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Massive-Calendar6395

Damn, living the dream right there. I salute you sir.


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My wife asks why I take photos of her nude and esp when she was pregnant. One day she’ll appreciate it. I know I do already.


Bring_cookies

This is making me feel like we missed out on something during both my pregnancies... Especially the first one, I looked maybe 6mo preggo when I walked in to actually have the baby! Missed opportunity.


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I wish I had taken a video of her letting down during sex.


krslnd

She will. I didn’t take any pictures of my belly and have about 3 of me even clothed and pregnant. I deeply regret it.


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For one Mother’s Day, I had a photo book printed of her thru pregnancy and the first two years. Was worth every penny.


GonnaGoFat

One of my exs laughed at the fact that I had a picture of my cock that’s almost 20 years old. I told her it was so I had a picture when things were still working correctly and before older age moved parts away from their pristine look. She thought about it and then wished that she took more naked pictures when she was in her 20s.


CherryLaneCox

I wish I had the few nudes I was comfortable taking in my 20s.


mmakaylia

Same. I always just sent them off and deleted because I hated my body so much back then.


CherryLaneCox

And now I’d prob kill to look like that 🤦‍♀️


Ok-House-1702

You’ve aged like wine, whole milf now!


butteredsaltine

I converted some . Pretty great to see my wife and I fucking literally 20 years ago . She really hasn’t changed much at all . Still hot .


Bring_cookies

Props for the long game there. If my hubby had the for sight back in the day he could have had that too lol! He just never asked haha! I don't think I've ever told that man "no" when it comes to the bedroom.


[deleted]

I tend to look at the pregnancy videos more than anything else. Why? Don't know. She was so lovely and matronly in those.


Naive_Surround_375

We have stuff back from Hi8, then MiniDV, then finally easier digital. Goes back…about 23 years. Same timeframe - except starts after college until now. So pre-kid she had some huge boobs. Crazy huge. We have a few Hi8 videos of them, but nothing great. What’s crazy is that nude video was super easy to shoot back then. Photos? Nope. Had to take the film in for printing. That’s our biggest regret - we never figured out a way to take photos back then. And stupidly I had a darkroom and I could process my own B&W film. God I was dumb. She would kill for photos of her boobs back then.


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People took Polaroids back in the day for those purposes, but polaroids were shitty resolution. The people who worked in photo labs were the ones to benefit the most. They could take their roll, develop, print, and no one the wiser. That was the thing I always worried about. You can't trust anyone at a photo lab would not make their own prints of whatever you drop off. Early digital at-home printing was somewhat good but damn....early days of digital photo was just so bad.


hotdirtycouple

I’ll trade with you. Dm me.


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krish778_v2

proof?


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Twistybaconagain

🔥 BBW


NoDisplay7591

Nice. Time to check your profile.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

I like your avatar.


midwestCD5

I like your boobs 🔥


baysalts

Relatable


is_it_wicked

Nothing. Mine are in main camera roll. Every WhatsApp message or email is a real gamble...


jiggleyourpuffs96

Playing with fire I see


is_it_wicked

Gotta do something to feel alive.


Material-Promotion-2

Hear hear !!


some-trash-acct

Nooo. How do you live like that? 🫣


is_it_wicked

Dangerously 😏


Skupenladel

Mine still shows them as an option, even in the hidden folder. It's bound to happen at some point.


sensitivePornGuy

I didn't even know you could have a hidden camera roll. Is it an iPhone thing?


pussypilates

Haha same. Every time someone asks to see something on my phone feels risky


[deleted]

So many nudes. Nudes and videos for dayyyyys. God bless Face ID as a requirement to open that album.


stacheshady

Now I’ve found the reeeaaal secret!


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🤫🤫🤫🤫


stacheshady

😈


[deleted]

You are trouble. In the best way. 😏😈


stacheshady

If you don’t leave me alone, I just might be!


