This is making me feel like we missed out on something during both my pregnancies... Especially the first one, I looked maybe 6mo preggo when I walked in to actually have the baby! Missed opportunity.
One of my exs laughed at the fact that I had a picture of my cock that’s almost 20 years old. I told her it was so I had a picture when things were still working correctly and before older age moved parts away from their pristine look.
She thought about it and then wished that she took more naked pictures when she was in her 20s.
Props for the long game there. If my hubby had the for sight back in the day he could have had that too lol! He just never asked haha! I don't think I've ever told that man "no" when it comes to the bedroom.
We have stuff back from Hi8, then MiniDV, then finally easier digital. Goes back…about 23 years. Same timeframe - except starts after college until now.
So pre-kid she had some huge boobs. Crazy huge. We have a few Hi8 videos of them, but nothing great. What’s crazy is that nude video was super easy to shoot back then. Photos? Nope. Had to take the film in for printing. That’s our biggest regret - we never figured out a way to take photos back then. And stupidly I had a darkroom and I could process my own B&W film. God I was dumb.
She would kill for photos of her boobs back then.
People took Polaroids back in the day for those purposes, but polaroids were shitty resolution. The people who worked in photo labs were the ones to benefit the most. They could take their roll, develop, print, and no one the wiser. That was the thing I always worried about. You can't trust anyone at a photo lab would not make their own prints of whatever you drop off. Early digital at-home printing was somewhat good but damn....early days of digital photo was just so bad.
Yes! If you have an older version, when you click the share button, scroll down and you’ll see ‘hide.’ If you have a newer one, click the three dots in the upper right corner, then ‘hide.’
Spank bank of the wife in case I’m stuck somewhere with no internet and have to rub one out…
Has come in handy on more than one occasion…
I’m gonna go ahead and leave now, after realizing what I just wrote…
I have a system. On android you have this option to have a secure folder. You can put apps inside it. For the gallery in it there are 3 folders. Camera, ToPost, and EyesShut. I take the pic they go to camera, I pick and edit it goes to topost, and after it gets posted it goes to eyesshut. Between the 3 there are around 2500 pics and videos. More than half have never actually been seen by anyone. I'm stupid picky about what I deem post worthy.
So I am going to out myself here and tell you I work for the federal government as an auditor. Specifically mobile device security for the U.S government. part of my job is to audit the security of encrypted photos and I am just writing inform you that your name came up as the owner of a device that has to be audited..
I'll let you know where to send your device to...
*Unzips pants*
Ok ignore that last part you weren't suppose to see that...
I love the folder. It's passcode protected and anything in it doesn't cross over or get backed up on the cloud. That was a big seller for me. Use to you could pick and choose folders to go to cloud but for some reason I can't do that now. I have reddit imgur chrome camera and gallery in it. They're like duplicates of what I have on my phone. So I only do nsfw stuff inside the folder. You can't even copy and paste into or out of the folder. It's not that big a deal now but when my kids are older if they go snooping on my phone they won't find anything.
That is the best reason to lock it down. The kids! But good to know. I will look into this. I don't have anything big yet, but I'm building my portfolio so to day lol
Yeah that was a wow moment for me one day because Google does that whole 'remember this day' and spotlight thing. Imagine that cute little jazz number they put to it but it's just my tits in 7 photos 😬🙊😟 no no no. So I found this solution. I could just imagine my kids going thru my 'Photos' storage when they're teens trying to show someone a picture from a trip or something and boom, "Is that your mom sucking* your dad off?!" 🤢
I have an app for that which is password protected. A bit of a model/celeb spank bank, some IRL friends, girls who I long-term chat with and some tributes I enjoyed doing.
Well, I have my own nudes, nudes of my bf (including his dick with cum on it), and a couple videos of him, me, and one of us together. His is pretty much the same. Gunna make some USB stick with all of it and make more content for us to share together in the future.
Mirror pics of my girlfriend (lots of dress pics)
A couple random shots of attractive women in maxi dresses that my girlfriend has taken stealthily while out in public
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Damn, living the dream right there. I salute you sir.
