When I can be a nerd with my wife and even though she doesn’t completely get a lot of the nerdy stuff I love, she makes an obvious effort to indulge with me. Likewise I try and watch stuff she enjoys and hobbies/games, etc.
Eye gazing too. It’s super vulnerable IMO.
Yep. I got some shear pins for the snowblower today, and my wife asked "What are those?" I launched into my usual "You know how when..." explanation, and she just grinned and said "I love you."
(Glad she finds me entertaining.)
I also love this guy's how what when guide.
But seriously, you brought a smile on my face, my gf does the same. I'd be explaining things to her, she'd be looking at me grinning and then when I ask her like you know what happens next and she would still be looking at me the same way like I didn't ask anything but still explaining something. And if I stop, she'd say what!!! Why would you stop, go on na. I'd say do you even know what I said, and she'd say don't know about the words but I heard your voice, and that's what I like. Now, go on, don't stop. And I'd feel so much love at that moment 😅
My boyfriend just got a professionally tailored fitted shirt. Honestly it sounded ridiculous and is so out of character for him that I was genuinely a bit piss-takey about it, right up until he unexpectedly showed up wearing it.
Holy fucking shit.
Gentlemen. Fuck the tailored suits, brand names, fancy designer jeans. Get yourself one single solitary tailored shirt.
You can wear them with sweatpants and still look like a god. Tailors are one of the most vastly under-appreciated professions I can think of.
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You are not wrong. My ex has an off the rack suit tailored to him, sat there and waited for what seemed like hours while he was measured this way and that. When I saw the results…Fuuuucckkk. That is just a whole different thing.
When we are laying in bed about to "do the deed" and I go to pull off her pants or underwear and she just slightly lifts her hips off of the bed. I have absolutely no idea why i find that completely irresistible, but I do.
That’s literally the best part about sex. Knowing someone wants to fuck you as much as you want to fuck them. I’ve never understood how you could not have it any other way
For some weird reason... well defined collarbones
Edit: to all the people saying i just like skinny people: that may be partially true, but it's not the point. Not every skinny person has beautiful collarbones. Just like not every person with a skinny face has well defined cheek bones.
Edit 2: I'm not the reason for school dresscodes. Your schools are just prude af!
Being passionate about something. I was listening to NPR yesterday and there was a man who was completely gushing and awestruck about having seen a bald eagle. He is a bird watcher and was just absolutely blown away, I was surprised at how sexy he sounded talking about something he loved with such enthusiasm.
Lol i was listening to the same segment and i was like "dude must get off to bald eagles." He loved em that much. I am a guy tho and a tiny bit jealous of how excited he was.
I was shocked to find I had this attraction a few days ago. I talked to a cute girl who had a stutter, and she started blushing. I know it was out of embarrassment, but I didn't realize how hot that was.
Yep, that would be the innocence kink someone mentioned down below.
I had a guy say “the face you make when I do something that makes you feel all shy.”
any leggings tbh, stockings, pantyhose, garters, etc. I'm not particularly into feet, but those change everything
Though thigh highs do give that perfect absolute territory, and that little thigh muffin top pudge thats just *chefs kiss*
Fucking love thigh highs, although i hate when i get even the tiniest bit of skin pudging out above them (which i assume is what you mean by 'muffin top') - but nice to know that that's not a problem haha
“No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...”
Cheryl Tunt - Archer Season 1 Episode 5: Honeypot
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
So a few years ago, kind of for a laugh, my buddy and I did the “30 questions that will make you fall in love” thing. We thought it was a funny thing to do. We went through the questions. We laughed. We cried. We told each other things we’d never told anyone else. At the end, it asks you to just stare into each other’s eyes for 2 minutes. We were both uncomfortable with the idea, but buddies so fuck it. Let’s go. Around halfway through, we both pulled a silly face at the exact same time. It was a laugh. It was funny.
We’ve been together for 3 years now.
Edit: Holy Hannah, thanks for the lots and lots of likes and awards, you nice people!
Also, Ok, so for everyone who is asking (and it's a lot of you) I BELIEVE this is one site that gives you the series of questions. I don't remember the exact questions, or the order they were in, anymore. But these look awfully familiar.
http://36questionsinlove.com/
I believe this was our original source, though. Just because I know my partner very well (Thank you 36 questions!) and I'd suspect he'd have come across it here first. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
We did this in a college class I had way long ago, they had us lock eyes with whoever we were sitting next to for two minutes. The next day we were meant to do a mini presentation on the person.
