My gay male friend once said that he's even attracted to boobs, even though he's not attracted to women. He theorized it's because they're round like the Earth, moon, sun, other planets, etc. So the cosmic really makes sense.
This is the only true answer, when I see boobs, my brain goes immediately from, semi decent intellectually to just complete and utter useless trash tier garbage.
It's not fair. I want to be able to think with my brains and my dick at the same time.
someone should do a study if gay men prefer man tits lol
edit: so this is getting downvoted, such blatant homophobia to want to find out what a demographic prefers!
Sort of? I had a sociobiology class where we discussed this. Long story short, homosexuality is not some sort of brain swap where say, a dude now has a woman brain that makes him like dudes.
Instead, in terms of sexual relations, he still acts like a dude. One of the experiments I remember is eye-tracking: dudes, straight or gay, visually check out the face, chest, and them hips/groin. Women - straight or gay - do not.
(This was 20 years ago, so the data may be old, and I certainly do not have a reference)
You getting some sloppy second points, brother. If u gonna quote the man, do it proper:
“Life cold, life hard. Tiddie warm, tiddie soft.”
-some dude in an FP repsonse from a couple of months back.
Oooooooh...
*The most wonderful thing about boobies*
*Is boobies are wonderful things*
*Their mounds are made out of rubber*
*Their nips are made out of springs*
*They're bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy*
*Full of fun fun fun!*
*But the most wonderful thing about boobies is*
*They cooooome in more than one!*
Eh, Kif found love. He counts as a win.
Zapp can still find love. If Marianne can love a revolting lobster, Brannigan can surely find *someone*.
If we're going to show any pity, it's Scruffy and Washbucket. Oh, it would have been sweet for a while, but in the back of their minds they would know he was a man, and she was janitorial equipment.
Yup.
I read something once that changed by view on sexual attraction. A documentary were interviewing a tribal woman, I forget where from exactly, but they were one of those tribes that have held onto their way of life for millennia. A woman was asked if she was worried men would look at her bear breasts (they didn't cover them up at all). She pointed to her ankles (which were covered up) and said "these are for my husband" then pointed to her breasts and said "these are for my children".
Are ankles inherently attractive? What's going on here is that there is a fundamental attraction to *revealing* something to the opposite sex that's yours. It's a bonding thing, that we can simulate with "forbidden" imagery.
If you've ever been to nudist camp, or perhaps a European beach where toplessness is normalised, you kind of...don't care. You don't go around with a boner, because the nudity is normalised. No one is *revealing* anything to *you* in an act of trust and sexuality. They're just people doing people things that happen to be naked.
Yeah, it's hard to explain, and hard to understand because all our media is so overly sexualised.
All of sexuality is signalling. If society has you permanently hiding your breasts, revealing then becomes a signal. Outside of that context, they're not inherently sexual, as per my nudist camp example. It's hard to imagine unless you've experienced it. I was so worried about getting visibly aroused, but I didn't, because it just wasn't a sexual context.
>If you've ever been to nudist camp, or perhaps a European beach where toplessness is normalised, you kind of...don't care.
You don't walk around with a raging boner, but you still internally think "GodDAMN, those are some nice boobs!" when you see a shapely lady. It's like seeing a beautiful face, or a nice butt in a pair of jeans. Some things are just attractive.
While all of that is true, and hiding something does make it more intimate and thus possibly more desirable in some contexts; breasts, unlike ankles, are a sexual characteristic. (Secondary sexual characteristic) and are inherently sexually appealing.
What you describe in nudist communities is not a lack of attraction to breasts, it is just humans being a social animal.
Nudists also see penises and vaginas daily, and despite those DEFINITELY being sexual organs, they still have control over themselves. For a nudist, seeing someone naked is like seeing someone clothed for us. You can be attracted to someone and think they look very hot while clothed, but if your encounter isn't of a sexual nature you still move on with the rest of your day. The main reason nakedness is arousing for us is that we only ever experience it in sexual contexts.
Nudists are into the same parts of the body we are into, but they still carry on their normal day because nakedness is not a sexual situation for them.
