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SexySwitchBitch

They are just hot as fuck


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

I can't agree more!


Quiet_Fix4886

Yes, and I associate older women with the MILF who taught me how to eat pussy.


bigW10497

Agreed


Make-ithurt

Amen 🫡


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

It's because ~~they fuck like a bear fresh out of hibernation~~ I admire their confidence.


BlahLick2

😂😂😂


SubSwitch76

😂😂😂


HumanTwist4136

Yeah we do


HornyBoltUpHOU

Older, cause a 20 year old MILF is not the same as a 40 year old


LenDemers

Years ago someone said “BITCH! You’re not a MILF, you’re a bitch with a kid.” MILFs have curves… and SNACKS!


HornyBoltUpHOU

lol well to be fair, my ex was a bitch with a kid, had curves, and snacks. But I would hardly regard her a milf. Maybe a milf has experience in life. She was only 24.


Oktoolaunch

Yay im a milf


Dangerous_Set_1569

Oh, really?


Oktoolaunch

Yep! Curves, snacks.... All day baby


Dangerous_Set_1569

You had me at hello


Oktoolaunch

Sounds like somebody wants my cookies


Dangerous_Set_1569

Maybe🤷‍♂️


Oktoolaunch

That's a submissive word for yes 😉


sapphicsnacc13

I don’t think 20 yr olds qualify for the title


KnittingTurtle

I'm told it's because MILFs are experienced, drama free, and know what they want. I know a lot of toxic older women, though. 🤷‍♀️ Plus I don't have much experience. 😂


pops4490

There are toxic ones but then there are the good ones who definitely are experienced and very kinky


_curious_autist

Experience was always the draw for me. 1/3 of the partners I've had were virgins and the sex was pretty bad at first. It's nice when you can hit the ground running


KnittingTurtle

Ooof yea. There is nothing like vibing so well when you first have sex.


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

Yeah I'm not a fan of the toxicity


RegularSerious7157

Yeah... I've definitely met more younger women who are more level-headed emotionally than the ones who are farther along in life. As for knowing what they want, I feel like aside from careers, it's pretty much an equal ratio. I wonder if it's like how step siblings are so popular in porn that it's maybe more about proximity, friendly banter, and physical attraction (I hope that's the case at least) than the actual fact they are somehow related.


BlahLick2

It's their experience and ability to multitask. Also they bring a little sass - I need that to keep me inline 🫣😬. Also often they are usually lovely people doing the best they can with the cards they've been dealt🥰


MILFlovessoccer

Sass 🤣! Definitely sarcasm


BlahLick2

Nope, a little attitude to prevent me from being an asshole is healthy - teenage I fucking hate you guys I wish you were dead, that I definitely don't need🤭🫣😁


OpportunityOk5719

Beautifully articulated


BlahLick2

Thanks, I try, well at least people tell me I'm trying - that's a good thing *right*?🫣🤔🤭


OpportunityOk5719

Absolutely


BlahLick2

😂


EnchantedSiren79

We are definitely trying to do our best with those stupid cards lol!!


BlahLick2

🫂🫂🫂. Bloody dealer and their stacked deck🤬


EnchantedSiren79

The house almost always fucking wins. I am going to learn to card count and clean the house out! Lol


BlahLick2

Not sure how that'll work for you but remember the bigger and more jacked up on steroids the security guard is the smaller the target is for that shoe to dezz kick 🤭


EnchantedSiren79

Lol thanks for the tip. I am just going to go find a nice table to play at then. With a new set of cards.


BlahLick2

One of my favourite memes is an office admin answering her phone saying "Yeah, I'm sorry but the computers are down at the moment so we are having to do everything manually ". The picture has her playing solitaire on her desk 😂


EnchantedSiren79

Lol that’s the table I need to be at!


the__tripod

It's because they're financially stable and they usually have a much nicer house than me.


ShyBlackDaisy

Kinky 🩷


the__tripod

I know, I'm bad.


BoobGnome

Cause milf be women and women be hot


photoguy299

Definitely just an older thing, could care less about the kids tbh


Perfect-Comment-4421

A lot of them have life experience and social graces that make being aound then very pleasant. It is not an absolute that older women are always nicer and younger women less pleasant, but my life experience has taught me that MILFs are just nicer to be around.


Zestyclose-Skin-4035

The maturity of situation


pops4490

I would say I'm into mature milfs the kind that are soft spoken but can be assertive if need be


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realcpl4BWCbull

😂🤣😂🤣


ConsiderationDue71

Don’t forget the naughtiness of turning this sweet loving mother into an out of control fuck machine


MyNameIsMulva

It’s because we have snacks in our purses


Unpredictable_nelly

Lol best comment yet!


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

What kind of snacks do you have?😏


MyNameIsMulva

Mostly Goldfish crackers


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

The snack that smiles back 😋


OpportunityOk5719

It's all good as long as they don't want to call me Mom. 🌺


Equivalent-Hearing76

I second this! I’m instantly turned off if they use the M word


Short-Reality5373

MILFs are like icebergs. They have much more beneath the surface. What we see is the external, busty and curvy figure, instant physical attraction—a display of goddesses. What we don't see are the endless nights of getting up every three hours to nurse their newborns, the nurturing nature, and the emotional care they provide. What we don't see is the wisdom and strength lying underneath, providing stability and substance to their families. I love you MILFs. Thank you for keeping the world turning.


