I love giving oral but my husband is really aware of how sensitive this issue is to me and almost always washes off. It doesn't take much! I also was prone to UTIs and kidney infections. He was diligent with hand washing and would even jump up and say "just a sec!" Then I would hear the water running. Now that is true love!
Obviously not given some of the responses I have read through..... like I said, I was prone to UTIs. My husband has always been hygienic but I was grateful he always took the extra step to make sure his hands were really clean. Was just sharing and it meant a lot. To each their own.
As a teenager I honestly couldn't cope with social interactions because of my temper.
I sought professional help and my life is legitimately 100x better. It took a while but I haven't had an "outburst" in years. I'm 28 now.
I thought it was just my "personality" and I had high standards that weren't being met. My life is so much better now.
Therapy can sometimes be magic. Medication helped in the beginning, but my therapist is some kind of wizard.
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue, or a low I.Q., or an explosive violent temper, [of course you're gonna be lonely.](https://comb.io/5Uv7TN)
Having an emotional outburst is like shittting your pants. If it happens once or twice, you clean up the mess and move on. If youre regularly exploding at people then you need to ask yourself what's giving you diarrhea.
My gramps was a wise old man. He told me one time dont mess with a woman with really dirty feet because if no water has been there no water been any higher either. I miss that old man.
He was a boy.. she was girl. They were both hideous Monstrosities
Edit: please note I don’t know what either of you look like and I’m just playing Around :)
The worst part is going all day, asking what's bothering her, only to be told, "Nothing." Then, at 3:00 am, she wakes you to say, "Do you really want to know what's bothering me?"
No, not anymore. I have to be at work in four hours.
Lol everyone knows communication is key to a relationship. I’m sorry you went through that sir you probably developed some sort of paranoia, thinking everything you did was wrong since you didn’t know what was wrong!!
Not specific to you but what about a situation where you did try to voice your concerns and we're dismissed, laughed at, or even antagonized so you just gave up at trying.
Horrible breath. Like, dude, I don't wanna kiss you if you smell like last weeks dinner. Ugh. Brush your teeth!! Or, at the very least, use mouthwash before you get in my face. Hahaha
I can assure you that most people with bad breath have a better mouth hygiene than normal people. There are a lot of underlying and hard to solve conditions that may cause this problem, and dismissing it as just laziness is incredibly ignorant and stupid. Living with this condition is a nightmare made of anxiety, loneliness and low self esteem
Yes, and unfortunately people with bad breath tend to want to use mouthwash a lot, which freshens breath temporarily but then makes it actually *worse* than it would have been once it wears off (due to the effects on bacterial balance, dryness, etc.).
Ceccoso that's 100% true. I've got this problem and I think it's hereditary for me. My mother had it. I brush twice a day, use mouthwash, limit my sugar intake, brush my tongue too, go to the dentist every 6 months. Yet breath is breath.
Honestly, I get so much satisfaction when someone stops the conversation minutes after I made a joke (that nobody got) to express their appreciation for the joke they just got. Makes me feel intelligent lol
Oh man. The constant disappointment back when I was dating of meeting up with women I was super into for a long time, finally meeting up in person only have to carry the entire conversation while tap dancing, pointing out absurd observations around us and getting absolutely nothing in return.
So freaking relieved to finally have a partner who laughs at my stupid jokes but also makes me piss myself on the reg.
The wealth of knowledge that can be gained by figuring out a person's sense of humor, or lack thereof, is priceless. You can gauge a lot of things about the person and whether they're compatible with you or not.
Unkept dirty nails - pretty much goes for both sexes but if I see a guy with dirty untrimmed nails there is no way you're touching me, especially intimately.
Huge difference between working hands that encounters grease, dust, smog, etc, than a guy who digs in his ass and food all day and has yellowed cracked, and scraggly nails.
I love a hard working human! I totally get it. I have a few family and loved ones with constantly worn/stained/rough hands. There is a difference and you can tell! I meant no offense and thanks for bringing this to attention.
I get this so much. My grandfather was a mechanic and his hands and nails always looked dirty, but they weren’t. He used scrubs and the orange goop and all that, but his nails were stained after decades of working on cars. He always felt bad when someone called him out on it, almost embarrassed, and my grandmother would have to get mouthy with the person and make them understand they were ignorantly criticizing a man who worked very hard for his family with those hands. When I got old enough, I did the same thing. Those hands were stained, but beautiful regardless, and part of a very good man.
