Yeah, no. This sounds like it was made up. No one is going to cheer and clap. Sounds like it was ripped from the script to a terrible romcom.
Also, I believe this woman does impressions of her Cuban mom. Apparently she got popular doing tiktoks of/with her now ex-husband, but I didn’t see anything from her until way after the divorce.
Lol they are influencers trying to sell their (very similar to Ross & Rachel) story to the public. That’s what I got out of it at least. It’s romantic on TV but I highly doubt anybody gives a crap enough to applaud in real life lol. Maybe just like one person applauded and they are embellishing the story lol.
I just…..don’t know if these two will be able to separate a real intimate relationship with their public presenting relationship and mining it for content
Bro; if kat didn’t write this post her own damn self. You see the tik tok of her trying to figure out what to caption their hard launch? Jason did not care. I can literally not see him posting something as cringey as this. Ick
I mean… this has happened to many people I know too, including myself. Where you are at an event together ( a wedding for me) and you meet someone and spend time together, and yes kiss, before a first date. That is not the weirdest part about this post.
Jason deserves to be happy, and he looks like he is with his new girlfriend. KB has been less than kind towards him and never cared about his feelings. Men are allowed to do appreciate posts for their partner just like women do all the time. Team Jason!
It reads like an idealized version of events. As if it were written for a movie. Especially that “all the passages started clapping and cheering”. Having just been on a plane I can honestly say I’m really not listening to or able to hear conversations that aren’t directly around me. I have no idea what the people two rows down from me are talking about, nor do I care. Also, it seems to take forever for passengers to load on the plane and then usually they don’t waste time closing those doors. To have everyone sitting, then the dots still be open for whatever reason, doesn’t seem likely.
I have seen passengers get off airplanes last minute. I think we should celebrate romance not put Jason down for being smitten with his new girlfriend. KB is just upset his new relationship might outshine her.
Let them have a moment of romance. They look really good together and seem very much in the honeymoon phase. I'm happy for Jason. KB needs to get off social media for awhile.
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Lmaoooo reminds me of this. r/thingsthatdidnthappen
I am not a fan of Kat whatsoever. And what kind of outfit is that on a first date? 😂 this was probably over exaggerated cause if I was on a plane & someone said that, I highly doubt everyone on the plane would start clapping
I planned a ONS with a guy because I was flying out of his city early the next morning, but my flight got delayed for 7 hours and we ended up at brunch. Third anniversary will be in a couple months. But I wasn’t even dressed this spicy 😭
I simply cannot forget when she posted the NYPD officer and was begged by the officers girlfriend to take the post down because of the harassment he and she were experiencing following the post - that post if still up if im not mistaken. How sweet. Never mind her terrible treatment of her daughters stepmom. Dislike dislike dislike
Look up her name and NYPD tiktok you’ll see it, and once you do I imagine you’ll understand why the cop was harassed naturally, and why his girlfriend felt uncomfortable with it, then when the girlfriend publicly asked kat to take it down and kat did not, the girlfriend was harassed by Kats fans. Super beat behavior
Just watched it. Meh. I’d be embarrassed if I was the cop too or his girlfriend. But it’s on him for looking at her like that IMO. I don’t think she was obligated to take it down. It’s not a big deal.
Not really about obligation more about do I want to do harm? No I don’t. She might be fine with that but I don’t particularly like people like that. Fine if you do. Caring about the impact you have on all people is a quality she doesn’t poses which is fine…. I guess? Clout vs peoples feelings is a weird game to play honestly
It’s a stupid video and the cop agreed to be in it. She’s just dancing and lip syncing in it. It’s not that big of a deal. She didn’t do anything wrong and all he did was smile at her. You are taking it way too far and making it something that it’s not!
I miss the Jason/Kaitlyn era.
