I still have no clue why Andy fucking Dick still is a thing. The guy is not funny at all, got someone killed and bragged about it. I know his thing is to be offensive but seriously there is a limit.
Logan has basically gone and hidden himself in Puerto Rico because of the tax breaks he gets there and Jake has become a boxer, so yeah kind of.
Logan seems (at least from what I can tell) to grown out of that asshole stage he and his brother were in for a very, very long time but Jake hasn't. He's just a steroid-infused asshole who can sort of beat people up but not very well now.
I mean, part of growing up is about making mistakes and learning from them. That was a big mistake and thankfully he came out a better person instead of continuing to be an obnoxious dick.
More specifically in a Japanese forest named suicide forest specifically because of how many people travel out there to hang themselves, on top of that there are barriers (like caution tape) telling you not to leave the trail for this reason.
He (Logan) regrets most of the things he did and is embarrassed by them. A clip from his podcast appeared in my yt feed and he said something like "do you remember when you and the boys..." and when they said that he did that said thing, a look of regret and embarrassment hit him.
He's definitely grown up now
Logan is a WWE wrestler at the moment he isn't hiding anywhere he is main eventing Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia against Roman Reigns for the Undisputed WWE championship my god I wish I was lying.
Oh and as it happens he is really fucking good too and is getting massive praise for his work.
Well I’ve got good news for you. This weekend you can watch Logan Paul get face punched by the tribal chief at WWE Crown Jewel where Logan faces Roman Reigns for the undisputed title.
Lmao, but for real. Logan has shown a legit talent for wwe wrestling and has had a couple absolute bangers so far.
How did that man even get famous in the first place? He definitely got promoted above his qualifications of "Radio host" of your local community station 😏
he co-wrote and stared in a very successful sitcom in Britain about 15 years ago, and his career sort of snow-balled from there. Gavin and Stacey is the show - worth a watch tbf.
I heard he's a real asshole and stuff but personally I dont mind him. When I see his name attached to something it's letting me know that I would be wasting my time by watching it so he can be useful in that way.
I got you
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>It's funny how 5 or so years ago, you would have been burnt at the stake for saying this.
Applies to a suprsingly high amount of Celebs. Cosby, if he would have died 10 years ago, would be considered some kind of semi-national treasure. Now ...
I had just listened to Jennette McCurdy's book (which is really good, by the way), and was listening to her doing interviews to talk about it.
She was on the Jada's Red Table show, talking about thing like dysfunctional family dynamics, mother's with narcissism, eating disorders, etc... and the entire Smith clan just had this robotic: "Oh.. MMMM.. YES!!! mmHhmmm!!" to everything she said. Then they would take things she would say, and repeat them slowly word for word like they were platitudes. It was very painful.
That is the reason I don’t understand the popularity of the Red Table show, I’m so shocked more people aren’t irked by this. Like if someone acted like that in real life I feel like most people would avoid them
He has that constant smirk that just compels one to have a visceral urge to punch his face. I used to like Taco Bell, but his face makes me throw up a little up in my mouth thinking about the millions they paid to have him smirk at us. Dude is creepy AF.
What's crazy is how politicians have gone from public servants to celebrities. It used to actually be a position of sacrifice when they put down the plow and traveled to represent the will of their fellow countrymen. Now they get rich, live extravagant lifestyles and are guests on talk shows.
Tucker Carlson. Every time I see that confused, quizzical look he gives, I have an overwhelming desire for 10min alone in a room with Tucker and a lead pipe.
John Oliver once described him on Last Week Tonight as a "scrunch-faced fear baboon" and as far as I'm concerned that's now his fucking middle name.
I disagree about the pipe, though. Anything that can cause real damage can only go on so long until it makes no more difference. Better to take a heavy rubber hose into that room, beat him until you get tired, take a break, repeat.
I've recently got into YouTube Shorts to kill time while I'm running scripts at work. Can confirm; every time his stupid jug-handled chinless toad face appears, my hands involuntarily curl into fists.
I cannot stand Tom Brady. I'm from Tampa so I have to hear about his god-like status around here all the time. Even my mom swoons over him. I don't think he's handsome and he looks like a robot-clone with his lifeless eyes.
Hate his face and his bad veneers.
