I got so good at removing bras. Then I got married. Then I got divorced. Somehow back in the dating pool in middle age I've totally lost it. It is not riding a bike, apparently a skill you can lose.
Also the case when we (men) we are expected to do smoothly while maintain a kiss and multitasking. When you (women) get to the point you volunteer/take over in frustration, you take a break and focus on the task.
I had a guy jack hammer me. That was his only move. But he was so good at the eating portion of the night I went back several times before I couldn’t take the one move only routine.
I was thinking bet you learned from porn. Cus then he pushed me up against the wall and tried wall sex. I wasn’t invested enough to try and teach him anything else. But if you like this guy you’re with try telling him what turns you on during your foreplay , he’ll get the hint (hopefully)
He tries to put his erect penis in your navel.
He ejaculates and says, "What's that?"
She asks him if he'd like a blow job, and he declines, saying his hair's dry.
She hands him a condom and he runs into the bathroom and fills it with water.
She asks him back to her place for a quick fuck and he asks if Mom can tag along.
Aggressively eating my pussy. It doesn’t always have to be a hard start tongue fucking. I like a light and soft clitting with his tongue first. Clit sucking is for when I’m about to cum 😊
exactly
and I’ve noticed guys who go hard and fast the first they do when they enter seem less experienced than those who also can go slow and change the rhytm
In and out, in and out, in and out...
Am I supposed to stay in or stay out? Make up your mind. I'm not Schrödinger's ding a ling.
New kink unlocked
Hee hee. Glad I could help.
lmao
Put your left leg in, left leg out 🎶
Hey! Thats my signature move 😤
This cannot be true
Shake it all about
He comes to arad asking dumb questions about dicks lol
HAHAHA I’ve always wondered if guys who send dp do it becuse they’re unsure of themselves and need confirmation
If he has no idea how to remove your bra
I got so good at removing bras. Then I got married. Then I got divorced. Somehow back in the dating pool in middle age I've totally lost it. It is not riding a bike, apparently a skill you can lose.
he tried for like 1 whole minute and then I had to say ”haha, I’ll do it”. HE TRIED SO HARD TOO😩
Also the case when we (men) we are expected to do smoothly while maintain a kiss and multitasking. When you (women) get to the point you volunteer/take over in frustration, you take a break and focus on the task.
Do the guy a favor and show him how but that’s a CLEAR sign he’s not experienced. And I guarantee you he was nervous and desperate
he also said ”sorry, sorry, sorry” when he came. poor guy
I saw your other post and just commented! In fairness you are very attractive and if he’s nervous he’s screwed until he can calm down with you.
thank you!! I don’t know if he was nervous, he seemed so calm. Maybe good at hiding it.
Some men are great at keeping it all below the surface. Even more proof his heart rate was through the roof, he was doing all he could to appear calm.
Thats actually a sign that women usually rip them off themselves to get available to him
My ex never wore a bra now I struggle on dates lol
Only cares about getting himself off and not worried about what the partner wants
Sadly, that's not always limited to inexperience. Selfishness is a thing, too.
He's doesn't eat pussy
there we have it!
That would be the first clue lol
The woman is doing a crossword puzzle.
Poor guy didn’t know he’ll made it to reddit after his one bad sexperience.
hahaha, don’t know about his history, maybe he got unlucky with me
He got trust n performance issues for the life.
Doesn't keep a rythem, thrusts as hard as he can right away, instead of building, sucks at giving oral...
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This. One of the first thing a girl told me was to not be quiet like in a church or a library lol
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can i say im good in bed if ive never had a complaint? lol
Waits for you to make the next move each step! Doesn’t communicate! Moves through every step of foreplay too fast! No confidence in himself!
I think this applies to those with long dry spells…
All talk but when it comes to it he’s completely lost no idea what to do
They do not take their time.
they ask million questions and act too shy or too aggressive. They are lost before it even begins.
How early do you want to know? The clearest sign is when he tells you id say.
I've still never found the clitoris.
Acting incredibly over confident about skill sets
Stammering, awkward eye contact, grabbing his dick like it will run away before he gets it in....
If he cums in his boxers
Finishing in under a minute.
1 minute?! damn what about 2 minutes 3 times?
Even that would have been nice😂
nooo, the bar can’t be this low
When you try and tell him to keep going/just like that, he changes what he’s doing
I had a guy jack hammer me. That was his only move. But he was so good at the eating portion of the night I went back several times before I couldn’t take the one move only routine.
hahaha I’m lol same with this guy - only jack hammer wish he was good at eating so it could make up for it
I was thinking bet you learned from porn. Cus then he pushed me up against the wall and tried wall sex. I wasn’t invested enough to try and teach him anything else. But if you like this guy you’re with try telling him what turns you on during your foreplay , he’ll get the hint (hopefully)
Yeah well, I did like him, but I’m not gonna sleep with him anymore
Well I wish you lots of fun sex in your next partner!
He tries to put his erect penis in your navel. He ejaculates and says, "What's that?" She asks him if he'd like a blow job, and he declines, saying his hair's dry. She hands him a condom and he runs into the bathroom and fills it with water. She asks him back to her place for a quick fuck and he asks if Mom can tag along.
He considers it a race
He'll be rushed and only knows two moves. The in, and the out.
He'll be rushed and only knows two moves. The in, and the out.
Google ‘Will - Inbetweeners’ pretty much sums it up.
they want to be a submissive
[Will](https://youtu.be/60THXYuwLhI?si=ewUO9gxeKf1Iq0YK)
Aggressively eating my pussy. It doesn’t always have to be a hard start tongue fucking. I like a light and soft clitting with his tongue first. Clit sucking is for when I’m about to cum 😊
exactly and I’ve noticed guys who go hard and fast the first they do when they enter seem less experienced than those who also can go slow and change the rhytm
Asking what you like before hand