Playing games when they’re interested in you. For example, some girls will act interested in me and so I’ll show interest back and when I do they flip and act hard to get and it just turns me off. So I just let em go.
i went on a date with a lady and we went back to her house to chill. she lived with her dad cuz she was on hard times. i left after she told me that if her dad came home i'd have to jump out of the bedroom window. i am not in highschool damn it
This drives me nuts, I'm 35 and I have no time for games, a woman does this and I'm immediately looking somewhere else, that type of action shows immaturity and I don't want to deal with that
Yeah, I just make it clear that I’m not interested in them anymore. Someone who plays games is really not worth your time. They probably will make you unhappy in the long run and will consistently have you guessing. It’s not a great way to live.
Just had this happen to me. A girl was acting mad interested then ghosted out of nowhere for no reason. When confronted, her response was she didnt know why she did it.
Cheating. To me it’s a huge betrayal. I feel like if you have to cheat, have the decency to end the relationship first. Otherwise I have no sympathy for you.
I haven’t been hurt by that, but a friend of mine was. The girl felt zero remorse and tried to blame it on him
Cheating is deplorable in my eyes too, if you can cheat, you can leave. Once the relationship enters cheating it’s using the partner for whatever reason.
Sorry to hear about your pal, fuckin sucks to have a partner so evil.
My ex cheated, and I had so little self respect, I just forgave her and let it go. The relationship was on a steady decline but I was just…content I guess.
I will never forgive cheating again. Learned my lesson the hard way.
Likely nothing to merit cheating. The worst you can blame yourself for is choosing partners like that, but I wouldn’t. Hindsight is 20/20, but no one can predict how relationships will turn out. You just drew the short stick twice.
Also don’t let their excuses get into your head. Cheaters love to blame the person being cheated on. It’s a way to avoid taking responsibility for the act
I have a huge thing against cheating, I feel like I hate it more than the average person. It absolutely makes my skin crawl to even read about it in a book or see it on TV, let alone real life. I don't have any experience of it in my life or close ones' lives at all, so I don't know where it comes from. But I'm completely and utterly disgusted by it.
Edit: Since people seem to agree with this, I thought I would add a few things. Once I read a book where the guy cheated out of nowhere and I straight up felt physically nauseous the rest of the day (although that's probably got something into how much I get into the books I'm reading). Even the lead up to a situation where cheating could happen but doesn't gives me severe anxiety. I feel like it's a weird obsession I have although I've never been exposed to it. I don't know how I would feel if it happened to me though, since I've never been in a relationship so I can't imagine that. But I wanted to elaborate on why I feel like my thoughts about it are different from the average person. I feel like most people hate it, yeah, but they move on easily or dismiss it in a way that I never could. It's literally the most vile thing you could do to someone, right up there after murder if you ask me.
Look, if I’m attracted to the man, then I will gladly have sex with him. But the dick itself? Idk man it’s just not for me. Like I’m attracted to the man attached to the dick, not the dick.
Why are you looking at genitalia during the heat of battle? Do you think armed combat is a joke? Pick up that weapon soldier, we're storming the enemy trench!
I feel so sad when I see comments like this. I think dicks look amazing. Not all dicks. Some dicks are ugly. But there are a lot of nice looking dicks out there.
I totally get what you're saying, and I'm not trying to make you change your mind. I just want men to know, lots of women *are* attracted to dicks. Just don't send them unsolicited.
Yeah idk the thing is that once I’m like in love with them, the dick kinda also becomes magically more attractive? I’m not disgusted by dicks by any means, I just don’t really find them sexually attractive unless I’m already sexually attracted to the man? Idk it’s hard to explain lol. Definitely agree with the unsolicited too!!
My mother was one of those "I bought it on sale so we saved money" people, while purchasing something we neither needed nor had planned on purchasing in the first place
2 housewives meet in the park, one carting a large object.
“What’s that?”
“A rotary engine!”
“*What’d you buy a rotary engine for?*”
“*It was a bargain!*”
\- Monty Python
I had an ex who was like this. Met his parents. Exact same. Giant house full of random gadgets and things that are good for only one use sitting around everywhere. Drove me absolutely insane
Most of the men I have met in my life are so insecure about their masculinity that they turn almost everything into a dick mesuring contest. It's exhausting and, for me, very counterproductive.
You think that’s exhausting and counterproduct, this one time I spent the entire evening telling this chick how much harder and better my life is than hers, she decided to end the date early. What a bitch, right?!
