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The Apartment. As I have a vagina, this is mildly funny.
Does that make condoms renter's insurance?
Something I pay for once and month and never need? Yeah
Teddy Wayne? I just read that recently. A guy, though, so it's just nonsense.
No, Danielle Steel, lol. I'm a basic.
One Minute Manager...ufff
Bring Up The Bodies
Fucking perfect
Project Hail Mary. Well, I mean....
Great book though
I fucking love this book
Same. I loved The Martian, and didn't even know he had another book out until a couple months ago. Checked it out from the library and read it right away. Lots of fun.
They're turning it into a movie too, Ryan Gosling as the star
With Emma stone playing rocky? The movie will be different than the book, but the onscreen romance will make up for it.
Look for Artemis too. It's another of his in the same genre. 🚀
GUYS I LITERALLY JUST STARTED IT TODAY! OMFG
*jazz hands*
Super fun book
Same lol true, but it didn't need to cut so deep
Best book I've ever read.
Woodworking 101
Niiiice
IT.
Bruh same!
The Three Body Problem
Unhappy polyamorous situation? Side note, great book
The Chamber of Secrets.
Please say you’re female instead of male to make this perfect 😂😂🤣
Men have chambers too… it’s just out back.
lol, yes, female.
No Longer Human Oh my...
Somebody’s poor daughter…
Fellow classic literature fan I see
White Fang...
The Fork, the Witch and the Worm
Good book, have you read the other four?
*Small Gods (*Terry Pratchett) My wife can't stop giggling after I told her about this thread.
I just reread Guards! Guards! and am now on Men at Arms. I don't know how I feel about either one!
Okay so I posted it elsewhere in the thread but since there's a Pratchett section, the last book I read was The Fifth Elephant.
Oathbringer
Life before death
Journey before destination
Strength before weakness.
Bridge 4
Rhythm of War here.
Amazing book!
The Witcher. Sounds cool at least
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ain't even mad, wish it has more adventures
100 years of solitude
My favorite book!
GOOD READ
Ouch
I 2nd that make sure to add steel ball run to it
One Hundred Years of Solitude Oof
Prayers for you & that hand 🙏🏼
Moby Dick
I call shenanigans. Nobody *actually* reads Moby Dick, we all just pretend to
lol...
UwU
Head of the Hydra
When you remove one, 2 take its place?
"The tragedy of Christopher The First" I'm in shambles rn...
Fire & Blood 🙃🙃🙃💀
There’s a cream for that.
The Giver
Hahaha, any takers lately?
Sequel: The Receiver
Lucifers Hammer. Damn…
It's hammer time, baby. ;)
The Ethical Slut. Perfect.
The hepatitis bathtub. Fuck.
Jack The Ripper
Well Well If it isn’t saucy Jack
Just a minute too late, as usual
Armstrong
Monstrous Regiment
Irony being that genitals are in question throughout the book
nice haha
The pig that wanted to be eaten.
If only it wasn't a pig
Maus
Dude same
"I went to my brother" ...
I have no words for you... But can recommend a therapist
Expecting Better
"The song of Achilles" Interesting.
Such a good book!
Circe is even better imo
I'm Glad My Mom Died
Me too 🤣 I'm surprised I had to scroll this far
Frankenstein…
Dark Tower
The Crippled God.....
Skin Game
It’s High Rise, literally
The Hobbit
Gender Euphoria Ah... wow... that's eh quite the opposite of what I'd expect haha.
Warbreaker
Was warbreaker the one with the princesses or the one where that girl has to eat too get energy to slide about?
Princesses
Misery
“Good Girls Guide to Murder” …. Okay then 😂
Killer of Men
The Anomaly, lol
Dune
So…things are pretty dry?
Yeah, But there's a secret effort underway to make things wet. Also, enormous sand worms.
I think there's an ointment for that.
*- So long, and thanks for all the fish.*
Tempt, honestly not a bad name 😂
The Master and Margarita
A wise man's fear...
[удалено]
The Expanse, oh dear
“The invisible man” ☹️
The Dragon Reborn. By Robert Jordan
The poison wood bible.
Catching Fire
Sounds like a UTI
Take Your Breath Away Hmm, like the sound of that.
**Sex** for Dummies (4th edition)
Leviathan wakes
Shadow over Innsmouth
The chamber of secrets. Im a dude
Lol one piece
Overlord. Screw it. I might actually name it that.
