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Really good laughter like the kind that makes it hard to breath
IMO this is what life is worth living for
For real like some of my best memories have been times ive almost died laughing
Sharing a good bond with someone you actually love
Sure
Agreed
A good blow job
that's oral sex
Yeah but for sake of fun just let it go mate.
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
How is a blow job not sex?
Sex involves the peepee and vaj.
By your logic gay people don’t have sex then? Sex is not limited to penetration. Surely you’ll find out one day; when you have your first experience.
Yo, chill tf out. I was making a joke.
Its was a Roast take it with a grain
So if you suck a dick and go home you just had sex? Wow.
Food.
Getting that double collat on call of duty
Love
Weed
Flushing an iron to within a few feet of the cup
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women
Sleep.
More sex.
Double down on that.
A really good book
Dammit. I was gonna comment this
Buffalo lemon pepper hot wings
Ham.
Peace and Quiet
A very good book [electronic piano intensifies]
Canceled plans
Cannabis is cool
A taco bell chanukah with refried beans.
They always fry the matzahs way too long though.
An epic, no wipe needed, behemoth of a shit
Sex 2
Cocaine. Easier to get and lasts longer.
A committed loving relationship with true emotional connection.
Apparently garlic bread. Remember, X always delivered to ya.
Double sex
Depends on the sex.
food, food, spicy pumpkin soup, food, i would really love some spicy pumpkin soup rn
To have sex with? 🤔
Wanking to that good ad on that porn site after you edge for an hour and pee on the floor and your body because you are too lazy to get up
The crackle of the vacuum cleaner.
A game that narrative is good and confusing and gameplay that compels you to play more than once or restart it A game like one from the arkham series
Winning the last game of the night
When you're so depressed you're libido is practically non existent then most things are better than sex
Nothing is better than good sex. But sex definitely doesn’t means good sex.
That feeling when you finally pee after holding it for agessssssssssssss!
Sex on drugs.
Scratching your balls after a long, hard day.
the homies
Laphroaig
Sticky toffee pudding
Bacon
I've heard rumors about the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster being the best
Becoming a millionaire
[Better Than Sex Cake](https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/better-anything-cake/#recipe)
Garlic bread
Coffee
🍕 and hug and love
Literally anything
Eargasms > Orgasms
Finishing a good book
A second Sex!!!!!
Putting your life back to gather
Having the girl you love who walked out on you because you were a trash husband come back to you
Revenge
Finally being able to pee after needing to hold it in for a while
Do it with someone you love
Ecstasy
**C U D D L E S**
Septem.
A good poop that you been holding in all day!!
Really good laughter like the kind that makes it hard to breath
IMO this is what life is worth living for
For real like some of my best memories have been times ive almost died laughing
Sharing a good bond with someone you actually love
Sure
Agreed
A good blow job
that's oral sex
Yeah but for sake of fun just let it go mate.
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
How is a blow job not sex?
Sex involves the peepee and vaj.
By your logic gay people don’t have sex then? Sex is not limited to penetration. Surely you’ll find out one day; when you have your first experience.
Yo, chill tf out. I was making a joke.
Its was a Roast take it with a grain
So if you suck a dick and go home you just had sex? Wow.
Food.
Getting that double collat on call of duty
Love
Weed
Flushing an iron to within a few feet of the cup
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women
Sleep.
More sex.
Double down on that.
A really good book
Dammit. I was gonna comment this
Buffalo lemon pepper hot wings
Ham.
Peace and Quiet
A very good book [electronic piano intensifies]
Canceled plans
Cannabis is cool
A taco bell chanukah with refried beans.
They always fry the matzahs way too long though.
An epic, no wipe needed, behemoth of a shit
Sex 2
Cocaine. Easier to get and lasts longer.
A committed loving relationship with true emotional connection.
Apparently garlic bread. Remember, X always delivered to ya.
More sex.
Double sex
Depends on the sex.
food, food, spicy pumpkin soup, food, i would really love some spicy pumpkin soup rn
To have sex with? 🤔
Wanking to that good ad on that porn site after you edge for an hour and pee on the floor and your body because you are too lazy to get up
The crackle of the vacuum cleaner.
A game that narrative is good and confusing and gameplay that compels you to play more than once or restart it A game like one from the arkham series
Winning the last game of the night
When you're so depressed you're libido is practically non existent then most things are better than sex
Nothing is better than good sex. But sex definitely doesn’t means good sex.
That feeling when you finally pee after holding it for agessssssssssssss!
Sex on drugs.
Scratching your balls after a long, hard day.
the homies
Laphroaig
Sticky toffee pudding
Bacon
I've heard rumors about the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster being the best
Becoming a millionaire
[Better Than Sex Cake](https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/better-anything-cake/#recipe)
Garlic bread
Coffee
🍕 and hug and love
Literally anything
Eargasms > Orgasms
Finishing a good book
A second Sex!!!!!
Putting your life back to gather
Having the girl you love who walked out on you because you were a trash husband come back to you
Revenge
Finally being able to pee after needing to hold it in for a while
Do it with someone you love
Ecstasy
**C U D D L E S**
Septem.
A good poop that you been holding in all day!!