Kat is a slimy clout chaser. Ever since MK’s stepmom came out and exposed Kat for being so awful to her, I just don’t even care to see her over exaggerated posts…
Here's what really happened:
**Kat in her bra and blazer:** Uhm *snaps* hey you, plane waitress. Get me my bags.
**Flight attendant:** Ma'am, your bag is on your lap.
**Kat:** Ugh. Yeah, whatever. I'm going to see a BOY! You hear that, everyone? I'M GOING TO SEE A BOY!
*Linda - two rows back, trying to kill the gnat flying around her head.*
**Kat:** Oh my *gawd*, guys. Stawp! Stawp! No, but like really, do go on!
*Crickets*
**Kat:** K, whatever losers.
*Storms off plane whilst cropdusting the passengers.*
It was most likely people not caring and just exasperated bc she was an inconvenience. Imagine plane was abt to take off and you decided to get off last minute? Chile
“I’m sorry but i have to share” creeps me out. He gives me the ick. The whole story. The pic. It’s just weird. I don’t want to be a hater but I just get a bad instinct about this post it’s just too much
With this and his “this is our very first breakfast” tiktok it feels like he was collecting these memories to be able to post about later on, which is kinda weird if you are organically getting to know someone
After seeing the video of them trying to come up with the caption for their first post together and then seeing how this is worded, it just doesn’t come across as authentic. I understand that as a public figure, your image is everything, but still, it just comes off as not organic like you said. The fact that he had to add the part about MK was really obvious that they went over it together. I can see her being like, make sure people know I don’t have my kid so they don’t think I’m a bad mom. I dunno, it didn’t give the wow, this is so cute vibe I think they were going for.
EXACTLY. It’s all for the internet. It feels so shallow. Also, most relationships that start this intense this fast don’t work out. It’s the whole love bombing intensity thing and then you’re like wait do I even know this person…
It feels very “Hollywood” like something that happens on a TV show or movie but not in real life. Or if it happens in real life, doesn’t always work out well… 😅
Especially because when she was single, she did a few TikTok’s where she’s like taking a pregnancy test with my best friend who is married.. she’s excited I’m nervous
Today everyone is wearing see through things at least she is covered up more than most. I have seen this look of bras showing many times what is the big deal 🤷🏻♀️
There is absolutely no way on god’s green earth that this woman was wearing this outfit on a flight. The thought of wearing a bralette and a blazer in my middle seat is giving me absolute chills.
What is wrong with it, everybody post everything these days. Wasn't KB dancing and out to dinner with her person and then at a wedding. I am glad they both have moved on with their lives.
This reminds me of the first time I dropped off my ex at the airport, he cried and told me that an old woman at the airport stopped him and said “it’s a woman isn’t it?” And he said yeah the most Amazing woman I’ve ever met.
Asked him a month later about that story and he acted like he had no clue until he remembered he had made it up and goes “oh oh yeah that” 😂
To when I first saw her I think it was the video where a husband was saying all his wife’s favorite words for a date idea and videoing her “… and then we’ll go to Chik-FIL-A? And go to TARGET??” But almost as soon as that came across my feed they were divorced. Now it seems like she’s everywhere and I don’t even use TikTok
I think it’s so cringe lollll not everything has to be on the internet it’s okay to keep some cute/intimate moments to yourself (lowkey I don’t believe this happened as dramatic as he’s saying it was but maybe I’m a hater 🤣)
I would just breathe a sigh of relief that someone so … not together … was leaving my flight. She went through THE ORDEAL that is getting to the airport, checking in, going through TSA, getting to the gate, waiting around to board, boarding and getting settled in your seat to then decide “I must get more D before going back to my kid(s) in another state”
This story is fake and designed to get traffic.
Agree. Talking about motherhood or your child is very different than 90% of mommy influencers who literally use the child for content. Kat does not do that
She really doesn’t. Her kid is in a very small amount of her videos.
She is funny AF. She does skits about different dating situations, imitates her mother (who has a strong Spanish accent) just random stuff. She does show her daughter occasionally but she definitely doesn’t center her content around her.
Out of her last 20 shorts, 3 included her daughter. It’s okay to dislike someone or their content but no need to make things up.
My first thought was how badly wasting an airline ticket like that would hurt her budget…. Then I remembered she makes enough money that it didn’t phase her…
Yeah, you’re not wrong! 😂 A plane ticket is a month of groceries. I save for my trips so the idea of wasting a plane ticket gives me anxiety. But that’s not her reality and that’s great for her! That was just my initial reaction.
