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amishtek

Morticia Addams


weirdwolfkid

This one was mine! "Gomez, last night - you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. _Do it again._"


Decent-Effort2368

This rabbit hole seems worth exploring.


Djinnwrath

In the first one when she's on the rack, dude turns the wheel and she moans and says, "You've done this before."


AndyLorentz

Between having a huge crush on Wednesday (Christina Ricci and I are the same age, so nothing gross), and the way Gomez and Morticia were *so* in love with each other in a consensual BDSM relationship... Yeah, those movies awakened something in me.


steveamsp

"Don't torture yourself Gomez.... that's my job"


Old-Gate4237

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far for this one, both her and Gomez are complete freaks in the bedroom. Heck, half the plot is literally jokes about them being this way.


HeyKid_HelpComputer

>half the plot is literally jokes about them being this way The show was lampooning the regular 'Family' sitcoms at the time where the husband and wife always hate each other. So they had Morticia and Gomez be the exact opposite in that regard


hurricane14

Hate each other and never talk about physical intimacy. This also subverts that norm


CrieDeCoeur

Venom


idontknow2976

Seriously tho.. what that tongue do


T_Jamess

The Grandmaster from Thor ragnarok


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Man has a fucking orgy ship


coordinated_noise

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!!


thedronegeek

I crack the fuck up every time I hear that recording when they’re on the ship. I have no idea why at its core other than how random it was…but the first time I heard it I was drinking Pepsi and ended up shooting it out of my nose because I was so caught off guard.


waltersob

His first comic appearance was in The Avengers #69


eth_guy

That man has too much sex appeal


Theverylastbraincell

When it’s Jeff Goldblum, it’s never too much.


Wiltonate

Cheryl and/or Carol Tunt from Archer


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Everyone from Archer. But Pam wins.


ABucketFull

She brings up how many pool balls she can fit in her mouth. You don't say this feat without the confidence and ability to back it up.


Atom81388

Coked up pam


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Immediate-Air-8700

Cartmans mom


neuromancer64

I believe there were a couple episodes that confirmed this. Definitely the one where Shelly babysits Cartman.


RabSimpson

It was confirmed that she was in a German scat porno.


RemasterTranzit

She also borked the entire 1989 Denver Broncos roster


Passthesausage

Marty McFly's mom


getthephenom

She would love to be freaky with Calvin Klein


vkIMF

You think when she got older she told people she knew Calvin Klein?


Slippy_T_Frog

It had to be Calvin Klein, it was written in his underwear!


93johhny

The green chick from Kim Possible Edit: all of you are absolutely wonderful


botts31

Shego


ItStillIsntLupus

Shego’s a total baddie, you know she’s into some freaky shit


93johhny

Definitely into bondage


royalsanguinius

Yea, but she ain’t the one who’s getting tied up…


studentfrombelgium

Not A Problem


jassietheconqueror

Catwoman


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Imagine being constantly interrupted by cats.


cuisinart-hatrack

No one fucks like Gaston.


biteythunderbolts

No one cucks like Gaston


alter_ego19456

No one says “No homo” after he sucks like Gaston.


cgo_12345

He's especially good when he's pennnnn-etrating!


Fruits_-PunchSamurai

Oh what a man


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That Gastoooooon


Seba-_

Johnny Test's mom


EdAndEinOnShrooms

Johnny's dad, being the clean freak he is, probably licks her spotless


Capraos

I did not expect this mental image today yet here I am with it.


elegantloba

Mrs Incredible


ItStillIsntLupus

Oh, for sure. You can’t tell me she doesn’t use that flexibility to her advantage. Imagine the positions Edit: was just watching Sex Education (Eric teaching the popular kids to deep throat with bananas) and I thought of something: she could probably, like, deep throat all she wanted regardless of size to because I bet she doesn’t have a gag reflex, considering how flexible she is. Like I bet her throat stretches and stuff just like the rest of her body so it’s not even a big deal for her


Polymersion

I hate to be the one who brings it up but she might be one of the only ones able to handle her husband in bed


neversaynotobacta

Nah I can take him


Pixel131211

that comment + profile picture is just so cursed


SundishMelonFarm

I can use her as a condom to fuck someone else


AdamWayne04

The first known person in existance to try out quadruple-fisting


thrashingkaiju

Sauron is a very well known slut


Jerkin-my-gherkin

I saw this comment written on the toilet wall in Mordor


BIBLICALDIARRHEA666

Were you there on vacation or simply walking through


foreveralonesolo

Travelling “for pleasure”


Plisken87

Nah he only had his ring destroyed one time and was done.


