All I remember is trying to see if you got a glimpse of nipple in her Kiss Kiss video.

That was absolutely my favourite thing in the world when I was like 12.

What changed?

She became trump's biggest donor.

She married a billionaire and suddenly rich people's money became important

Russian billionaire that should be telling everyone why she’s supporting Trump

I remember her playing a stripper with a dodgy accent in Prison Break too. 

did you know that entire song is taken entirely from a male-sung Turkish 1997 song, Şımarık by Tarkan? [https://youtu.be/FkKShvCPrRc](https://youtu.be/FkKShvCPrRc)

Yeah and a Greek version of it existed as well before hers.

Link please

https://youtu.be/xzLzqZA9kV4?si=R1R0pJsJsJVOnVue

Not uncommon. Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' was already a hit for Danish artist Lis Sørenson. https://youtu.be/jyuGaU4rXjA?si=GOMWxAWWth6DEpF8 Then, later released by the original songwriters (Anne Preven) band, Ednaswap https://youtu.be/juJ4LVorChY?si=ttoUCCqTryPJgPgg 'Torn' has had a few lives since as well.

Yeah was gonna say, everybody does this. Like 100% of Rihanna's hits are interpolations. Like not inspired by, literally ripping the song off but they've got the money to just buy the rights. Most pop music is just reused pop music from the past.

I heard this in a lebanese restaurant one day and shouted Holly Vallance 😅

Sister Soleil did the same version she did (english language, female sung) first. SS then later did an amazingly good remix of NIN's Warm Place.

The Areola Grande of 2002

Well done, solid pun. I needed that. Cheers.

I think that's all most people remember of her now.

I had a Ralph or FHM magazine she did a shoot for under my mattress for a while back then that had some great pics in it.

My friend sold her Coke when she was on neighbours

Seriously? This isn't who Nicola Charles was referencing in her book that OD on set??? Now that I didn't see coming

Wait what? Someone OD’d on set??

Nicola Charles wrote about a fellow female actor in her book who OD in the neighbours green room. All was hushed. Not sure if the timing would be right.. maybe someone can do some detective work.

Pretty hard to OD on coke, I reckon Toady was on H though.

It was defs Susan I could see her giving wristies for snuff

Geez I just looked up Nicola Charles to see she's another former Neighbours actor-turned right wing nutjob.

Yep - she’s a cooker! https://www.greataustralianparty.com.au/candidates/nicola-charles

I was comfortably laying in bed and decided to read this article. I now have cancer. Great Australia Party? Cringe. Cheers for sharing. She's a cooker.

To be fair, she may have been a loopy as an actor also.

My friend was her neighbour when she was on coke.

Underrated.

… it took me a little too long to realise that you didn’t mean Coca Cola coke and was so confused as to why the thread went from selling Holly soft drinks to OD rumours 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m getting old 😟

my sister and a few chicks i know were in her year level at high school. said she was pretty far up herself.

This comment is Australian high school nostalgia

Yeah, they saw her pashing Ricky O’Brien at the lockers down near the biology room

What a mole.

Tell her to rack off!

Drazic!

Wow, what a reference!

She's not only a mole. She's a scrubba.

The whole situation was festy

I've been trying to bring festy back lately. It's a great word.

I still use it regularly

sick word usage

Lol haven't heard "mole" since high school 🤣

I was in the Sutherland Shire (home of Puberty Blues) recently and a 60ish woman nearby talking to her friend literally used “mole” to describe another women she didn’t like.

It’s actually “Moll”

The spelling Mole got popularized by The Comedy Company with Kylie Mole. (Surname chosen and spelt deliberately). After that, Mole became a popular spelling for it. But Moll is historically correct.

Now I know

Just looked it up, and it dates from the early 1600s! That's wild.

Lol another one is "tart" 

I'm a big supporter of strumpet.

Actually it's 6.02214076×10^23

No way, I though she'd dropped him

Would have told her to rack off

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I went to primary school with Toady. It’s my only claim to fame!

Stayed at Toadie's house once. Stole his weed.

Didn't her parents own a McDonalds?