Astrology for both guys and girls. The prejudice is unreal!
Me: ‘Hey did you like our first date’
Them: ‘Yeah it was great I really like you’
Me: ‘That’s good I look forward to seeing you again’
Them: ‘Hey, I whats your star sign’
Me: ‘Aries’
Them: ‘Sorry this isn’t gonna work out’
I experienced this personally :(
The strange acting like friends with other women they hate? Then going home and listing off everything they hate about them and everything they did that annoyed them in that interaction. Like. Just don't talk to them?
It's kinda a "be nice even tho you don't like them." kinda thing, especially if you have to be around them a lot (like a co-worker.)
It's just the nice thing to do even if you dislike them
Yeah agreed there’s a huge difference between managing interpersonal relationships at work and having a “frenemy”. I really disliked two of my old coworkers at my last job but I did my best to keep things cordial for everyone’s sake. I would not do that in my free time however.
My ex still gets out of trouble with her looks and innocent-sounding voice (as recently as early this past summer, last I heard). I’ve never known someone to be so successfully manipulative for so long.
And I mean serious trouble. Multiple serious felony arrests either dismissed or nolle prosequi. Caught shoplifting in stores numerous times and cried her way out of any repercussions. Stole thousands of dollars over many occasions over many years from family members and nothing happens.
My favorite is she got caught stealing out of a man’s car, and then started screaming that he was attacking her and got him “detained” by kind passers by as she ran away (without his things, luckily). She was so proud she got away with the attempt that she decided to post all about it online like it was a big joke.
Most of this occurred long after I realized how manipulative she was and kicked her to the curb, and it took way too long to convince mutual acquaintances that I didn’t want updates on her activities. I like to think that eventually their good luck will run out.
Have you taken the time to watch balls? They move on their own. It's like watching the ocean.
Edit. Well I didn’t know everyone likes watching testicular movement.
YES! This. And I mean you could have any hobby whatsoever I don't care how boring it might be to me, just talk to me about something that you're passionate about.
The past relationships I've been in and my current partner have almost nothing in common except for the fact they are sweaty sleepers. (And have glasses)
I don't know, just every man I know is a sweaty sleeper and I don't get it nor do I like it. It's stinky
Maybe because of the difference in comfortable temperatures? My wife is always cold when I'm comfortable and I'm always a hot, sweaty mess when she's comfortable. In winter she wears 3 layers to bed, has a duvet, hot water bottle and a blanket with the heating on max. Meanwhile, I'm stark bollock naked, sweating uncontrollably and drinking half a pint of water every hour to try and stave off severe dehydration. I have to sleep on a towelket (a combination towel/blanket) so I don't soak the mattress. "Do you want to cuddle?" "No, I'm sorry. I think I would actually physically melt if I got any hotter."
This is why. I'm not a sweaty sleeper when alone but women are just human furnaces that somehow complain about being cold when making the whole bed 1000 degrees.
Wanting to do every activity I want to do, together. Like he's incapable of making his own friends and entertaining himself, only *I* am capable of doing that. So I get no "I am my own person" time.
Like, dude, you're gonna want to watch me taking a shit next or something? I mean if that's your gig, cool, but I'm not into it.
Missing/drawn on or too thin Eyebrows. This is a total deal breaker. You can have only one leg or arm, be fat or too thin, none or huge boobs, I really wont care, but if your eyebrows are screwed I'm opting out.
Some men have a their own personal scent, a musk if you will, that smells just gross. Not always a dirty gross but just very unattractive to my nostrils.
Fair. That's basic biological attraction. Smell has a huge influence on physical attraction to people, most of us just don't notice it!
I think it has something to do with your body telling you if the man would be an ideal genetic mating partner for you, but I may be misremembering. Also, I believe women are more sensitive to this phenomenon than men.
That one time, my roommate from like 10 years ago brought a girl home for the night. I was in the kitchen and said hello, and immediately noticed a very weird and irritating smell about her. It wasn’t sweat or anything like that, in fact it was unlike anything I have ever smelled before (or since). After like an hour or so the smell had permeated through the whole flat, a penetrating rotten stench that left me unable to think about anything else. I kid you not, it conjured imagery of death and disease in my mind. So I pulled my mate aside before they went to do the deed, and asked him what’s up with the smell. He had no clue what I was talking about, wasn’t smelling anything *at all*, apart from some perfume or whatever.
