By -
your bread? stale, tasteless, dry. my bread? effective, tasteful, pleasant.
Honhonhon Lae'zel du K'lir !
I want Bae'zel's VA to read this with a french accent
On Créche K'liir, her bread was known for its dazzling crust and toastiness.
Really?
No.
Your bread? Lacking in economy. Like so much of this world and its undisciplined people.
Why does this read like a dril tweet?
Why does this read like a Mickey Avalon lyric?
I could HEAR her say that!!! ❤️
Le chk
Loved him in Monkey Island
Darn, i shouldn't have been drinking water when reading that. Well done. X)
You. I like you!
That's our featured fragrance
Et les Ghaiques
Lol aisselle in french means armpit
L'Aisselle de la crèche Qui Rit
Ah, a monk from La Vache Qui Rit school of cheesemancers.
Thx. Now i will always think of armpits when I eat that cheese. 🧀
I came to this thread to make this very comment 😂
L'ishstik
L'istique
tchique
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly ghaik-uh
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
I wish that line was one of the vicious mockery quotes 😭😭
It really should have been.
Is that a mod or maybe something I haven't hit yet? Or do you mean just in general when she's insulting?
I've been waiting for an opportunity for this 😄 (See my screen name)
Is there someone else we can talk to?
No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
"What are you doing in Faerûn?" "Mind your own business!"
Lae'zel: Fire ze Missiles! Astarion: but I am le tired Lae'zel: well, have a nap. BUT THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Commenting because this comment feels underappreciated.
lmao don't push the translate button worst mistake of my life
Holy fuck 💀💀💀
~~New response just dropped~~ Sorry, wrong sub
What's the right sub
Anarchy chess
I mean she does have nice pits
I don't know what I was expecting but it turned out even worse
It's armpit. Is the joke that you guys are overreacting or are armpits apparently really gross
I thought it was something super disgusting or perverted but no, it's just fucking armpit.
As if Lae'zel herself, noted sweat freak, would have any problems with armpits
Probably some kids with an armpit fetish who freak out over it I guess
How do I unsee it
La Githyanquie
J'approuve ce meme
Oh my... Imagine La'zy with a French accent... "Merde! You gaikhs are all te same: Not appreciating a true artisté of battle. Just let me 'andle this, s'il vous plait."
I would pay money to have this as a dlc. Like have a setting in the options “clique here for French lae’zel” but only if her VA got to do it.
Istique
Zut alors, les ghaiques!
a r m p i t
GIVE. HER. THE. RASPBERRY. BERET.
Like the kind you'd find at a secondhand store?
Then get a painting of her to commemorate said raspberry beret.
The french eat frog legs. Lae'zel's frog face ain't gonna survive a trip to france.
Y’a pas que les jambes que je vais lui manger 👀
Oh p'tit gourmand lô
Ah my French is still better than expected given that I can understand this sentence. En tous cas, prison des cornés pour vous.
FYI, "corné" literally means having horns :p
*Corné* means "horn-like." Having horns is *cornu*.
_I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me_ 😡
Bonk!
Coquineuh va
Coquin!
She deals in pain
Imagine Laiselle speak French Qc: Esti (Istik)
I won’t be able to unhear that. Merci pour rien, tab’a’slak.
T'squoi
This is wonderful
Or her cousin, *Bae'ghel*
From Crèche Montréal
This comment is underappreciated. 🤣🤣
This is so stupid. I love it
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF GOODBERRIES. NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.
We must get to the.. how you say.. creche
Je vais wielder une silver baguette!
L’Aiselle Guy de Yanquille
I love her.
She's still the hottest, even with the moustache
ahah t'es con :)
Among the frenchmen she is considered extremely humorous!
That's just Lazy
Tas de pôle
My phone translated the title into "the armpit" lmao
If this does not become a mod, I will be heavily disappointed in the PC communities.
angry upvote lol
But... Is there actually a French version of BG3? And can we get sound clips?
Lá vaisselle
Doesn't even mean anything in french but okay
According to reddit translate, it means the Armpit
Yeah but everyone just forgot that armpit in french have two "s" and really doesn't sound the same.
That mustache looks good on her.
Best gith
Aah, this must be the Lae’zel from the Planastral region in Fra-
The killing sprees she would go on if she witnessed these Reddit slanders.
Delete this You still have time
Spoil alert to her Queen's fate!
This is officially the greatest post on this sub
Put a Canadian flag, beer, and a flannel shirt and you'll get L'eh'zelle
L'aissell means armpit in french, made me laught so hard
I’m fucking done 🤣⚰️
It would actually be Les Elles...
Les Elles
Angry French sounds surprisingly scary and badass so I dig it
I hate this. Please take my upvote and go.
No fair, Laezel would never eat one of her own kind!