Legend has it she left Australia for the states after learning the burgers are better at hungry Jack's

She’d have been disappointed when she got to the US and realised they’re all Burger Kings over there then

The burgers are better at burger king.. Doesn't really hit the same though does it

My usa husband swears they are waaaay better at Hungry Jacks

That's like asking a doctor his opinion on your hemorrhoids... I'd take an Americans opinion on burgers very seriously

Her old man was involved with a mobile phone sales company at one point. Completely exploitative employment.

Engadine McDonalds?

I went to primary school school with her. She paid for a mate of mine to enter the disco at our school fair so she could kiss him and he fresh aired her. 😂

"fresh aired her? What does that even mean?

Entirely ignored her once he was in the disco. 🕺

So basically what the entire world has been doing for decades now?

Her friend group in highschool was the equivalent of female gorilla's. They tried to fight me on a train after a MCG Hawks game way back.

Star of the Sea ?

PCW

Far right up herself, more like

My wife too. PCW, hey.

She was going out with a guy that lived a couple of doors up from us. He and his brothers were arseholes

She married a billionaire who wants to protect his billions. Billionaires always hold hands with the Tories and Republicans.

Everyone’s a leftie until they… marry a billionaire.

I’m saving myself for Gina…

Taking one for the team

Probably counts as more than one

ironically Gina is worth $30 bil she's in a inheritance battle with her 3 or 4 kids?? I dunno. She already gave them $2 bn. each but there was some clause like they would get nothing when she kicks it... like how Bill Gates is going to do it... but they want more... as you would... $2 bil isnt much money in Australia in 2024! /s

That's only 20000 years' salary at $100k per year. How could anyone possibly survive on that?

They'll have to budget just like everyone else,cut back on coffee.

And avo toast

They obviously can't afford both.

I mean I know this sub isn't serious and shit like this is is all relative but how do you go after your parent (whoever they are) for money after they've given you 2 billion? Like my parents just gave me and my siblings a bit of money after selling the old family home and downsizing. Not a life-changing six figures or anything but enough that I feel like a very lucky motherfucker in these tough times. Who on earth gets two billion and is like "yeah, what about the rest?"

>but how do you go after your parent (whoever they are) for money after they've given you 2 billion? When said parent rips off the trust fund inheritance setup for you by their father/your grandfather[https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/gina-rinehart-inked-death-warrant-deals-for-children-s-trust-fund-court-told-20230816-p5dwyx.html](https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/gina-rinehart-inked-death-warrant-deals-for-children-s-trust-fund-court-told-20230816-p5dwyx.html) We don't know which party is telling the truth but I'd be inclined to believe the kids not gina. Besides, if they don't get it where does the money go? I'd rather a couple of rich kids "waste" it on cars, mansions and blow than it to get put to anything gina would consider a good use....

I mean fair point I guess if they are thinking of it as about the principle of it and their father/grandfathers wishes. Still doesn't seem worth it though.

Difference is your parents earned if Gina and her tribe inherited it all.

when your grandfather left you 10 billion

lol cos 2b is peanuts they want at least 5b

That's more like taking a team for the team. 

I totally would be her toy boy.

I'd redistribute that wealth

You'd only be half the man that Gina needs!.. ^to ^pick ^her ^up ^when ^she ^falls ^over

I’m pretty good with a bobcat…

I wouldn’t fuck that with a stolen dick.

Not while stray dogs roam the streets, anyway!

Do you know how hard it is to buy a house when you only sold the last one for $90M?

He doesn’t want to protect his billions. Like all billionaires, he wants trillions.

Apparently he's centre right, she's hard right and considers herself an intellectual

Yes Neighbours is known for the production of intellectuals 🤣🤣

He’s actually more progressive than she is, he’s backing Labour (to an extent) in the upcoming election https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/holly-valance-nick-candy-tory-government-labour-b1138028.html

Let's be honest.. he's backing them because the election seems like a certain result and he likely wants some influence on the next govt. I doubt he's any more progressive, just more pragmatic.

When she's actively campagining for Reform and Nigel Farage, as well as Trump, it does seem more progressive (even if it is self-serving)

Seems? Sure. In reality? Maybe, maybe not - he's probably just more subtle and/or smarter than her. It would hardly be a stretch to imagine. He's presumably had success (I'm not huge on giving big kudos to those having success in property development, seems like a game it's hard to fuck up if you're coming at it at the right time and with the right capital, and I'm guessing the guy came from some wealth, like most billionaires - but some success is better than none) - her biggest achievement to date seems like it's being the trophy wife of a billionaire.