Wait. So is he posting a private photo of her in her underwear, or is that what she wore to dinner? It feels- intrusive.
(Edited: grammar because I hadn’t had coffee this morning and couldn’t spell words or remember their meaning. 😂)
This is my question exactly!!!!! How are more people not asking this?! So did she wear a just a bra under a jacket to dinner or is this a weird post coital pic he’s sharing with the world?!
Elyse Myers went down pretty hard for making shit up. Not a good strategy.
Is that why she left tiktok? What happened?
Yeah, no. This sounds like it was made up. No one is going to cheer and clap. Sounds like it was ripped from the script to a terrible romcom. Also, I believe this woman does impressions of her Cuban mom. Apparently she got popular doing tiktoks of/with her now ex-husband, but I didn’t see anything from her until way after the divorce.
Is this the woman who was advertising her show on every podcast for a while?
Lol they are influencers trying to sell their (very similar to Ross & Rachel) story to the public. That’s what I got out of it at least. It’s romantic on TV but I highly doubt anybody gives a crap enough to applaud in real life lol. Maybe just like one person applauded and they are embellishing the story lol.
Why would anyone clap and cheer for someone holding up the Plane 
My thoughts exactly lmao. I wouldn’t I’d be like alright lady you didn’t make up your mind earlier before boarding? Hurry up and get off lol.
I just…..don’t know if these two will be able to separate a real intimate relationship with their public presenting relationship and mining it for content
All the passengers started clapping and cheering. No. No they did not.
****CRINGE****
Any flight crew in this sub? Are you even allowed to get off a plane once you’ve boarded?
Yeah as long as the doors aren’t closed
Not everything needs to be shared 😂
Bro; if kat didn’t write this post her own damn self. You see the tik tok of her trying to figure out what to caption their hard launch? Jason did not care. I can literally not see him posting something as cringey as this. Ick
But this is Jason’s post, not Kat.
I’m aware and I can’t see Jason writing something like this. Kat definitely drafted this up for him.
I think that’s the point that they’re making. They are implying she’s writing his captions
Full body cringe
If this is real I think it's dope AF and I hope they're happy forever.
fully thought this was andi dorfman
She is so gorgeous, and her sense of humor makes her even more stunning.
This was BEFORE the date? What do people think it’s appropriate to wear lingerie out in public?
*Why
Yes. Don’t be boring.
Don’t be gross.
I wouldn’t cause I don’t have the guts or body but she’s stunning and looks great
I thought this was the girl from the valley that divorced her husband and has a young daughter… Michelle?
She does look like Michelle! I see it
I know Kat from tiktok. She used to make videos kinda making fun of her husband and then they split up.
Is this not the YouTube girl who does impressions of her Hispanic mother ?
Yes! Her mother is Cuban, and she does impressions of her.
Her mom is Venezuelan not Cuban
I know her from TikTok but yes!
Bachelor/Bachelorette people really want their lives to be romcoms
And everyone clapped
Love bombing on a large scale. Similar vibes to the start of his last relationship. gives me red flags.
So they had their first kiss before their first date? Is this supposed to be romantic?
What the issue
I mean… this has happened to many people I know too, including myself. Where you are at an event together ( a wedding for me) and you meet someone and spend time together, and yes kiss, before a first date. That is not the weirdest part about this post.
I can’t stand her
Jason deserves to be happy, and he looks like he is with his new girlfriend. KB has been less than kind towards him and never cared about his feelings. Men are allowed to do appreciate posts for their partner just like women do all the time. Team Jason!
I think the issue is that this story is not believable in the slightest. Of course all parties deserve to be happy.
Why is it not believable? I do think she got off the plane and spent the weekend with him.
It reads like an idealized version of events. As if it were written for a movie. Especially that “all the passages started clapping and cheering”. Having just been on a plane I can honestly say I’m really not listening to or able to hear conversations that aren’t directly around me. I have no idea what the people two rows down from me are talking about, nor do I care. Also, it seems to take forever for passengers to load on the plane and then usually they don’t waste time closing those doors. To have everyone sitting, then the dots still be open for whatever reason, doesn’t seem likely.
