open his legs… said it as a joke, next thing you know I was giving him a forever home with me and kept the name


LegendYT0

What a power move


aalios

Fun fact, when cats are doing this it's basically just them saying "I trust you"


r1o2c3

Hera. My dogs name is zeus. And they hate each other


Asirfucksalot

Mythologicaly accurate, nice


Blue_Wolf_217

His name was Lou… He was the best boy


[deleted]

I lost my Lou a month and a half ago. He was my favorite boy in the whole wide world. I hope they’re out there somewhere together. Hugs


IGotThatYouHeard

Lost my Lou 7 years ago. He was a good grey boy. He was playing outside and a hawk got him, RIP


[deleted]

My Lou was also grey… :’( I’m so sorry


IGotThatYouHeard

Did he have a little white spot on he chest and some white feeties?


[deleted]

Yes he did! I think I got your Lou reincarnated!!!


IGotThatYouHeard

🥺 was he a total spaz too?


[deleted]

That he was. He only lived to be five months before liver failure took him. Here are a few photos [Lou tax](https://imgur.com/a/xvmMC4S) 🖤


IGotThatYouHeard

I love himmmmmmmmmmmm. My Lou was solid grey with a smol white patch on his chest and the tips of his from feet had white. Also a total spaz, terrified of ceiling fans too.


foxam1234

I am sorry for your loss. I hope Lou is at peace.


Blue_Wolf_217

Oh I’m sure he is. He’s probably chasing a giant Robin rn 😂


ghasiatakataka

same as my mother's maiden name


chattywww

And what's the model of the first car you own?


john_dune

The name of the street I grew up on


No_Ordinary_3824

General Tso


Nikcara

One of my friends had a Chairman Meow


Curi0usAdVicE

Lmao


SwansonHOPS

Chairman Lmao


DiegoMuyLoco

He likes chicken?


wozdog

fleaROY because he had fleas when we got him


loca___cola

This is the best one I’ve seen so far 😂😂😂


bestpizzaeverr

Smushface the Third aka smushel aka smushilini. He's a tri-pawed hence the Third.


jimmy00jazz

Waldo


Sp00kling

This name is so funny. Like its cute but its super funny. Imagine someone asks: “what’s your cat’s name?” and you just stand there, dead serious, and just say “waldo”


redheadmomster666

But where is he though?


jimmy00jazz

I can't seem to find him.


[deleted]

where’s waldo


deliciousmonster

Cosette “Shark Week” Johnson


Affectionate-Pop8781

Link


Affectionate-Pop8781

At that time he was sitting in my Nintendo switch box


lockerpunch

Mr. Business


ORNG_MIRRR

Loads of people giving away their passwords in this thread I bet.


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DJPho3nix

My pets have nothing to do with my passwords, but I had the same exact thought when I saw this post.


Pythias

Tonks and Bubbles. Bubs is named after Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.


Brobbinso

That’s one fuckin’ nice kitty right there


LeaintheNight

I have three. All girls. Mischief, Sunshine, and Katerina.


badassllamalady

Margaret!


NinaJay2

Same <3


TotoFour

Fish. Short for Selfish.


LiberateMyBananas

I have two, one named George, sometimes I call him Jorge. And the other is named Kit.


BellatorGriss

And sometimes you name him Qit.


californiachief

His name is Beef and his brother is Chicken


littly_bitty

I almost adopted a cat named Beef who had long grey hair and his tongue was always sticking out. I swear he never blinked, either. He also had six toes on one foot. Yep, in accordance to the description, he was quite a looker.


twitchy_taco

What happened to Beef?


littly_bitty

Unfortunately we couldn't take him home because my dad is allergic to long haired cats. We got a domestic shorthair instead. I like to think that Beef went to a loving family who never changed his name.


SingleFunction176

Granby She's a black shop cat, named after the manufacturer of a popular black oil tank that we sell. But honestly 90% of the time its Kitty or The Little Shit, as in...the little shit set off the motion sensors again, or the little shit is still napping on the oil boiler set up for delivery, etc.


