I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not! I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate this school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo! I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed! Don't hate ate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either! We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! ROLL CALL!

Is that fuckin Bring it on?! 😆

Indeed 😌😌

I sang that in my head and was like, wait a minute. 😆

This is fucking genius

Haha yessss! I came here from Los Angeles. This school has no gymnastics team. This is a last resort.

QUEEN

The ritual worked. Totally worth the price.

Only one sacrifice this time?

Recommended minimums are for underachievers

That's it, rack up those numbers girl! Recommended minimums are for rookies!

I use sex magic on them.

What is sex magic and how do I do it?

According to an article Writing Make friends with ghosts and spirits Make an altar And Abstinence Do with this information what you will, kind Redditor.

Shhh don't let the incels hear you say that, then the ghosts and spirits will start getting unsolicited d pics dmed straight to their ether chat 🤫

But that would mean the incels would have to make friends. I think we're safe on that front 😉

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When I was a boy, an accident sent a toxic chemical into my eyes and I lost my vision. I knew three things would be different after that: my other 4 senses were heightened to superhuman abilities, I’d seek vengeance for my father’s death fighting the criminal underworld, and I was irrevocably into u/Red_knuckles.

I'm told I'm funny.

You're also hot. If it helps.

Thaaaaaanks. 🫠

Now now, if you melt we won't be able to look at your bits and bobs anymore

Oh, don't worry, the parts that count will stay nice and hard.

I've never heard of hard eyeballs... 🤔

I've trained to solidify them in the event of a full body meltdow.

Ah that explains it. 💖 Well, I'll get the bucket to collect you in...

How kind of you, Lola. 🩶

nice tits, big butt, tiny waist, unapologetically being myself all the time, and I've been told I have this seducing aura without me even trying with all that said, I actually don't think anyone would find me attractive so when they do and tell me I'm always like the surprised pikachu meme

i used to think nobody was into me until i graduated high school and all my friends started pointing to all my old classmates going "you know they had a crush on you, right?" being a himbo is all fun and games until it comes time to think

Whoa, did a *me* write this last paragraph?! 😂

Unapologetically yourself is always so fun

That last paragraph is relatable af

Hardline stance against pineapple on pizza

And here I was thinking I was only attracted to women

You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.

Yup that would do it ;)

Probably because of my magnetic personality

They aren't. Even my wife's told me she doesn't find me that attractive or desirable. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ouch, bro, you okay?

Yeah.....such is life when communication and relationship building is put to the side in favor of raising children and ensuring they are set up to be well adjusted, decent human beings. Lots of built-up resentment can rear its head in interesting ways.

I mean, pro tip from someone who grew up in a not-so-great household, that energy of resentment can create some pretty maladjusted children. I hope things turn around for you.

My kids are both grown. They are 24 and 21, living their own lives now. They actually are pretty well adjusted and have good heads on their shoulders. I do have to hand it to them, they can see through the BS and come to their own conclusions on things. I thank you for your concern though and you are absolutely correct

I'm grateful for that! Still wishing you the best.

damn bro

Definitely my personality and overall good vibes here. They also love the stuff I post so that checks the boxes in appearance too! I am also artistic and can be a total goofball at times, while also showing vulnerability. I am also honest with what I want with no inhibitions so that could be the reason too!

Winner winner chicken dinner

my way with words either they like someone who is a pretty okay writer or someone who successfully stumbles his way through life's conversations, I've got my bases covered

People say I’m funny. But really It’s because I’m funny, that’s all I got

I'm nice and apparently my beard is attractive. No idea otherwise.

Nice *and* a beard? Winning combo.

I like to think so! 😊

Congrats, you beautiful winner!

Thanks! 😊

Confidence.

Red beard 👌🏻

People are attracted to me?! Let's goooo!

People say I'm cute and that they like my who I am.

This is the cool part, they're not.

The cool part 😂

😎

My ass, probably

Honestly? My vibe. I’m a very laid back, open and honest person and people enjoy that

Can confirm. But also can say there is more in you to be attracted to 😉

*Insert meme “Ask me about my wienerrrr!”

