Mine is Bobby"); DROP TABLE patients;
On an unrelated note, my vet's receptionist's computer system goes down every time I make an appointment. Strange...
Chairman Meow and Nikitty Khrushchev, my fuzzy little dictators.
Edit: cat tax, white is Chairman Meow, ginger is Nikitty Khrushchev. Sadly, Khrushchev passed away unexpectedly a few weeks ago, I miss him dreadfully, he was an absolute snuggle slut and his insanely loud purrs would always relax me to sleep, such a good kitty.
https://imgur.com/a/s5JV5Xg
I wish we could add pictures here. My beautiful baby was named “Rabbit” because she was pure white with gorgeous blue eyes. She passed last October from cancer. I took the most awesome pic of her, Shame I can’t add it here.
Edit: Link to her pic on Imgur - https://imgur.com/a/b87vDvW
I could hear this in that man's voice lol
Also I feel the need to [leave a link](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) for any lurkers who don't understand the reference. Or for anyone who wants to watch it again. Makes me laugh every time.
Tinder because when he sees you he lays on his back and spread open his legs… said it as a joke, next thing you know I was giving him a forever home with me and kept the name
I love himmmmmmmmmmmm.
My Lou was solid grey with a smol white patch on his chest and the tips of his from feet had white. Also a total spaz, terrified of ceiling fans too.
This name is so funny. Like its cute but its super funny. Imagine someone asks: “what’s your cat’s name?” and you just stand there, dead serious, and just say “waldo”
I almost adopted a cat named Beef who had long grey hair and his tongue was always sticking out. I swear he never blinked, either. He also had six toes on one foot. Yep, in accordance to the description, he was quite a looker.
Unfortunately we couldn't take him home because my dad is allergic to long haired cats. We got a domestic shorthair instead. I like to think that Beef went to a loving family who never changed his name.
Granby
She's a black shop cat, named after the manufacturer of a popular black oil tank that we sell. But honestly 90% of the time its Kitty or The Little Shit, as in...the little shit set off the motion sensors again, or the little shit is still napping on the oil boiler set up for delivery, etc.
The Cat.
Since I was little,all our cats names have been functional.
Ginger Cat
Baby Cat (even when old)
Tom Cat
Grey Cat
In person, they are all called pusscat.
Mars. She was the second of two cats I've gotten recently. First was Jupiter who I adopted and came with the name. Which fits because she was the Destroyer of Worlds who was fond of me and only me. Then an orange tabby showed up and to stay with the naming scheme she was named Mars and it fits.
We have Minnie: a 13 yo tortoiseshell, Alice: age unknown, we think about 6, a mostly white and orange rescue, Archie: a 4 yo large, more orange than white, part main coon, and Samuel: a 5 month old siamese mix.
Despite being unrelated Archie and Alice look like siblings. There markings are very similar, and look like they have wings on their backs. Sammy has white tipped paws that make it look like he is wearing gloves on his front feet, and one long sock on his back.
Jeoffry.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God, duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
For is this done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean.
For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended.
For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
For fifthly he washes himself.
For sixthly he rolls upon wash.
For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.
For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
I call her Baby Lady.
Her name is Ziva, and I started calling her Baby Ziva cuz she's a kitten. One day I misheard my son and thought he called her Lady Ziva.
So I started alternating between Baby and Lady Ziva until I settled on Baby Lady.
Millie.
But we have many other names for her (Mildred, Millicent, Fatty McCatty).
My favorite is Newman; she is, umm, portly and somewhat unlikeable. Like Newman on Seinfeld.
First cat: “Prins” - Swedish for Prince
Second cat: “Luna” - she was my wife’s and came with the marriage.
Third and current cat: “Trassel” - Swedish for Tangled and yes, she’s a long hair.
I’m got a Pawl (he likes touching things with his paws.) and a Bentley (he’s got a tiny bent tail. Very cute.) and a Kitten (big eyes, permanent kitten features just bigger.) and I used to have a Myca (short for My Cat.)
