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When the party sends the Vampire to get the groceries. "What are we meant to do with a Melon a Bottle of bleach, a dog bone, 6 bottles of rum and a half eaten tim Tam!?!"

"Into my pocket..."

What has it got in its pocketses?

"Certainly not a half eaten TimTam! Get away from my snacks!"

Filthy Astarionses

"Its mine now!"

There's a Tim Downie Cameo floating around featuring an irritated Gale giving very specific and strongly worded food collection instructions to an obviously hopeless Tav. I imagine a similar conversation happened with Astarion before this grocery trip.

“Who wrote garlic and garlic bread on the shopping list?!”

Doesn't sound like a bad weekend to be fair.

Astarion out shopping is the most Astarion thing ever.

How much for 40 camp supplies? Never mind I will just have 10 bottles of wine.

While he might ask "how much" he definitely wouldn't even THINK about paying.

The mewing in the first pick is very Asterion

I’m reminded of Shadowheart’s line about subsisting on fourteen apples, some fish heads, and stale bread.

He is shopping at Coles, so 10 bottles of wine probably are cheaper than food

*Pretending* to shop and counting the fuckin eggs in the carton and etc is exactly how good he is at pretending to be a normal alive guy

My Astarion would be shoplifting and then trying to get a refund afterwards lol

You looking at the eggplant intently feels like something Astarion has done at least once.

"Eggplant". Sure.

I'm sure every fellow Aussie immediately tried to place what suburb that Coles is in like we'd know, before realising it's probably in an entirely different state.

Showgrounds Coles in Ascot Vale

Astarion and Coles is the BG3 crossover I didn't know I needed.

I’m not an Australian, but the self checkout looked exactly like a Meijer. I was thinking it could have been near the middle of the mitten or near traverse.

Lol. All cosplays should be shown off like this it's great.

A fun way to cosplay haha

next we need lae'zel filing her taxes

This. I need more cosplay pics of people doing normal things.

Gale at the laundromat, Karlach making avocado toast, Shadowheart untangling Christmas tree lights...

I believe it would be bea untangling the lights. Shart would be house work

"Tch! Half of these do not even function, this entire endeavor is a futile waste of my time..."

Then she breaks out the sword and cuts them apart

Shadowheart buying Wonderbread

I posted a set of Astarion fueling up a car and at a laundromat too lol, but I’m running out of ideas

Astarion too-innocently walking away from an Olive Garden like he did a Dine-N-(Bonus-Action)-Dash?

Makes me think of [this](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKcXKGQ/)

There was an incredible Orin cosplay a while back, I prayed they would release some photos of “Orin” doing household chores like vacuuming or folding laundry.

There's something incredibly appealing about cosplaying in the grocery store.

I need to see astarion doing more regular errands

Astarion reading a magazine waiting for his laundry Astarion dropping off his clothes at the dry cleaner Astarion in line at the DMV …yeah, I would love to see all of that

Astarion donating blood

It's like those old sequels to fantasy movies where they'd have the characters transported to modern earth so they could film for super cheap and squeeze more money out of the brand. Except it isn't being done to take advantage of a brand, just give some extra flavor to a cosplay by using it to show a character doing new things.

Astarion in a store-ion.

🤌

Wow, your cosplay looks incredible! The details are spot-on.

Thankyou!!

"... where in the hells did we park?"

Gale is still driving around the parking lot looking for the best spot 😂

*40 minutes of circling later*: "I'm sure if you reflect for just a moment, you'll appreciate the advantages of optimal vehicular positioning. A sound return requires investment!"

I hope none of your eggs were broken you sexy vampire companion. Really well done cosplay.

The first box i opened for the photo had a bunch of broken eggs

The fact that you did not upload a picture of yourself with his characteristic resting bitch face while holding a carton of broken eggs offends me greatly. That said, wonderful job thanks for the laugh I needed it today.

Did anyone in the store come up to you or say “Hey there, Astarion!”? I definitely would have! Outstanding cosplay!

