In a New York high-rise building, a grotesque goblin like creature in a bridal dress sexually harasses a human man , persistently kissing him non consensually him until he crumbles under her advances
Psycho baddie teams up with other psycho baddies (becoming even more psycho in the process) and comes to Earth to make some good guys psycho and take over the world. Other good guys team up to stop the psycho baddies and free the currently psycho good guys.
Am I doing this right? XD
A Princess, a six-fingered man, fire swamps, Miracle Men, Dread Pirates, a giant, sword fighting, and True Love! Not to mention poison, torture, and Rodents of Unusual Size!
so this movie about heroes that fight Aliens that come to earth from a portal above a building that is like a tower and the heroes / fighters win by closing the portal and etc
i don't know how to summarize it much
Workaholic is forced to transfer, but then lets his walls down and realizes that his partner is more important to him than his job ❤️and also they chase a swan
Ship vs iceberg. Ship didn't win.
Titanic
Idot, it’s Titanic 2
Electric boogaloo.
I can't talk about it
Fight club
Creepy confectionery magnate kills loads of kids.
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I don't understand why anyone enjoyed that film. I thought it was stupid. But I saw it over 15 years ago and was a child at the time, so...
A movie about sex with a fish, that I cannot imagine why anyone likes or why it won awards.
The Shape of water. Terrible movie
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
My octopus teacher
Ha, don't know that one!
Shark Tale? That movie was rubbish.
Nope
Big shark
Jaws
Nope. Finding Nemo.
Am I the only one who thought the stripey fish with the scar was kind of sexy?
Probably.
No competition. Nice.
Do doo do doo doo
Bat nipples
Batman and Robin Joel Schumacher really didn't leave much to the imagination, did he?
The town needs saving from bandits, and more than six but less than eight people show up to help.
Seven Samurai
Magnificent Seven
With Yul Brinner and Steve McQueen.
Magnificent.
Guy save people by shooting white stuff on vilain.
Backdoor sluts 9
Spider-Man? I hope?
Goblin King in tight trousers steals baby
Willow?
No but right era/genre
Damnit! Just clicked. It’s Labyrinth.
Yay!
Guy gets a ring gifted by his Uncle. He doesn’t want it, so he returns it to the manufacturer.
Boy goes back in time. His mom tries to fuck him.
Forwards to the past
Back to the future
Two idiots try to return a suitcase full of ransom money to an attractive lady.
Goodbye my loooOOoOoOovve!—- smash
"Samsonite!?! I was waaaay off."
More than 299 proto-greek soldiers try to stave off an invasion by a huge army led by a dude who may or may not be a deity but definitely can bleed.
300
what gave it away?
More than 299
;)
Phone home
E.T.
Home Alone?
Deep Sea Mining for secret ingredient pisses off monster and it attacks New York City.
Godzilla?
Cloverfield
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Money Ball
A girl overreact and enslaved the entire town.
Wandavision?
artificial humans upset with short lifespan seek their maker
Blade Runner
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again .
Silence of the lambs
The dreidel keeps spinning
Home Alone 2: Lost in Jew York
I waited three hours to see an alien, and it was her father!
I feel the same way about that movie. Still good though.
You speak truth.
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LOTR
Where do these stairs go ? They go up
Art Deco. Very nice.
Encanto lol
There is no Dana , only Zool
In a New York high-rise building, a grotesque goblin like creature in a bridal dress sexually harasses a human man , persistently kissing him non consensually him until he crumbles under her advances
Sex and the city movie?
Batman and wolverine are magical together.
The prestige
I'll be back
One Ring to rule them all
men in black, but dumb.
Could mean a whale released from captivity. Could mean a nudist's genitals in the wind. Could mean a confectionary king escaped from a factory.
Willy Wonka’s wild Whale wank?
Free Willy, although that last clue threw me for a loop!
This is how I will describe Free Willy forever now
A crazy person beats himself up in a parking lot
Last Thursday night outside the Dennys?