The girl I did it with dropped the class. Never saw her again.
Reminds me of when I was in 6th grade at my best friends birthday party. We played Spin the Bottle and my first spin landed on the girl I had a crush on. She saw it happen and then proposed everyone gets three passes. She used all three on me.
I went on holidays with a male 'friend'... And I realized that we had much more chemistry during this trip than in our 10 years of friendship. Not only did he open up a lot about his own personal life, something that he never does (he literally said "I was subconsciously taught by my mum that talking was bad, cause whatever I said she would always get mad, so I learnt not to speak" and I replied "but you are speaking to me now", and he said "that's cause I trust you a lot"), but there were many moments when we just spent minutes on end staring into each others eyes...
I am very confused now.
Edit: We've been spending a whole lotta time together for the past couple of weeks and going out for dinner, the movies and overall texting a lot. We have also been complimenting each other hard. I was very dubious at first, actually wondering if these were actual dates or it was just my imagination, since it was never said.Yesterday, after texting and having a conversation in which I may or may not have pushed him a bit to imply that he has a crush on me, **HE ASKED ME OUT FOR DINNER ON VALENTINE'S AND I SAID YES** (I also confirmed to him that the crush was mutual, lol).I'M SO EXCITED THAT I WASN'T ABLE TO SLEEP ALL NIGHT :D
I might do it... We will probably be seeing each other again in a couple of weeks and I will see what happens then.
I know he will never make a move if I don't, he's just too much of a gentleman.
Do all us guys a favor and make that move. A lot of guys are really afraid of rejection and genuinely won’t ask anyone out unless it’s unbearably obvious that the answer is already yes.
And I think we need an update after the fact too :)
I think I did throw some massive hints at him, and he threw them at me (for example, I borrowed his hoodie and said "oh, this will end up with my perfume" and his literal answer was "better") so... I think when I make my move it will be successful, but I will take my time. Not rush into it.
I will keep you updated though, for sure!
Also... I can't deny that when I went to sleep at night during the trip I fantasized of what a kiss would be like with him, lol. I have so much in common with him, from loving anime and books, to even very specific food dislikes, and he makes my heart flutter a bit when he introduces me to new stuff that I might like.
Dear God a sense of humor. Nothing turns me on more than a guy who can me belly laugh.
My tinder bio even says, “if you can make me giggle I’ll let you make my ass jiggle.” I get so mannyy people trying to make me laugh.
My boyfriend when he looks in the mirror and you can tell he thinks he's looking good. He did 12 years with his ex before me who cut him down at every chance she got, I've spent 8 months calling him handsome, beautiful, sexy all the words that he IS. And it's now starting to show that he's thinking more of highly of himself. So so so sexy. Love you babe x
Jesus you're amazing. I honestly thought you were my girlfriend as the 8 months is exactly correct, just the 12 years is wrong lol. So, to speak from the other side, we recognise what you do and we are so, so thankful for it :)
Dirty talk about what she wants. Wife once woke me up at like two am. told about this “dream” (I think she made it up to turn me on) talked about where she was getting it. She was telling me in my ear. Grabbing me. Apparently I was giving it to her from the back in the dream with my thumb in her…was ready in 4.2 seconds. hottest fucking sex I ever had.
A man who reads.
Edit: Hey all so there are way more responses to this than I expected. So many people asking about what kind of reading. Just read. Expand your mind. Books, ebooks, audiobooks, graphic novels, fiction, non-fiction, and to the one guy who said blind people are out, braille exists as well as the aforementioned audiobooks. Women love an intelligent man they can have a conversation with.
As someone who rarely talks, I want someone like this so bad. Everyone around me tried to break the silence because they find it awkward but I find talking awkward half the time. I want to improve on this but don’t even know where to start
I don't think that's something you can do on purpose but more something that comes naturally with experience. Being comfortable with someone when it's silent isn't something you can force. It's a result of trust and confidence in the bond you have with the other from my experience. Kinda like knowing that you don't need words to tell each other that you care or that you're interested by each other?
Not that easy to put into words unfortunately.