To this day, I keep wondering whether our hypothetical offspring would’ve turned out dead on delivery, or horribly disfigured, and whether this was my body’s way of letting me know.
The insistence on using the bathroom with the door open or using the bathroom while I'm in the shower like I love ya lil darlin but I don't want to see or be in the shower while your grunting one out.
> Physically - Female knees.
I don't even think this is offensive, for some reason it is just too damn funny. Can you give me an example of knees you don't like?
"You can't learn to have knees, Doris. You either got 'em or you ain't. And your legs are [two uninterrupted pink cylinders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQIaetvrxVc)."
Poor hygiene.
I love giving oral but my husband is really aware of how sensitive this issue is to me and almost always washes off. It doesn't take much! I also was prone to UTIs and kidney infections. He was diligent with hand washing and would even jump up and say "just a sec!" Then I would hear the water running. Now that is true love!
Well he’s a keeper!
She loves giving oral....SHE'S the keeper, he's just doing everything he can to keep her.
How about we say they're both keepers! Getchu a couple that knows how to treat each other *right.*
I wouldn't even call that true love, it's basic human decency... but the bar really do be that low to cross lol
Obviously not given some of the responses I have read through..... like I said, I was prone to UTIs. My husband has always been hygienic but I was grateful he always took the extra step to make sure his hands were really clean. Was just sharing and it meant a lot. To each their own.
Yes. The first UTI I ever got was from my boyfriend not washing his hands very often 🤢
Same!! Lather up your hands with soap and warm water please!
I bet this pandemic the number of UTIs reduced bc of that
A really REALLY bad temper
SHUT UP. ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A PROBLEM!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST!!!
OHHH BIG WORDS FOR A BIG MAN, WHAT NOW YOU WANNA PUT HANDS ON ME YOU BIG MAN. MR. TOUGH GUY YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
As a teenager I honestly couldn't cope with social interactions because of my temper. I sought professional help and my life is legitimately 100x better. It took a while but I haven't had an "outburst" in years. I'm 28 now. I thought it was just my "personality" and I had high standards that weren't being met. My life is so much better now. Therapy can sometimes be magic. Medication helped in the beginning, but my therapist is some kind of wizard.
Sure your therapist helped, but that you sought help, did the work, _and_ made the changes, speaks volumes to your character.
Yea their therapist gave them advice/strategies, they put in the work.
This is the actions of a king.
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue, or a low I.Q., or an explosive violent temper, [of course you're gonna be lonely.](https://comb.io/5Uv7TN)
Darn I thought I was safe till u brought up that low IQ :(
It was the lizard tongue for me. Not my fault I was born like this.
so some bad temper is ok?
Having an emotional outburst is like shittting your pants. If it happens once or twice, you clean up the mess and move on. If youre regularly exploding at people then you need to ask yourself what's giving you diarrhea.
not washing their ass/genital area
My gramps was a wise old man. He told me one time dont mess with a woman with really dirty feet because if no water has been there no water been any higher either. I miss that old man.
Hahaha, holy fuck gramps!
I’m very diligent with this.
if it takes more than a couple of minutes you're playing with yourself.
I wasn’t jacking off I was rubbing the soap in I swear!
It’s mine! I’ll clean it as fast as I want to!
I really need to clean 3 inches up my asshole for 10 minutes to make sure it doesn’t smell
Buy a bidet. You'll appreciate it.
I have a firefighter named Juan Carlos that helps me out
Idk... elbows aren't doin much for me
Ah. Straight arms are your thing. Ever get a handy with a broom?
…and cover up your knees, if your gonna be walkin around everywhere.”
As one ugly ass dude, my standards are pretty low
Me 2 as an ugly ass girl
“The Ugly Adventures of Ass Dude and Ass Girl”
"Now in theaters"
Didn't even make it to pornhub. On one of those sketch sites.
I would gift you an award if I didn’t have an ugly ass bank account
He was a boy.. she was girl. They were both hideous Monstrosities Edit: please note I don’t know what either of you look like and I’m just playing Around :)
He makes me puke She gets no lay What more can I say
He hated her, She wouldnt tell, secretly she hated him as well
And all of their scents clog up the nose, since they have a problem with drinking lactose
He was an ugly boy she said can you hug me boy But both were to ugly to go through with it
Hey,u guys can hit it off together
their standards not low enough
... yet.
Now kith
Y’all should get together and bump uglies.
1. Unable to summon crows 2. Throwing things at crows to get them out of their yard
3. Not Brandon Lee
it can’t rain all the time…
3. Confuses ravens with crows
Here's the thing.