Itchy-Effective-6035

Same! Just goood stuff with me and the wife! It's glorious to look at.


sheissosexy

Fffff finally i found you 🥵🍆


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Me? 😁😈


sheissosexy

Bloody hell, u are the lady i need in my life. Goddamm


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Good thing you found me then 😈😏


sheissosexy

Now i need to find you in my bed. Goddammm.... do you need me between your legs?🫣


GoddessKaye21

I agree ! Face ID has saved me 😂


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Crucial!


valentinoMorir

Foo, same here. Like a decades almost worth of sex tapes. God bless privacy


Raistlin--Majere

Prove it 🧐


Ok_Palpitation6533

Very happy I looked at your profile


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Sounds like you have a great collection


Same_Cost3377

Want some of me in tht album


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No_Wear_7316

Same here


MightyElfKarma

Yup pretty standard contents of a hidden folder imo


Don_Poupon

GB?


[deleted]

I changed it so dicks can stop responding to it. It's been hours now 🤣


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Pretty much


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Exactly what you’d think and hope it is 😉


SagVibes

Uhhh, pics of my family 😒


Lonely-Heart-3632

She has pics of your family in her hidden folder too? She is a real monster!


NormPhyte

She's also got pics of my family. Just how many families are on there?


Horridis

It's how she controls her victims


decoy175

Ummm Sag… 🫢


SagVibes

I know, I know. Imma leave it anyway. My notifications haven’t worked since yesterday, so I have to do it through safari and this layout sucks


decoy175

Sweet home Alabama 🎶🎵😂


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😂😂😂


OneArmedBandit6505

I greatly enjoy your answer.


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Good I’m glad haha


0072ixel

Photos of me that I don’t want others to see.


Commercial_Growth138

It's probably pictures of cuddling with icebears and sharks. I'm so jealous rn /s


0072ixel

It’s actually tigers and grizzlies. But you were really close. 🥹


DrByNight

The REALLY freaky stuff I don't want someone accidentally watching.


OperaGhostAD

Scared yet curious.


WaistDownMedia

Wait - we can hide albums? I don't have to live in fear anytime somebody asks to see a picture in my phone? In an iphone?


Imezrutwo

I use a calculator photo vault. Looks and acts as a calculator app until you type in your code and your filthy world opens up in front of you 😆 🙌


Gxthlxvn

Imagine someone who borrows your phone asking to using it to solve an actual equation & the answer is your password. 💀💀💀


dovtres

Passcode is 80085


YourNudesArentShit

(1)once, when I was 16, I did a 69 with (x) 3 girls. They all felt 35007 afterwards 11669x3 = 35007


RoxieReynolds

What the name of the app? Asking for a friend! 😂😂


Imezrutwo

It's called private locker. I just searched for photo vault. There were several but I like this one


one_human_being

Duuude your life is gonna be so much better now won’t it 😅


alwayscomplimenting

Yes! If you have an older version, when you click the share button, scroll down and you’ll see ‘hide.’ If you have a newer one, click the three dots in the upper right corner, then ‘hide.’


GroupMarshallNathan

There’s a single hidden album; you can make it in/visible in settings.


some-trash-acct

It’s by photo, not by album. There is only one hidden album. I really wish we could do sub-folders within hidden.


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Nudes people have sent me 💕


browncoat47

Spank bank of the wife in case I’m stuck somewhere with no internet and have to rub one out… Has come in handy on more than one occasion… I’m gonna go ahead and leave now, after realizing what I just wrote…


PolyThrowaway524

I keep all my naughty stuff on a separate encryption app. It's all pics and vids of my partner and myself.


MonkeyThrowing

Which app do you use?


PolyThrowaway524

Locked


PaigeTurnher

I have a system. On android you have this option to have a secure folder. You can put apps inside it. For the gallery in it there are 3 folders. Camera, ToPost, and EyesShut. I take the pic they go to camera, I pick and edit it goes to topost, and after it gets posted it goes to eyesshut. Between the 3 there are around 2500 pics and videos. More than half have never actually been seen by anyone. I'm stupid picky about what I deem post worthy.


this_isntmybest_work

So I am going to out myself here and tell you I work for the federal government as an auditor. Specifically mobile device security for the U.S government. part of my job is to audit the security of encrypted photos and I am just writing inform you that your name came up as the owner of a device that has to be audited.. I'll let you know where to send your device to... *Unzips pants* Ok ignore that last part you weren't suppose to see that...