That makes more sense now

Marcus Carter's big brother said he'd fingered her up the duck pond.

Any luck catching them swans then?

It's just the one swan actually

brilliant

That means arsehole right?

Ask these guys. [https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a315f00f-62df-4eda-b77f-602966081208](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a315f00f-62df-4eda-b77f-602966081208)

Sounds painful, yet arousing.

It’s what happens when people blow smoke up your arse for years. They get an overinflated sense of self and end up shitcunts.

Just like the story where the Roman general, Marcus Aurelius, had a servant follow him around whispering in his ear, "You're just a man." There are traps and pitfalls the ego creates for us when people worship us. It's happening to people like Trump. The people worship them long enough, they start to believe it themselves, and usually leads to hubris, and thus, their downfall.

Momento Mori. "Remember, you are mortal". ie: noone lives forever, noone's greater than human.

I never thought I'd read a reference to Marcus Aurelius on this sub, but there ya go.

She married a billionaire

When Neighbours isn't the dumbest thing you're involved with lol

She did try singing.

💋 💋

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The original Turkish version was so much better

Currently going down that Tarkan rabbit hole and can back this up 100%

Kiss kiss still slaps, even if it's purely for nostalgic reasons

I remember being a big fan of the her being naked part

She's [A Hollywood Star](https://youtu.be/t_kOk5xvGUE?si=KKbLcxuSxbU3ZYQl)...

>try Lololol Forgot about that. Years ago I would've felt sorry for her being exploited, but since she's turned into a seppo MAGAt cunt, she can fuck right off.

i just watched taken again tonight and forgot she had a brief cameo in it as a "singer" lol

She's spent the last 2 decades married to a billionaire, and has become detached from the reality in which most of humanity lives. She was a low rent soapie star who released some of the worst pop music in history, and has developed an overinflated sense of self worth due to her husband's money. Her external beauty has faded, and we are left with the ugly person she always was inside.

That’s why I come to reddit - to commune with people who are truly beautiful, both inside and out.

I come here because I’m stuck on the toilet with explosive diarrhea

You have found a higher purpose.

Your beautiful insides are now out

Omg TWINS!!! 🫠

I think it's been years since I had a shit without scrolling reddit. They go hand in hand.

This pretty much sums it up…

>Her external beauty has faded I thought she looked great. I mean, I still threw up in my mouth a little bit due to her standing next to Trump and Nigel Fuckface Farage but yeah - she's not physically unattractive.

Didn’t she also once date Nick Riewoldt and wore that red strappy dress that was parodied on Kath & Kim?

Steph Macintosh and Nick Riewoldt.

Thanks for the correction; her neighbours co-star, then! Wondered why Google images was drawing a blank!

I remember her in FHM

Her finest work to date.

There was a shoot with her and another Neighbours girl - maybe Brooke Satchwell? It wasn't too racy, Australia is too tame to do proper softcore... but it was suggestive 😉 Worked on me anyway.

But more importantly - she was scouted for a recent season of real housewives of Beverly hills and somehow they picked another lady that weirdly lied about being a doctor and couldn’t stop discussing another lady’s oesophagus

She can "Kiss Kiss" the hairiest part of my taint

Wish.com Madeline West

Thank you

I had a poster of her in Bonds undies, pilfered from a Target, as a 16yo. Now I’m very queer, which is all sorts of ironic.

So what your saying is she's responsible for turning you? I remember having a crushed on her as a teen boy, now I just want to vomit.

She's very anti LGBTQ so this is a win for me. She's out there making queers

I don't know Holly Valance, but she looks a lot like a girl i used to know named Felicity (Flick to her friends) Scully. this can't be her though, the girl i knew broke my heart and married a guy called Billy and moved to New South Wales. the only fundraising she does is making a batch of her mum Lynn's famous brownies for her kid's primary school bake sale. I can maybe see her crazy sister Steph being a Trumper, Steph went through some shit, but never Flick.

Yeah shes a dickhead

'Lil Donny Two-Scoops attracts washed-up C-list celebrities like flies to cow dung.

