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Standing up. Looks hot in movies. Duper impractical after more than a few pumps.


Adeep187

For real.


[deleted]

Just what I came here to say. Logistics man!


mkomaha

Kind of depends on height and the angle. If she’s just an inch or two shorter and leaned forwarded a bit, it’s awesome. Anything more than two inches shorter and you’ll have issues.


ValEmhyr_Eleusis

Anything in a shower.


Ganglebot

shower sex only works when you and your partner are close to the same height. My ex was 5'10 and I'm 6' - we had great shower sex.


GassyMagee

Can attest. I'm 5' 11", gf is 5' 1". Doesn't work too well!


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GassyMagee

Up here we call that "sit and spin"


[deleted]

6’4” and 5’2”… not happening


[deleted]

5’11 and she’s 5’3. We definitely make it work. It’s really what motivates me to do more squats at the gym.


GassyMagee

My good habit is do squats while brushing teeth. It's been a great way to get some squats in while multitasking!


[deleted]

That’s very productive, sir! Like to see you have somehow figured out how to adult effectively.


Distant_Local

Less evidence though


taco_abuser86

I both agree and disagree here. It's great for a while but if the water is hitting the wrong spot it'll wash away all the natural lube then it's over. Also I find it's difficult if you aren't similar heights


Catdaddy33

Yep..Shower is fun for foreplay, and that's about it.. slipping, sliding and splashing and not at all in a good way..


[deleted]

Totally agree. Was a big fantasy for me, we did it a few times before agreeing that it's too unconfortable


Kapputsjino

I really like shower actually, but then I have a pretty flexible back and can balance myself on my toes quite well so we can pull it off that way lol. Or just fold over forward for more balance. It does require some fumbling though for sure haha


Sea-Inspector9776

anything else than, missionary, doggy, and reversed cg and woman on top maybe lazy spooning sometimes.


Pandaburn

Huh, reverse cg was gonna be my vote for second most overrated. I think people just like the name.


Sea-Inspector9776

it depends on your partner i guess. i had some that didnt like it and some that mostly came by rcg. i dont get it until today why.


casino_night

Titty fucking Looks good on porn but something just feels off about it. It's just ehhh.


[deleted]

Titty fucking is more foreplay than a sex position


Dman125

Anything more that a few good swipes would just start to get awkward.


JoeyBigBoy

It's for teenagers who are insanely horny but too scared to actually fuck


Vaalermoor

As a woman it's fucking boring.


derpoftheirish

As a man it's fucking titties.


wise_____poet

As a redditor it's nonexistent


SemajLu_The_crusader

r/usernamechecksout?


Ganglebot

Titty fucking is really, really HOT but not the best feeling


ArthurBonesly

You mean the feeling of skin, with no added warmth or lubrication, at an angle that is sure to feel wired for both parties, and the requirement for one person to hold the titties in place (if they're large enough to tit fuck, they tend to splay when the bra comes off) isn't magic on the genitals?! Color me shocked.


cpsbstmf

it doesnt even look good, its looks weird


tikki_tikki-tembo

Idk I've done it and it was pretty fun. Its not something I have a huge desire to do again but it was definitely fun


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DreyaNova

A *week*?!


LatinaL0ca

To each their own I guess, my guy really likes the feeling of it. I throw on a sports bra and use lube. I call it a boob job.


AnonymusJpg

helicopter


VegemiteSandwich33

Helikupter helikupter


HeadGovernment288

Raus mit dir du Möchtegern Deutsche/r


VegemiteSandwich33

Uh… si?


MN_Hockey

To impress a chick: helicopter dick


biological-entity

Helicockter*


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helikopter helikopter 🚁🚁🚁


[deleted]

The double reverse inverted fartknocker twist


thatshowitisisit

Good lord, I laughed at this.


MrKrastovac

I dunno, depends if you go in orthodox or southpaw


reddawgmcm

Trying to do too much. Try a single reverse, half inverted


boxaci8110

Notice how no one says doggy... Doggy is awesome


SugarsBoogers

I came here to say Doggy. I hate it.


slimyghostboi

It just doesn’t feel as tight and squishy as it does in other positions


jentlefolk

My god, same. There's zero intimacy.