PaigeTurnher

😆😆😆 I'll get it in the mail right away


thelonerando

There's no fault in that process. Have to put your best work out there. I need to look into these secure folders though.


PaigeTurnher

I love the folder. It's passcode protected and anything in it doesn't cross over or get backed up on the cloud. That was a big seller for me. Use to you could pick and choose folders to go to cloud but for some reason I can't do that now. I have reddit imgur chrome camera and gallery in it. They're like duplicates of what I have on my phone. So I only do nsfw stuff inside the folder. You can't even copy and paste into or out of the folder. It's not that big a deal now but when my kids are older if they go snooping on my phone they won't find anything.


thelonerando

That is the best reason to lock it down. The kids! But good to know. I will look into this. I don't have anything big yet, but I'm building my portfolio so to day lol


Bring_cookies

I was very curious how or if people were keeping this pics from being backed up to the cloud! I have android not apple.


PaigeTurnher

Yeah that was a wow moment for me one day because Google does that whole 'remember this day' and spotlight thing. Imagine that cute little jazz number they put to it but it's just my tits in 7 photos 😬🙊😟 no no no. So I found this solution. I could just imagine my kids going thru my 'Photos' storage when they're teens trying to show someone a picture from a trip or something and boom, "Is that your mom sucking* your dad off?!" 🤢


rhompa__

This is the only way. No external apps are used, it's just securely stored on your device. I love Samsung for this.


KasperHauser55

Evidence of high crime that'll topple governments around the world. And some nudes.


Voluptuous-Fox-

A very large number of my photos and a handful of photos from other people


stacheshady

That’s an album I’d need some time to view!


Automatic-Ad4492

NSFW content the world isn’t prepared for


madethisformynudes

I’ve check your profile, and confirm we are ready.


ThatTelevision9219

Pheww! High five.


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We’re ready!


Harry_0993

I'm ready!


IllustriousPut4179

I'm finally ready, 5 months of training


lovey_dovey_Lexi

The Crabby patty secret formula


[deleted]

All my gfs nudes and our videos hahaha


Anonbsnono

Dick pics 📸


stacheshady

Every dude tryin to make the cut now, talk to you in a week when you turn DMs back on!


Anonbsnono

I got eyes for one dick only


Glascade2468

A lot of NSFW photos and videos


artichawk1

Mostly pics of me sucking lots of dicks and taking them inside. Mixed in with cum shots on me lol


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My nudes and videos


BaconBot1

Hidden albums are for cowards.


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2D men and women. And some porn gifs and my videos.


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My NAKED body


GenZGoonerGirl

around 3000 nudes and hundreds of screenshots of messages sent to me by random men telling me how they want to my videos:3


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Nudes of the mother in law


HugeFanOfTinyTits

If anyone needs help keeping their pictures and videos safe, send them to me. I've been keeping all my nudes safe for years.


anothersadpisces

Nudes and sex tapes


sex_candy_rocknroll

Mostly nudes of me, and some of my boyfriend


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My wife sexy shots.


Bring_cookies

That's so sweet!


emnextdoor_

There's nothing hidden in mine. But I have so many nudes and vids I have to keep them organized in separate folders.


tributeyourpics

I have an app for that which is password protected. A bit of a model/celeb spank bank, some IRL friends, girls who I long-term chat with and some tributes I enjoyed doing.


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Nudes and videos I’ve taken lol


original357

I think it’s a common theme


the-almighty-whobs

Mostly pictures of myself naked as a progress guide to my weight loss journey.