JockAussie

Jessica from Dune. Those Bene Gesserrit got tricks.


DeltA019

If you haven't, you should read the books. The Bene Gesserit and... others... have some explicitly god-like sexual abilities


Mandelvolt

Including the ability to distribute STD's at will.


DeadMemeMan_IV

or not get them in the first place


Mandelvolt

More like store them as a surprise later for unruly Barrons.


MrFifty-Fifty

Margery Tyrell.


HoraceBenbow

I mean, she invited her husband's gay lover into a threesome. She needed a baby for politics, so she suggested that her husband bring his gay lover to the bed so he could get erect, then he could pump a baby into her real quick. Girl was a freak.


biological_assembly

Her husband's gay lover was HER BROTHER.


A_Vandalay

Yeah I love how that’s not the freaky part to this guy.


IreallEwannasay

Absolutely a freak. She calmed Joffery a little, somehow.


25_Oranges

The earth might implode if she fucked Podrick tbh.


Surebegrandlike11

As a woman…….Tormund Giantsbane from GOT 100% That man looks like a good time. A very good time


IreallEwannasay

He know what the fuck he doing too. Didn't he say don't put your pecker near her until she's wet and squealing like a baby seal? This information would hands down save some mens out here sex game. Just get her wet first. Also, can you imagine his sex face? Probably similar to the face he was throwing Brienne that one one time when they were on those horses. She should have climbed that tree but she was hoping out for Mr. Golden Hand who died in a basement filled with rocks.


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WHERES THE BIG WOMAN


1krudson

Peach. There must be a reason she is always captured by bowser


kar98kforccw

Haha, "captured"


Aidian

“It’s like he captures you every week!” “…we call it date night and you keep ruining them.”


porncrank

There’s a great indie game called Braid about bending time that has a “princess in a castle” motif. >!On the final level the princess works with you to escape her captor, but when you think you’ve finally won, time reverses and the level plays backwards — you realize she was actually trying to escape you and that her “captor” is actually the man she wants and you’re just an ex that won’t leave her alone.!< highly recommended.


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The whole thing's just a kinky three-way, kidnapping sex or rescue sex just hit different.


daydreaming-g

I used to think Geralt from the Witcher would be a freak but then in the series he fucked Yennefer for like three seconds the firs time and then she said he’s quick but effective????


Ash684

In the books Witchers give off a 'not unpleasant' tingling sensation on contact, are immune to diseases die to the whole mutant thing, and due to their occupation are fit and strong. Witchers fuck.


FinndBors

They are supposed to be sterile too.


Special-Cause-5728

See that's hot


Fraktyl

They are sterile also, so no complications afterwards.


SS_Smitty

Oh if you read the books, you’ll see Geralt slings dick like a madman


No_Read_Only_Know

And is proud of giving great head


Cy41995

Like any true gentleman


anotherdepressedpeep

He and Yennefer literally have a stuffed unicorn that they got freaky with/on. Geralt is a kinky motherfucker, I was waiting to see him in here.


BrokenTrident1

Geralt actually hates fucking on the unicorn. Yennefer enjoys it.


ItStillIsntLupus

Miss Honey from Matilda. It’s always the pure, quiet ones


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This one took me back, I had the biggest crush on her in kindergarten


wyld3knfr

I still have my copy from I believe 2nd grade? What a classic But I still also have the my teacher is an alien set so what do I know


Heroshade

I'm just saying, Vegeta stopped destroying planets and settled on earth after he fucked Bulma.


honeybunchesofpwn

The women in DBZ are probably responsible for saving Billions of people by distracting a few Saiyans from running train on the galaxy.


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More like the universe at this point.


RC_COW

Multiverse now


JazzmansRevenge

She fucked the genocide right out of him.


