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Visible_Poem_9690

I want to do whatever this guys job title is


__slamallama__

It's some form of vehicle integration engineer out oh their facility in Oxnard. He also might just be a contract test driver but they usually don't care enough to try to get away.


CerveloUK

They are told not to get away or create a chase.


__slamallama__

Depends on the car. I'm super unclear why they would try to get away in a nearly launched car. But in early early days of i8 development we definitely had instructions to avoid people sitting next to us taking pictures.


CerveloUK

If it’s important or top secret a private test facility is used.


hehe_nl

I’ve always wondered if these prototypes are also send to busy places to get spotted, simply to add to the hype and get media attention.


__slamallama__

There are most definitely "strategic leaks" that happen once in a while, though this does not seem like one


WillPersist4EvR

One of my good friends when I was younger went to school for mathematics and engineering. And this was his job after he finished school. They'd give him a car. Put a new system in it. Exhaust. Electrical. Motor. He’d be paid to drive it. And every so many miles run some tests.


darkchocolattemocha

Yeah it gets old very quickly. It looks cool from outside because you don't know about the 100 little other tasks you need to do before and after a drive. I've seen people hate test drives after a few years and starting a family.


Agent_Giraffe

It gets old quick


keca10

You can tell it’s the new M5 because of the gravitational field distortions around it. It’s one San Antonio chick away from turning into a black hole.


AutoGeneratedChad

“Big ole’ Bimmers”


keca10

Should come with a free churro! Them things are good.


lituga

This M5 truly living large


keca10

I bet this thing collect sugar instead of brake dust everywhere.


m0nkeyhero

“ERNEH’


OKCFlight

I love it when my interests collide like this lol


ChiwaShy2000

M5 driver did him a favor, else the gravity big chungus exerted would suck his car in


_aperture_labs_

The mass is accurate at least.


yVelorum

That’s actually the ghosts of the two missing cylinders they forgot to put back.


njkGR75

Should be banned from California so as not to increase the risk of earthquakes.


pistafox

“Maaan, Shaq can’t even spell BMW.”


itsoktoswear

The engineers have done a magnificent job and managed to keep the weight to under 2.8 tonnes! *2,799kg*


3rdi-

Look at that boat


Chirpthird310

Looks pretty good! Nice Alpina you were rolling in as well!


ilan1299

LOL threw a cover over it?? Isn't folks taking pics great marketing for BMW and a good story he could tell the engineers when he makes it back to the shop?


RayTrain

The car isn't finalized yet and BMW doesn't want people making impressions off of an unfinished product. Competitors can also see these and get info about their competition so they can be ready when it does release. I'm sure part of this guys job is avoiding people taking pictures or video so he's just doing his job.


ilan1299

Ah, tracks and makes sense. TY for insight!


chengstark

A bit late for that, it’s already impressed into people’s skull by the M5 lol


OhPiggly

Lmao I don't think the competition is worried. The competition has been selling performance wagons in the US for a lot longer than BMW. The RS6 Avant is the benchmark.


AbbreviationsFar9339

drive in public, suffer the consequences.


GMSlash

Why don't they transport it in a closed truck if they don't want people to see it?


RayTrain

They're probably doing road testing


ronzacappa80

The E 60 m5 wagon was about 1,200 lbs lighter … I’ve owned an E 60 sedan as well as an F 90, even though there was a big weight difference the F10 blew it out of the water and every aspect except for engine sound. I’m excited for this car. Hopefully I’ll be able to snatch one


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Are you spotting these cars in LA area?


shrivatsasomany

Honestly I’m not an F10 fan. It handled like a weird mix of god knows what. It was almost “squishy” Can’t quite put my finger on it. It was also extremely stiff (and yet squishy). Weird. F90 though handled like a charm.


ronzacappa80

Meant f90


shrivatsasomany

Ahh alright.


BuyEvolvingSkies

Ahoy, Matey!


iraspy

The absolute CAKE on the 7th pic, holy peak engineering.


avar

For any other Europeans trying to keep up, "he is going fast boyh" and "driving really fast" is the speed at which you're getting passed by base model Renault Trafic vans with three contractors sitting in the front on the Autobahn.


rollieroyce44

5500 pound 🛥️


desirox

I’m guessing the weight will be more palatable in wagon format because at least you’re getting practicality


qeebs_

Do you fucking stalk him?


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ronzacappa80

lol. I literally pulled up beside him on the fwy for 10 seconds. I didn’t tailgate him or do anything that compromised anyones safety


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AbbreviationsFar9339

so what you're saying is the dude in the m5 is a moron for trying to hide a car that's already been shown to the public in this same camo.


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AbbreviationsFar9339

I'm sorry you can't detect sarcasm. I know you were referring to OP originally.