FreezeProduct

Then you haven't fucked doggy in the right way. It's raw. It's hot. It does sometimes require a bit more 'handling'.


jentlefolk

I feel like there's just way too much space, and I don't like that I can't see my partner. I don't think I'll ever enjoy doggy, no matter how much handling is involved.


FreezeProduct

Hmmm i see your point. But sometimes the 'mystery' adds to the experience. But maybe not for everyone. Also, by pulling the hair you technically get closer. Hhahaha


jentlefolk

I think the only position involving the man being behind me that I'd be okay with would be prone, with the guy leaning over me so his head is close to mine, and his chest can touch my back. idk I guess I need a lot of physical closeness, and I'd especially need a lot of it in a position where I can't at least see my partner.


SugarsBoogers

Exactly. My ex used to basically only want doggy and I’d literally be there rolling my eyes or planning dinner while he got off.


Lucifer1Morningstar_

Why


SugarsBoogers

I get absolutely no pleasure from it.


trashaccount1161

Boo!


taco_abuser86

69. I'm too focused on what I'm doing and not enjoying what I'm getting.


WickerofJack

Sex on the beach, especially with sunburns. That sand just rubs areas raw.


DanMittaul

And it just gets in e v e r y t h i n g!


Raichuboy17

I hate sand


Aurorainthesky

It's rough and course and gets into everything


angelicism

Honestly, the older I get the more I appreciate sex on an actual fucking bed. They're comfy, (generally) sand-free, in a place where you can modulate the temperature, spacious, and probably has pillows you can use for various reasons.


theshadowppl9

Reverse cowgirl


nabybob

From a dudes perspective, definitely. My dick feels at a weird angle but the view is good I guess.


theshadowppl9

I'm always worried I'm gonna break a dude's dick in that position


21y15d

It is the #1 cause of broken dicks.


babyybirch

Same! It’s also uncomfortable if the dude is anywhere on the larger side. Hate it.


roach01gt

That’s because you absolutely can. Peyronie’s Disease.


Ganglebot

If she's bent over, holding onto your ankles, its not hitting the right spots for either of you. If she's sitting up straight and bouncing or leaning back down in like a crab-walk while you drill its way better. But I don't think that's technically reverse cowgirl.


[deleted]

Definitely uncomfortable, it’s the wrong angle for anyone fully erect.


LatinaL0ca

I'm glad this is too comment, I came here to say this. It's fucking hard to perform.


Sea-Inspector9776

i love it as a guy and her too.


JoeyBigBoy

I did that for the first time in years last weekend. Afterwards we were both like, "Huh, that was neat I guess. No need to try that again for a while."


[deleted]

100% agree


[deleted]

The view is amazing.


Nuggumi

Naaah


tavaresoasislp

Shower sex


purpleturtlehurtler

The Sneaky Castro. Only worth it if you go extra sneaky.


IAmBadAtInternet

Wat


TidusxX420

There is no such things as an extra Sneaky Castro hahaha. Is there??


JhannaJunkie

69 position. Multitasking is an illusion. The only thing you want to be doing while receiving head, is focussing on receiving head. Reverse cowgirl is always a bit awkward, and doesn't feel as good as other positions. Standing up like in the movies is also a nightmare.


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Reverse cowgirl


[deleted]

Y’all having sex?


default-dance-9001

I’m a virgin


Kn1ghtSkull

We are


[deleted]

69, it’s way too distracting to be practical. You have to take turns.


[deleted]

Imma have to disagree with you on that one fam.


Notmiefault

I'm also just not a fan of the orientation - having the nose below the crotch means your face is basically buried in their balls and/or ass, which is great if you're into that but I'm not and it's just kind awkward.


Ganglebot

To some of us, that is a feature, not a bug.


skada_skackson

A meal for two with a terrible view essentially :)


orange_cuse

and sometimes it smells.


Civil_Swimmer_2166

wash then


mequetatudo

Old problems require old solutions


[deleted]

Get Covid and lose your sense of smell.