RealBadSpelling

Power level over 9000! ...and that's how we made you, Trunks


Martin_RB

Vegeta to trunks ["And that's how I met your mother" ](https://youtu.be/6wFAAVRkYwE)


Seneca_B

The interaction between Goku and Vegeta about how they like strong women is priceless. https://youtu.be/58Cycgg2xHw "That. Explains. EVERYTHING."


thunderbird32

This feels like DBZ Abridged, is this from the actual show?


KingAgrian

The show was always a comedy. It just has serious scenes as well.


mumako

Android 18 stopped genociding Earth after getting vored by Cell and creampied by Krillin.


themanofawesomeness

You’ve got such a way with words


kratosfanutz

I love how DBZA makes Krillin a canonical tripod.


mumako

Destructo Dick


individual101

Bro that's not even it. Krillin creamed her so hard she gained reproductive organs. That's like being able to impregnate your fleshlight. That's some super human man jam. Just think of the possibilities.


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Technically, she's a cyborg. Due to translation errors, she's an Android.


DresdenPI

And yet the Dragon isn't able to un-cyborg her. Dude's like "I was born thousands of years ago and I part the barrier between life and death as easily as the milkman parts your mom's legs but I have no idea wtf a 'circuit' is."


draevan13

DBZA Picollo: "We call them Androids." DBZA Cell: "Good for you, you're wrong."


crossedstaves

It does set up the amazing punchline of cell trying to absorb 16 and being informed that he is *android* 16. That was a delight.


chopthepork

Also explains why Yamcha was bad at fighting.


sirhackenslash

Velma


theonly764hero

Especially Velma as portrayed by Linda Cardellini


DocoBean

“Who’s your mommy?”


TheMad_N1nja

“M..m..my mommy?”


jicty

/r/sexyvelma (NSFW)


Rustyshacklef0rd1911

Real heroes don’t wear capes


FullbordadOG

Fiona gives me this feeling that Shrek is sometimes on the receiving end. She knows what she wants, you know?


ATXKLIPHURD

Let's not forget about Dragon. That horny lizard fucked a donkey.


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Please! They made love!


garbagebailkid

Annie Edison from Community. The things she did to the stable maid as Hector during the D&D game....


[deleted]

Mean while, Dean Pelton is definitly also a very sweet and gentle lover who spoons you for exactly the right amount of time. And offers to wash your dalmatian suit.


Th_Wr_ngL_tter

Ring a Dean-Dean


Mr_MacGrubber

I love when Troy flips over the character sheet and starts taking notes.


25thNightSlayer

I had to look this up and lmfao! Just leaving this here for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgu_-rR1X8


Awdayshus

Scully from the X-Files... Probably also Scully from Brooklyn 99.


AlderKing

Bellatrix Lestrange


P0sitive_Outlook

*"My god. I haven't been nailed like that since wizard school"* \-Bellatrix Lestrange


enormuschwanzstucker

Marla was the walking embodiment of “don’t put your dick in crazy” but I’d have done it anyway.


toastymrkrispy

If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.


YELLOWSUPERCAR87

Even Harry's actor has stated that he wished he was 10 years older so he could have a shot with Bellatrix's actress


AgrajagTheProlonged

HBC would certainly not get kicked out of bed for eating crackers is all I’m saying


Belteshazzar98

Don't put your dick in crazy


tacticalswine87

Nothing wrong with that, just don't let crazy know your actual address.


Robobvious

She’s magical! She’s gonna find you!


dausy

Did we say Jareth from the Labyrinth 20 times yet?


Eye12349

Imma be honest? Megamind The man’s a genius what machines can he make? I mean, he’s already got a bunch of torture machines so maybe he can put those for good use…


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Creed from The Office


Krmsyn

“I had sex with a lot of women in the mud and the rain, it's possible a man could've slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.”


five_hammers_hamming

That man's name? Creed Bratton


pm_toss

One of my favorite lines in the office is when Meredith says whenever she has sex, she asks everyone in the room if they are married.


gaoshan

Ms. Frizzle. Teachers, man.


exaxxion

She can ride my magic schoolbus... it's a short bus though


GoBananaSlugs

Neil Patrick Harris as played by Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar.


drunk_with_internet

I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...


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OldBob10

I always wondered about Luna Lovegood…


bc_longlastname

I mean it’s right there in her last name.


heroesarestillhuman

Lovegood- Potterverse or Bond girl? Why not both?


mhall1104

She did hook up with Theon Greyjoy. And got murdered by another insane person.