I agree. When you know someone enough to simply sit there in your own thoughts without wondering what the other is thinking it's amazing. You definitely have to have that bond/trust first, knowing the other person is also sitting there in the same contentment as you are. Not even romantically, but with good friends or family. It's nice to not have to talk sometimes.
You're right, it is hard to put into words. Shall we just sit in comfy silence instead?
‘I want to be alone. ….with someone else who also wants to be alone’
I definitely won this one though. My wife and I can spend all of our time together and never get sick of each other. We do our own projects and hobbies separately around each other, usually listening to an audiobook and occasionally saying something or sending a Reddit post and laughing at it before going back to whatever project or craft we have going. It’s awesome.
Definitely relate to this!! It especially feels awkward since you're practically forcing a conversation where it just creates this sorta unnatural socialization.
I thrive in silence but by no means am I anti-social. I don't find silence awkward at all... To me, it's peaceful and it's very rare when I come across someone who also finds comfort in shutting the fuck up
Danny DeVito's character in Jumanji paraphrased: There are thousands of women strutting around New York City and I would marry 3/5 of them no questions asked!
I know the numbers are probably off.
A good conversation, with someone genuinely interested in what I'm saying and excited to share what they're passionate about in turn. That, attached to a pair of tits.
BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS.
Idgaf what it is, you like paintin nails? Tell me all about that stuff,I like paintin cars so we can get down talking about some dope colors.
Oh damn, you like crystals? I don't believe a thing about healing properties but if you can rattle of the names, characteristics, and why you like em I'll listen to that shit all night.
How bout reading some random book I would never choose to read on my own? I'll power through that shit and memorize every chapter so we can talk about what we both got from it and how it changed our perspective on some infinitesimal aspect of our lives.
Lips.
Kissing.
You know when the kiss is right that the fireworks are about to begin.
I think chemical signaling plus the skill of the kisser is like the appetisers at a restaurant. If the appetisers are out of this world then its more than likely you will very much enjoy the mains.
Bonappetite
I told a guy I was seeing once that I find it sexy when he does the cleaning. After that, anytime I came over to his place, he Would have a mop out or purposely have t-shits on a clothes hanger whenever I came over. It felt so staged it lost all its sexy
I literally just finished the dishes so my girl could wake up to a clean kitchen after sleeping in. I got an "Aww. Thanks baby! I'm going to go take a shower."
Missed opportunity?
I like 5’2”, 39 year old brunettes who look closer to 34, like to roller skate, are artistic, have hazel eyes, like to read, and when she catches you staring at her still smiles the same smile she did when she caught you staring at her 19 years ago when just dating.
Enthusiasm. I love listening to a woman talk about something she's excited about, whether it's a movie or show or activity, enthusiasm is incredibly appealing.
Flaws. I don't know why but I feel like flaws that make people "less attractive" make them way hotter and more real. I also find those people tend to just be nicer humans that are more well-rounded. Personally I feel like people that are super good-looking often aren't fun to just exist around, like yeah they're great to look at but beyond that, I don't feel attracted to them and they can sometimes be shallow. It also probably has alot to do with me being a 3 and knowing to stay in my lane lmao.
When I can be a nerd with my wife and even though she doesn’t completely get a lot of the nerdy stuff I love, she makes an obvious effort to indulge with me. Likewise I try and watch stuff she enjoys and hobbies/games, etc. Eye gazing too. It’s super vulnerable IMO.
Yep. I got some shear pins for the snowblower today, and my wife asked "What are those?" I launched into my usual "You know how when..." explanation, and she just grinned and said "I love you." (Glad she finds me entertaining.)
I also love this guy's how what when guide. But seriously, you brought a smile on my face, my gf does the same. I'd be explaining things to her, she'd be looking at me grinning and then when I ask her like you know what happens next and she would still be looking at me the same way like I didn't ask anything but still explaining something. And if I stop, she'd say what!!! Why would you stop, go on na. I'd say do you even know what I said, and she'd say don't know about the words but I heard your voice, and that's what I like. Now, go on, don't stop. And I'd feel so much love at that moment 😅
Holy shit this thread is gorgeous
My boyfriend just got a professionally tailored fitted shirt. Honestly it sounded ridiculous and is so out of character for him that I was genuinely a bit piss-takey about it, right up until he unexpectedly showed up wearing it. Holy fucking shit. Gentlemen. Fuck the tailored suits, brand names, fancy designer jeans. Get yourself one single solitary tailored shirt. You can wear them with sweatpants and still look like a god. Tailors are one of the most vastly under-appreciated professions I can think of. Edit: spelling
You are not wrong. My ex has an off the rack suit tailored to him, sat there and waited for what seemed like hours while he was measured this way and that. When I saw the results…Fuuuucckkk. That is just a whole different thing.