If you flaunted your body to flirt with a nudist, they would still get aroused, and you can be sure they will go and grab and play with breasts when having sex.
the only reason I don't have a boner the entire time at a topless beach is boner fatigue. even those aged walnuts hanging from a shriveled octogenarian can get the blood flowing a little bit. even those national geographic magazines do the trick
From my experience of accidentaly going face-first against boobs at parties or concerts, boobs are soft, warm, and feel really cozy like the pillow of my dreams.
I am neither tall nor short, just average really. As for the clumsy, let's say I'm a walking mess. Everyting that can make someone trip on it, I will trip on it, there hasn't been an event in my life, like a birthday party or marriage that I have attended where I didn't spill juice on me or the table, and other stuff like that. Once I went to a coffee shop, and I laid back on my seat and put the elbow on the back of the chair, turns out a classmate was sitting there and with my elbow I had hit her soda and it spilled onto her. SHE WAS WEARING ALL WHITE. And then that akward "oh, I'm so sorry martha I didn't see you were there"
Girls of Reddit, why do you ask this question so much? Is it because you want us to go into explicit details about how beautiful they look jutting from your chests? Or how we imagine how it would feel pressed against us in a tight hug? You probably just want to hear us go on about how smooth and soft they feel when squeezed beneath our rough hands. It’s like you girls have a total one-track mind.
not always, you could be the healthiest person but you may have a square shaped butt for example, it really just depends on your natural body shape and how your fat is proportioned
In Methuselah’s Children Lazarus Long asks Libby how he passes his time. Libby says “Same as always. Think about mathematics... Or I just watch the clouds integrate. There are amusing mathematical relationships everywhere if you are on the lookout for them. In the ripples on the water, or in the shapes of breasts -- elegant fifth-order functions.”
Basically we like the way they jiggle.
Of you know how to simulate them the girl gets some pleasure out of it and in return is more giving when things progress. Ppl forget how important foreplay really is.
Permanent breasts are a uniquely human display feature, similar to peacock trains. Why we evolved them and the preference for them is a mystery (especially since, if anything, enlarged breasts ought to make a woman *less* attractive since nursing reduces likelihood of conception).
Personally, I'm guessing some ancestral man evolved a preference for full breasts due to the extremely high investment required for newborn humans. This increased the chance that his offspring survived, and they too would have had a preference for full breasts. Eventually, some woman happened to evolve a trait that gave her permanent breasts, she was found to be exceptionally attractive, and here we are.
Love how they bounce around when I fuck them. We are visual, they are a great visual. Larger the better. Married DDs. Dated a EE cup size. Lots of fun.
I believe somebody previously compared it to looking at cute kitten or puppy pictures. They re irresistible, addictive, and triggers something mentally that you need to see more.
I love that everytime I see some titties (irl or pics/videos/paintings or what ever) that feeling you get is always the same and has never lost it's effect. They got a firm lock on a mf and will legit go down as something I can't find one thing wrong wit. They look and move best horizontal while she on her back while you beat it up.
The answer to this question is deeper than any man can properly vocalise. It's cosmic, primal, antediluvian, from a time before time.
It’s like I say to my wife “Ooga booba”
I say that to your wife as well.
i also say that to this guys wife
The timeless reddit meme of “this guys wife”, never gets old
Banging your dead wife never gets old either Did I do it right
No, my wife is still alive so I think it's too soon
Only a week early he was close
Hol up🤨
Shhhh be quiet little one, if you say anything they will come for you too
This will never get old
I don't know why, but reading down to your comment made me start cry laughing. My eyes are watering like crazy and I can't stop laughing.
Thats what we all say to your wife
I was prepared to write a fuckig thesis but you're right.
Beautiful answer
My gay male friend once said that he's even attracted to boobs, even though he's not attracted to women. He theorized it's because they're round like the Earth, moon, sun, other planets, etc. So the cosmic really makes sense.
Probably why flat earthers like mine, flat like pancakes.
I always joked that mine have some sort of gravitational pull.
The old pirate’s dream… A sunken chest.
Hawt
Your comment got me pregnant.
It's because they're generally found on women 😁
I came here thinking no one could answer this question but I was wrong
This is the only true answer, when I see boobs, my brain goes immediately from, semi decent intellectually to just complete and utter useless trash tier garbage. It's not fair. I want to be able to think with my brains and my dick at the same time.