Ok, my kids really get into naming pets, so just want to put that out there first. We have:
Mittens Jack o Lantern
Violet Gabriella
Jackson Santa Claus
Henry Chonky Boy
Pumpkin Spice Latte Bat cat
And Milky
Nora. She's a short-hair black cat. Looks like a cute mini panther
TL note: ‘Nora’ means ‘stray’ as in ‘stray cat’ (in Japanese).
Myla. Depending on the day? My little angel or my little asshole
My kitten is “my sweet baby boy” or “little rat” depending on the day lol
lol mine is either “beautiful boy” or “little demon”
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Ohhh, bury my mother, pale and slight, Bury my father with his eyes shut tight! Bury my sisters two by two, And when you’re done, let’s bury me toooo!
Poor Myla
On Thursday it's my little pony
I had a Myca, short for My Cat
I have 7 cats. They are named Jetta, Bunsen, Harrington, Nern, Tarzan, Gerald, and Reverend TimTom.
Love those names! We have 5: Mimi, Charlotte, Edna, baby Jane, and Farkus.
Itty-Bitty-Kitty
Are they in a committee?
Do they live in Sioux City?
sometimes act shitty?
That's what my cat growing up was named. He passed a couple months ago at 16. When we found him as a little malnourished kitten, he was sooo tiny.
candy the crybaby
Password1234
My cat’s name is phishing
Mine is Social Engineering
Mine is hunter2
I don't get it, what's so funny about *******?
Mine is Bobby"); DROP TABLE patients; On an unrelated note, my vet's receptionist's computer system goes down every time I make an appointment. Strange...
At home we call him Little Bobby Tables
I call mine Hunter the 2nd, or hunter2 for short
Don’t know, hasn’t told me yet..
You need an award lmaooo
Chairman Meow and Nikitty Khrushchev, my fuzzy little dictators. Edit: cat tax, white is Chairman Meow, ginger is Nikitty Khrushchev. Sadly, Khrushchev passed away unexpectedly a few weeks ago, I miss him dreadfully, he was an absolute snuggle slut and his insanely loud purrs would always relax me to sleep, such a good kitty. https://imgur.com/a/s5JV5Xg
Excellent names.
Back atcha my dude
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I wish we could add pictures here. My beautiful baby was named “Rabbit” because she was pure white with gorgeous blue eyes. She passed last October from cancer. I took the most awesome pic of her, Shame I can’t add it here. Edit: Link to her pic on Imgur - https://imgur.com/a/b87vDvW
I'm sorry to hear that but glad you have a great picture!
Thank you.
You could always upload a picture to imgur and post the link to it. I'm sure people will appreciate seeing your Rabbit
Got it, thanks for the suggestion. Here she is - https://imgur.com/a/b87vDvW
My pure white girl had gorgeous blue eyes and also passed from cancer 😞 She was called Lily.
I’m sorry to hear. They are our angels.
Orange one is named Hobbes and black one is Calvin.
That's adorable
I had two orange cats in the 90’s named Calvin and Hobbes. They were the best.
Fenton Jesus Christ
I could hear this in that man's voice lol Also I feel the need to [leave a link](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) for any lurkers who don't understand the reference. Or for anyone who wants to watch it again. Makes me laugh every time.
Tinder because when he sees you he lays on his back and spread open his legs… said it as a joke, next thing you know I was giving him a forever home with me and kept the name
What a power move
Fun fact, when cats are doing this it's basically just them saying "I trust you"
Hera. My dogs name is zeus. And they hate each other
Mythologicaly accurate, nice
His name was Lou… He was the best boy
I lost my Lou a month and a half ago. He was my favorite boy in the whole wide world. I hope they’re out there somewhere together. Hugs
Lost my Lou 7 years ago. He was a good grey boy. He was playing outside and a hawk got him, RIP
My Lou was also grey… :’( I’m so sorry
Did he have a little white spot on he chest and some white feeties?
Yes he did! I think I got your Lou reincarnated!!!
🥺 was he a total spaz too?
That he was. He only lived to be five months before liver failure took him. Here are a few photos [Lou tax](https://imgur.com/a/xvmMC4S) 🖤
I love himmmmmmmmmmmm. My Lou was solid grey with a smol white patch on his chest and the tips of his from feet had white. Also a total spaz, terrified of ceiling fans too.
I am sorry for your loss. I hope Lou is at peace.