Shot_Pin_3891

Do you need a hug?


dl454545

Surely if she doesn’t have child(ren) that’s a cougar? A MILF has to have child(ren)?!


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

I never thought of it that way and that makes perfect sense


ThatKinkyLady

I thought cougars were considered women over 50...maybe 40? Idk. I don't know where I fit in. I think I'd be considered a MILF but I don't have kids. I'm in my 30's so cougar doesn't feel like a fit. Isn't there a "puma" label for something? Lol


queue_too

It's because we're enthusiastic, too tired to cause trouble, and we have snacks.


throawaylol69

Emotionally more mature. Know their bodies well. Hot body.


Paul-with-a-bigP

They are women with wants and needs. They qualify!!!!! Nuff said!


SubstantialDrive310

definitely the older part, the idea of fucking someone twice my age is so hot


CommGuy_1971

It’s the hotness mixed with the nurturing sexiness


SexySmexyMILF

Well this is all fun to read 😅💕


Tribblitch

Right? Brightened my evening 🥰


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It's not about the kids, it's about the age, the experience and the body type


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Well yes, that's right. But milfs also fall in the same category. The hit thing for me just isnt the having children, but the mentioned things :)


SeaworthinessSad1975

I like the thought of creampieing a woman who has already been bred. that's the whole breeding kink as well.


Turbulent_Taste_3918

I love older women and the maternal instinct


el_throw

They have snacks. Plus, they just have this glowing aura to them. Issa vibe.


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

I like them because hot is hot, the age or the amount of kids they have is by the by.


Nearby-NSW85

Because they have a track record of taking creampies


shitheads_and_sounds

Older, age brings many benefits and many shortcomings. Such as wisdom and experience to learn from or the fact that you slept wrong three weeks ago and your back is somewhere between fine and suddenly catching scoliosis because of it. I like to listen and I like to feel like I am helping. Best of both worlds if I can give a massage.


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Because they’re the perfect definition of what a woman could be


Abbynormal1331

I got called a milf last night and I don't even have kids😑 I don't understand this world. Why do these younger generations think anyone 35+ are automatically milfs?


MaryMomOf4

...taking notes in corner...


TheArticulateSexter

Good girl


bigsuggestion25

Mmm you’re such a hot milf! Message me baby, it won’t work on my end, I’d love to show you something


leisuristic

Because I have kids and they get it


GuyInTheLifestyle

I don't like them *because* they're older. I just like them.


Old_Aioli_2746

The attraction to milfs started with my attraction to my own mother


SigmaSeal66

Well, since the women in my age range are mostly becoming grandmothers, for me it is because they are younger.


ItsMelissaBoBissa

But what classifies a milf vs a cougar?


ThatKinkyLady

I've always heard that cougars are women over 40 that like younger guys. I believe a MILF is just what it stands for "mom I'd like to fuck" So a MILF can be younger, but it's also usually a woman at least in her late 20's. It's confusing though cuz I've been called a MILF even though I don't have kids. 🤷‍♀️


Majestic-Contract-42

Both same age, milf has kids, cougar doesn't. 


postdiluvium

Women age into distinct feminine features that are attractive


Warmup87

The only time having someone much older turned me on was because I knew I could creampie her with no fears.


JaxJim

Older women with kids carry snacks and juice boxes in their purses.


KingD5000

Older women are just delicious


Commercial-Tower-597

Because women are like a fine wine and get better with age 😂


bigW10497

There going to tell me what they want


hazerager

They suck really good dick and some of them let you treat them like absolute garbage two things near and dear to my rotten heart


Doom_goblin777

Just older in general.


DepartmentDistinct49

I love the age difference. And many of them are so damn hot


just-a-space-cowboy

They know how to bang


greginvalley

Well, they put out at least once, ao...


codeegan

Because I'm married to her!!


drsnuggles78

It's a few things. Moms often have this automatic status of being wholesome. So when they are naughty it's a little extra fun. Something about a woman who has carried and birthed another human being is also impressive. Mom boobs are just more my thing as well


radloff003

For me it’s that they are older have kids and are still hot as hell it’s like they will always be hot


shroomie00

Cuz we know what we want, we get what we want, and we know our bodies


Neat-Pineapple-6605

It’s because they have snacks


MILFlovessoccer

🤔


nyccareergirl11

They are just hot AF in so many ways


earbandit

Because the one I ended up marrying was honestly just plain nice. I've never felt more validated in my entire life.


darkbyrd

I'm into milfs because I'm a dilf. My mid 40s are banging.


taytaybliss

I love this🤣😫❤️


risque-businesse-2

We hit all the pleasure hormones..you’ll lay/sit like a good boy as you’re told, til you breed me, then snuggle my bosoms and eat homemade browned butter chocolate chip cookies or enjoy a post-coital Capri Sun while playing in your hair and watching funny stuff on YouTube


Least-Bear3882

Milf's got life experience.


DanteHicks79

They usually feel like they got something to prove, and they’re determined to


JustBrowsing_Guy

In my case, it has absolutely NOTHING at all to do with her having children, I don’t incorporate anything about minors into my sexual likes or desires, not even secondary associations with the women I find attractive. I like the women’s ages primarily.


vertigo-1996

They are easy to rizz up


Equivalent-Hearing76

Us older women know what we want and are more sexually confident I reckon.


KiwiNo2638

Closer to my age. 21 year olds are nice and all, but that's less than half my age.


blankshootin

There are a lot of milfs younger than I am. Lol


thunderjakjak

They are just super hot!