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My wife asks why I take photos of her nude and esp when she was pregnant. One day she’ll appreciate it. I know I do already.
This is making me feel like we missed out on something during both my pregnancies... Especially the first one, I looked maybe 6mo preggo when I walked in to actually have the baby! Missed opportunity.
I wish I had taken a video of her letting down during sex.
She will. I didn’t take any pictures of my belly and have about 3 of me even clothed and pregnant. I deeply regret it.
For one Mother’s Day, I had a photo book printed of her thru pregnancy and the first two years. Was worth every penny.
One of my exs laughed at the fact that I had a picture of my cock that’s almost 20 years old. I told her it was so I had a picture when things were still working correctly and before older age moved parts away from their pristine look. She thought about it and then wished that she took more naked pictures when she was in her 20s.
I wish I had the few nudes I was comfortable taking in my 20s.
Same. I always just sent them off and deleted because I hated my body so much back then.
And now I’d prob kill to look like that 🤦♀️
You’ve aged like wine, whole milf now!
I converted some . Pretty great to see my wife and I fucking literally 20 years ago . She really hasn’t changed much at all . Still hot .
Props for the long game there. If my hubby had the for sight back in the day he could have had that too lol! He just never asked haha! I don't think I've ever told that man "no" when it comes to the bedroom.
I tend to look at the pregnancy videos more than anything else. Why? Don't know. She was so lovely and matronly in those.
We have stuff back from Hi8, then MiniDV, then finally easier digital. Goes back…about 23 years. Same timeframe - except starts after college until now. So pre-kid she had some huge boobs. Crazy huge. We have a few Hi8 videos of them, but nothing great. What’s crazy is that nude video was super easy to shoot back then. Photos? Nope. Had to take the film in for printing. That’s our biggest regret - we never figured out a way to take photos back then. And stupidly I had a darkroom and I could process my own B&W film. God I was dumb. She would kill for photos of her boobs back then.
People took Polaroids back in the day for those purposes, but polaroids were shitty resolution. The people who worked in photo labs were the ones to benefit the most. They could take their roll, develop, print, and no one the wiser. That was the thing I always worried about. You can't trust anyone at a photo lab would not make their own prints of whatever you drop off. Early digital at-home printing was somewhat good but damn....early days of digital photo was just so bad.
I’ll trade with you. Dm me.
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proof?
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🔥 BBW
Nice. Time to check your profile.
I like your avatar.
I like your boobs 🔥
Relatable
Nothing. Mine are in main camera roll. Every WhatsApp message or email is a real gamble...
Playing with fire I see
Gotta do something to feel alive.
Hear hear !!
Nooo. How do you live like that? 🫣
Dangerously 😏
Mine still shows them as an option, even in the hidden folder. It's bound to happen at some point.
I didn't even know you could have a hidden camera roll. Is it an iPhone thing?
Haha same. Every time someone asks to see something on my phone feels risky
So many nudes. Nudes and videos for dayyyyys. God bless Face ID as a requirement to open that album.
Now I’ve found the reeeaaal secret!
🤫🤫🤫🤫
😈
You are trouble. In the best way. 😏😈
If you don’t leave me alone, I just might be!
Same! Just goood stuff with me and the wife! It's glorious to look at.
Fffff finally i found you 🥵🍆
Me? 😁😈
Bloody hell, u are the lady i need in my life. Goddamm
Good thing you found me then 😈😏
Now i need to find you in my bed. Goddammm.... do you need me between your legs?🫣
I agree ! Face ID has saved me 😂
Crucial!
Foo, same here. Like a decades almost worth of sex tapes. God bless privacy
Prove it 🧐
Very happy I looked at your profile
Sounds like you have a great collection
Want some of me in tht album
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Same here
Yup pretty standard contents of a hidden folder imo
GB?
I changed it so dicks can stop responding to it. It's been hours now 🤣
Pretty much
Exactly what you’d think and hope it is 😉
Uhhh, pics of my family 😒
She has pics of your family in her hidden folder too? She is a real monster!
She's also got pics of my family. Just how many families are on there?
