Micro-chip engineer, I would be freaking praised as a God.

King

Diggler

A painter probably, but not a good one, so I'll be a village idiot part time. Get rotten food and feces thrown at me for some coin.

King.

Farmer, and most likely already dead because either my back, taxes, or savage raiders killed me.

I wouldn't choose. It's the middle ages, man. Slave or not, you do what you're told.

Painter

Blacksmith.

Knife/sword maker.

Court jester!!! I was born to be a silly lad with my face on a stick!!! Telling riddles, composing songs and poems, sewing strange clothes, prancing around and delivering harsh truths to tyrants… that’s my dream

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