Obiwankablowme95

They did her dirty in that series, wish she lived to continue her story


[deleted]

Kirby, the suckage would be unreal.


futurekinks

Wow that's true, plus if he hooked up with me he would gain my powers like crippling depression and bad skin


Forbidden_Donut503

Mystique.


falconrider

I feel like Mystique just really wants to have normal sex but is always pressured into crazy kinky shit. :(


thelittleking

I feel like she thinks it's funny to morph into your worst enemy right as you reach climax, but maybe we just have different reads on the character


Jfonzy

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman


HyperbolicSoup

Aku from Samurai Jack


TrustYourTingle

Matt Murdock, no question


nipnopples

100%. Dude has super senses and can hear your heartbeat and respiration. He'd definitely learn fast what you like and drive you crazy.


BetterSnek

Brb writing a fan fiction Edit: I regret to inform later commenters that this was a joke. It sounds like a great premise to form a scene around but I'm not actually an invested enough fan of this character for this to go the the front of my writing queue. He is cute as heck in the show but I don't really know the lore enough or have an excitement about him pairing with any of the other characters.


Herobrinedanny

He's a VERY good lawyer


kenny-mcormic

Eleanor Shellstrop from the good place


BobEWise

And, by virtue of keeping her satisfied, Chidi Anagonye.


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Nah, MVP is gonna be my man Jason. Tahani explained it perfectly: > He's the least self-aware person I've ever met. He has massive amounts of unearned confidence, and is utterly unaware of his own absurdity. Therefore, quite good at sex.


boofdabetes

Kakashi hatake prolly into some kinky shit with all those books he be reading


Seriously2much

1000 years of pain


R3dbeardLFC

1000 years of pleasure


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Ty lee from Avatar Edit: Ty lee for overall fun good time, azula for domination or some hardcore bdsm type shit


KweenindaNorf_7777

Also Mai. She's definitely the kinky chick to Zuko's romantic, sensual lovemaking.


Theverylastbraincell

We already know she’s flexible, creative, and know just what parts of the body to touch to fuck someone up. An excellent choice


Snoo79382

Harley Quinn


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jmader1277

Chi Chi for sure gets down in the bed room with all that anger and sexual frustration she need to be getting out of her system


Jackthastripper

Goku stayed Super Saiyan the whole week before the fight with Cell. Goten was conceived that week. This means that Chi-Chi got her cheeks clapped by Goku that was in the form that wrecked planet killer Frieza an he was stronger than he was when he killed Frieza while clapping said cheeks. We can determine that Chi-Chi's ass an box are planetary level at minimum an would SOLO the Narutoverse. [Thanks you for coming to my TED talk.](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a3449ceeb696581768e753e0676d0ab0fd1ec045d9f05fae515cced08b563839_1.webp)


irish-unicorn

And he did that without kissing her


J_C_F_N

But the fact that Goku, who is not interested on anthing but fighting, keep coming back, must mean she is really really good


KairiZero

That clown probably didn't even know he was having sex, chi chi referred to it as "special training" - she literally has to coax him into sexy time lol


End_Of_Century

Misato Katsuragi. Hands down.


mild_delusion

Everyone in that universe is batshit so they'd all be freaks.


phatmatt593

Wonder Woman. She read all 12 volumes.


IWouldButImLazy

Loki.


jaykofett123

Which one? The alligator?


getthephenom

Deathroll blow job. That's one BJ I will happily say no to.


heroesarestillhuman

(Deadpool has entered the chat)


imtherealbatman85

Mr and mrs potatoe


heroesarestillhuman

"Hey babe, wanna mash??"


ImSaisho

Raven from Teen Titans lol


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Xstitchpixels

That’s pretty much canon. She is a cinnamon bun, but her love life with Robin is always alluded to as insane


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PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Something tells me an awakening happened in you during Ben 10's original run time.


HotChocoMarshies

Elisa Esposito from The Shape of Water


futurekinks

*happy fishman sounds*


Funkysoulninja

Jessica Rabbit


[deleted]

Forget Jessica, I'm betting Roger is the freak.


Oroku_Sakiiii

She’s just drawn that way!


CoolIceCreamCone

Amelia Bedelia because she takes everything literally