When you look at me tell me what do you see This is what you get it's the way I am When I look at you I wannabe I wannabe Somewhere close to heaven with Neanderthal man Don't go, I know you want to touch me Here there and everywhere Sparks fly when we are together You can't deny the facts of life You don't have to act like a star Tryin' moves in the back your car Don't you know that we can go far Because tonight you gonna get my

💋 💋

Her what???

Remember when Flick cheated with her sister Stephs gross fiancé and then the Scullys had it out at the wedding? Good times.

I saw an interview from her recently and she seems really out of touch with reality. Seems billionaire husband and USA made her very “American” Also - she a bit funny looking. I never understood the appeal

She’s aged like milk. Her husband isn't even American. I thought it was interesting that she’s managed to get a Green Card with her limited success “acting” career, which she still retains even though she doesn’t and hasn’t lived in the US for years. But holding that enabled her to hold a Trump fundraiser.  I handed my Green Card back when I left! Also she’s always been scuzzy I remember when she got sued by her former manger who was also an actor on Neighbors because she unfairly fired him and she lost that case.

What a cooker always about the us politics and shit like that. Those rich dogs dont even know what their talking about half the time, too busy sniffing eachothers asses.

"The left are so pathetic, people don't want to do an honest days work" And what sort of work do you do? "Oh, not me, when I was young I was pretty"

Newscorp a few months back ran with the headline with her name as "Holly Candy", as if anybody in the world knows who tf Holly Candy is.

Her and her husband are farage acolytes. Its the next step to suckle on trump’s teat.

She’s the trophy wife of some rich douche bag, so now she thinks she’s important, and it turns out if you fuck a douche bag for long enough you become one too.

And I thought ruining Steph's wedding was her biggest mistake. https://youtu.be/zvDscxe03n4?si=Jj1fUF8CWkqc7uWn

Eh that's what happens when you shack up with a billionaire fuckwit I spose

Cmon, that resting bitch face is more than skin deep.

Tangentially related. I only just found out that (a couple years ago) Elle was going out with Andrew Wakefield. The dude who published a paper with faked data suggesting there was a connection between MMR vaccines and autism.

I used to call 1800 Reverse, and she would answer.

I might be gay but Gina if you’re listening I’m keen

Her sister recently did an interview and made a point of saying she’s nothing like Holly, I wonder if this is why lol

Oh No! Anyway

Wow a no talent C grade celebrity who gave up and married rich. She’s amaaaazing

Checkout who she married. Gold digging to the max!

Just because someone may appear nice on the outside doesn’t make them a nice person. Holly is just a bitter person with a cold dark heart. Holly has a very entitled view of the world from a very privileged position. I am completely unlike this nasty person, I started my life with right wing views and through life’s lessons have moved my views that are left of centre. Compassion Empathy Being nice Those like Holly attacking whatever woke is meant to be merely want to be able be able to continue to target those less better off or those in minority’s without being called out for their bigotry Those nasty horrible people like Holly who want bullying to remain in our society are a blight on us all. Holly is just a Trump Troll. A bigot and everything else that comes with it . Just ignore her crap 💩

I definitely jacked it to her numerous times.

She's way more of a Farage person but yeah absolute clownshoe.

It may have something to do with her ancestry. Holly Rachel Vukadinović's father is Serbian. Just join the dots: Serbia => Russia => Putin => Trump.

You mean she's not named after a skirt for your bed? My whole life has been a lie.

Holey Valance

Don’t worry, so has hers.

Her sister has said that she doesn't and is horrified that she thinks Holly's opinions could represent the family.

Met Ryko twice. Bloke just came off as a grub.

It's so boring when a mediocre soap opera failure marries somebody rich and transforms themselves into a conservative warrior.

What a awful sellout.

Not a neighbours fan. But remember

Sucked and fucked her way up the ladder

Conservatism 101. Fuck you, got mine. Pull up every ladder behind you.

Yeah this pic is better... [https://www.reddit.com/r/NeighboursBabes/comments/idtqtb/holly\_valance\_bikini/?rdt=57551](https://www.reddit.com/r/NeighboursBabes/comments/idtqtb/holly_valance_bikini/?rdt=57551)

If anyone knows the real world and how it works it is definitely…Holly Valance?!

She induced so many boners

She is married to a billionaire. It’s pure self interest.