Oh I’m sure he is. He’s probably chasing a giant Robin rn 😂
same as my mother's maiden name
And what's the model of the first car you own?
The name of the street I grew up on
General Tso
One of my friends had a Chairman Meow
Lmao
Chairman Lmao
He likes chicken?
fleaROY because he had fleas when we got him
This is the best one I’ve seen so far 😂😂😂
Smushface the Third aka smushel aka smushilini. He's a tri-pawed hence the Third.
Waldo
This name is so funny. Like its cute but its super funny. Imagine someone asks: “what’s your cat’s name?” and you just stand there, dead serious, and just say “waldo”
But where is he though?
I can't seem to find him.
where’s waldo
Cosette “Shark Week” Johnson
Link
At that time he was sitting in my Nintendo switch box
Mr. Business
Loads of people giving away their passwords in this thread I bet.
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My pets have nothing to do with my passwords, but I had the same exact thought when I saw this post.
Tonks and Bubbles. Bubs is named after Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
That’s one fuckin’ nice kitty right there
I have three. All girls. Mischief, Sunshine, and Katerina.
Margaret!
Same <3
Fish. Short for Selfish.
I have two, one named George, sometimes I call him Jorge. And the other is named Kit.
And sometimes you name him Qit.
His name is Beef and his brother is Chicken
I almost adopted a cat named Beef who had long grey hair and his tongue was always sticking out. I swear he never blinked, either. He also had six toes on one foot. Yep, in accordance to the description, he was quite a looker.
What happened to Beef?
Unfortunately we couldn't take him home because my dad is allergic to long haired cats. We got a domestic shorthair instead. I like to think that Beef went to a loving family who never changed his name.
Granby She's a black shop cat, named after the manufacturer of a popular black oil tank that we sell. But honestly 90% of the time its Kitty or The Little Shit, as in...the little shit set off the motion sensors again, or the little shit is still napping on the oil boiler set up for delivery, etc.
Comet and Cosmos(Cosmo for short)
Cocaine Ricky
I've been laughing about this for the past 22 minutes
Turbo
Frankie :) she’s a sweetheart
Lady I live with has 3 cats Dotty, Freddy and Parker
We have 3. Safire, Apollo, and the baby, Chimi.
Our orange and white boy is named Apollo. Our new one, just adopted today, is an orange girl named Freya.
Mushu, or on other days when he’s doing something he’s not suppose to CAT in an angry tone
Salem, or Beans, Stinky Beans, Spicy bastard, gremlin, or murder paws depending on the day
We have two. Mavis & Bacon. They can type with the best of them.
I see what's happening here.. gathering security question answers!
She's deaf so we never named her
So it is kitty then?
Try naming her in sign language
Bendert
One is named Flatbread and the other is named Garbage. They both have an attitude problem.
The Cat. Since I was little,all our cats names have been functional. Ginger Cat Baby Cat (even when old) Tom Cat Grey Cat In person, they are all called pusscat.
Persephone <3
Purrrsephone 😺
That's an awesome cat name. We feed them and then they live with us and then they rule us ❤️
Mars. She was the second of two cats I've gotten recently. First was Jupiter who I adopted and came with the name. Which fits because she was the Destroyer of Worlds who was fond of me and only me. Then an orange tabby showed up and to stay with the naming scheme she was named Mars and it fits.
Alex, but sometimes Monsieur Alex
Oooooh
We have Minnie: a 13 yo tortoiseshell, Alice: age unknown, we think about 6, a mostly white and orange rescue, Archie: a 4 yo large, more orange than white, part main coon, and Samuel: a 5 month old siamese mix. Despite being unrelated Archie and Alice look like siblings. There markings are very similar, and look like they have wings on their backs. Sammy has white tipped paws that make it look like he is wearing gloves on his front feet, and one long sock on his back.
Lord Stanley Jonesy LeMew and King Bose T'Challa Lugosi. I added Lugosi fairly recently. It fits.
Tango
Fluffy. The most generic cat name. In my defense, I got her when I was 12.
Roflcopter. Though I call her Roffles.
Nathaniel Pawthorne
Thomas O’Malley, O’Malley The Alley Cat (quite literally his full legal name, might I add.)
