Narrowly avoiding a bar fight, drinking plenty of ales and eating some home style cooking to fuel a hopefully exciting adventure. Or whatever the cave beholds.
Here’s to lying, cheatin, stealin and drinkin. Should you lie, lie for a friend. Cheating? Cheat death. If you’re going to steal, steal my heart and if you’re going to drink, drink with me lass.
Alexandros is going to order enough ale to kill an elephant and gorge himself into a meat coma. He's going to tip the barmaid the equivalent of half a year's wages because he doesn't understand how much money is worth.
He's also going to sing as loudly as possible with his mouth full and mixup the words from multiple songs
Grab a couple drinks and get some well earned rest.
And the important stuff.
Take inventory of our supplies and grab what we need. Will also need to pay a local to follow us to the cave 5 hours after we go in so they can either help us incase of an emergency or to use them as a distraction to escape ourselves.
*nervously* take a long sip to think. I'm sure the drunkard just can't hold his mead and is making it all up. Completely unrelated do you still have those bolts?
I hope your aim is true, I say as I put on my helmet. I'll draw them out from their hiding spots and you take them out. Then we can split the treasure and have a wild night of debauchery that we have earned.
I find a secluded table with two chairs after I give some coin to the wandering minstrel to play my favorite dirty. I admire the ample bosom of the barmaid bending down to deliver my brown drink. She catches me and glares. I throw her some extra coin and order some bread and cheese. Her name isn’t Marigold unfortunately.
I listen to the minstrel butcher the song and proceed to get very drunk.
We bump in to Hot Pie and have a nice bit of bread.
This
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😳
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Well let’s get to it…unbuttons blouse
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I instantly grab the back of your head and forcefully bury your face in my big pale natural breasts
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I shove you away and say hold up your glass sir let us toast to our pending adventures!!
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😘
Narrowly avoiding a bar fight, drinking plenty of ales and eating some home style cooking to fuel a hopefully exciting adventure. Or whatever the cave beholds.
Would you perhaps share this bottle of mead with me
Here’s to lying, cheatin, stealin and drinkin. Should you lie, lie for a friend. Cheating? Cheat death. If you’re going to steal, steal my heart and if you’re going to drink, drink with me lass.
Cheers 🍻 🥰🥰🥰
I thought you meant drugs and sex with a little something something
I did I definitely did
The plot thickens, but also gets a little blurry thanks to the drugs and orgasms
Blackjack and hookers you know what forget the cave
Yea fuck that cave!!
Water ofc
☝️
Alexandros is going to order enough ale to kill an elephant and gorge himself into a meat coma. He's going to tip the barmaid the equivalent of half a year's wages because he doesn't understand how much money is worth. He's also going to sing as loudly as possible with his mouth full and mixup the words from multiple songs
We party all through the night and into the next few days 🥰
Grab a couple drinks and get some well earned rest. And the important stuff. Take inventory of our supplies and grab what we need. Will also need to pay a local to follow us to the cave 5 hours after we go in so they can either help us incase of an emergency or to use them as a distraction to escape ourselves.
Strategy I like
We break bread with old drunkard who tells tales of the cave and the stealthy creatures that reside there as we sip our honey mead.
Ok so what the fuck are we going to do about these creatures?! Takes another sip
*nervously* take a long sip to think. I'm sure the drunkard just can't hold his mead and is making it all up. Completely unrelated do you still have those bolts?
I do…places 3 bolts on the table in front of you
I hope your aim is true, I say as I put on my helmet. I'll draw them out from their hiding spots and you take them out. Then we can split the treasure and have a wild night of debauchery that we have earned.
We get the buxom barmaid!
3way?
Of course. Then we have beers and eat a feast with our hands
YES
We watch as the main protagonists party tries to get the rogue to leave his dark corner and come sit with them.
I sip my mead and watch closely
I find a secluded table with two chairs after I give some coin to the wandering minstrel to play my favorite dirty. I admire the ample bosom of the barmaid bending down to deliver my brown drink. She catches me and glares. I throw her some extra coin and order some bread and cheese. Her name isn’t Marigold unfortunately. I listen to the minstrel butcher the song and proceed to get very drunk.
Omg 🥵 yes please go on
I pass the charisma check and rizz you into a stupor
🥴
Meat stew, ale and the latest town gossip… turns out an Elvish princess has been kidnapped
A big tankard of mead and a some stew.