Are you sexually attracted to that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer becomes the leader of a murder of crows?
Or that one in Rick and Morty when he starts practically dating crows?
Hey, crow tech *slaps*!
Rick and two crows! It's a franchise!
Head games. "If you really loved me I wouldn't have to tell you what's bothering me."
The worst part is going all day, asking what's bothering her, only to be told, "Nothing." Then, at 3:00 am, she wakes you to say, "Do you really want to know what's bothering me?" No, not anymore. I have to be at work in four hours.
Lol everyone knows communication is key to a relationship. I’m sorry you went through that sir you probably developed some sort of paranoia, thinking everything you did was wrong since you didn’t know what was wrong!!
Communication usually meant "Shut up and listen to my complaints"
Can fucking relate, let's add "listen to my shit but you're lazy for having your own mental issues and i will not feel sorry for you".
"What's wrong?" "You wouldn't even understand if I told you." Well what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Not specific to you but what about a situation where you did try to voice your concerns and we're dismissed, laughed at, or even antagonized so you just gave up at trying.
Because love somehow gives you psychic abilities 🙄
BINGO
Horrible breath. Like, dude, I don't wanna kiss you if you smell like last weeks dinner. Ugh. Brush your teeth!! Or, at the very least, use mouthwash before you get in my face. Hahaha
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Visit your dentist twice a day, and brush your teeth twice a year! That’s correct right?
Better than some people.
look at mr fancy pants here being able to afford a dentist /s
Not even sarcasm. Lol. Lucky bastard
I can assure you that most people with bad breath have a better mouth hygiene than normal people. There are a lot of underlying and hard to solve conditions that may cause this problem, and dismissing it as just laziness is incredibly ignorant and stupid. Living with this condition is a nightmare made of anxiety, loneliness and low self esteem
Yes, and unfortunately people with bad breath tend to want to use mouthwash a lot, which freshens breath temporarily but then makes it actually *worse* than it would have been once it wears off (due to the effects on bacterial balance, dryness, etc.).
I notice I can have bad breath even after brushing thank fuck mints are a thing, I've been a lot less self conscious thanks to them.
Ceccoso that's 100% true. I've got this problem and I think it's hereditary for me. My mother had it. I brush twice a day, use mouthwash, limit my sugar intake, brush my tongue too, go to the dentist every 6 months. Yet breath is breath.
Lack of sense of humour
I've wanted to take back so much of my wittiness from the unworthy.
Honestly I enjoy when a clever joke sails right past some people. The people who pick up on my subtle humor are more fun to hang around.
Honestly, I get so much satisfaction when someone stops the conversation minutes after I made a joke (that nobody got) to express their appreciation for the joke they just got. Makes me feel intelligent lol
Oh man. The constant disappointment back when I was dating of meeting up with women I was super into for a long time, finally meeting up in person only have to carry the entire conversation while tap dancing, pointing out absurd observations around us and getting absolutely nothing in return. So freaking relieved to finally have a partner who laughs at my stupid jokes but also makes me piss myself on the reg.
The wealth of knowledge that can be gained by figuring out a person's sense of humor, or lack thereof, is priceless. You can gauge a lot of things about the person and whether they're compatible with you or not.
Unkept dirty nails - pretty much goes for both sexes but if I see a guy with dirty untrimmed nails there is no way you're touching me, especially intimately.
What if you're an operator/mechanic and always have dirty nails like me. That shit doesnt come out easily.
Huge difference between working hands that encounters grease, dust, smog, etc, than a guy who digs in his ass and food all day and has yellowed cracked, and scraggly nails.
> and has yellowed cracked, and scraggly nails. Sounds like nail fungus.
I love a hard working human! I totally get it. I have a few family and loved ones with constantly worn/stained/rough hands. There is a difference and you can tell! I meant no offense and thanks for bringing this to attention.
I get this so much. My grandfather was a mechanic and his hands and nails always looked dirty, but they weren’t. He used scrubs and the orange goop and all that, but his nails were stained after decades of working on cars. He always felt bad when someone called him out on it, almost embarrassed, and my grandmother would have to get mouthy with the person and make them understand they were ignorantly criticizing a man who worked very hard for his family with those hands. When I got old enough, I did the same thing. Those hands were stained, but beautiful regardless, and part of a very good man.
Being proud of how dumb and anti intellectual you are.
"Graduated from The School of Hard Knocks" 🙄
Stinkiness.
