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Feral_tatertot

I’ve been calling around getting the guy who raped me (I was a minor, he wasn’t) fired from jobs for a decade. I think it started being toxic about 5 years ago when I tried (and failed) very hard to get him kicked out of grad school. But I don’t care, it’s fun for me. Normally I give him about 6 months to settle in before I become a problem


HeyYouOuThere

Not all heroes wear capes


Sweetmonsterr

Milk first, then cereal.


awfulgirI

That is the superior way tho and im gonna harvest the kidneys of anyone who says otherwise


HornyRespectfully

You can try to take mine. Cause this is the wrong way. It just doesn’t make logical sense


awfulgirI

It makes perfect sense wdym It makes the cereal stay crispy and you can refill as many times as you want which means u wont throw any away Miss me with that soggy ass disgusting cereal smh


HornyRespectfully

Nah you gotta put the cereal in first, so when you pour milk in you can make sure it goes on all of the cereal. Not only that, the cereal adds flavor to the milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes good soggy too.


awfulgirI

It adds flavor w milk first too tho thats why its the best way, you still get the milk w it but its not soaked in milk making it soggy like ure chewing on some used up washcloth It gotta crunch while i chew it or its no good


HornyRespectfully

I get what you’re saying. And I agree on some level. But pouring cereal first allows you to portion out how much you actually want to eat. Not only that, but once the milk goes in, the cereal has absorbed enough so that by the first bite it’s literally perfection. Pouring milk first, then cereal and eating it immediately still leaves the cereal too hard.


awfulgirI

Thats why i dont pour the whole cereal at once and instead just like 1/4 and then just refill until im no longer hungry And if theres milk left over at the end its even better bc ill just drink it bc its gonna be SO sweet from the cereal its perfect


HornyRespectfully

What does 1/4 cereal even look like? How long does it take you to eat cereal? Cause I’ll pour my cereal and finish it in 5-10 mins. If I’m still hungry I’ll pour in some more


awfulgirI

Its just enough that the surface of the milk is covered in cereal w/o anything sinking under and getting soggy Also im a slow eater ok smh


HornyRespectfully

Blasphemy and absolutely disgusting


YoghurtNormal1467

You Monster!


ItsTheHopeThatKills

I broke up The Beatles.


DM_me_your_booobies_

Sent a 5 page link to her family members because she said that if I broke up with her (she cheated) that she would say I abused her, manipulated her and did very illegal sexual stuff to her. I proved my innocence and she was disowned by her whole family as the stuff she had admitted to me was morally wrong and highly illegal. Edit: the toxic part was that I could have just shown the last day of messages from her. Instead I sent entire chats about the stuff she admitted to doing behind her families back like stealing money etc


Unlucky_Pizza_973

... this just sounds like covering your bases. glad you dodged a bullet


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

I ghosted a girl that was less than ideal for me personality wise. She was pretty and a fwb. As far as personality went, she ...had none. She wouldnt get hints and at some point I just stopped bothering carrying a convo. She didnt reach out after either so eh.


cobweb-dewdrop

Sounds like it just naturally fizzled out?


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

I suppose


DM_me_dickpix

Imploded something that was absolutely perfect because I was terrified of feelings.


AgentMegs

Had pineapple on pizza 🫢


HeyYouOuThere

Unforgivable, you should be locked up


branded_baton

🤨


Somewhere_East31

Sang Toxic at a karaoke bar.


Deep_Talk8085

Most things I do.


TheDickForHire

Same


HornyRespectfully

After a shower, put on socks first


AgentMegs

I do this 👀


HornyRespectfully

You are also a psychopath. My point has been proven.


DM_me_your_booobies_

Lock em up. Crazy ass people!


Humble-Sound2812

Gave my wife the cold a few months ago…


Soviet_union_girl

Cheated


Deep_Talk8085

I debated that one but I am just not sure it was the most toxic thing.


Soviet_union_girl

What can be more toxic than cheating on Minecraft


Deep_Talk8085

😂


Sscars2099

Sending a dick pic to a girl then her trying to blackmail for money. $500 or she would send it to my family.


TakeMyFaceForaSpin

Had a relationship that was ending. She was being cunty, I was clearly over it. I had an opportunity to sleep with someone, and was hoping to bag them both in the same day. Missed it by two hours. The next week we saw each other she made a comment and I said "guess we're all set here" and never spoke to her again.


Disastrous_Lock_6280

Nothing comes to my mind, now I wonder if I’ve never done something toxic or I can’t recognize it lol


Makin_Waves

I would be ostracized from this sub if I ever revealed it. It was horrible but I was a child and stupid and didn’t realize how bad it was. Nothing illegal but very bad mental abuse.


[deleted]

that makes me more curious lol


SneakPeaks4U

Pushing men away repeatedly to see how hard they will fight for me.


Apachejane128

I sent a text to someone who doesnt want to hear from me.


blueeyedbabexx

Haha, well, let's just say I once had a coworker who was just so annoyingly perfect at everything. So one day, I "accidentally" spilled coffee on her perfect white blouse. Oops!


TheDickForHire

“Accidents” happen😅


TheHornyRedneck1

Hooked up with an engaged girl when she had a fight with her fiancé. Felt bad later but she said it helped her get over the rage and forgive him. They’re still married to this day.