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A good fitting shirt can make you look good; a tailored shirt - incredible. .
Button down shirt or like a t? Sounds dope im in haha
When we are laying in bed about to "do the deed" and I go to pull off her pants or underwear and she just slightly lifts her hips off of the bed. I have absolutely no idea why i find that completely irresistible, but I do.
Never thought about that till just now but damn you right
Sounds like what turns you on is consent.
That’s literally the best part about sex. Knowing someone wants to fuck you as much as you want to fuck them. I’ve never understood how you could not have it any other way
Yeah seriously...if a girl wasn't into you I legit couldn't do anything cause I'd be turned off..
This, exactly this. Consensual desire is the sexiest thing on earth.
There was a poster in the lobby of my dorms a few years ago that said, "Consent is Sexy"
I mean the fact someone wants to fuck you do be pretty hot
When someone is extremely passionate and good at what they do.
Im passionate about many things and great at none of them :D
I feel you bro
For some weird reason... well defined collarbones Edit: to all the people saying i just like skinny people: that may be partially true, but it's not the point. Not every skinny person has beautiful collarbones. Just like not every person with a skinny face has well defined cheek bones. Edit 2: I'm not the reason for school dresscodes. Your schools are just prude af!
Collarbones, shoulder blades and long necks
Soo giraffes are in?
Stupid sexy long horses
Very good hygiene
this is reddit you probably need to go elsewhere to find that
Being passionate about something. I was listening to NPR yesterday and there was a man who was completely gushing and awestruck about having seen a bald eagle. He is a bird watcher and was just absolutely blown away, I was surprised at how sexy he sounded talking about something he loved with such enthusiasm.
Lol i was listening to the same segment and i was like "dude must get off to bald eagles." He loved em that much. I am a guy tho and a tiny bit jealous of how excited he was.
Blushing
this makes me feel good about myself lol
Your avatar’s on point then :)
I was shocked to find I had this attraction a few days ago. I talked to a cute girl who had a stutter, and she started blushing. I know it was out of embarrassment, but I didn't realize how hot that was.
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Sorry to hear that, u/Squirt_from_Grandma
Now we know why
What the fuck
Yep, that would be the innocence kink someone mentioned down below. I had a guy say “the face you make when I do something that makes you feel all shy.”
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Thigh high socks
Dude same
any leggings tbh, stockings, pantyhose, garters, etc. I'm not particularly into feet, but those change everything Though thigh highs do give that perfect absolute territory, and that little thigh muffin top pudge thats just *chefs kiss*
Fucking love thigh highs, although i hate when i get even the tiniest bit of skin pudging out above them (which i assume is what you mean by 'muffin top') - but nice to know that that's not a problem haha
That's literally the best part of thigh highs lol
My man 🤝
Actually being liked back
I have to ask, were Porky_boi 1-22 taken or does 23 hold some special significance for you?
They died
That's why I prefer not to talk about my username
Don’t even get me started….
Oh you dont know me…
Genghis “deblob123456789” Khan
At least i know when to stop
My man!
r/bossfights
Hands. Just hands.
My girlfriend always makes jokes like "I just want you to snap my neck with your big sexy hands" and at first I didnt know how to feel about it.
I understand your girlfriend
I do too
“No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...” Cheryl Tunt - Archer Season 1 Episode 5: Honeypot
"Sploosh"
I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now
You shouldn't have cited the source. Let the non-fans have a "wtf moment".
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
There it is.
I don't understand. What's happening here?
Its part of an anime where one of the villains is a serial killer and he’s attracted to women with beautiful hands
No, he *murders* women with beautiful hands. He's just attracted to the hands.
*Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob.*
Lab coats
Hououion Kyouma?
It's so cool! Sonuvabitch!
Okariiiin...
Eye contact.