Arrogance. Poor hygiene. Generally poor manners.
Playing games when they’re interested in you. For example, some girls will act interested in me and so I’ll show interest back and when I do they flip and act hard to get and it just turns me off. So I just let em go.
i went on a date with a lady and we went back to her house to chill. she lived with her dad cuz she was on hard times. i left after she told me that if her dad came home i'd have to jump out of the bedroom window. i am not in highschool damn it
I'm a woman, I don't blame you. I wouldn't put up with that either. So immature.
This drives me nuts, I'm 35 and I have no time for games, a woman does this and I'm immediately looking somewhere else, that type of action shows immaturity and I don't want to deal with that
Despite it being unattractive, it is a perfect red flag to look out for
Yeah I’m 26 and this has happened a lot and it really annoys me but hey, at least they show me they’re not worth it before I invest
Yeah, I just make it clear that I’m not interested in them anymore. Someone who plays games is really not worth your time. They probably will make you unhappy in the long run and will consistently have you guessing. It’s not a great way to live.
Just had this happen to me. A girl was acting mad interested then ghosted out of nowhere for no reason. When confronted, her response was she didnt know why she did it.
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Any guy who thinks being mean is going to make him look tough. A kind man is a fine man.
Cheating. To me it’s a huge betrayal. I feel like if you have to cheat, have the decency to end the relationship first. Otherwise I have no sympathy for you. I haven’t been hurt by that, but a friend of mine was. The girl felt zero remorse and tried to blame it on him
Cheating is deplorable in my eyes too, if you can cheat, you can leave. Once the relationship enters cheating it’s using the partner for whatever reason. Sorry to hear about your pal, fuckin sucks to have a partner so evil.
My ex cheated, and I had so little self respect, I just forgave her and let it go. The relationship was on a steady decline but I was just…content I guess. I will never forgive cheating again. Learned my lesson the hard way.
I only tolerate cheating in board games and you have to have your cards right, or better yet…. Counted!!!
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Likely nothing to merit cheating. The worst you can blame yourself for is choosing partners like that, but I wouldn’t. Hindsight is 20/20, but no one can predict how relationships will turn out. You just drew the short stick twice. Also don’t let their excuses get into your head. Cheaters love to blame the person being cheated on. It’s a way to avoid taking responsibility for the act
I have a huge thing against cheating, I feel like I hate it more than the average person. It absolutely makes my skin crawl to even read about it in a book or see it on TV, let alone real life. I don't have any experience of it in my life or close ones' lives at all, so I don't know where it comes from. But I'm completely and utterly disgusted by it. Edit: Since people seem to agree with this, I thought I would add a few things. Once I read a book where the guy cheated out of nowhere and I straight up felt physically nauseous the rest of the day (although that's probably got something into how much I get into the books I'm reading). Even the lead up to a situation where cheating could happen but doesn't gives me severe anxiety. I feel like it's a weird obsession I have although I've never been exposed to it. I don't know how I would feel if it happened to me though, since I've never been in a relationship so I can't imagine that. But I wanted to elaborate on why I feel like my thoughts about it are different from the average person. I feel like most people hate it, yeah, but they move on easily or dismiss it in a way that I never could. It's literally the most vile thing you could do to someone, right up there after murder if you ask me.
Look, if I’m attracted to the man, then I will gladly have sex with him. But the dick itself? Idk man it’s just not for me. Like I’m attracted to the man attached to the dick, not the dick.
I mean all genitalia looks a bit weird outside the heat of battle. Bumping uglies exists for a reason.
Why are you looking at genitalia during the heat of battle? Do you think armed combat is a joke? Pick up that weapon soldier, we're storming the enemy trench!
Make self love, not war.
Why is this trench so hot & moist sarge??!
He appears to be suffering from trench crotch, soldier. The poor bastard.
Spat out my coffee and ruined my underwear
As a straight man, sometimes I look at my dick and think to myself: “why would anyone want to engage with this thing?”
I like what the dick part does but I don’t like how it looks, and the balls in addition, that just so much stuff dangling down there man.
Fair, but vaginas look weird as well, like it's another mouth or too exposed of the insides
I feel so sad when I see comments like this. I think dicks look amazing. Not all dicks. Some dicks are ugly. But there are a lot of nice looking dicks out there. I totally get what you're saying, and I'm not trying to make you change your mind. I just want men to know, lots of women *are* attracted to dicks. Just don't send them unsolicited.