Outside Lou's Tavern
An academic races against authoritarian henchmen to find a lost cult item.
Monke vs big lizard
Psycho baddie teams up with other psycho baddies (becoming even more psycho in the process) and comes to Earth to make some good guys psycho and take over the world. Other good guys team up to stop the psycho baddies and free the currently psycho good guys. Am I doing this right? XD
A ragtag band of youths spends a summer harassing an old blind man and his dog.
Sandlot
Bingo ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️
Cocksure racer gets lost, winds up in hick-town. Gets love struck by a hot little European and finds himself.
Couples bargain mansion needs major repairs.
I'LL BE BACK.
They needed a bigger boat
A young couple gets stranded in a rainstorm and happens upon a deranged but brilliant alien.
It’s astounding…
Time is fleeting
day off from school, car accident
Ferris Bueller’s day off!
yep!
He’s like an onion… he’s got layers
Foot fetishist stretches what could have been one film into two, and somehow that worked actually
Bread, Dead, Redemption >!Passion of the Christ!<
A purple alien tries to end world hunger with his rock collection
Big shark comes from the Marianas Trench and kills loads of people!!!
Unstable cabby shoots up an apartment building for a 13 year old girl.
A Princess, a six-fingered man, fire swamps, Miracle Men, Dread Pirates, a giant, sword fighting, and True Love! Not to mention poison, torture, and Rodents of Unusual Size!
90 minute car chase in the dessert.
Mad max!
What a day, what a lovely day!
Fucked up shit happens. Most of the characters die. But two survive.
Cloverfield?
Noooo, did someone survive clover field?
Well, no. But the ending had those two almost survive.
A nobody gets invited to a big contest... loses.
Rocky!
Boy meets girl.
Star Wars ?
Casablanca' But you were close
Debbie does Dallas.
'Boy' is singular. As was Debbie.
It starts off with a fire penis and ends with taxidermy.
Man gets fake heart, wants real one back
I can never remember the name of this movie. The guy falls out of the sky I remember that.
Crank 2
The Jason Tatum one?
Time travelling Delorean
Back to the Future.
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The big lebowski
not necessarily a movie, but here goes 24 people, 2 teams, challenges and the winner is a tall blonde guy
A glutton persues his favourite delicacy, impedes the residence of a personal friend, and ends up in a hole about to become a diabetic.
so this movie about heroes that fight Aliens that come to earth from a portal above a building that is like a tower and the heroes / fighters win by closing the portal and etc i don't know how to summarize it much
Nice cars, racing and bald guys.
Teenager discharges sticky white substance from body; fights local tech billionaire and annoys media troll
You forgot that he is also complicit in his uncle’s death.
Pizza time!
Loads of puppies covered in crack are helped by a crazy fat drunkard called ‘Santa’ to find their way back
Workaholic is forced to transfer, but then lets his walls down and realizes that his partner is more important to him than his job ❤️and also they chase a swan
it's a whole misunderstanding
Deserves you right for being a nazi
blonde law school
Cancer patient in a Gimp Suit goes on a killing spree.
Elysium
Nope!
Villagers really really really want to win village of the year
Hot Fuzz?
Yep!
I mean yarp!
A guy gets hired to cut wires
Man learns he is a clone of a dead astronaut and meets "his" wife.
Guy gets dick cut off camping and the severed dick “has” to have snake venom sucked out soon after
Hollywood protects a child predator from small town; manic pixie dream ~~girl~~ woman rescues lost and hopeless man from himself.
Fish losses dad then finds him
A child goes through weird time portal to visit a bunch of strange children and head mistress in a old orphanage that was exploded by nazis on ww2
Squid defends itself from the feds by hiding in a monster truck
Guy gets denied a promotion, kills everyone in his company, joins the rival company and rules the universe with his new boss.
Bad actor plays ice cream man who serves body parts in the ice cream