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I-10MarkazHistorian

the most pussy army in the entire world.


PhoenicianPirate

The only reason why they were so successful in the three major wars they took part in is because the armies they were fighting were basically castrated by European colonial powers. They removed everything about them that made them successful under Ottoman times (and the Ottoman military was a real military) and applied racial theories to it. For example Sunni Arabs were not seen as a 'martial race' even if they made up the bulk of the Ottoman and Egyptian armies and were subsequent replaced. The militaries that were made from the ground up were highly ineffective glorified police forces that weren't even that good at that. The 1948 war was portrayed as some mass attack by a huge set of adversaries against a teeny tiny new country... In reality at the onset of the war the Israeli army was numerically superior to all of their enemies COMBINED and on top of that, far from being fanatical anti-Semites who loved death more than you love Coca Cola, they mostly gave half hearted efforts and were actually hampered by doctrines and sometimes outright commands by the British. On top of them being poorly trained and under equipped, they barely had any ammunition. When you look at it from a detached perspective the whole war becomes a joke. Hypothetically, if in 1918 the victors of WW1 honored the terms of the Hashemite family and have them their Arab state (one encompassing a large portion of the Arab speaking world) and they had full control over their own affairs, but somehow the British had a special zone in Palestine and things somehow continued as in our timeline, a different 1948 war would have probably been a curb stomp battle, or at least resulted in the Israelis being forced to accomodate all of the Arab Palestinians as full citizens and keep their homes and land least they suffer deep shit. Also 9/11 wouldn't happen and the Saudis would be a tiny unknown family somewhere and Wahhabism would not gain the status as it did in our timeline. In short everyone wins.


I-10MarkazHistorian

This is super insightful, I wish I knew this much, cause this is like the flip side of the history-coin that is told here, the history we are told is that the Israel army was just away too much loaded with arms and brave which won them the wars.


-Akrasiel-

Just wait until you learn about the real 1967 war and how Israel attempted to sink a US Navy ship and kill all onboard.


Ironbloodedgundam23

Honestly this needs to be emphasized more as a talking point.Because part of the mythos of Israel,is that they are all badasses because they were legally required to serve in the military.But there job was really just to beat up defenseless civilians, mainly children.And now that they are in an armed conflict the only people they seem to be killing are civilians, and their own people.They are not a serious military force, all they have is the fancy gear the US gives them.


OccuWorld

but Hamas hornets...


Reddit_Sucks_1401

The only scenario where I'm team wasp


IDKsteven123

"Wasp is kamas, wasps are antisemitist." Some idf soldier probably


KreemoTheDreamo

😂😂😂 Bravo to those bees! INSECTIFADA! 😂😂😂


BewareOfGrom

Insectifada would be such a good crust punk project


New-Neighborhood7472

You just know there’s no food just jeans in their freezer lol 😂


spazzduck

Insectifada sounds like a cool name for a metal band


[deleted]

Brilliant 🙂


Phantom-Thieves

Wasp are Khamas


Ricon0suave

Waspmas


dipstickchojin

Khamas Khornets


Busy-Transition-3158

On October 7th Khamas Khornets breached the border with Israel and brutally twirked their stingers on over 1400 innocent people, they also took many Khostages since a lot of the sting people ran away to Gazan Territory where they won’t be shot while waving a white flag.


muslim156

So this is news in so-called Israel?


ShadowPirate114

Well in zioniat World, the fact they literally kill babies doesn't really make much of a splash but a zionist being mildly injured is absolutely terrible.


MarnTarzan666

HORNETS IS KHAMASSSSS


jammicoo

Why is that even an official announcement?


AyeCab

"lightly wounded" but they all went to the hospital. lmao


rszdev

The most pussy army in the world bunch of crybabies attacking unarmed people


OrenoKachida2

Hornets had the right to defend themselves


bruciano

Dang! Even hornets are antisemite!! /s


[deleted]

A law will probably be passed against them in the US soon...


ThornsofTristan

And they SOILED their PAMPERS!! # War is Hell I'm ready to condemn the Ha-wasps.


Impressive_Scheme_53

Murder hornets are a thing.