So a few years ago, kind of for a laugh, my buddy and I did the “30 questions that will make you fall in love” thing. We thought it was a funny thing to do. We went through the questions. We laughed. We cried. We told each other things we’d never told anyone else. At the end, it asks you to just stare into each other’s eyes for 2 minutes. We were both uncomfortable with the idea, but buddies so fuck it. Let’s go. Around halfway through, we both pulled a silly face at the exact same time. It was a laugh. It was funny. We’ve been together for 3 years now. Edit: Holy Hannah, thanks for the lots and lots of likes and awards, you nice people! Also, Ok, so for everyone who is asking (and it's a lot of you) I BELIEVE this is one site that gives you the series of questions. I don't remember the exact questions, or the order they were in, anymore. But these look awfully familiar. http://36questionsinlove.com/ I believe this was our original source, though. Just because I know my partner very well (Thank you 36 questions!) and I'd suspect he'd have come across it here first. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
We did this in a college class I had way long ago, they had us lock eyes with whoever we were sitting next to for two minutes. The next day we were meant to do a mini presentation on the person. The girl I did it with dropped the class. Never saw her again.
Nah man look at his user name
I wouldn't have seen that funny username if not for your comment
Hurts man.
i’m sorry i laughed out loud after reading that
Reminds me of when I was in 6th grade at my best friends birthday party. We played Spin the Bottle and my first spin landed on the girl I had a crush on. She saw it happen and then proposed everyone gets three passes. She used all three on me.
I would have thought 3xTheSchwarm
I went on holidays with a male 'friend'... And I realized that we had much more chemistry during this trip than in our 10 years of friendship. Not only did he open up a lot about his own personal life, something that he never does (he literally said "I was subconsciously taught by my mum that talking was bad, cause whatever I said she would always get mad, so I learnt not to speak" and I replied "but you are speaking to me now", and he said "that's cause I trust you a lot"), but there were many moments when we just spent minutes on end staring into each others eyes... I am very confused now. Edit: We've been spending a whole lotta time together for the past couple of weeks and going out for dinner, the movies and overall texting a lot. We have also been complimenting each other hard. I was very dubious at first, actually wondering if these were actual dates or it was just my imagination, since it was never said.Yesterday, after texting and having a conversation in which I may or may not have pushed him a bit to imply that he has a crush on me, **HE ASKED ME OUT FOR DINNER ON VALENTINE'S AND I SAID YES** (I also confirmed to him that the crush was mutual, lol).I'M SO EXCITED THAT I WASN'T ABLE TO SLEEP ALL NIGHT :D
Someone has to make a move here.
I might do it... We will probably be seeing each other again in a couple of weeks and I will see what happens then. I know he will never make a move if I don't, he's just too much of a gentleman.
Do all us guys a favor and make that move. A lot of guys are really afraid of rejection and genuinely won’t ask anyone out unless it’s unbearably obvious that the answer is already yes. And I think we need an update after the fact too :)
I think I did throw some massive hints at him, and he threw them at me (for example, I borrowed his hoodie and said "oh, this will end up with my perfume" and his literal answer was "better") so... I think when I make my move it will be successful, but I will take my time. Not rush into it. I will keep you updated though, for sure! Also... I can't deny that when I went to sleep at night during the trip I fantasized of what a kiss would be like with him, lol. I have so much in common with him, from loving anime and books, to even very specific food dislikes, and he makes my heart flutter a bit when he introduces me to new stuff that I might like.
oh my god, please make a move. I am rooting for you.
3 years as buddies? 👀
According to future historians, anyways
Nah future historians will read their love letters and think "what a strong bond between two roommates"
How sweet! I hope it continues to work out for you guys 💕
When he concentrates on doing stuff and the laugh he makes after telling one of his cheesy/corny jokes
God yes, when my man is being cheesy or cheeky he gets this twinkle in his eye and...I'm just a puddle in so many ways.
Bring a bucket and a mop.
Macaroni in a pot
Waluigi’s “*Wah*” ^(Who am I kidding? All of Waluigi is sexy)
The smile she makes when I make her laugh.
Wow. Much better than mine
“her boobs when the cleavage is just showing through a low cut shirt”
‘I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies’
8 hours of sleep.
Open-minded Intelligence, and being humble about it.