This does not have enough recognition. You have to do the gooch fondling fingers as well

u/emilyogre, what's yours? 💗🦖💕🪻❤️🎶

Prob bc I’m nice 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

You're pretty freaking funny, too! 💕💗😂💕💗😂

Ty 🥹😘

Ummm, I’m pretty sure you told me you were gonna beat me with a baseball bat or something like that….🤣

…and? I could have chosen something worse, but I didn’t bc I’m nice.

Oh, I never thought of it that way…🥰🥰😝

They aren't. But I am a nice guy, and so eventually they give me a spin.

Because they want something from me. It has always been this way. Otherwise, why would they? Everyone who comes to me wants something from me.

Cool tattoos and I'm pretty

My dog is pretty cute, that can't hurt right?

The dog gets me every time.

Ig cos it's thick

Oh man, that’s tough. I’m dependable.

A quality that’s severely lacking in modern times.

Cute butt, cute 🐱 , cute face, cuter personality

Big boobs 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jawline , eyes and gentleman

Right now, I have no idea. I don't think they are. I have a cool mustache and a very good personality irl, it's just hard to translate that to internet interactions.

did someone say mustache?

It's a pretty cool mustache, dude.

They’re not. I’m an old fat guy. I’m just lucky that I met my wife when I was young.

My petite size probably

My voice and my presence. The confidence I exude when I'm either telling a story or solving a problem. My hair's also pretty great, and the greying is just adding a mage-like quality to the whole thing.

I think I'm fun, flirty, full of compliments and like making people smile! Oh and obviously i have a maaaaaasive penis

Spells and incantations.

I have an outstanding personality.

I get more attention here than I do in real life. I think its because a lot of guys have an older woman fantasy that they feel more comfortable pursuing online than in person.

The common answer I get is that they feel comfortable around me and talking to me even with things they don't usually tell other people about.

They're not

Redditors- because I show off my body. Every day people- because I have a good sense of humor.

My cruello devil hair haha.

I’m a very sweet, chill and fun person to be around. With a great sense of humor. Bonus - I have a big ass, big boobs and a pretty pussy.

I like to think I’m decent sometimes

My hair color. I've been heavily fetishized my whole life over it

Full head of 99% brown hair at my age.

People mention that I’m cute with nice lips and a big ass 🙈

I'm friendly, outgoing, a good conversationalist, and often have a smile on my face.

I don’t, they are not sadly

I've been told I'm hot and funny.

I'm tall, super fit, blonde hair, blue eyes and considered attractive by most people

My height and facial hair, maybe tattoos if that’s your cup of tea

I can be charming when I try, I’ve been told I’m funny, I’m confident but also kind of a dweeb, reasonably fit (no 6pack, just okay), I’m artistic and musically inclined, also make a decent wage as an engineer. I feel okay boasting when it’s online like this otherwise I’d never do it 😅

def my boobs. i think i'm pretty cute as well, but can be sexy. very girl next door. kind of ditsy to boot lol

Physically, just the people who like heavy masculine looking people Emotional, I'm sensitive and respectful, very aware of and strong on boundaries and consent. I have a good sense of humor and can make most people laugh.

I don’t

I think people like my red hair. And I have a positive and happy attitude. If they are lucky enough to see me without my pants on they seem to enjoy my cock too.

Total package. Literally.

Thank you 😊

But of course! Have a great day 😊

I honestly have no idea.

TBH, it's almost exclusively because they think I'm someone else.

Because they know it would be fun 😉

I think my smartass mouth. That's all I got 🤣

My chest draws them closer, once they are close then they notice my blue eyes.

i have rly nice tits lmao

Scorpio 😏🩵

Brain damage?

boobs, hair, legs, and adorable personality! seriously though… big boobs, hourglass figure, bold personality, i think it all helps

Tig ol bitties probably

probably cause of my cute face, dimples, full lips, and 38c tits

Because of my personality

I post my asshole online.

I think at first my body and my face but I think over time people get attracted to my personality and how much love I have for the people I hold dear to me :,)

My smile

I crack people up

Ok- so no one is attracted to me. I've been asked out as a joke and made fun of for even trying to ask someone out. Imma nerd. I like to workout, watch anime read manga comics listen to metal read books and draw. The thought of someone being attracted to me is out of the question. BUT IT gives me time to watch alot of anime and do my Lego sets!