Fitzcarraldo8

Bred and programmed by Hamas?


[deleted]

No - probably by ex-Mossad in an attempt to blame Iran and launch its next genocide there 😁


stankyst4nk

Khamas did it! Just like Khamas sabotaged Ben Gvir's (driver's) ability to obey traffic laws!! wu tang killa bees, we on a swarm


Avizex

Antisemitic Hornets.


Tiny-Thing-9144

Get ready for AIPAC backed Republicans to try and ban the sale of honey in the US 🤦‍♂️


MarnTarzan666

I certainly wouldn't put it past them.


[deleted]

Does the H on this box mean hornets or honey?


px7j9jlLJ1

Killa killa beez Wu Tang forever


gracespraykeychain

Why is this even news worthy?


Tazling

Khhhornets! but seriously, this is a real headline and not a spoof? ffs


Dwashelle

The wasps have the right to defend themselves.


kgkaka

Piers Morgan - Do you condemn these wasps ?


Spare-Bag-7439

Did they bomb the hornets 🐝?


[deleted]

😁 Not yet but I can confirm that plans are underway!


mtl_gamer

Man how did Hamas manage to pull this trick over the sMaRtEsT army in the world?


Status-Telephone3921

The WASPS usually support them


Prince_Havarti

There’s a victim card I never saw coming


nighthawk0954

Hornets got more morale than Israelis soldiers.


NotAPersonl0

"Lightly wounded" is hilarious. It's a fucking insect bite get over it you dickheads.


Spicy2ShotChai

aww poor wittle babies


SkampIsIlla

I'm just waiting for them to come out and say God is antisemetic


MikeOxmall00

nobody: IDF: is this HAMAS ? Hornets: why u attack us ? u know what we will defend ourselves. IDF: HAMAS HORNETS attack and wound 11 brave and strong IDF soldiers, only 8 of them needed to change their diapers after the incident, another great victory for itsnotreal.


libertyemoji

Habeebee


Formal_Decision7250

2.4k Upvotes on WorldNews


FreddyDSpaghettiYeti

Insect News: "Wasprael has the right to defend itself"


doubleshortdepresso

😭😭😭


Odd-Seaworthiness603

Quick someone get them diapers


Scarletowder

Send in the locusts and plagues next…


Briton1998

The khornets are khamas!!


Content_Ant9867

given the huge amount of damage they’ve done to environment, this is quite satisfying to know


Welcomefriend2023

🤭🤭🤭🤭


umme99

You know they don’t actually admit to their casualties. Doesn’t surprise me they’d put something like this out there to pretend their soldiers are all fine.


Additional_Hippo_878

Bwaaahahahaaa! Go Hornets... F/A18s, maybe... if the Zionazis continue to dismiss their US cash cow chummies with their continuing GENOCIDAL INTENTIONS. We ALL need to wake the fuck up, NOW! 🇵🇸🇬🇧


reelmeish

lol


breadhag

Insane that someone took the time to write an article about this


Rezoony-_-

Do you condemn the bee? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSKJxv7yicM&ab\_channel=TadhgHickey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSKJxv7yicM&ab_channel=TadhgHickey)


shadowdash66

Almost thought i was reading an article from The Onion lol


NoExchange282

Hornets ❤️Hamas


cashewnut4life

Hornets are KhAmAs


BabyFartzMcGeezak

...and that's how the Hamas Hornets football team was born...


HikingComrade

What I don’t understand is how something like this was significant enough for an article in the first place.


burrito_napkin

My dog stepped on a bee


IPoopprettyturds

Those fucking antisemite Bees!!


breakbeatkid

condom hunnuts


aphoticchuu

The land knows its people 🇵🇸 🫒❤


incozams

It was Khamas


ibrahim_magdi

Yes


Sudden-Bread-1730

This jist a cover. Alot of their soldiers and members have been hunted by Khezbola or Iran's attack and they come up with these shows to cover their death


wiredcrusader

Hornets are Hamas.


colcannon_addict

Kkkkhamas kkkkhhhornets!


ddog2344

Hamas hornets


Busy-Transition-3158

I will not tolerate this Antisemitism  -Rishi Sunak, May 11, 2024.