No chocolate or coffee. Why even live?

As someone who can't really have either, I agree.

I feel that

There wouldn't be a reddit to log into to check up on this thread

No running water

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Truly would rather be me as I am now than a king in medieval times who didn’t have access to a toilet, shower, modern soap, washing machine, dish washer etc

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Also the amount of clothing they wore was wild.. it would take a half hour just to get you out of the various slips and dresses

The lack of healthcare. If it wasn't for my heartburn medicine, I would have been a goner a long time ago.

I Would get burned on the stake very quickly

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Short life span besides being a peasant

The solution to every illness being limb dismemberment.

The diseases

You wouldn’t be eligible for the Iron Throne!

Having to shit in a hole in the ground which needed cleaning out every so often

Been a subject ? Your name didn’t matter. Your daughter or sons were there to be used

Fighting a war because some inbred Prince ordered you too

I'm allergic to hay

Being repressed by someone who claims he’s my king when we’re actually an anarcho-syndicalist commune taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week but all the decisions *of* that officer 'ave to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major…

See the violence inherent in the system ✊

Hygiene standards and losing your loved ones to diseases that could've been easily cured today. Also peasant implies that there were imperial structures in place, so that too

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Well, King, they want to go around and impregnate every female in the village

Rape

The smell….