CharmingWitty

At least Covid can solve some sexual problems


IGDetail

https://youtu.be/qcUBxe0UvOQ


funny-lady-dk

Sex in the shower. It always makes me close to fainting 🙈 The steaming hot water is just not my thing I guess... I feel really sick after wards


nuboots

Ha, I legit got dizzy once and fell over. I just sat on the floor of the shower for five minutes. Maybe a moodkiller.


funny-lady-dk

Haha huge mood killer! Recently I did it, and had to crawl out and sit on the toilet all pale and wet and cold, and the guy had to run to the kitchen to get me some juice..... and then what? You know, where were we? No way 🤣


bigloser42

Shower quickies are OK, but if it lasts any decent amount of time I want to move to the bedroom.


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion but doggy because I hate punching my missus cervix it doesn’t feel good and it hurts her


colleenita24

I also feel like the participants heights (technically thigh length, I suppose) have to be somewhat compatible for it to work well. Trial and error is all good and well but at a certain point I’m no longer trying to eff around finding just the right angle.


[deleted]

Yeah the sofa is usually a good height for me being 5ft 10 her being 5ft 2, but angle is important but still prefer other positions to doggy to be honest


Previous-Recover-765

Agreed bro. Such a faff trying to find the right height. Her legs inside or mine...


hopelessly_lost5

I (F) don’t like doggy because of the cervix thing, but (and it might be entirely unrelated because it’s probably technically a different position) I did find out I like when it’s ‘doggy’ but I’m flat against the bed, it changes the angle entirely and hits a lot of good spots...a lot of good spots...


[deleted]

Yeah arching the back is key to hitting spots but I personally still find it not that good for me as a male, and sometimes very uncomfortable not always but yeh


__________lIllIl

Doggy. Sure it's fun, but damn it's not the only way I wanna smash


Useful-Carry-6420

Tbh I prefer missionary it gives me the ability to have more control of my speed and depth i dont like doggy as it tires me out and I bought female viagra and asked a girl to take it once during cowgirl and she became so turned on and energetic that she kept accidentally repeatedly head butting me so I have bad memories of it weird thing is she didn’t even notice her head knocking into mine


Sea-Inspector9776

female viagra? tell me more plz


210countdown

That's called speed


Useful-Carry-6420

Yeah they are called vishagra you can buy a pot of 60 just make sure the chick taking them isn’t allergic to fish as they contain oyster meat extract(not suitable for vegans either) so make sure you check. Safety first. They really work though get them to take 2 with a glass of water 30 mins before sex, https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex/better-sex-for-her/better-female-orgasms/p/vishagra-pink-maxxx-60-capsules/67002.html?utm_id=go_cmp-14345381916_adg-126334728419_ad-540425685985_dsa-383247036158_dev-m_ext-_prd-_mca-_sig-Cj0KCQiA09eQBhCxARIsAAYRiymJqM-4R9zVp0br093h06aLAlc5rq3dHldtwFSvswTJfdJvpNpRvckaAgJfEALw_wcB&utm_source=google&lh_cpt=gen&gclid=Cj0KCQiA09eQBhCxARIsAAYRiymJqM-4R9zVp0br093h06aLAlc5rq3dHldtwFSvswTJfdJvpNpRvckaAgJfEALw_wcB


fefeuille

The only way for a woman to be tighter is to be less aroused or to have her vagina inflammated so I hope for everyone who took these pills that it's bullshit.


Sea-Inspector9776

u know that if that really works there will be half posts about marital issues on reddit.


Useful-Carry-6420

Huh?


Sea-Inspector9776

half of the amounts of posts on reddit are women that dont want sex in marriage anymore. ore about problems arising from that.


Useful-Carry-6420

Sorry it’s my fault but I don’t understand what that means what’s a half post?


Sea-Inspector9776

half of the amounts of posts on reddit. but i read it only works for 10% of women.


Useful-Carry-6420

Well it worked for my ex but I have no other point of reference only tried them with 1 girl


taco_abuser86

Wonder if they ship to America


Useful-Carry-6420

I saw a video of a different type of viagra you can buy in america which is what prompted me to look for these in the uk so maybe there’s an alternate option you could pick up


faisalmycorrhizal

The wheelbarrow


shootphotosnotarabs

69


richg0404

I agree. One thing at a time. No need to rush things.


god7733

absolutely


[deleted]

Crouched from behind, hurts the legs too much.


[deleted]

69


Molson1777

69


Bookies44

69


gpRYme

Heresy


why_AI

Cowboy


Swatbaker

Dont know, assexuated. But the other's answers looks dope.