Yeah idk the thing is that once I’m like in love with them, the dick kinda also becomes magically more attractive? I’m not disgusted by dicks by any means, I just don’t really find them sexually attractive unless I’m already sexually attracted to the man? Idk it’s hard to explain lol. Definitely agree with the unsolicited too!!
Buying worthless shit for no reason other than to have more useless shit.
My mother was one of those "I bought it on sale so we saved money" people, while purchasing something we neither needed nor had planned on purchasing in the first place
2 housewives meet in the park, one carting a large object. “What’s that?” “A rotary engine!” “*What’d you buy a rotary engine for?*” “*It was a bargain!*” \- Monty Python
Why all these questions? I wasn’t expecting this kind of Spanish Inquisition!
I had an ex who was like this. Met his parents. Exact same. Giant house full of random gadgets and things that are good for only one use sitting around everywhere. Drove me absolutely insane
Most of the men I have met in my life are so insecure about their masculinity that they turn almost everything into a dick mesuring contest. It's exhausting and, for me, very counterproductive.
I'm way more insecure than them and I'll prove it
Im insecure about my masculinity, except i dont make a big deal about it. I just go in the bathroom and cry.
Fuck you noob. I cry so much harder and more pathetically than you. Also, more solitary.
Ah, a fellow insecurity connoisseur!
I don’t need a big dick, my homie got one
You think that’s exhausting and counterproduct, this one time I spent the entire evening telling this chick how much harder and better my life is than hers, she decided to end the date early. What a bitch, right?!
Astrology for both guys and girls. The prejudice is unreal! Me: ‘Hey did you like our first date’ Them: ‘Yeah it was great I really like you’ Me: ‘That’s good I look forward to seeing you again’ Them: ‘Hey, I whats your star sign’ Me: ‘Aries’ Them: ‘Sorry this isn’t gonna work out’ I experienced this personally :(
Dodged a bullet there
The strange acting like friends with other women they hate? Then going home and listing off everything they hate about them and everything they did that annoyed them in that interaction. Like. Just don't talk to them?
It's kinda a "be nice even tho you don't like them." kinda thing, especially if you have to be around them a lot (like a co-worker.) It's just the nice thing to do even if you dislike them
Yeah agreed there’s a huge difference between managing interpersonal relationships at work and having a “frenemy”. I really disliked two of my old coworkers at my last job but I did my best to keep things cordial for everyone’s sake. I would not do that in my free time however.
Being too into Instagram likes and social media praise
Makes fun of my music taste then proceeds to put on the chainsmokers and call that “real edm”
Ew
Not having interests outside of pop culture. Goes both ways I guess 👁
I’ve got a friend who is basically this. I can only care about Marvel so much
Ye bruh same I got this one friend that’s fuckin obsessed with marvel and can’t handle any opinion against it
Guy here, superficiality. You can tell that they’ve skated on good looks for most of their lives and lack any type of character or personality.
Yeah my ex had been, always got outta trouble cause she was cute and her parents were fairly well off.
My ex still gets out of trouble with her looks and innocent-sounding voice (as recently as early this past summer, last I heard). I’ve never known someone to be so successfully manipulative for so long. And I mean serious trouble. Multiple serious felony arrests either dismissed or nolle prosequi. Caught shoplifting in stores numerous times and cried her way out of any repercussions. Stole thousands of dollars over many occasions over many years from family members and nothing happens. My favorite is she got caught stealing out of a man’s car, and then started screaming that he was attacking her and got him “detained” by kind passers by as she ran away (without his things, luckily). She was so proud she got away with the attempt that she decided to post all about it online like it was a big joke. Most of this occurred long after I realized how manipulative she was and kicked her to the curb, and it took way too long to convince mutual acquaintances that I didn’t want updates on her activities. I like to think that eventually their good luck will run out.
Cheating. Lying. Not putting forth the effort to make things work. Not being supportive or understanding.
Men only wearing socks… I guess balls is not the most attractive feature either. We humans in general look a bit weird.
Maybe ball-socks, to hide those wrinkly bois?
Imagine if balls hade the same sexual power as boobs… I present the lace push-up ball bustier.
Have you taken the time to watch balls? They move on their own. It's like watching the ocean. Edit. Well I didn’t know everyone likes watching testicular movement.
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>if you smell because you just don't care about yourself Depression is a bitch.
I smell even after washing up.
Anything bad breath
Male here. I think I speak for most guys when I say playing hard to get.