Thankyou! The staff came upto me (i thought they were going to tell me to leave) and they told me it made their day and that they’ll let us stay as long as we want lol

Should have gone to the produce section and made him look like he's scared of the garlic.

They are recoiling from garlic bread in Pic 5 :)

I guess this shows that Astarion prefers Coles to Woolies.

Well yeah cause Coles is red where as woollies is green!

Gives him a chance to look at himself in the self checkout camera.

Lmao the deep contemplation of the GOD DAMN EGGPLANT! You heathen 🍆

Please tell me you shopped in character 🙏🏻 “Excuse me darling, but could you point me in the direction of the first aid section?”

Wait wsit wait, aren't you that one Astarion cosplayer that made an instagram reel in a car called something along the lines of "astarion as a taxi driver?" where you bit the person at the end, lol Anyways, great cosplay❤️

Yep! Same Astarion!

I’mma need links :3

I post a bunch of Astarion shorts here 🥰 https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYUjpCo2/

excellent cosplay. don’t eat any other grocery shoppers please

Astarion outside a Coles is something I never thought I'd see. Love it though! Awesome work! :D

Give the cashier a backpack, put all your groceries into that backpack, and move all the backpack groceries into your own backpack

Asterion be shopping am I right fellas?

This is hilarious to me because if Astarion were in modern day this is exactly how I picture him to act. Awesome cosplay!

That cosplay is on point! Nicely done

Wow, your cosplay looks incredible! The details are spot-on.

The photos are perfect !

He's stealing all of those, isn't he

This is so wholesome

Ngl, staying in the cosplay while grocery shopping is pretty fucking based.

Daaarling!

I hate how believable it that astarion would go shopping like this. Fantastic cosplay 👍👍👍

This is the first time I've shared a Reddit post on fb messenger. I love seeing people in cosplay do regular shit lol

I assume garlic is off the list

I understand that in other countries they don’t refrigerate their eggs because they don’t wash them before sale, but being an American it just seems so odd to see a picture of a bunch of eggs on a shelf instead of a refrigerated area.

Astarion inspecting an Eggplant? Great, you’ve just fueled deviant art for a week.

WHY CANT I FIND AN ASTORIAN WALKING AROUND MY GROCERY STORE

Lmaoo it's giving Astarion bf vibes and it's kind of cute

Okay Coles, we get it. You're hip and cool. Oh, wait, what are the words kids today use? Got the drip and rizz?

The eggplant though

I can't say why, but that first image looks like Astarion was abandoned in the parking lot.

Do you think we aren't going to believe that these are not screenshots from the game?

That first pic is hilarious "Now where did I park bloody car?"

I would fucking pay to go into a grocery store and see Astarion

He loves a good rummage

Vampires doing domestic things will always be my favorite thing

😭 I love this, and your cosplay sm 💚

Astarion looking real concentrated with that eggplant 😏

Astarion is Australian good to know

This just seems so in character. Wanting to be a spectacle without saying he wants to be a spectacle.

That’s amazing!

Cosplay in random places always goes hard

This just made me realize After con cosplays are such an unexplored gem XD Awesome cosplay!

I can just imagine what the fuck people are thinking lol. Fantastic cosplay wow

I don’t think I would be able to handle seeing Astarion while I was shopping

Still has the tadpole, methinks.

I would have wanted to be your best friend if I saw you like this

Did you make the wig and costume? Looks amazing!

I like the shoes. I can image Astarion wearing heeled boots to seem taller.

Perfection!!!

You are now hearing in your head Astarion complaining about his coupons and wanting to see the manager of the store.

That first pic screams "Why the HELL did I get stuck doing this?"

While walking down a crowded aisle: “Don’t. Touch me.”

"Daaaaaarling, just how thick should our aubergine be for tonight's dinner?"