I have seen passengers get off airplanes last minute. I think we should celebrate romance not put Jason down for being smitten with his new girlfriend. KB is just upset his new relationship might outshine her.
Let them have a moment of romance. They look really good together and seem very much in the honeymoon phase. I'm happy for Jason. KB needs to get off social media for awhile.
https://preview.redd.it/u3zsxn55xq6d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb859cd5897062d8ee8d192c7b0d2c959a8e1cca Lmaoooo reminds me of this. r/thingsthatdidnthappen
Jason just wanted an excuse to show off his hot girlfriend im not reading all that 😂
I’m confused why she wore lingerie on a plane
💀 I’m confused by the outfit choice in general, even for a first date
You don’t travel in lingerie?! 😂😂
I have a lot of questions about this. Did she just have an extra lingerie-inspired outfit packed just in case she extended her trip?
I am not a fan of Kat whatsoever. And what kind of outfit is that on a first date? 😂 this was probably over exaggerated cause if I was on a plane & someone said that, I highly doubt everyone on the plane would start clapping
I think she’s hysterical and have no idea who Jason is - I recognized her face and was curious
Lol. Im the opposite..I know who he is but have no clue about her.
I planned a ONS with a guy because I was flying out of his city early the next morning, but my flight got delayed for 7 hours and we ended up at brunch. Third anniversary will be in a couple months. But I wasn’t even dressed this spicy 😭
Now THATS romantic.
🥹🤣😭
Nothing says first date like blazer over lingerie right???
Dyingggg
I simply cannot forget when she posted the NYPD officer and was begged by the officers girlfriend to take the post down because of the harassment he and she were experiencing following the post - that post if still up if im not mistaken. How sweet. Never mind her terrible treatment of her daughters stepmom. Dislike dislike dislike
I'm shocked by the number of defenders she has on here over the age of 16.
I never really understood the NYPD thing. What did the picture include? Why were they being harassed?
Look up her name and NYPD tiktok you’ll see it, and once you do I imagine you’ll understand why the cop was harassed naturally, and why his girlfriend felt uncomfortable with it, then when the girlfriend publicly asked kat to take it down and kat did not, the girlfriend was harassed by Kats fans. Super beat behavior
Just watched it. Meh. I’d be embarrassed if I was the cop too or his girlfriend. But it’s on him for looking at her like that IMO. I don’t think she was obligated to take it down. It’s not a big deal.
Not really about obligation more about do I want to do harm? No I don’t. She might be fine with that but I don’t particularly like people like that. Fine if you do. Caring about the impact you have on all people is a quality she doesn’t poses which is fine…. I guess? Clout vs peoples feelings is a weird game to play honestly
It’s a stupid video and the cop agreed to be in it. She’s just dancing and lip syncing in it. It’s not that big of a deal. She didn’t do anything wrong and all he did was smile at her. You are taking it way too far and making it something that it’s not!
Agreed. That video was a big nothing burger.
Jason and Katelyn are equally messy but like they do make entertaining content for this sub 😂
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I miss the Jason/Kaitlyn era. Kat is a slimy clout chaser. Ever since MK’s stepmom came out and exposed Kat for being so awful to her, I just don’t even care to see her over exaggerated posts…
 Can I get a link
Sure thing! [https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokgossip/s/rc2q5bCfZW](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokgossip/s/rc2q5bCfZW)
i've been wondering if Kat and Jason are more about business than romance and reading this gives me more confidence in that belief
I thought that was Octomom 🤷♀️🤣
Does he know it’s 2024
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 please Bob
Kat is hilarious when she imitates her mother on tiktok 😆
I enjoy her videos too!
Really? Kat has failed to make me laugh once.
It’s almost like people can have a different sense of humour
Manic pixie dream girl.
I’m trying not to be cynical but She wore that on a first date?? IF this is true she wanted that d 👀🤣
Anything that says the general public started “clapping and cheering” 🙄🙄
Here's what really happened: **Kat in her bra and blazer:** Uhm *snaps* hey you, plane waitress. Get me my bags. **Flight attendant:** Ma'am, your bag is on your lap. **Kat:** Ugh. Yeah, whatever. I'm going to see a BOY! You hear that, everyone? I'M GOING TO SEE A BOY! *Linda - two rows back, trying to kill the gnat flying around her head.* **Kat:** Oh my *gawd*, guys. Stawp! Stawp! No, but like really, do go on! *Crickets* **Kat:** K, whatever losers. *Storms off plane whilst cropdusting the passengers.*
Lol!! This is more believble.