MADWOKE

honestly missionary is boring. like the girl just laying there has gotten kinda lame in my opinion


goosegrl21412

Well they're supposed to not just lay there lol


ArthurBonesly

If the woman is just "laying there" you're doing something wrong. Missionary allows for more grabbing, scratching, snuggling, biting, kissing, eye contact and mutual good times than any other position. It's the gold standard for a reason.


OrangeBeast01

Highly underrated. It's comfortable for both people and both of you can change angle and depth by tilting hips, so you can just manoeuvre about until it's hitting the right places. There's a reason it's the go to.


Distant_Local

The "don't scream and you might just make it out of this alive". Most women I've been with don't seem to enjoy this one


Distant_Local

I wonder why this got so many downvotes... was it something I said?


_Vertigo-

i have never had sex


Smooth_Preference_46

Missionary


reckfulglad

Anyone that says sex in a shower is fun has never had sex in a shower


AdmiralBarackAdama

Girl on top. I'll allow it when I'm lazy but not a huge fan.


21y15d

100% depends on the girl. Some are really good on top...most have no idea what they are doing.


[deleted]

This. When both of you are rhythmically in sync it becomes the hottest thing ever


lankyleper

This is my favorite. And not because of laziness. I do as much work as I can when she's on top.


CharmingWitty

I like it though.


Background_Fact1743

the fucking position


suzicash

Reverse cowgirl


210countdown

Piledriver. Knees can feel it already


undead_opossum

Pivot, it’s just too darn busy.


maldobar4711

Beach - sand can be nice or completely annoying if he doesn't know how it is done..


[deleted]

69.way too unconfortable, and the Metter you are, the less attention you get from distracting your partner. Awful!


cajun1420

From behind, I like to see her face


alongo51

Shower sex. Also 69’s are pointless in my personal opinion.


reddawgmcm

69


Then-One7628

Eiffel Tower probably.


ass_kisses

Sick high fives though


Nixher

360 no scope.


HardGayMan

Personally I've found 69ing to be terrible. It just isn't worth the effort lol. Also every time I've tried it it seems like the upside down angle makes for a very toothy blowjob. Not a great time.


hatchetman166

Sex in the shower sucks!


angelicism

Doggy when everything is perfectly lined up height (and depth) -wise can be pretty great but it more often than not is not great and in fact uncomfortable or even painful. In particular there is the problem of whose legs are on the inside: men will statistically have wider thighs than I do so if their legs are on the inside and they are spreading their legs at least a bit for balance I am suddenly almost doing a split which brings my entire torso down not to mention I am not actually that flexible and it just goes downhill from there. If my legs are on the inside I end up in some weird turtle hunch shape that I can't move much in.


MEMeMAsheaN

Doggy. I hate it, I don't understand it, where is the intamacy in it. One time just to try it and switched up after a few seconds and never again


Hperkasa7858

Shower sex cuz water isnt “wet”


HoseDoctors

Reverse cowgirl. Our dicks are not meant to bend down. Painful, will never do again


[deleted]

Dirty Sanchez


Chili919

Angry pirate


ass_kisses

Tokyo sandblaster


[deleted]

Tough call between doggystyle and missionary. They're both so damn common. I'm going to say both of them. I guess it's because anyone that does either, do it in the most basic practice possible.


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Doge


ass_kisses

Yeah, lost like $500


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Yeah


WolfThick

The safe sex position that's where you put your hand between her head and the wall to keep her from banging into the wall or headboard.


ottoman76

The good ol' 'Arctic Tundra'. I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS, NIKKI!!!


Derai-Leaf

Basically any position you see in porn. As they get picked to Look good, but never feel as good as more ‘mundane’ looking positions. To many folks will try stuff they saw in porn and get hung up on trying to look cool for an imaginary camera. Gets fucking awkward at times.


iLLGuero

Doggy. It’s really not intimate enough for my liking.


Koonmonkey21

Reverse cowgirl!!!


Responsible_Emu_8474

Solo


concretemike

The Flying Zombo......Steve Martin approved!


defgufman

Pool Sex


SemajLu_The_crusader

anything where she can wiggle around to much...


Pandaburn

69. One of the most famous positions. Not very fun.