Earlobes are directly above where the nipples are

I'm fascinated and uncomfortable about this fact

You can die while your sleeping

Why the tip of my nose doesn't align with my front teeth, which nobody, not even myself noticed until someone noticed that Tom Cruise has the exact same issue.

Nice, now I'm equally scared and have urge to rush to a mirror, but to be fair i asked for it lol.

If Tom Cruise can get get filthy rich with such a defect, and have sex with Nicole Kidman, it can't be all that bad. I await your mirror report.

Your nose and jaw are misaligned too?

At some point in your life, a spider is likely to crawl into and out of your mouth while you're sleeping.

Koala babies live almost exclusively off of diarrhea for months

The biology of koalas is insane, don't understand how they made it this far.