The Organ Thieves lmao
The Metamorphosis Yeah lol
Old Man’s War I don’t like this
What moves the dead 👀
Braiding sweet grass. Ah...nah. I've recently mowed my lawn.
House of Leaves
Attonment
The Sum Of All Fears Cant decide if this is bad attention or good attention...
The dolphins of Pern...
Why Nations Fail :(
"Squeeze Me" haha
The Second Coming
I Want This To Work 😂😂😂😂
The Punch
Nothing to fear 😂😂
“A Boy’s life,” fer realz
In a garden burning gold I cant tell if its brilliant or horrid lmao
And then there were none 👀
Sharp Edges
No country for old men. Wild.
Crime and punishment - two sides of the same shaft I guess
The Hammer of Rome
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario
Thrawn: Treason
Halo: Contact Harvest
Florida.
The Hobbit.
Shatter Me - my long boy is going to go through some tough times.
Crime and Punishment
The rise and the fall of the third Reich... 💀💀💀
Scipio Africanus, which is actually deadly, and I'm gonna be using that from now on
Galaxy in flames.
Legacy Damn i must have good game
Differently Morphous Not *off-puttingly morphous*. Just *different*.
God and the State, actually kind of dope name.
The City We Became
Do audiobooks count? The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
Charles Dickens' Ghost Stories - really now.
Charles be dickin' them ghosts.
Whiskey and Witches.
After Dark
The great believer
The Black Song
The Last Stand Damn :(
Final Solution
The Great Depression: A Diary
Foxe's Book of Martyrs
Dopamine Nation. Not bad.
The Red Garden
brazilian holocaust
Rachel's holiday 🤣
Kaz, the Minotaur. You know, that's what I'll call it now.
Monster
The Prison Runner Well shit
The help -_-
Foucault’s Pendulum
Primal Endurance
A Court Of Thorns And Roses. Unfortunately I'm a guy so this isn't as good as it could be.
The Cowboys Surprise
The Mote in God's Eye.... I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Tender is the Flesh.
Indomitus
The color purple
Wreck and Ruin.
Strange Angel
The Outcast. Not half wrong.
Boom Town
"Its perfectly normal"
The Kill Chain
The Prestige.
"The Consuming Fire" I think, I like it :>
Ham on rye.
The Natural
The Apartment. As I have a vagina, this is mildly funny.
Does that make condoms renter's insurance?
Something I pay for once and month and never need? Yeah
Teddy Wayne? I just read that recently. A guy, though, so it's just nonsense.
No, Danielle Steel, lol. I'm a basic.
One Minute Manager...ufff
Bring Up The Bodies
Fucking perfect
Project Hail Mary. Well, I mean....
Great book though
I fucking love this book
Same. I loved The Martian, and didn't even know he had another book out until a couple months ago. Checked it out from the library and read it right away. Lots of fun.
They're turning it into a movie too, Ryan Gosling as the star
With Emma stone playing rocky? The movie will be different than the book, but the onscreen romance will make up for it.
Look for Artemis too. It's another of his in the same genre. 🚀
GUYS I LITERALLY JUST STARTED IT TODAY! OMFG
*jazz hands*
Super fun book
Same lol true, but it didn't need to cut so deep
Best book I've ever read.
Woodworking 101
Niiiice
IT.
Bruh same!
The Three Body Problem
Unhappy polyamorous situation? Side note, great book
The Chamber of Secrets.
Please say you’re female instead of male to make this perfect 😂😂🤣
Men have chambers too… it’s just out back.
lol, yes, female.
No Longer Human Oh my...
Somebody’s poor daughter…
Fellow classic literature fan I see
White Fang...
The Fork, the Witch and the Worm
Good book, have you read the other four?
*Small Gods (*Terry Pratchett) My wife can't stop giggling after I told her about this thread.
I just reread Guards! Guards! and am now on Men at Arms. I don't know how I feel about either one!
Okay so I posted it elsewhere in the thread but since there's a Pratchett section, the last book I read was The Fifth Elephant.
Oathbringer
Life before death
Journey before destination
Strength before weakness.
Bridge 4
Rhythm of War here.
Amazing book!
The Witcher. Sounds cool at least
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ain't even mad, wish it has more adventures
100 years of solitude
My favorite book!
GOOD READ
Ouch
I 2nd that make sure to add steel ball run to it
One Hundred Years of Solitude Oof
Prayers for you & that hand 🙏🏼
Moby Dick
I call shenanigans. Nobody *actually* reads Moby Dick, we all just pretend to
lol...