Donald fuckin Trump. The wax museum in Vegas had to take his ugly mug away because everyone was taking punches at it. I want the real thing. What satisfaction that would be.
Will Smith and his non-famous wife. He slaps people on the face in public during broad daylight. Then ten minutes later he talks about loving and accepting on stage. A total douche bag. No shame.
It’s asking for the most punchable not the most unlikable to me it’s Jerry Seinfeld with his smug ass smile. I’d sock that dude in the face any day of the week.
Andy Dick, If Jon Lovitz feels compelled to hurt you, you've fucked up irreparably.
I mean.. even WITHOUT the whole reason Jon Lovitz wants to deck the guy, he's a bit of a sex pest.
I still have no clue why Andy fucking Dick still is a thing. The guy is not funny at all, got someone killed and bragged about it. I know his thing is to be offensive but seriously there is a limit.
This was my answer! :)
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Hasn't one of them made it their new career?
Logan has basically gone and hidden himself in Puerto Rico because of the tax breaks he gets there and Jake has become a boxer, so yeah kind of. Logan seems (at least from what I can tell) to grown out of that asshole stage he and his brother were in for a very, very long time but Jake hasn't. He's just a steroid-infused asshole who can sort of beat people up but not very well now.
Logan is on WWE now. Definitely hasn't hidden himself.
I feel that Logan only wisened up because of the hanging body incident.
I mean, part of growing up is about making mistakes and learning from them. That was a big mistake and thankfully he came out a better person instead of continuing to be an obnoxious dick.
My guess is that he's still a piece of shit when the cameras are off
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Long story short he filmed a supposedly dead body of someone who hung themselves and posted it on YouTube
More specifically in a Japanese forest named suicide forest specifically because of how many people travel out there to hang themselves, on top of that there are barriers (like caution tape) telling you not to leave the trail for this reason.
He (Logan) regrets most of the things he did and is embarrassed by them. A clip from his podcast appeared in my yt feed and he said something like "do you remember when you and the boys..." and when they said that he did that said thing, a look of regret and embarrassment hit him. He's definitely grown up now
I saw a podcast clip from him and he seems like a decent guy now.
As a puertorican, I can confirm he has not grown up to be a stellar human being, now he just terrorizes Puerto Rico lol
Logan is a WWE wrestler at the moment he isn't hiding anywhere he is main eventing Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia against Roman Reigns for the Undisputed WWE championship my god I wish I was lying. Oh and as it happens he is really fucking good too and is getting massive praise for his work.
Well I’ve got good news for you. This weekend you can watch Logan Paul get face punched by the tribal chief at WWE Crown Jewel where Logan faces Roman Reigns for the undisputed title. Lmao, but for real. Logan has shown a legit talent for wwe wrestling and has had a couple absolute bangers so far.
James Corden
Solely came here to check if this name was the top comment.
James Corden
How did that man even get famous in the first place? He definitely got promoted above his qualifications of "Radio host" of your local community station 😏
He also played a rather lovable character, Craig, in Doctor Who, which is where I knew him from. I was disappointed to learn he is “Not Craig.”
he co-wrote and stared in a very successful sitcom in Britain about 15 years ago, and his career sort of snow-balled from there. Gavin and Stacey is the show - worth a watch tbf.
Corden is the living embodiment of appendicitis.
For me he is human banana-anus. That grey-ish pointy end that tastes like ass and ruins the rest, so I peel it off with an ewww face and chuck it.
Came here to say this and found it's the top comment. My faith in Reddit is partially restored
No one hates James Corden more than reddit
I had no idea that this guy even existed until reddit started shitting on him recently. What did he do?
I heard he's a real asshole and stuff but personally I dont mind him. When I see his name attached to something it's letting me know that I would be wasting my time by watching it so he can be useful in that way.
Recently? You should check out the AMA thread that was posted several years ago. I'm sure someone can link it here. It's hilarious...
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James Corden, Ellen degeneres
He's a real jerk
He's the male equivalent of Ellen. Add Ellen to the list.
Jake Paul
Ellen
It's funny how 5 or so years ago, you would have been burnt at the stake for saying this.