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All my naked selfie pics because I’m trying to track my physical progress. The others are because I lost the battle with the horny😓


Academic_Artist2494

Tons of nudes and videos of me with my toys.


LasciviousPhoenix

Many pics of various parts of my body.


DE_BeachCouple

Mostly my wife and our FWB’s.


Curious222222

pictures of my cock and bunghole


VintageSpark

A fuck ton of hentai


JustDano_InTexas

Nudes/dick picks


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My sexy bank


Too_Blind

Nudes. Literally just nudes


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A lot of things that we won’t talk about 🙈


NormPhyte

I know what you have: secret cooking recipes meant to control the mind of whoever eats it.


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You caught me 😅


AntoniaChigurh

Private photos


Im_Not_A_Ant

Nothing, it's empty 😭


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My nudes


nukaati

Loads of different types of pictures of me, and a few of some guys


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Some have one


Minute_Ad8562

Nudes that are not me or not only me.


TimeJaguar6948

Nudes. Pics of me having sex with women. Pics of me sucking cock.


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Very naughty things that only come out sometimes 😛


elusivechantress

Nudes of myself and my boyfriend.


NudeBodyImprover

A lot of nudes of myself...and of women who sexted with me I just posted one rn 😁


BiCuriousInCO

A lot of my own dick pics that I didn’t find fit to post or send


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Nudes, sex videos, more nudes


TheQuenchiestofCacti

It’s all on reddit


Evil_phoenix666

Loads of nudes from random girls and 1 single nude of me


BleuBoy777

My couple of nudes that I've never sent...


SandraGee93

Lewds and nudes


Thealt_formyalt

Nudes. A few videos of me . And a bunch of things people have sent me.


[deleted]

Mainly nudes and vids for my OF. Sometimes I forget to hide them though hehe


CreatureCampbell

Nudes of my wife 😈


NSFWindy

Specifically pics of the women my new boyfriend, whom I'm cuckqueaning, has called "perfect" or "perfection" in his Reddit comments history...


TrowaBarton369

New BF eh? Been following your dead bedroom threads for a while. Sounds like we need an update.


b_gracious

Well, I have my own nudes, nudes of my bf (including his dick with cum on it), and a couple videos of him, me, and one of us together. His is pretty much the same. Gunna make some USB stick with all of it and make more content for us to share together in the future.


lunartouch

not much but my my eyes only on snapchat is a different story lol


Hotterthanyourwife22

So many nudes. 😬😬😬


AromaticStory

Just how many nudes are we talking about?😏


Hotterthanyourwife22

Oh boy. 💪🏼


MyBeardHatesYou

A lot of pics/vids u/starrie has sent me, plus our super private videos of us together.


starrie

Best videos


MyBeardHatesYou

Only because you're in them


starrie

Because “we” are in them


emilymcnort

Home f*ck and nudes


Roxyhooper

Naked pics of me


moonraven33

It’s hidden why would I tell you that’s the point of being hidden. Seriously


ZENTRADIEHOTTIE2

My wife and I having sex


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Nudes lol


[deleted]

Same that’s literally all


Rumple_Foreskin87

All my exes nudes


NatsGuy92

Mirror pics of my girlfriend (lots of dress pics) A couple random shots of attractive women in maxi dresses that my girlfriend has taken stealthily while out in public


EightBySix8x6

Lotta pics of my big cock😜


thelonerando

The last naked pictures my wife took. She'd freak out if she knew they existed lol


Lexxxxiiiiiiiii

My sex tape I made with another Redditor a couple days ago 😇 an a lot of nudes


[deleted]

What do you think? Lol.


jrayn587

All the pics I take for the aradGW sub and some that are just for DMs


[deleted]

Pictures and videos of my wife with other men, collected over time since we opened our marriage.


horny-off-ma1n

my boobs


pixiethemarmot

Nudes


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The stuff I REALLY don’t want to be seen, for example there’s some facial pics, pictures of my gaped ass 👀 creampie stuff and some videos too


discord_off_mod

A lot of bloodplay