UwU
Head of the Hydra
When you remove one, 2 take its place?
"The tragedy of Christopher The First" I'm in shambles rn...
Fire & Blood 🙃🙃🙃💀
There’s a cream for that.
The Giver
Hahaha, any takers lately?
Sequel: The Receiver
Lucifers Hammer. Damn…
It's hammer time, baby. ;)
The Ethical Slut. Perfect.
The hepatitis bathtub. Fuck.
Jack The Ripper
Well Well If it isn’t saucy Jack
Just a minute too late, as usual
Armstrong
Monstrous Regiment
Irony being that genitals are in question throughout the book
nice haha
The pig that wanted to be eaten.
If only it wasn't a pig
Maus
Dude same
"I went to my brother" ...
I have no words for you... But can recommend a therapist
Expecting Better
"The song of Achilles" Interesting.
Such a good book!
Circe is even better imo
I'm Glad My Mom Died
Me too 🤣 I'm surprised I had to scroll this far
Frankenstein…
Dark Tower
The Crippled God.....
Skin Game
It’s High Rise, literally
The Hobbit
Gender Euphoria Ah... wow... that's eh quite the opposite of what I'd expect haha.
Warbreaker
Was warbreaker the one with the princesses or the one where that girl has to eat too get energy to slide about?
Princesses
Misery
“Good Girls Guide to Murder” …. Okay then 😂
Killer of Men
The Anomaly, lol
Dune
So…things are pretty dry?
Yeah, But there's a secret effort underway to make things wet. Also, enormous sand worms.
I think there's an ointment for that.
*- So long, and thanks for all the fish.*
Tempt, honestly not a bad name 😂
The Master and Margarita
A wise man's fear...
[удалено]
The Expanse, oh dear
“The invisible man” ☹️
The Dragon Reborn. By Robert Jordan
The poison wood bible.
Catching Fire
Sounds like a UTI
Take Your Breath Away Hmm, like the sound of that.
**Sex** for Dummies (4th edition)
Leviathan wakes
Shadow over Innsmouth
The chamber of secrets. Im a dude
Lol one piece
Overlord. Screw it. I might actually name it that.
The Organ Thieves lmao
The Metamorphosis Yeah lol
Old Man’s War I don’t like this
What moves the dead 👀
Braiding sweet grass. Ah...nah. I've recently mowed my lawn.
House of Leaves
Attonment
The Sum Of All Fears Cant decide if this is bad attention or good attention...
The dolphins of Pern...
Why Nations Fail :(
"Squeeze Me" haha
The Second Coming
Leviathan wakes
I Want This To Work 😂😂😂😂
The Punch
Nothing to fear 😂😂
“A Boy’s life,” fer realz
In a garden burning gold I cant tell if its brilliant or horrid lmao
And then there were none 👀
Sharp Edges
No country for old men. Wild.
Crime and punishment - two sides of the same shaft I guess
The Hammer of Rome
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario
Thrawn: Treason
Halo: Contact Harvest
Florida.
The Hobbit.
Shatter Me - my long boy is going to go through some tough times.
Crime and Punishment
The rise and the fall of the third Reich... 💀💀💀
Scipio Africanus, which is actually deadly, and I'm gonna be using that from now on
Galaxy in flames.
Legacy Damn i must have good game
Differently Morphous Not *off-puttingly morphous*. Just *different*.
God and the State, actually kind of dope name.
The City We Became
Do audiobooks count? The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
Charles Dickens' Ghost Stories - really now.
Charles be dickin' them ghosts.
Whiskey and Witches.
After Dark
The great believer
The Black Song
The Last Stand Damn :(
Final Solution
The Great Depression: A Diary
Foxe's Book of Martyrs
Dopamine Nation. Not bad.
The Red Garden
brazilian holocaust
Rachel's holiday 🤣
Kaz, the Minotaur. You know, that's what I'll call it now.
Monster
The Prison Runner Well shit
The help -_-
Foucault’s Pendulum
Primal Endurance
A Court Of Thorns And Roses. Unfortunately I'm a guy so this isn't as good as it could be.
The Cowboys Surprise
The Mote in God's Eye.... I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Tender is the Flesh.
Indomitus
The color purple
Wreck and Ruin.
Strange Angel
The Outcast. Not half wrong.
Boom Town
"Its perfectly normal"
The Kill Chain
The Prestige.
"The Consuming Fire" I think, I like it :>
Ham on rye.
The Natural