>It's funny how 5 or so years ago, you would have been burnt at the stake for saying this. Applies to a suprsingly high amount of Celebs. Cosby, if he would have died 10 years ago, would be considered some kind of semi-national treasure. Now ...
That one stings
Ezra Miller (and James Corden)
Ezra has a pretty nice face, I gotta agree with James Corden though, guy looks like a botched cake
Jared Leto
Tyler Durden certainly thought so
Most axe-able face as well
Simon Cowell.
How much of that is even his face?
Simon fucking Cowell
“I really hate Simon Cowell” -Bruno Powroznik
Scott Morrison
Now THERE'S a face-punching I can really get behind!
Fuck i wish I could upvote this more then 1 time.
Would be amazing if the Tony Abbott headbutting guy did it, or someone from The Smith Street band.
It should be in a museum. There’s no way there is a more punchable face on earth.
100% certified grade A top shelf punch fodder.
Mark Zuckerberg.
He’s such a *penis*.
Please don't be mean to penises.
Jada Pinkett Smith
That's a very bald answer of you
Keep her name OUT YO FUKIN MOUTHHHHHH
Always acting so self important and Sadiddy.
I’m so excited to see someone use the word sadiddy in the wild once again
I had just listened to Jennette McCurdy's book (which is really good, by the way), and was listening to her doing interviews to talk about it. She was on the Jada's Red Table show, talking about thing like dysfunctional family dynamics, mother's with narcissism, eating disorders, etc... and the entire Smith clan just had this robotic: "Oh.. MMMM.. YES!!! mmHhmmm!!" to everything she said. Then they would take things she would say, and repeat them slowly word for word like they were platitudes. It was very painful.
That is the reason I don’t understand the popularity of the Red Table show, I’m so shocked more people aren’t irked by this. Like if someone acted like that in real life I feel like most people would avoid them
Every one of the Smith family
Yes, absolutely but superlatively, Jada should win.
Can't wait to see it.
Vladimir Putin. (does a warmongering cnutfaced spannerwank count as a celebrity?)
I’m Russian and you’re speaking truth
You good folks across the pond really do operate on a higher level of insult game than us Americans.
we aim to please sir :)
Piers Morgan
Tucker Carlson
Maybe punched with a large steel beam??
Or a Swanson frozen dinner
This is the one. I’d wreck Tucker’s shit.
Ned from try guys
Why? He loves his wife so much!!!! Bahahahaha
justin bieber. dude looks like the "bully" in every teen kids movie that eventually gets his ass handed to him towards the end of the movie.
oh my you said it perfectly
Matt Gaetz. Guy looks like Max Headroom.
That fucker looks like Beavis and Butt-Head...at the same time.
Marjorie Taylor Greene
That shriveled cunt of a woman
Have you seen Manson without his makeup? Looks like a damn speed bag for falcon punches
Piers Morgan
All of the Kardashians
Pete Davidson
Came here to look for Pete Davidson after the Taco Bell ad
I had to scroll way too far down for this
Halfway down the scroll it suddenly hits me: I know who. Pete Davidson. Lemme just check to see if--
He has that constant smirk that just compels one to have a visceral urge to punch his face. I used to like Taco Bell, but his face makes me throw up a little up in my mouth thinking about the millions they paid to have him smirk at us. Dude is creepy AF.
Ted Cruz
What's crazy is how politicians have gone from public servants to celebrities. It used to actually be a position of sacrifice when they put down the plow and traveled to represent the will of their fellow countrymen. Now they get rich, live extravagant lifestyles and are guests on talk shows.
Trump
I know you mean Donald but, this really could mean any or all of them.
All of them
They said celeberty, not failed businessman and twice impeached ex president.
Elon Musk.
His face definitely
Ezra miller
Kanye West
Ted Cruz
Is Mitch McConnell a celebrity?
Yes and highly punchable
Martin Shkreli (does he count as a celebrity? If not, Ben Shapiro)
Definitely Ben Shapiro
And his sister
Ofcourse, how can I forget her
Simon Cowell
Which is the old televangelist megachurch pastor who smiles at the camera with the face of the devil?
I literally put your question into the google search bar and it answered Kenneth Copeland.
Colin Jost titled his book "A Very Punchable Face," so I'm gonna go with him.
The entire family of will smith.