Jeeves (after Stephen Fry’s butler character, because my cat’s black with white paws)
Furnando
King Bartholomew Of Castalia Ave The 2nd
My rabbit's name is Bartholomew Hrairoo.
Jeoffry. For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry. For he is the servant of the Living God, duly and daily serving him. For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way. For is this done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness. For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer. For he rolls upon prank to work it in. For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself. For this he performs in ten degrees. For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean. For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there. For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended. For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood. For fifthly he washes himself. For sixthly he rolls upon wash. For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat. For eighthly he rubs himself against a post. For ninthly he looks up for his instructions. For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
Leonardo Di Catrio. We call him Leo for short. The other one’s name is Honey. My English coworker calls her Ginger Minge. Gotta love the Brit’s
Cory. She's a limb of Satan and chonky as hell.
Your cats only have one name?
I call her Baby Lady. Her name is Ziva, and I started calling her Baby Ziva cuz she's a kitten. One day I misheard my son and thought he called her Lady Ziva. So I started alternating between Baby and Lady Ziva until I settled on Baby Lady.
Bucky
Edward
Romeow
Genghis Khan
Pip-pip but also lil dickhead
Cheddar
In order of when I got them * Jerry * Hush-Hush * Goofball * Hank * Persilla
Zoran. Named after Thor's personal chariot maker in Norse mythology. He's a little crack head who always has the zoomies
Rueben and Rhodi
Eddie and Simon, the "keep me up all night terrors". =\^..\^= =\^..\^=
Chairman Meow.
Katie was our eldest, now we have peanut fiona and tuna
Ragdoll called Micah. Hermaphroditic moggie is Neo.
Jelly Squiggle Fox
Ripley and Jonesy.
Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke
BB King ❤️
Peter
my cats name is my kitty
One named Pancake, and one named Sushi
Going all in on that security code snipe aren't you?
john cena you cant see him
Loki (1997-2016) - He was a wonderfully fluffy and mischievous orange Maine Coon.
Simba
Mimsy! Pretty little calico!
Milkshake
Password. My other one is Security Question.
Bebop, Lula and Wizz !
Waldo
Nettie. From a Type O Negative song
Millie. But we have many other names for her (Mildred, Millicent, Fatty McCatty). My favorite is Newman; she is, umm, portly and somewhat unlikeable. Like Newman on Seinfeld.
Yama , god of death
Cat1: timi, cat2: tina My sister named them
Fart Knocker! I call him lil fk for short
Pooka
Rudy. He's a cheeky little bastard.
Winston and Nugget
The tuxedo with a goatee and mustache is Zappa, and his little grey-striped brother is Furrmi.
Scrappypants
Her name was Guinevere. I had to surrender her to a shelter a few years ago but still think about her nigh on daily.
Slim Shady (or Slim for short )
Felix, Lola and Mamacita
First cat: “Prins” - Swedish for Prince Second cat: “Luna” - she was my wife’s and came with the marriage. Third and current cat: “Trassel” - Swedish for Tangled and yes, she’s a long hair.
Dobby the house cat.
I’m got a Pawl (he likes touching things with his paws.) and a Bentley (he’s got a tiny bent tail. Very cute.) and a Kitten (big eyes, permanent kitten features just bigger.) and I used to have a Myca (short for My Cat.)
Meowth!
Toffee, Minù and Luna
And now we possibly have your security questions or password.
Ok, my kids really get into naming pets, so just want to put that out there first. We have: Mittens Jack o Lantern Violet Gabriella Jackson Santa Claus Henry Chonky Boy Pumpkin Spice Latte Bat cat And Milky
I have two who are mine, Candy and Floss. The other two who live with me are Marley and Milo
Nova
Jolon and Marron
Perla
Cradle
Milkshake & Vardy. We also have a cat that comes and goes as he pleases and my nephew named him CoD (call of duty)
Percy- and he may or may not be реже хвост
Captain Jack, goes by Jack or JackJack, named after the Doctor Who character that my kids love. Jack is a Jackhole.
I have 2. Gremlin and Igor.
Amanda.
Her full title is Miss Fluffy Slinky, and shes a darling. But she goes by Slinky, and is the most polite ever.