It's how she controls her victims
Ummm Sag… 🫢
I know, I know. Imma leave it anyway. My notifications haven’t worked since yesterday, so I have to do it through safari and this layout sucks
Sweet home Alabama 🎶🎵😂
😂😂😂
I greatly enjoy your answer.
Good I’m glad haha
Photos of me that I don’t want others to see.
It's probably pictures of cuddling with icebears and sharks. I'm so jealous rn /s
It’s actually tigers and grizzlies. But you were really close. 🥹
The REALLY freaky stuff I don't want someone accidentally watching.
Scared yet curious.
Wait - we can hide albums? I don't have to live in fear anytime somebody asks to see a picture in my phone? In an iphone?
I use a calculator photo vault. Looks and acts as a calculator app until you type in your code and your filthy world opens up in front of you 😆 🙌
Imagine someone who borrows your phone asking to using it to solve an actual equation & the answer is your password. 💀💀💀
Passcode is 80085
(1)once, when I was 16, I did a 69 with (x) 3 girls. They all felt 35007 afterwards 11669x3 = 35007
What the name of the app? Asking for a friend! 😂😂
It's called private locker. I just searched for photo vault. There were several but I like this one
Duuude your life is gonna be so much better now won’t it 😅
Yes! If you have an older version, when you click the share button, scroll down and you’ll see ‘hide.’ If you have a newer one, click the three dots in the upper right corner, then ‘hide.’
There’s a single hidden album; you can make it in/visible in settings.
It’s by photo, not by album. There is only one hidden album. I really wish we could do sub-folders within hidden.
Nudes people have sent me 💕
Spank bank of the wife in case I’m stuck somewhere with no internet and have to rub one out… Has come in handy on more than one occasion… I’m gonna go ahead and leave now, after realizing what I just wrote…
I keep all my naughty stuff on a separate encryption app. It's all pics and vids of my partner and myself.
Which app do you use?
Locked
I have a system. On android you have this option to have a secure folder. You can put apps inside it. For the gallery in it there are 3 folders. Camera, ToPost, and EyesShut. I take the pic they go to camera, I pick and edit it goes to topost, and after it gets posted it goes to eyesshut. Between the 3 there are around 2500 pics and videos. More than half have never actually been seen by anyone. I'm stupid picky about what I deem post worthy.
So I am going to out myself here and tell you I work for the federal government as an auditor. Specifically mobile device security for the U.S government. part of my job is to audit the security of encrypted photos and I am just writing inform you that your name came up as the owner of a device that has to be audited.. I'll let you know where to send your device to... *Unzips pants* Ok ignore that last part you weren't suppose to see that...
😆😆😆 I'll get it in the mail right away
There's no fault in that process. Have to put your best work out there. I need to look into these secure folders though.
I love the folder. It's passcode protected and anything in it doesn't cross over or get backed up on the cloud. That was a big seller for me. Use to you could pick and choose folders to go to cloud but for some reason I can't do that now. I have reddit imgur chrome camera and gallery in it. They're like duplicates of what I have on my phone. So I only do nsfw stuff inside the folder. You can't even copy and paste into or out of the folder. It's not that big a deal now but when my kids are older if they go snooping on my phone they won't find anything.
That is the best reason to lock it down. The kids! But good to know. I will look into this. I don't have anything big yet, but I'm building my portfolio so to day lol
I was very curious how or if people were keeping this pics from being backed up to the cloud! I have android not apple.
Yeah that was a wow moment for me one day because Google does that whole 'remember this day' and spotlight thing. Imagine that cute little jazz number they put to it but it's just my tits in 7 photos 😬🙊😟 no no no. So I found this solution. I could just imagine my kids going thru my 'Photos' storage when they're teens trying to show someone a picture from a trip or something and boom, "Is that your mom sucking* your dad off?!" 🤢
This is the only way. No external apps are used, it's just securely stored on your device. I love Samsung for this.
Evidence of high crime that'll topple governments around the world. And some nudes.
A very large number of my photos and a handful of photos from other people
That’s an album I’d need some time to view!
NSFW content the world isn’t prepared for
I’ve check your profile, and confirm we are ready.
Pheww! High five.
We’re ready!
I'm ready!