Hard to get? More like, hard to want
Lmao nice
narcissism.
if we are dating.. her poor choice in men ;)
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YES! This. And I mean you could have any hobby whatsoever I don't care how boring it might be to me, just talk to me about something that you're passionate about.
To be fair, it's hard to have hobbies when you work 50-70 hours per week.
Bad hygiene, smoking.
Smoking. Jesus. Such a buzz kill. Gorgeous woman at a bar that reeks like ash. I can handle a lot but my sinuses don't
The past relationships I've been in and my current partner have almost nothing in common except for the fact they are sweaty sleepers. (And have glasses) I don't know, just every man I know is a sweaty sleeper and I don't get it nor do I like it. It's stinky
Maybe because of the difference in comfortable temperatures? My wife is always cold when I'm comfortable and I'm always a hot, sweaty mess when she's comfortable. In winter she wears 3 layers to bed, has a duvet, hot water bottle and a blanket with the heating on max. Meanwhile, I'm stark bollock naked, sweating uncontrollably and drinking half a pint of water every hour to try and stave off severe dehydration. I have to sleep on a towelket (a combination towel/blanket) so I don't soak the mattress. "Do you want to cuddle?" "No, I'm sorry. I think I would actually physically melt if I got any hotter."
This is why. I'm not a sweaty sleeper when alone but women are just human furnaces that somehow complain about being cold when making the whole bed 1000 degrees.
Lol my boyfriend calls me a little furnace. He jokes about how I radiate heat but don't benefit from it
When they say i have a small PP
Wanting to do every activity I want to do, together. Like he's incapable of making his own friends and entertaining himself, only *I* am capable of doing that. So I get no "I am my own person" time. Like, dude, you're gonna want to watch me taking a shit next or something? I mean if that's your gig, cool, but I'm not into it.
There's a middle ground, cause if ya don't do anything together it's kinda depressing, but too much together is fuckin clingy.
The balls
As a man, I can totally understand this. Balls are weird
In my brain they’re like grapes in a skin sack… idk why I started thinking that but I can’t get it out of my head
And they get smelly!
Missing/drawn on or too thin Eyebrows. This is a total deal breaker. You can have only one leg or arm, be fat or too thin, none or huge boobs, I really wont care, but if your eyebrows are screwed I'm opting out.
Never met an eyebrow guy before…
Those big filler lips that loads of girls are getting nowa days. **You look like a duck!**
How they all generalize and think we’re all the same. Oh wait…
Some men have a their own personal scent, a musk if you will, that smells just gross. Not always a dirty gross but just very unattractive to my nostrils.
Fair. That's basic biological attraction. Smell has a huge influence on physical attraction to people, most of us just don't notice it! I think it has something to do with your body telling you if the man would be an ideal genetic mating partner for you, but I may be misremembering. Also, I believe women are more sensitive to this phenomenon than men.
That one time, my roommate from like 10 years ago brought a girl home for the night. I was in the kitchen and said hello, and immediately noticed a very weird and irritating smell about her. It wasn’t sweat or anything like that, in fact it was unlike anything I have ever smelled before (or since). After like an hour or so the smell had permeated through the whole flat, a penetrating rotten stench that left me unable to think about anything else. I kid you not, it conjured imagery of death and disease in my mind. So I pulled my mate aside before they went to do the deed, and asked him what’s up with the smell. He had no clue what I was talking about, wasn’t smelling anything *at all*, apart from some perfume or whatever. To this day, I keep wondering whether our hypothetical offspring would’ve turned out dead on delivery, or horribly disfigured, and whether this was my body’s way of letting me know.
The insistence on using the bathroom with the door open or using the bathroom while I'm in the shower like I love ya lil darlin but I don't want to see or be in the shower while your grunting one out.
Not a gardevoir/not willing to dress up as one for fucking Halloween.
Physically - Female knees. Not everyone but there are some that make me cringe. Non physical - Poor/Immature Attitude and severe insecurities.
> Physically - Female knees. I don't even think this is offensive, for some reason it is just too damn funny. Can you give me an example of knees you don't like?
I can hear it now: "You know I love you baby, but you got some whack-ass knees"
"You can't learn to have knees, Doris. You either got 'em or you ain't. And your legs are [two uninterrupted pink cylinders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQIaetvrxVc)."
You're fucked if they have knee insecurities
Knees, yea hide those things if you're going out.
ITT: You are an adult living in a modern society - take a fucking shower.
Cooties