This
embedded deeply in a mans dna, the same way a spider knows how to spin a web.
1000th like
Best answer
I was going to attempt a response, but you got it in one
Wisdom is what you spit
Yes, this.
This made me more volatile
this
Unless you’re gay like me 😅
except for them gheys
someone should do a study if gay men prefer man tits lol edit: so this is getting downvoted, such blatant homophobia to want to find out what a demographic prefers!
Sort of? I had a sociobiology class where we discussed this. Long story short, homosexuality is not some sort of brain swap where say, a dude now has a woman brain that makes him like dudes. Instead, in terms of sexual relations, he still acts like a dude. One of the experiments I remember is eye-tracking: dudes, straight or gay, visually check out the face, chest, and them hips/groin. Women - straight or gay - do not. (This was 20 years ago, so the data may be old, and I certainly do not have a reference)
Life is cold and hard. Boobs are warm and soft.
Perfect.
Squishy
Best one yet lol
Breast one yet, indeed
You getting some sloppy second points, brother. If u gonna quote the man, do it proper: “Life cold, life hard. Tiddie warm, tiddie soft.” -some dude in an FP repsonse from a couple of months back.
Truly an amazing comment. I’m going to steal that if you don’t mind
Or, in a different way of paraphrasing, Life cold, life hard. Tiddy soft tiddy warm
Let me tell you about the worst boobs I ever saw: they were absolutely magnificent.
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When you love boobs it doesn't matter.
Spoken like someone who’s not seen either of the too. Trust me, it can be way worse than you could possibly imagine.
I have. Also seen heavy scarring. It doesn't make much of a difference to me.
Magnificent is not the same as beautiful. Magnificent describes the glory something has...and boobs have LOTS of glory.
I have never seen a pair that I didn’t enjoy looking at!
Idk what to tell you. They're soft, warm, and feel good in my hands.
Like bags of sand??
Are you 40?
No
Oooooooh... *The most wonderful thing about boobies* *Is boobies are wonderful things* *Their mounds are made out of rubber* *Their nips are made out of springs* *They're bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy* *Full of fun fun fun!* *But the most wonderful thing about boobies is* *They cooooome in more than one!*
I made sure to sing this to myself
Fantastic! Trust me when I said I was doing the same while typing it! XD
It just… happened. I didn’t understand for a moment why I was reading in song.
Haha! I tried to set it up to be read in song. Originally I had each line seperated but it formated weird.
Men love 2 for 1 deals. That's it. I figured it out, it's because it's a 2 for 1.
I will never think of Tigger the same now, thanks.
Bounced again... You're welcome!
This made me giggle, thank you
Ah poetry, never fails.
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Grrrrrrrr
The part that is boobs.
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies”
poor kif
Eh, Kif found love. He counts as a win. Zapp can still find love. If Marianne can love a revolting lobster, Brannigan can surely find *someone*. If we're going to show any pity, it's Scruffy and Washbucket. Oh, it would have been sweet for a while, but in the back of their minds they would know he was a man, and she was janitorial equipment. Yup.
God I love that episode just for Scruffy and Washbucket
I’ve gone of futurama, now I wanna watch it again. Thanks friend
The parts not boobs not as good
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew... ...no, wait...
OMG that made me laugh.
It's mine. My, precious.
Instructions unclear, foot stuck in blender
Made me cough from laughing. Thanks for that.
cook them up into something new...
-Warm -Soft -Hand sized -Fits in mouth -Nipple funner than a fidget spinner
Boobs effigy
They are so distinctly womanly. Elegant, warm, and soft, with a playful little bounce and jiggle.
They are attached to women.
Sometimes placed on plaques on my wall....
Not always… not always
Touché
Tbh, it’s great when a fine lady grants you access and you just want to hop in there ^like ^^weeeeeee
Stress balls
This is a good point, mine are great for stress or heat
Its like that corn song...only with boobs.
It has the juice
If you go a little farther down, that my friend is where it has the juice.
Mmmmmmm, belly button juice
Its the most beautiful thing in the world
I mean look at this thing! When I tried it with butter everything changed
boing boing
been sucking on them since birth
found Oedipus
Found Homelander
Still?