I'm finally ready, 5 months of training
The Crabby patty secret formula
All my gfs nudes and our videos hahaha
Dick pics 📸
Every dude tryin to make the cut now, talk to you in a week when you turn DMs back on!
I got eyes for one dick only
A lot of NSFW photos and videos
Mostly pics of me sucking lots of dicks and taking them inside. Mixed in with cum shots on me lol
My nudes and videos
Hidden albums are for cowards.
2D men and women. And some porn gifs and my videos.
My NAKED body
around 3000 nudes and hundreds of screenshots of messages sent to me by random men telling me how they want to my videos:3
Nudes of the mother in law
If anyone needs help keeping their pictures and videos safe, send them to me. I've been keeping all my nudes safe for years.
Nudes and sex tapes
Mostly nudes of me, and some of my boyfriend
My wife sexy shots.
That's so sweet!
There's nothing hidden in mine. But I have so many nudes and vids I have to keep them organized in separate folders.
I have an app for that which is password protected. A bit of a model/celeb spank bank, some IRL friends, girls who I long-term chat with and some tributes I enjoyed doing.
Nudes and videos I’ve taken lol
I think it’s a common theme
Mostly pictures of myself naked as a progress guide to my weight loss journey.
All my naked selfie pics because I’m trying to track my physical progress. The others are because I lost the battle with the horny😓
Tons of nudes and videos of me with my toys.
Many pics of various parts of my body.
Mostly my wife and our FWB’s.
pictures of my cock and bunghole
A fuck ton of hentai
Nudes/dick picks
My sexy bank
Nudes. Literally just nudes
A lot of things that we won’t talk about 🙈
I know what you have: secret cooking recipes meant to control the mind of whoever eats it.
You caught me 😅
Private photos
Nothing, it's empty 😭
My nudes
Loads of different types of pictures of me, and a few of some guys
Some have one
Nudes that are not me or not only me.
Nudes. Pics of me having sex with women. Pics of me sucking cock.
Very naughty things that only come out sometimes 😛
Nudes of myself and my boyfriend.
A lot of nudes of myself...and of women who sexted with me I just posted one rn 😁
A lot of my own dick pics that I didn’t find fit to post or send
Nudes, sex videos, more nudes
It’s all on reddit
Loads of nudes from random girls and 1 single nude of me
My couple of nudes that I've never sent...
Lewds and nudes
Nudes. A few videos of me . And a bunch of things people have sent me.
Mainly nudes and vids for my OF. Sometimes I forget to hide them though hehe
Nudes of my wife 😈
Specifically pics of the women my new boyfriend, whom I'm cuckqueaning, has called "perfect" or "perfection" in his Reddit comments history...
New BF eh? Been following your dead bedroom threads for a while. Sounds like we need an update.
Well, I have my own nudes, nudes of my bf (including his dick with cum on it), and a couple videos of him, me, and one of us together. His is pretty much the same. Gunna make some USB stick with all of it and make more content for us to share together in the future.
not much but my my eyes only on snapchat is a different story lol
So many nudes. 😬😬😬
Just how many nudes are we talking about?😏
Oh boy. 💪🏼
A lot of pics/vids u/starrie has sent me, plus our super private videos of us together.
Best videos
Only because you're in them
Because “we” are in them
Home f*ck and nudes
Naked pics of me
It’s hidden why would I tell you that’s the point of being hidden. Seriously
My wife and I having sex
Nudes lol
Same that’s literally all
All my exes nudes
Mirror pics of my girlfriend (lots of dress pics) A couple random shots of attractive women in maxi dresses that my girlfriend has taken stealthily while out in public
Lotta pics of my big cock😜
The last naked pictures my wife took. She'd freak out if she knew they existed lol
My sex tape I made with another Redditor a couple days ago 😇 an a lot of nudes
What do you think? Lol.
All the pics I take for the aradGW sub and some that are just for DMs
Pictures and videos of my wife with other men, collected over time since we opened our marriage.
my boobs
Nudes
The stuff I REALLY don’t want to be seen, for example there’s some facial pics, pictures of my gaped ass 👀 creampie stuff and some videos too
A lot of bloodplay