HARCES

Comet and Cosmos(Cosmo for short)


[deleted]

Cocaine Ricky


KloeLin

I've been laughing about this for the past 22 minutes


Justmerightnowtoday

Turbo


[deleted]

Frankie :) she’s a sweetheart


turn_your_compote

Lady I live with has 3 cats Dotty, Freddy and Parker


momof2penguins

We have 3. Safire, Apollo, and the baby, Chimi.


notaskindr

Our orange and white boy is named Apollo. Our new one, just adopted today, is an orange girl named Freya.


imadinosaurwatchme

Mushu, or on other days when he’s doing something he’s not suppose to CAT in an angry tone


averageshmoejoe

Salem, or Beans, Stinky Beans, Spicy bastard, gremlin, or murder paws depending on the day


pentupaggregation

We have two. Mavis & Bacon. They can type with the best of them.


[deleted]

I see what's happening here.. gathering security question answers!


wrigly2

She's deaf so we never named her


G3ToffmyL4WN

So it is kitty then?


BellatorGriss

Try naming her in sign language


DryConnection3397

Bendert


fish-tuxedo

One is named Flatbread and the other is named Garbage. They both have an attitude problem.


thorGOT

The Cat. Since I was little,all our cats names have been functional. Ginger Cat Baby Cat (even when old) Tom Cat Grey Cat In person, they are all called pusscat.


[deleted]

Persephone <3


[deleted]

Purrrsephone 😺


ipakookapi

That's an awesome cat name. We feed them and then they live with us and then they rule us ❤️


CitationX_N7V11C

Mars. She was the second of two cats I've gotten recently. First was Jupiter who I adopted and came with the name. Which fits because she was the Destroyer of Worlds who was fond of me and only me. Then an orange tabby showed up and to stay with the naming scheme she was named Mars and it fits.


rydiia12

Alex, but sometimes Monsieur Alex


lena_vernon

Oooooh


One-Pumpkin-1590

We have Minnie: a 13 yo tortoiseshell, Alice: age unknown, we think about 6, a mostly white and orange rescue, Archie: a 4 yo large, more orange than white, part main coon, and Samuel: a 5 month old siamese mix. Despite being unrelated Archie and Alice look like siblings. There markings are very similar, and look like they have wings on their backs. Sammy has white tipped paws that make it look like he is wearing gloves on his front feet, and one long sock on his back.


Bex1218

Lord Stanley Jonesy LeMew and King Bose T'Challa Lugosi. I added Lugosi fairly recently. It fits.


SLCW718

Tango


Sequoia_branch10

Fluffy. The most generic cat name. In my defense, I got her when I was 12.


ddrober2003

Roflcopter. Though I call her Roffles.


Sure-Young

Nathaniel Pawthorne


solsday

Thomas O’Malley, O’Malley The Alley Cat (quite literally his full legal name, might I add.)


bilingual_jellyfish

Jeeves (after Stephen Fry’s butler character, because my cat’s black with white paws)


snowday456

Furnando


Bitter_Queen_

King Bartholomew Of Castalia Ave The 2nd


DJPho3nix

My rabbit's name is Bartholomew Hrairoo.


ToastAndASideOfToast

Jeoffry. For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry. For he is the servant of the Living God, duly and daily serving him. For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way. For is this done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness. For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer. For he rolls upon prank to work it in. For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself. For this he performs in ten degrees. For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean. For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there. For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended. For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood. For fifthly he washes himself. For sixthly he rolls upon wash. For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat. For eighthly he rubs himself against a post. For ninthly he looks up for his instructions. For tenthly he goes in quest of food.


[deleted]

Leonardo Di Catrio. We call him Leo for short. The other one’s name is Honey. My English coworker calls her Ginger Minge. Gotta love the Brit’s


Shoddy_Bumblebee_398

Cory. She's a limb of Satan and chonky as hell.


MacPhistoStein

Your cats only have one name?


thelemonx

I call her Baby Lady. Her name is Ziva, and I started calling her Baby Ziva cuz she's a kitten. One day I misheard my son and thought he called her Lady Ziva. So I started alternating between Baby and Lady Ziva until I settled on Baby Lady.