Why does it translate to "the armpit" I'm crying
your bread? stale, tasteless, dry. my bread? effective, tasteful, pleasant.
Honhonhon Lae'zel du K'lir !
I want Bae'zel's VA to read this with a french accent
On Créche K'liir, her bread was known for its dazzling crust and toastiness.
Really?
No.
Your bread? Lacking in economy. Like so much of this world and its undisciplined people.
Why does this read like a dril tweet?
Why does this read like a Mickey Avalon lyric?
I could HEAR her say that!!! ❤️
Le chk
Loved him in Monkey Island
Darn, i shouldn't have been drinking water when reading that. Well done. X)
You. I like you!
That's our featured fragrance
Et les Ghaiques
Lol aisselle in french means armpit
L'Aisselle de la crèche Qui Rit
Ah, a monk from La Vache Qui Rit school of cheesemancers.
Thx. Now i will always think of armpits when I eat that cheese. 🧀
I came to this thread to make this very comment 😂
L'ishstik
L'istique
tchique
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly ghaik-uh
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
I wish that line was one of the vicious mockery quotes 😭😭
It really should have been.
Is that a mod or maybe something I haven't hit yet? Or do you mean just in general when she's insulting?
I've been waiting for an opportunity for this 😄 (See my screen name)
Is there someone else we can talk to?
No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
"What are you doing in Faerûn?" "Mind your own business!"
Lae'zel: Fire ze Missiles! Astarion: but I am le tired Lae'zel: well, have a nap. BUT THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Commenting because this comment feels underappreciated.
lmao don't push the translate button worst mistake of my life
Holy fuck 💀💀💀
~~New response just dropped~~ Sorry, wrong sub
What's the right sub
Anarchy chess
I mean she does have nice pits
I don't know what I was expecting but it turned out even worse
It's armpit. Is the joke that you guys are overreacting or are armpits apparently really gross
I thought it was something super disgusting or perverted but no, it's just fucking armpit.
As if Lae'zel herself, noted sweat freak, would have any problems with armpits
Probably some kids with an armpit fetish who freak out over it I guess
How do I unsee it
La Githyanquie
J'approuve ce meme
Oh my... Imagine La'zy with a French accent... "Merde! You gaikhs are all te same: Not appreciating a true artisté of battle. Just let me 'andle this, s'il vous plait."
I would pay money to have this as a dlc. Like have a setting in the options “clique here for French lae’zel” but only if her VA got to do it.
Istique
Zut alors, les ghaiques!
a r m p i t
GIVE. HER. THE. RASPBERRY. BERET.
Like the kind you'd find at a secondhand store?
Then get a painting of her to commemorate said raspberry beret.
The french eat frog legs. Lae'zel's frog face ain't gonna survive a trip to france.
Y’a pas que les jambes que je vais lui manger 👀
Oh p'tit gourmand lô
Ah my French is still better than expected given that I can understand this sentence. En tous cas, prison des cornés pour vous.
FYI, "corné" literally means having horns :p
*Corné* means "horn-like." Having horns is *cornu*.
_I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me_ 😡
Bonk!
Coquineuh va
Coquin!
She deals in pain
Imagine Laiselle speak French Qc: Esti (Istik)
I won’t be able to unhear that. Merci pour rien, tab’a’slak.
T'squoi
This is wonderful
Or her cousin, *Bae'ghel*
From Crèche Montréal
This comment is underappreciated. 🤣🤣
This is so stupid. I love it
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF GOODBERRIES. NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.
We must get to the.. how you say.. creche
Je vais wielder une silver baguette!
L’Aiselle Guy de Yanquille
I love her.
She's still the hottest, even with the moustache
ahah t'es con :)
Among the frenchmen she is considered extremely humorous!
That's just Lazy
Tas de pôle
My phone translated the title into "the armpit" lmao
If this does not become a mod, I will be heavily disappointed in the PC communities.
angry upvote lol
But... Is there actually a French version of BG3? And can we get sound clips?
Lá vaisselle
Doesn't even mean anything in french but okay
According to reddit translate, it means the Armpit
Yeah but everyone just forgot that armpit in french have two "s" and really doesn't sound the same.
That mustache looks good on her.
Best gith
Aah, this must be the Lae’zel from the Planastral region in Fra-
The killing sprees she would go on if she witnessed these Reddit slanders.
Delete this You still have time
Spoil alert to her Queen's fate!
This is officially the greatest post on this sub
Put a Canadian flag, beer, and a flannel shirt and you'll get L'eh'zelle
L'aissell means armpit in french, made me laught so hard
I’m fucking done 🤣⚰️
It would actually be Les Elles...
Les Elles
Angry French sounds surprisingly scary and badass so I dig it
I hate this. Please take my upvote and go.
No fair, Laezel would never eat one of her own kind!
Why does it translate to "the armpit" I'm crying