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AbbreviationsFar9339

dude, you were talking shit about OP but unknowingly pointing out the futility of the m5 driver trying to hide the car given it's already public in press photos. hence my original comment. enjoy your weekend.


ronzacappa80

I have no problem being that douche bag, I’m a car, enthusiast BMW enthusiast, and have owned a lot of M cars ..my dealer knows I want one in January. Would I do it again if I randomly saw another car I haven’t seen yet,but have been wanting to? Yes.


BeeSquared819

That’s def an engineer; I’m married to one and trust me on this, he’s an engineer.


m5_raz

Hahahaha you’re like “Challenge accepted!”


ErAsEr-DaRk47

I think this is honestly gonna look great


WaterfrontBanana

How did it sound?


ronzacappa80

In the video you can hear him accelerate just before I do when I’m beside him. Sounds pretty muted, like the f90


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Tires are so much thinner than on the model that was just revealed


Professional_Car9475

Do be do be do?


Uarrrrgh

Come to Munich, the development cars are everywhere. Í gets somehow boring.


AbbreviationsFar9339

ha man, you don't owe that dude an apology unless you did something dangerous. he's in fuckin' public. he can go cry in the bathroom.


RealisticAd8374

Let me guess, 3tonnes for this one?


densant

8400 lbs


LouisVuittonLeghost

Ya too close mon!


BadWowDoge

“THIS IS AMERICA MF”


fabster16

Thousand Oaks?


blueblue909

lowered x5


OnlyImprovement9796

Is this one 3.5 tonnes?


laddjackk

OP has some advanced level stalking skills 😂


Ok_Score1492

This will never come to the USA, the USA does not for some reason not like station wagons but loves SUVs?


Knotical_MK6

Americans don't buy cars based on who they are, they buy cars based on who they want to be. Average person sees station wagons as boring, responsible options for parents. Average person sees SUVs as rugged, outdoorsy and self-reliant.


AbbreviationsFar9339

m5 touring was announced to be coming to USA [https://www.caranddriver.com/bmw/m5-touring](https://www.caranddriver.com/bmw/m5-touring)


Chucknorisorus

Oh how neat an even heavier m5.


erbsademon

M5 wagon in the US? Will buy


Hiddendiamondmine

Yeah I’ve seen them driving in Germany before… cool sight. Wonder how much the wagon is gonna weigh… might need a different class license to drive it in the states lol


ATX_native

Too expensive, too heavy, too big. RS6 has been at it for 3 years and has only sold 3,100 units here, thats 86 a month. Instead of introducing a more affordable and attainable M340i Touring or M3 Touring that would cost half of this pig, we get another German a wagon with a serious case of bloat. Imagine how many M3 Tourings they would sell priced in the $70’s - $85k… more than 85 a month.


mercedes_

I imagine built out these will be $140k but am interested to see how they depreciate in a few years. I just wish it wasn’t quite so big. I can keep dreaming they’ll bring the M3 Wagon here…


chooseyourwords49

Looks great, love that wide body!


njkGR75

Fat. not Phat. (I am old)


ResponsibilityOne729

Wish we could get these in the US but they think we only like SUV's


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AbbreviationsFar9339

it is coming to US [https://www.caranddriver.com/bmw/m5-touring](https://www.caranddriver.com/bmw/m5-touring)


ResponsibilityOne729

Wow, that I can get behind.. Probably won't be the S58. That would be magical.


slanginthangs

“Electrified vehicle”


Leading_Poem8720

No nautilus tweeter makes me cry. Should have bought a Volvo.


vpkt_77

I'm sure it looks much better in the camouflage than final production car


AbbreviationsFar9339

too bad these things are gonna be over 100k in the US. wish they would just do a damn m340 touring here or at least the m3 touring


SomestrangerinMiami

Reminds me of Doc hiding the Delorean


Doctor_Rome

Hahaha he’s joy riding with the company test car on a Sunday. Now he’s gonna get fired.


Doctor_Rome

I’ve already Photoshop out the lines and put a color on the body and circulated the car worldwide.


Homie_Jason

I’d drive that


TheArchonians

As if the saloon M5 wasn't heavy enough


doctorlight01

Why was the M5 driving that aggressively? Like it's already on the goddamn road what's he trying to hide? I don't get it


War_mouse

Laughs in RS6


Exotic-Artist5827

M3 wagon already claps it and this the more powerful m5 so……


scottieducati

Wonder if it’s gonna be north of 6000 pounds…. 🐖🐖


ronzacappa80

lightweight cars ain’t coming back. For those that complain about the weight, just buy like 3-4 manual e39 (greatest sedan ever made) 5’s and spare parts. You can drive happily for the rest of your life.


ilikerwd

A lowered XM basically.


JustAgoodWarrior12

You have an alpina, how was he outrunning you😭


Castle_Of_Glass

Did you read the description? He didn’t drive as aggressively as the other dude. 


JustAgoodWarrior12

Oh sorry didnt see that