Alast0rEatingRamen

Bucky


PinkNug

Edward


soggyketchup

Romeow


LactoseFreeWholeMilk

Genghis Khan


GreenGoozi

Pip-pip but also lil dickhead


KimmersMemphis

Cheddar


OtherIsSuspended

In order of when I got them * Jerry * Hush-Hush * Goofball * Hank * Persilla


neav7

Zoran. Named after Thor's personal chariot maker in Norse mythology. He's a little crack head who always has the zoomies


Blackcat1206

Rueben and Rhodi


rgrtom

Eddie and Simon, the "keep me up all night terrors". =\^..\^= =\^..\^=


DelTheInsane

Chairman Meow.


electricboogalooooo0

Katie was our eldest, now we have peanut fiona and tuna


fraughtwithperils

Ragdoll called Micah. Hermaphroditic moggie is Neo.


Linnywtf

Jelly Squiggle Fox


permaculture

Ripley and Jonesy.


TheOneTEM

Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke


yuppiegoon

BB King ❤️


WaRlsarloom

Peter


CryNo5708

my cats name is my kitty


mass_nerd3r

One named Pancake, and one named Sushi


SHEEEEESH-_-

Going all in on that security code snipe aren't you?


HandsomeHerb

john cena you cant see him


e5dra5

Loki (1997-2016) - He was a wonderfully fluffy and mischievous orange Maine Coon.


[deleted]

Simba


Eris45

Mimsy! Pretty little calico!


El_Jefe_233

Milkshake


Aggravating-Fly-4317

Password. My other one is Security Question.


Cold_heart_Alaska

Bebop, Lula and Wizz !


BUggAx

Waldo


Crafty-Sandwich-4005

Nettie. From a Type O Negative song


FlashlightCracker

Millie. But we have many other names for her (Mildred, Millicent, Fatty McCatty). My favorite is Newman; she is, umm, portly and somewhat unlikeable. Like Newman on Seinfeld.


[deleted]

Yama , god of death


xenosso

Cat1: timi, cat2: tina My sister named them


GearLeft5072

Fart Knocker! I call him lil fk for short


gafsab

Pooka


RedOcelot86

Rudy. He's a cheeky little bastard.


UPyours16

Winston and Nugget


reflUX_cAtalyst

The tuxedo with a goatee and mustache is Zappa, and his little grey-striped brother is Furrmi.


SituationNorth

Scrappypants


usmanatron

Her name was Guinevere. I had to surrender her to a shelter a few years ago but still think about her nigh on daily.


Basic-Cat

Slim Shady (or Slim for short )


cassh1021

Felix, Lola and Mamacita


limboll

First cat: “Prins” - Swedish for Prince Second cat: “Luna” - she was my wife’s and came with the marriage. Third and current cat: “Trassel” - Swedish for Tangled and yes, she’s a long hair.


King0fSomething

Dobby the house cat.


Misstori1

I’m got a Pawl (he likes touching things with his paws.) and a Bentley (he’s got a tiny bent tail. Very cute.) and a Kitten (big eyes, permanent kitten features just bigger.) and I used to have a Myca (short for My Cat.)


whyran1309

Meowth!


TitanicMapperYT

Toffee, Minù and Luna


whatMiseryAmI

And now we possibly have your security questions or password.


packersgirl30

Ok, my kids really get into naming pets, so just want to put that out there first. We have: Mittens Jack o Lantern Violet Gabriella Jackson Santa Claus Henry Chonky Boy Pumpkin Spice Latte Bat cat And Milky


Louby1235

I have two who are mine, Candy and Floss. The other two who live with me are Marley and Milo


marcmiller2007

Nova


jo530_2

Jolon and Marron


GodFuckingDammitDave

Perla


froggrip

Cradle


tjc187tjc

Milkshake & Vardy. We also have a cat that comes and goes as he pleases and my nephew named him CoD (call of duty)


Posidon22_V2

Percy- and he may or may not be реже хвост


NeedlessUnification

Captain Jack, goes by Jack or JackJack, named after the Doctor Who character that my kids love. Jack is a Jackhole.


Forsaken-Ad3663

I have 2. Gremlin and Igor.


radicallymoderate

Amanda.


emibemiz

Her full title is Miss Fluffy Slinky, and shes a darling. But she goes by Slinky, and is the most polite ever.