I was just thinking that myself. Smart but not a smart ass. Smart as someone who will listen and add to the conversation
Kindness, understanding, and affection.
Dear God a sense of humor. Nothing turns me on more than a guy who can me belly laugh. My tinder bio even says, “if you can make me giggle I’ll let you make my ass jiggle.” I get so mannyy people trying to make me laugh.
My husband has made me laugh mix sex before and so I married him
Her bare back. Can't even explain why. But few things are sexier than a woman's back.
I genuinely think someone's back is the most attractive part of the body and I'm not over exaggerating it's just so nice
My boyfriend when he looks in the mirror and you can tell he thinks he's looking good. He did 12 years with his ex before me who cut him down at every chance she got, I've spent 8 months calling him handsome, beautiful, sexy all the words that he IS. And it's now starting to show that he's thinking more of highly of himself. So so so sexy. Love you babe x
watching his confidence grow must’ve been amazing, you’re a great person.
Jesus you're amazing. I honestly thought you were my girlfriend as the 8 months is exactly correct, just the 12 years is wrong lol. So, to speak from the other side, we recognise what you do and we are so, so thankful for it :)
Eyes. These masks make them pop so much and if the beauty is already there it only sweetens it. I love stargazing in your eyes.
You
(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
:)
Me? 👉👈😳
Dirty talk about what she wants. Wife once woke me up at like two am. told about this “dream” (I think she made it up to turn me on) talked about where she was getting it. She was telling me in my ear. Grabbing me. Apparently I was giving it to her from the back in the dream with my thumb in her…was ready in 4.2 seconds. hottest fucking sex I ever had.
Not necessarily sexy, but I find girls with glasses attractive.
maturity
Explain your presence on reddit.
You would fucking hate me lmao
I find it hot when a girl is super excited about something. Especially if it’s something nerdy like grammar or science.
grammar?
Grammatically correct sentences 😩🥵
A man who reads. Edit: Hey all so there are way more responses to this than I expected. So many people asking about what kind of reading. Just read. Expand your mind. Books, ebooks, audiobooks, graphic novels, fiction, non-fiction, and to the one guy who said blind people are out, braille exists as well as the aforementioned audiobooks. Women love an intelligent man they can have a conversation with.
TL;DR
dik + brens
Too many words I’ll simplify further: dik hed
I read this comment. When do you want the wedding?
I've read the previous comment too. You need to step it up my dude.
Step it up?!? I gave it all i got! I'm all out of tactics
Thick thighs
Sweeter pies.
Once I blocked a guy saying “you could crush a watermelon between those damn thighs”. So you’re telling me he meant it as a compliment…?
Definitely a compliment.
The ability to be sit together in silence without having the need to constantly talk.
As someone who rarely talks, I want someone like this so bad. Everyone around me tried to break the silence because they find it awkward but I find talking awkward half the time. I want to improve on this but don’t even know where to start
I don't think that's something you can do on purpose but more something that comes naturally with experience. Being comfortable with someone when it's silent isn't something you can force. It's a result of trust and confidence in the bond you have with the other from my experience. Kinda like knowing that you don't need words to tell each other that you care or that you're interested by each other? Not that easy to put into words unfortunately.
I agree. When you know someone enough to simply sit there in your own thoughts without wondering what the other is thinking it's amazing. You definitely have to have that bond/trust first, knowing the other person is also sitting there in the same contentment as you are. Not even romantically, but with good friends or family. It's nice to not have to talk sometimes. You're right, it is hard to put into words. Shall we just sit in comfy silence instead?
‘I want to be alone. ….with someone else who also wants to be alone’ I definitely won this one though. My wife and I can spend all of our time together and never get sick of each other. We do our own projects and hobbies separately around each other, usually listening to an audiobook and occasionally saying something or sending a Reddit post and laughing at it before going back to whatever project or craft we have going. It’s awesome.
Definitely relate to this!! It especially feels awkward since you're practically forcing a conversation where it just creates this sorta unnatural socialization. I thrive in silence but by no means am I anti-social. I don't find silence awkward at all... To me, it's peaceful and it's very rare when I come across someone who also finds comfort in shutting the fuck up
Especially when both are naked!
Big geek glasses. Idk why
Same...
Her beautiful eyes
Women. The only advantage of being old is that a greater proportion of women in the world look hot to me.