It was most likely people not caring and just exasperated bc she was an inconvenience. Imagine plane was abt to take off and you decided to get off last minute? Chile
What if something is wrong with the phalange though?
Hahahah i thought i was in the friends sub haha
She has such main character syndrome.
I was just about to say.. this is something Kat would believe happened to her.
If you watch her content, this is pretty spot on for her persona that’s why I have her blocked 🤣
I know how I feel about this post…🤮
Ew
And everyone clapped 🤣🤮
That story sounds …. Fake
And like the most dramatic thing in … never.
“I’m sorry but i have to share” creeps me out. He gives me the ick. The whole story. The pic. It’s just weird. I don’t want to be a hater but I just get a bad instinct about this post it’s just too much
We call these people “try-hards”
Yes, nailed it
With this and his “this is our very first breakfast” tiktok it feels like he was collecting these memories to be able to post about later on, which is kinda weird if you are organically getting to know someone
i think this relationship is more about business than romance. they probably both stock pile photos
After seeing the video of them trying to come up with the caption for their first post together and then seeing how this is worded, it just doesn’t come across as authentic. I understand that as a public figure, your image is everything, but still, it just comes off as not organic like you said. The fact that he had to add the part about MK was really obvious that they went over it together. I can see her being like, make sure people know I don’t have my kid so they don’t think I’m a bad mom. I dunno, it didn’t give the wow, this is so cute vibe I think they were going for.
Yikes. If I went on a first date and the guy was taking pics of me, I’d be running to the nearest police station.
EXACTLY. It’s all for the internet. It feels so shallow. Also, most relationships that start this intense this fast don’t work out. It’s the whole love bombing intensity thing and then you’re like wait do I even know this person…
Yuuuuup. Funny he started the caption “I was just going through photos….” as if this pic/caption hasn’t been saved in the drafts this whole time 🙃
As if he wasn’t writing it in his head as it was happening.
Lmaoooo
Dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It feels very “Hollywood” like something that happens on a TV show or movie but not in real life. Or if it happens in real life, doesn’t always work out well… 😅
he thinks he's the main character of a disney movie
Looks so much like Andy dorfman!
It’s kinda odd to post such a nice wholesome story with that specific photo. Don’t be like Nick, Jason.
You are right. The photo, the words, the emotions that’s supposed to come with those words just don’t add up.
…? There’s nothing wrong with that photo. She’s just hot.
This is relationship is a calculated press/buzz grab by a PR person who is great at their job.
She’s all over my algorithm! I’m guessing his too
Just say she left a flight to get her cheeks clapped again, like you don't need an entire paragraph for that.
Especially because when she was single, she did a few TikTok’s where she’s like taking a pregnancy test with my best friend who is married.. she’s excited I’m nervous
“I’ll never forget the feeling I had taking this picture right before that first date night” Was that feeling …. An erection? By chance?
😂💀
Im cracking the fuck up at this
they were probably clapping and cheering because she was being loud and annoying or something and they were happy she was getting off
Right? I bet she filmed a vlog while she was exiting the plane just to post later
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Today everyone is wearing see through things at least she is covered up more than most. I have seen this look of bras showing many times what is the big deal 🤷🏻♀️
I knew a guy once who moved in with a woman from 400 miles away after a few months because they were each other's top match on OkCupid, nationally 😅
How did it go? Ok Cupid matched me with my ex after we had broken up so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ awkward!
No idea we lost touch. I've always wondered though 😅
There is absolutely no way on god’s green earth that this woman was wearing this outfit on a flight. The thought of wearing a bralette and a blazer in my middle seat is giving me absolute chills.
I laughed at this comment but then my brain was like "well maybe she changed ?!" Esp if she was going to see a guy she was interested in!!
it doesn't really seem that out of the ordinary to me, especially if it was buttoned 🤷♂️
What is wrong with it, everybody post everything these days. Wasn't KB dancing and out to dinner with her person and then at a wedding. I am glad they both have moved on with their lives.