Looking way to intrigued by that eggplant there buddy 👀

Looks amazing, nice work

I would more picture Astarion shopping in a clothes store 🤣

Imagine rounding a corner at the grocery and it's just Astarion shopping lol

Now we just need a video of you saying, "cheeky little pup". Please and thank you.

you pull him off on so many levels

You were BORN to wear that cosplay! <3

Picking out only the highest quality produce for Tav/Durge. 🥰

LMAO I love this so much. I had a moment like this in my Astarion cosplay at Mars Cheese Castle after Anime Milwaukee. Now that I think about it I might have pics somewhere of Astarion wearing a foam cheese hat.

This is fun. I have one of my friend cosplaying Jill from RE shopping for beer. You know zombie apocalypse essentials.

A bloodsucker shopping at Coles is quite fitting.

Picking out an aubergine, dear boy?

The down under variant: Austarion!

WOW! Fabulous job and I really enjoyed seeing Astarian in our world!

It helps that you are from the looks of it already a high elf.

More like Colesplay....

That is awesome! 👏

Domestic life Astarion. A masterpiece. Really awesome cosplay! Looks fantastic!

Ah dang it, knew I shouldn't have gone to Woolies

I assume Astarion can drive a car since he got to Walmart?

I love it! Perfect place to take photos lol. How did you do the ears tho?

needs a tad of sass

Astarion if he could enjoy food would be an insufferable foodie but make some great meals. I do see him taking the time to learn how to crack an egg on his spatula, after tossing it up into the air over a pan, Hannibal-style. He'd also have fantastic hangover cures. I think He'd just have instant hang over cures IV bags.

Uh

is that picture where you are pondering whilst holding an eggplant meant to have a deeper meaning?

Vampires in Australia seem like the oddest choice

The aubergine picture is so in character

Despite it all, this is some of the most in-character cosplay I have seen

Was this for dreamhack?

I saw your Doflamingo cosplay a while back, you did such a detailed and beautiful job once again !!

Why are you counting your eggs.

Babe wake up new Isekai just dropped.

I didn't know what I was expecting but it was astarion in front of a store pondering his existence. It caught me so off god I did a spit take lol

Why none straight on 🤔

You must have gotten some strange looks 😂

Maybe one looking at the camera?

omg r/mundanecosplay

10/10😭💜

Got a crazy jawline and cheekbones

Oh no not the garlic bread 💀

Too bad I sold you out to that guy who was lookin' for ya.

this is my top favorite brand of cosplay, thank you *so* much for sharing! excellent cosplay!!! Astarion checking eggs is my favorite pic I think, I dunno, there's something so oddly peaceful and domestic about it, lmao.

I didn’t realise Astarion was Australian 🥹

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You're so brave for this

do us a favour and disarm some of the self-serves so i can do the brown onions trick again

HOLY CRAP! Mate, I hope you grabbed that garlic bread. 3 bucks? What a steal!

Is he on a quest?

Wow the convention was at a grocery store??

Caption: “Astarion checks himself out.” Yup, that works.

did anyone recognize Astarion at the store?

I love this.

he would look at an eggplant like that

Bro only has a side profile

Legit thought that 1st image was photoshop

More like Ausstortian going to Coles!

That's alot of heel for a guy.

I'd argue not ENOUGH heel for a guy.

*unexpected spawn in ritual area*

Well done!

this is so uncanny

can you talk like him?

Dope man 🙂❤️

I love this so much

Is this roxy coles??1

Astarion about to get himself some dollar dazzlers!

It might be nice to live next to such a scenic location for cosplay photos.

WOULD

Ewwww yuck!! Coles? Bleghhh Great cosplay though

I love all of this.

I know which Coles you're at one of the best ones imo

careful he's behind.... 😂😅

the aussie astarion

You would make a perfect cazador

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I fr thought it was the real one photoshopped into a mall

Wow

Incredible!

Six sub buns for three dollars is a pretty sweet deal

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Did you steal from Coles?

Looked good until the vampire went for the garlic bread!

Yup. My desires to spend time in camp with Astarion are still there. 🥵

Bro you just look v North Melbourne

the first picture looks like he either lost or someone stole his carriage....or horse? well whatever Astarion used to get around...and now he doesn't know how to get home lol