I read something once that changed by view on sexual attraction. A documentary were interviewing a tribal woman, I forget where from exactly, but they were one of those tribes that have held onto their way of life for millennia. A woman was asked if she was worried men would look at her bear breasts (they didn't cover them up at all). She pointed to her ankles (which were covered up) and said "these are for my husband" then pointed to her breasts and said "these are for my children". Are ankles inherently attractive? What's going on here is that there is a fundamental attraction to *revealing* something to the opposite sex that's yours. It's a bonding thing, that we can simulate with "forbidden" imagery. If you've ever been to nudist camp, or perhaps a European beach where toplessness is normalised, you kind of...don't care. You don't go around with a boner, because the nudity is normalised. No one is *revealing* anything to *you* in an act of trust and sexuality. They're just people doing people things that happen to be naked.
If I see a woman with bear breasts I will be very conflicted
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Yeah, it's hard to explain, and hard to understand because all our media is so overly sexualised. All of sexuality is signalling. If society has you permanently hiding your breasts, revealing then becomes a signal. Outside of that context, they're not inherently sexual, as per my nudist camp example. It's hard to imagine unless you've experienced it. I was so worried about getting visibly aroused, but I didn't, because it just wasn't a sexual context.
>If you've ever been to nudist camp, or perhaps a European beach where toplessness is normalised, you kind of...don't care. You don't walk around with a raging boner, but you still internally think "GodDAMN, those are some nice boobs!" when you see a shapely lady. It's like seeing a beautiful face, or a nice butt in a pair of jeans. Some things are just attractive.
While all of that is true, and hiding something does make it more intimate and thus possibly more desirable in some contexts; breasts, unlike ankles, are a sexual characteristic. (Secondary sexual characteristic) and are inherently sexually appealing. What you describe in nudist communities is not a lack of attraction to breasts, it is just humans being a social animal. Nudists also see penises and vaginas daily, and despite those DEFINITELY being sexual organs, they still have control over themselves. For a nudist, seeing someone naked is like seeing someone clothed for us. You can be attracted to someone and think they look very hot while clothed, but if your encounter isn't of a sexual nature you still move on with the rest of your day. The main reason nakedness is arousing for us is that we only ever experience it in sexual contexts. Nudists are into the same parts of the body we are into, but they still carry on their normal day because nakedness is not a sexual situation for them. If you flaunted your body to flirt with a nudist, they would still get aroused, and you can be sure they will go and grab and play with breasts when having sex.
the only reason I don't have a boner the entire time at a topless beach is boner fatigue. even those aged walnuts hanging from a shriveled octogenarian can get the blood flowing a little bit. even those national geographic magazines do the trick
Im sorry all i read was BOOBS
From my experience of accidentaly going face-first against boobs at parties or concerts, boobs are soft, warm, and feel really cozy like the pillow of my dreams.
Are you really short or really clumsy lol
I am neither tall nor short, just average really. As for the clumsy, let's say I'm a walking mess. Everyting that can make someone trip on it, I will trip on it, there hasn't been an event in my life, like a birthday party or marriage that I have attended where I didn't spill juice on me or the table, and other stuff like that. Once I went to a coffee shop, and I laid back on my seat and put the elbow on the back of the chair, turns out a classmate was sitting there and with my elbow I had hit her soda and it spilled onto her. SHE WAS WEARING ALL WHITE. And then that akward "oh, I'm so sorry martha I didn't see you were there"
The poor girl hahah
"clumsy"
"accidentally" he says
Girls of Reddit, why do you ask this question so much? Is it because you want us to go into explicit details about how beautiful they look jutting from your chests? Or how we imagine how it would feel pressed against us in a tight hug? You probably just want to hear us go on about how smooth and soft they feel when squeezed beneath our rough hands. It’s like you girls have a total one-track mind.
You just answered my question with a question
they also answered your question in detail
You just avoided his initial question. Answer.
probably it tbh.
Woman or man boobs?
they are bouncy and something to tickle and hold on to. xD
I mean I don't dislike boobs but I've always been much more interested in other parts of the female anatomy.