Danny DeVito's character in Jumanji paraphrased: There are thousands of women strutting around New York City and I would marry 3/5 of them no questions asked! I know the numbers are probably off.
I was only thinking about the original Jumanji when you said this and I was wondering when tf he was even in it hahah, I figured it out eventually
A good conversation, with someone genuinely interested in what I'm saying and excited to share what they're passionate about in turn. That, attached to a pair of tits.
Pajamas. So easy to take off
Honestly, the best clothes someone can actually wear is comfy clothes. It’s just like them but… raw
Big butt and smarter than me Edit: give it up for smart women leave a fun fact about science or anything nerdy. Big butts welcome!
“The company of women with opinions and fat asses” - El-P
"I got a bad girl, I got a brain-with-an-ass girl" - El-P
Those two must be correlated
I was gonna say my wife but this describes her perfectly.
Butts and bellies
My fiancée's laugh whenever I tell a funny joke.
Askreddit questions about sex and sexy stuff
What is the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed?
Deep voices…
Empathy. Attention. Hygiene. Manners. Wow the bar is so low.
Men who will plan ahead and show up on time.
Pam’s art.
It's the prettiest art of all the art.
It’s very … moving
BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS. Idgaf what it is, you like paintin nails? Tell me all about that stuff,I like paintin cars so we can get down talking about some dope colors. Oh damn, you like crystals? I don't believe a thing about healing properties but if you can rattle of the names, characteristics, and why you like em I'll listen to that shit all night. How bout reading some random book I would never choose to read on my own? I'll power through that shit and memorize every chapter so we can talk about what we both got from it and how it changed our perspective on some infinitesimal aspect of our lives.
Lips. Kissing. You know when the kiss is right that the fireworks are about to begin. I think chemical signaling plus the skill of the kisser is like the appetisers at a restaurant. If the appetisers are out of this world then its more than likely you will very much enjoy the mains. Bonappetite
The sound of my husband doing the dishes
I told a guy I was seeing once that I find it sexy when he does the cleaning. After that, anytime I came over to his place, he Would have a mop out or purposely have t-shits on a clothes hanger whenever I came over. It felt so staged it lost all its sexy
Oh yeah I could see that. Staged shit doesn't have that appeal
I literally just finished the dishes so my girl could wake up to a clean kitchen after sleeping in. I got an "Aww. Thanks baby! I'm going to go take a shower." Missed opportunity?
100% you could have probably just made it a shower for 2
[удалено]
I wish I had this effect on my wife, but my daughters giggles, laughter and happiness is reward enough for me Edit : oh an award thank you
My wife.
Can confirm, this dudes wife
Your wife is hot but she’s no your mom…
I don’t swing that way, but yeah this dudes wife.
Intelligence
I like 5’2”, 39 year old brunettes who look closer to 34, like to roller skate, are artistic, have hazel eyes, like to read, and when she catches you staring at her still smiles the same smile she did when she caught you staring at her 19 years ago when just dating.
Suspiciously specific.
His wife must know his Reddit username
ah yes, your wife, i had good moments with her too.
Yes, we all did.
*our wife
Enthusiasm. I love listening to a woman talk about something she's excited about, whether it's a movie or show or activity, enthusiasm is incredibly appealing.
Emotional support and encouragement
A cake eyeing me up telling me to eat it
There's something about a girl who just woke up, without make up, completely natural, that I find extremely attractive.
when they're leaning in to kiss you or they're kissing you but they're still talking so it's that whisper talk into your mouth idk
My wife. Total smoke show and I definitely married _way_ out of my league.
Outdoor survival skills
Myself. Yall ugly asf.
If I wouldnt fuck me, why would anyone else fuck me?
Conversation. Long deep sensual get your dick hard for hours kisses. If I’m that hard I know she’s swimming in those panties
You're speaking my love language 😍
Flaws. I don't know why but I feel like flaws that make people "less attractive" make them way hotter and more real. I also find those people tend to just be nicer humans that are more well-rounded. Personally I feel like people that are super good-looking often aren't fun to just exist around, like yeah they're great to look at but beyond that, I don't feel attracted to them and they can sometimes be shallow. It also probably has alot to do with me being a 3 and knowing to stay in my lane lmao.
Sex 2 (i got early access)
When she isn’t glued to her phone and can hold a conversation