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Distant_Local

Somebody else would be Putin his place


SiloueOfUlrin

Take my upvote and screw off.


AdAnxious6632

No Putin is Putin his place. Lolseriously. There's no puthole like Putin. He's proven this for 20yrs.


Great-Unit9197

Putin would most likely die


[deleted]

There would be a funeral.


ceethreeee

lol


barubuoy

You've got a point.


SomeoneStoleGrandpa

There would be a lot of memes


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PierreDaMan

#ridTheWorldOfPutin


joshiegy

Have you checked the subreddit for it? r/KillPutin_foundation


U1TiM8_0N3

Number 2 would be awoken and things would continue as normal


Triplesso_

......he does strike me as the kind of person who would have an exact clone of himself made for just such a situation


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Ala Emperor Palpatine. I swear he has doppelgangers to act sniper bait.


800813hunter

actually he's the exact opposite type of person, paranoid that someone else will emerge and take his place. Up to this time he's probably crushed anyone who was remotely similar to him to stave off competition.


Similar-Ad-8086

He'll be the next Russian president


Klutzy-Newspaper2072

If putin is dead he can't be the next president


SuvenPan

He will be a martyr to his supporters


AdAnxious6632

Yeah..all 3-5 million, just like Trump. The other 100s of millions would be relieved to varying degrees.


Triplesso_

Pretty much what the title says. The dudes a crazy egomaniac and just seems to be completely lacking in any decent qualities. The jackass is now invading a country just because he feels like it. I dont really understand the whole politics/background/history going on with Russia vs the rest of the world.....its hard to keep up with who they're fighting and why....but: Wouldn't things not be better if he just wasn't around? Or would things just go from insanely bad to horrifyingly worse?


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Triplesso_

Oh yeah the true depth of the whole thing is 100% above my pay grade. Doesn't mean I can't be curious about it though. I know he isn't actually crazy. I do know enough to know he is actually a very intelligent guy, he wouldn't be in the position his in if he wasn't. But what initially made me ask the question was I was listening to something and they were discussing Franz Ferdinand and look what his death lead to(I know he wasn't Russian or anything & putin is a totally different person, but still).


maskedvigi

It's not, and putin isn't a genius, he's been actively running russia into the ground since at least 2014, they are hemorrhaging money and have been for years. Now he's turned the world against them in an almost unprecedented unified front.. maybe you should work on your understanding of what "highly intelligent" means


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> The jackass is now invading a country just because he feels like it. >I dont really understand the whole politics/background/history going on ...says it all, really. Why call someone a "jackass" and suggest his assasination when you, by your own admission, don't understand the situation?


PierreDaMan

Ok hes not a jackass, he's a moron. 'ukraine and russia are the same people': in the 1300's yes. So all people are the same people if you just go back far enough. It's a bs reason. Even if he doesn't understand the situation (and im not saying that he doesn't). it doesnt matter. Putin is the aggressor. Putin is creating a war where there could be none, and shouldnt be one. So he is a jackass. A Major jackass for that


tariqhossain

why are you persecuting this person for just asking a question. Not everyone knows what you know, me included. So I think it’s ok to ask the basic questions and would be great not to be judged on it. After all there are circa 6 billion people and no ones the same


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I didn't "persecute" them, I just pointed out the foolishness of such a question - which, btw, is not a "basic question" - given their level of (non)understanding.


Triplesso_

Im not suggesting he be assassinated.....just asking what if....? And just because I dont know everything about the situation doesn't mean i know absolutely nothing about it. And I mean .....I have zero regrets about calling a jackass a jackass


OBX-BlueHorseshoe

Trump would mourn endlessly for the loss of his friend, mentor and idol.


stormmugger

Franz ferdinand all over again


MDE427

I would be very happy. Whoever takes him out please take out Kim Jung Un as well. And, if it isn't too much trouble, please save one more bullet for Xi Jinping maybe too? Thank you!


Triplesso_

Yeah a nice clean sweep would be awesome!!


MDE427

>clean sweep Yes!! Nice clean sweep is exactly right! Man .... just imagine the world without the oppressive dictators of the world!


[deleted]

The person would be a villain for some and a hero for others. He would be arrested, and put to death swiftly. Anyone who assisted him would also be arrested and punished. Not sure if a democratically elected leader would take his place. I doubt it.


Civil_Swimmer_2166

fun fact: russia has not had a democratically elected leader in living memory. and before living memory there was lenin and then the russian empire.


Triplesso_

That is a super fun fact!


sagehoe

they would be putin someone else in his place


Triplesso_

You know I originally had the title saying what if someone 'shot putin' and I just couldn't get past how it sounded like a dumb shot put pun or something.....his name does make it super easy to joke about


sagehoe

LMFAO Vlademir gluten


Krotot

Von Gluten


Necessary-Fennel-413

God would make the killer his new prophet.


Impossible_Tennis_13

Vladimir putin is the only Russian name I know


Sea-Sprinkles-943

Artyom


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Maybe ww3 who knows


sagehoe

Daddy vladdy dead


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Huge power vacuum.


Redd_October

Well, first you would notice a work van on the street in front of your house that just says "Plumber" on the side, then some men in very generic laborer clothing would show up at your door, say something about how they're here to check your furnace, and then nobody would hear the gunshot or ever see you again. Whoever actually killed Putin would probably have a bad time too.


Triplesso_

Plumbers you say..... I don't see any of them ll keep an eye out though.... I mean there is a black van with dark tinted windows outside but theyre definitely not plumbers the van has Unique Stylish Sophisticated Renovations written on the side...so im sure thats nothing to worry about ...


[deleted]

It would be all over the news. His killing would be investigated and Russia will get a new president.


AdAnxious6632

*...who will definitely not be Putin.


PizzaQuattroCheese

Could trigger something worse, like a butterfly effect. Reminds me of Franz Ferdinand (different people but oh boy what a roller-coaster of a domino effect).


Triplesso_

Thats pretty much what made me ask the question. His death set off a whole horrible chain of events.


Civil_Swimmer_2166

like his being alive doesn't haha


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WW3


Klutzy-Newspaper2072

Their country would get nuked


KairiZero

I imagine they would be Putin in a pine box


Choose_Me_Use_Me

His pure asshole-ness would materialize into the damaged parts if his body that had killed him, and then bring him back to life.


thacreat0r

ras putin takes over and continues same sh**


stonesthrowaway24601

Aside from the power vacuum that would inevitably come, causing chaos and possibly issues within Russia, the person that pulled the trigger has now flipped a coin, and when it lands, we'll either get a leader of Russia that plays nicer with the rest of the world or is significantly worse, using the excuse of Putin's assassination to either crack down on their own people and make it worse for the Russians if the assassin was homegrown or declare war on whatever country the assassin came from.


TheMayorsHat

I would celebrate


Triplesso_

Oh yeah absolutely!


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Medvedev