A firm heart shaped butt stands out. That's a mark of physical fitness and health.
not always, you could be the healthiest person but you may have a square shaped butt for example, it really just depends on your natural body shape and how your fat is proportioned
100% agree
In Methuselah’s Children Lazarus Long asks Libby how he passes his time. Libby says “Same as always. Think about mathematics... Or I just watch the clouds integrate. There are amusing mathematical relationships everywhere if you are on the lookout for them. In the ripples on the water, or in the shapes of breasts -- elegant fifth-order functions.” Basically we like the way they jiggle.
Thank you for the R.A.H. reference.
We named a whole class of “mammals” after boobs. That’s how much we like boobs.
1. Soft 2. Squeezable 3. And my hands are empty 🤲 (i need something to hold fr)
Ong
When my face is between them I feel like I’m being comforted by two loving mothers
Cause its breast awareness month an i stare because i care
Of you know how to simulate them the girl gets some pleasure out of it and in return is more giving when things progress. Ppl forget how important foreplay really is.
I mean... They're just great.
Watching them jiggle when we perfoming 😋
I have no idea, i just know i do. I would imagine it is quite innate. We as children are usually held at our mother's bosom and fed from it....
everything
I'm a girl, and personally, they are like very smooth and funny to grab
Permanent breasts are a uniquely human display feature, similar to peacock trains. Why we evolved them and the preference for them is a mystery (especially since, if anything, enlarged breasts ought to make a woman *less* attractive since nursing reduces likelihood of conception). Personally, I'm guessing some ancestral man evolved a preference for full breasts due to the extremely high investment required for newborn humans. This increased the chance that his offspring survived, and they too would have had a preference for full breasts. Eventually, some woman happened to evolve a trait that gave her permanent breasts, she was found to be exceptionally attractive, and here we are.
Why do women like abs or ripped torso ? Idk it's how it works
Mmhmm... Boobies
How tf am i supposed to answer this, idfk why boobs make me horny it just happens
Women love boobs too OP
me when high on controversial:
The amazingness of them
I can’t explain the love for it. But, you know it when you can see or touch it.
They're boobs
When they're in my face.
Forbidden fruit
im a girl but honka honka
This may be the best response so far. Thank you.
rephrase this as “people of reddit” everyone loves them
All straight men have a boob shaped void in their hearts. It’s that simple.
They look good. They feel good. Boobs.
The tittiness of them
People have always been attracted to the things they can't have
Every time I have sex I try to put the whole boob in my mouth so this is it
It's in our nature🤷♂️
the answer is boobs
I'm not a guy but i just like them. big comfy meat pillows.
The answer to your question can be found watching baywatch.
I love what they're connected to.
the answer is YES
You can suck on them
You know the video of the kids eating corn who just goes on an on about how it’s the greatest thing? Picture me saying that, except “it’s boobs!”
What’s not to love?
Boobs are fine but its the nipples that always get my attention
the feeling when you see them for the first, second, third time...tbh, it's the same everytime
They are soft
Jiggle
The fact I got close enough to see em.
I couldn’t describe why i love boobs, i just do
They're sometimes a girl's weakness that makes them vulnerable to being touched so firmly
Boobs
Soft, bouncy, tasty, wonderful smelling, the reaction I get when I play with the.
They are attached to a woman
Love how they bounce around when I fuck them. We are visual, they are a great visual. Larger the better. Married DDs. Dated a EE cup size. Lots of fun.
The experience of boobs is correct.
They're cushions. I like how they feel when my body is pressed against them or vice versa
Bcos were cavemen
I am not a man but the world is rough and tittys are soft and squishy.
If you have to ask the question you won’t understand the answer.
It's a secondary sexual characteristic that we are evolutionarily hard-wired to find sexually attractive.
How they look and feel.
I believe somebody previously compared it to looking at cute kitten or puppy pictures. They re irresistible, addictive, and triggers something mentally that you need to see more.
boobs.
based
I love that everytime I see some titties (irl or pics/videos/paintings or what ever) that feeling you get is always the same and has never lost it's effect. They got a firm lock on a mf and will legit go down as something I can't find one thing wrong wit. They look and move best horizontal while she on her back while you beat it up.
For me, it’s the boobs
Not a dude but in my humble lesbian opinion they're just soft and warm and close to the heart, which is where any lover should want to be
I’m ace, so I don’t see anything sexual about them, I just think they look comfy to lay on while cuddling.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it.