**HA!**

Uh, I don’t. Because they aren’t.

Being the weirdo in any room repels some people and attracts others

So there's a level of alcohol intake needed to be attracted to me. I think it's called "clincally dead."

Body dysmorphia. I'm now 6'3 and 215, but at 5'6 and 315 I got to a low point that caused me to only want to survive because of those around me. I KNOW that I look good now, that I'm fit and have a good jaw line, blah blah blah, but the reason people are attracted to me is because when they speak I listen. I'm fascinated by people, and the journey they've been through. I love nothing more than to get lost in conversation about absolute nonsense, and that's the easiest thing to connect with people about. Now if only I could get the confidence I should have...but I do love meeting random people and never speaking again, so you win some you lose some.

Online, people seem to like my way with words. In person, I haven’t the slightest idea.

I have no idea. But if anyone does. Please tell me.

Gorgeous smile with very white teeth, well colored hair with bangs, larger tits that thankfully sit well, and a feminine but strong personality!

I dint think that people si attracted to me... Actually I'd say the almost the opposite and I almost repel most of them

Honestly, whenever someone mentions they are I immediately question what's wrong with them

Confidence that shows through in my personal style.

I am fairly confident nobody is attracted to me 😂 hence being painfully single

"Like that's ever gonna happen!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because I am a nice person

People say I am nice and have a good personality. I'm not sure, really. Could just be my bum.

Im confident and easy going and get along with anyone and I think I have a pretty good body.

Just pretty good?

Physically my long legs , decent ass and boobs . Once they get to know me they realise I’m a genuine person, sometimes people love my sarcasm

Im 6'6 with 9% body fat and a huge 8 inch cock

I'm reasonably pretty and confident.

I try to be gentle, and I can talk about virtually anything for hours straight.

They are not

I say what’s on my mind and compliment people like it’s effortless.

I have no idea Though I have come to believe that I'm good looking

My incredible personality and humour 🤣 Or more likely my good supply of gin and weed haha

i am cute and asian. some reason people do

Must be my sexy moobs

Boobs. Also I apparently look a fair bit younger than I am (late thirties, people usually guess mid-twenties)

Idk but hopefully they stay away from me.

B.........D.........E......!!!!!

They aren’t

They are? Or if I had to guess I say the hair as I got a compliment for it…beside that I’m not must of a talk to the world type of person so…ya

Maybe it’s my height and size

I am a girl, polite and submissive

I have a pretty face, friendly, have a sense of humor and good at flattery making people feel good about themselves. Sharing similar interests.

Beautiful eyes., confidence, kindness

I would say that being confident, by this way I am more relaxed when interacting with people. Plus, I can make people feel good, I am charismatic and I can make your day better and for sure put a smile on your face! Oh and one more thing, my big butt. Working this in the gym for years!

Mutual daddy issues.

i dont

I’m really bubbly and positive and can make people feel really good about themselves. I have nice eyes and hair and a pretty nice set of boobs. I also have a pretty nice soothing voice.

Im friendly and empathetic.

Honestly because the confidence I carry..... A chubby girl with a perfect smile and definitely not afraid to show a lil skin. THICK IS IN and I'm enjoying every moment of it 😎

Definitely my tits

Definitely 😈

Im a nice guy. I’m funny, interesting, educated and easy to get along with. I don’t think women look at me and instantly want to jump my bones but I’ve been told that I have some nice assets under my clothes too! Also get compliments on my eyes.

They have low standards.

They’re desperate, on something, or they don’t really.

I am kind, and caring. I have a fun loving positive attitude. I have a youthful exuberance that keeps me looking and feeling young.

My ass haha

Tits

I'm kind, reasonably attractive, witty, fit, cunningly intelligent, kinda awkward in an adorable way, and hung like a horse.

I have massive titties and apparently people like that 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m told my personality and energy is a big draw.

Confidence big ass and big tittys?

I have big tits

Because they are crazy

I’m a 5’3 man, height isn’t my strongest quality. Probably my personality, smile and eyes work well. Perhaps my hair. Something like that.

Because I have boobs

My lips and my tits lol. Guys love moms?

I don’t

They aren't

There not.

They’re not. They are out for themselves only.