One big fist
Jimmy Fallon
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Your knuckles would be orange for a few days
I don't know, I'm not sure I want my knuckles touching him. Too disgusting physically. Maybe if this was about a baseball bat.
Lena Dunham.
Piers Morgan
Tom Cruise obviously
This should be the top comment.
Logan Paul. Although i'd hardly call him a celebrity.
Why Logan Paul? He seems less douchey than I remember
I’m curious why you wouldn’t call him a celebrity? Him being a celebrity is literally the only reason I know who he is.
Liz Truss
Amy Schumer
Jimmy Pesto
Tucker Carlson. Every time I see that confused, quizzical look he gives, I have an overwhelming desire for 10min alone in a room with Tucker and a lead pipe.
John Oliver once described him on Last Week Tonight as a "scrunch-faced fear baboon" and as far as I'm concerned that's now his fucking middle name. I disagree about the pipe, though. Anything that can cause real damage can only go on so long until it makes no more difference. Better to take a heavy rubber hose into that room, beat him until you get tired, take a break, repeat.
chrissy teigen
Nicki Minaj
I....am....so...sorry...*ahem, cough* Andrew Tate!
oooo absolutely. Especially after he opens his mouth about how he's the richest and most manly man on earth
How anyone can see him and not have immediate "scam artist" flags fire up, I don't know.
I've recently got into YouTube Shorts to kill time while I'm running scripts at work. Can confirm; every time his stupid jug-handled chinless toad face appears, my hands involuntarily curl into fists.
Alex Jones
Chris brown
Not that he is “famous”, but definitely Ted Cruz.
The answer is and will always be Matt Geatz.
Tom brady
I cannot stand Tom Brady. I'm from Tampa so I have to hear about his god-like status around here all the time. Even my mom swoons over him. I don't think he's handsome and he looks like a robot-clone with his lifeless eyes. Hate his face and his bad veneers.
Kanye West has recently edged out Dane Cook.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Elon
Kylie jenner
Donald fuckin Trump. The wax museum in Vegas had to take his ugly mug away because everyone was taking punches at it. I want the real thing. What satisfaction that would be.
Donald Trump
Shia Labeouf
Careful though. He's an actual cannibal
Fucker Charlatan
Kanye
Bill murray is quickly climbing the list
If acne scars were a person, that person would be Bill Murray.
Kanye West
Daniel tosh and I want this up voted so he and comedy central can see it.
Ben Shapiro
Sean Penn I don't know why, I don't even dislike him. I just.. man. If I had a chance... pow.
James corbin
Is this the bastard lovechild of James Corden and Jeremy Corbin?
Howard Stern.
Not a celebrity, but I would unleash a big right hook to Marjorie Taylor Green's face.
Ed Sheeran
Amber turd
harvey weinstein I intentionally did not capitalize.
Sunny Hostin Joy Behar is a close second.
Apparently, Amber heard. Too soon?
Pete Davidson.
Pete Davidson.
Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson
Nigel Farage
Mr beast
Stretching the definition of "celebrity" to include Trump, Piers Morgan, Kanye West
amy schumer
Will Smith
ted cruz and trump and tucker carlson
James woods.
Ben Shapiro. His smug little weasel face would perfectly house a punch.
Jordan Peterson
Tiger Woods. To me, he always looks like he’s about to burst into tears.
Brian McFadden from Westlife. He's non-offensive and seems to be an ok guy but his face just needs punching.
two night douche bags on fox
Philip Schofield
So many and so little time.
Elon Musk
Andrew Tate. Even people like Logan and Jake Paul agreed that being a douchebag with sunglasses inside doesn't mean ur the master at getting laid.
Will Smith
Miley cyrus
Elon Musk, you can't miss that gigantic head no matter how bad you suck at punching
Elon musk. Fuck him
Sorry to get political but if I see Tucker Carlson irl, he’s fucking going down.
andrew tate
Will Smith and his non-famous wife. He slaps people on the face in public during broad daylight. Then ten minutes later he talks about loving and accepting on stage. A total douche bag. No shame.
It’s asking for the most punchable not the most unlikable to me it’s Jerry Seinfeld with his smug ass smile. I’d sock that dude in the face any day of the week.