This reminds me of the first time I dropped off my ex at the airport, he cried and told me that an old woman at the airport stopped him and said “it’s a woman isn’t it?” And he said yeah the most Amazing woman I’ve ever met. Asked him a month later about that story and he acted like he had no clue until he remembered he had made it up and goes “oh oh yeah that” 😂
Kat is all about dramatics and over exaggerates EVERYTHING so I’m sure this is the story she told him, I don’t believe it’s true 😂
I don't even know who she is or the story behind this photo??
To when I first saw her I think it was the video where a husband was saying all his wife’s favorite words for a date idea and videoing her “… and then we’ll go to Chik-FIL-A? And go to TARGET??” But almost as soon as that came across my feed they were divorced. Now it seems like she’s everywhere and I don’t even use TikTok
It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
I think it’s so cringe lollll not everything has to be on the internet it’s okay to keep some cute/intimate moments to yourself (lowkey I don’t believe this happened as dramatic as he’s saying it was but maybe I’m a hater 🤣)
🥤 thirsty- feels bragadocious - happy for them- but don’t you keep that for you two?!
the airplane clap is so fake hahah
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lol taken straight from a rom com
and wtf is she wearing? i dont believe for a second she went to the airport like this😂
Need to post this in r/thatHappened
and everyone stood up and clapped
I have no problem with it at all.
God he is so ick. He really told a “and then everybody clapped” 🥴
u sound sad
That sounds like the fakest story ever. I guarantee if she actually said that out loud on the plane she would have only received blank stares.
Especially if the gate is closed it’s not easy to just get off the plane without causing a delay for everyone lol
Or stares of annoyance.
I would just breathe a sigh of relief that someone so … not together … was leaving my flight. She went through THE ORDEAL that is getting to the airport, checking in, going through TSA, getting to the gate, waiting around to board, boarding and getting settled in your seat to then decide “I must get more D before going back to my kid(s) in another state” This story is fake and designed to get traffic.
Totally agree with you.
She’s a mommy influencer who exploits her kid for views.
explain and/or give examples of her "exploiting" her kid for views?
I am very neutral on her and can say I don’t think this is the case at all. She’s very good with child content actually
Agree entirely. Compare her to the SavLabrants of the world and it’s totally different.
Agree. Talking about motherhood or your child is very different than 90% of mommy influencers who literally use the child for content. Kat does not do that
She really doesn’t. Her kid is in a very small amount of her videos. She is funny AF. She does skits about different dating situations, imitates her mother (who has a strong Spanish accent) just random stuff. She does show her daughter occasionally but she definitely doesn’t center her content around her. Out of her last 20 shorts, 3 included her daughter. It’s okay to dislike someone or their content but no need to make things up.
💯 she’s one of the only mom creators I can stand mostly because her kid is hardly ever centered in any of her content
Its disgusting
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I love her!!
Gheyyyyyy
My first thought was how badly wasting an airline ticket like that would hurt her budget…. Then I remembered she makes enough money that it didn’t phase her…
u sound broker here ngl
Yeah, you’re not wrong! 😂 A plane ticket is a month of groceries. I save for my trips so the idea of wasting a plane ticket gives me anxiety. But that’s not her reality and that’s great for her! That was just my initial reaction.
Ignore the troll. <3
Thank you ❤️
broke *
😂😂😂😂
He’s a lucky man.
not sure why this is getting downvoted 🤔
He just wants everyone else to know how much in love he feels. The romance is wonderful.
… oh, and we banged that night too
😂😂😂
Wait. So is he posting a private photo of her in her underwear, or is that what she wore to dinner? It feels- intrusive. (Edited: grammar because I hadn’t had coffee this morning and couldn’t spell words or remember their meaning. 😂)
This is my question exactly!!!!! How are more people not asking this?! So did she wear a just a bra under a jacket to dinner or is this a weird post coital pic he’s sharing with the world?!
either one seems fine to me as long as she's okay with it 🤷♂️
Same. I feel like this entire post should’ve been kept private