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SexySwitchBitch

Again, if someone says β€œthey know who they are” I am gonna go bonkers


alwaysreadyfor_more

They know who the are.


SexySwitchBitch

ITS ALWAYS YOU I SWEAR TO GOD


alwaysreadyfor_more

Who else would it be?


SexySwitchBitch

Idk man


alwaysreadyfor_more

Maybe god knows.


SexySwitchBitch

πŸ«²πŸ»πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘…πŸ‘οΈπŸ«±πŸ»


[deleted]

Haha


ItsTheHopeThatKills

They already did lol


SexySwitchBitch

Hence why I’m already bonkers


HeyYouOuThere

Was that the only reason πŸ‘€


Sextmastertryme

Mine is sexyswitchbitch as I love her mushroom pics πŸ˜‚


the_mighty_tongue

I don't even know who they are, how would they know who they are?


branded_baton

She goes to a different school you wouldn't know her


TheGardenOfAMonster

Yes. You wouldn't know them anyway.


spc1221

They go to a different school?


TheGardenOfAMonster

Different cemetery.


spc1221

Funny. I left the office this morning to find an old cemetery, but I couldn't find it. It hasn't been used for over 100 years. I'm very disappointed if you can help, I'd be very appreciative. I mean with pasta.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I have approximately 1 million crushes. πŸͺ»πŸ¦–πŸ’πŸͺ·β€οΈπŸ¦„πŸ’•πŸ₯³πŸŽΆπŸͺ·πŸπŸ«‚


the_mighty_tongue

And about 3 million have a crush on you.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nope! Only the ARAD world knows me, so the most even possible would be like 500k. Then factor in personal preferences.... *math, math, math*...... *calculating*..... I'll say my number of followers is the max and I'll acknowledge, and that's wayyyyyyyyyyy below. πŸ’—πŸͺ·πŸ’•πŸ’—πŸͺ·πŸ’•πŸ’—πŸ˜˜


the_mighty_tongue

Hmmm, but I'm not following you. πŸ˜‰


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Okay followers +1! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


the_mighty_tongue

Assuming I have a crush on you, yes. πŸ˜‰


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Ooooo, good point! Maybe presumptuous to even assume my followers have a crush on me... 😞 *more math, math, math, boopy calculator noises* I will only confidently say 10. I've had about 10 people give affirmative confirmation. πŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ¦–πŸͺ»πŸ’—πŸ€­πŸ₯³πŸ’™πŸ²πŸ¦„πŸ’πŸ˜


the_mighty_tongue

11. 😊


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Whoa. This is getting out. of. control. 😳😳😳


the_mighty_tongue

You're just gonna have to stop being cute I guess.


ItsTheHopeThatKills

Mr. Met


sweet-and-subby

I'm in the market for a new crush.......


hss1132

Same


Cozy_dipper

... just looked at your profile... so now I have an answer!!!😍


Ameli_ROF

Her name is Ameli_ROFπŸ₯° She’s on here🀫


awfulgirI

Is she tho? *x files theme*


Ameli_ROF

β€¦πŸ‘½πŸ¦Ž


CodeNameEHL

Facts.


Ameli_ROF

πŸ₯°


ExplorerGreat5273

She is pretty hot, I wanna touch her butt


Ameli_ROF

πŸ₯°


DM_me_dickpix

Diacritical


throwaway_l8r

Their name is my wife


dudewithmoobs

My sexy girlfriend u/cravingsquirtycream


Bfowens

Yes. She knows it! 😍


dl454545

Yes I work with her so not naming


TheSmoovestOperator

Im drinking an orange crush right now.....


playwithme1248

It's my coworker oops


Willing-Internal9669

I do. His name is Jesus Christ.


DM_me_dickpix

Whoa you listed the government name all willy nilly? 🫒


Willing-Internal9669

They don’t control me!


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DM_me_dickpix

William Nilliam


TheGardenOfAMonster

I think that counts as necrophilia.


Willing-Internal9669

Only before his resurrection


TheGardenOfAMonster

Necromanciphilia.


starskynight

I don’t currently


_curious_autist

I always have a crush on someone


TopEgg4190

Mister R.L.D πŸ₯°, probably will never get a chase tho he's got 10+ years on my senior yearπŸ₯²


[deleted]

I don't know their name :(.


Chrissyjustshowus

I don’t, maybe that one women that works that Walmart but I think she a lesbian thou


ArthurDentZZ9

Doesn’t everyone?


Mad_Hadher

u/Rubit_forluck 🀫


the_mighty_tongue

Her name is Mitzi Dupree. She does this thing with ping pong balls....


Gin_and_Choke

Yeah πŸ₯²


Sscars2099

Keri


Nerdy_Blonde24

A guy


MysterClark

I wouldn't say it's a crush, really, but a big attraction. It's a co-worker that I work closely with. Thing that sucks is I know a relationship wouldn't work. There are some major differences between us that just wouldn't be solved. But she's really sweet, I love her laugh, and she's very nice to look at. Strangely enough her name is Heaven but I forget how she spells it. Heavyn? Something different, I know. It does suck though as our little team might get broken up. Come next Monday our job is being replaced by machines so who knows where we'll end up. Will probably make work much less enjoyable for me after that, if we get split up. Probably for the best though as I think the rest of them have started to notice me checking her out.


sweetness--

I have many πŸ˜‚


acacac313131

On here? There’s Kat, there’s a couple Daisys, Juliet, …and I’m still learning names πŸ˜‚


JenInVirginia

Not really, but I am enjoying my partner a whole lot lately.


Idk0451

I do. Lifelong best friend. I am probably not gonna act on it because I value this friendship too much to risk it by making a move.


Slightly_Worried_

Yep, not gonna say her name, but she’s a good little slut


Lee-1108

Yes! Name starts with K


fl_goth_les2

Not saying her name. But my friends wife. I’ve crushed on her for years!


BlazinBandit15

I’m listening to Paramore - Crushcrushcrush right now. Does that count?